#real conversations

[homesweetgoodneighbor]

More Fun in BG3:

Super Spouse, upon returning from work: Still being a bane of goblins?

Me: I am having a fucking blast, dude! I put my folks in the rafters and any who survive my arrows and come looking for me walk right into my people hiding at the top of the ladder.

Him: So, what did they do?

Me: You'll find out.

Him: Gotcha. Just don't go overboard.

Me: It's not my fault they need correcting. They should try not being little dicks.

I find a room in the goblin camp filled with explosive barrels.

Him: That looks like a lot of traps.

Me, walking into the room: Or it's ones I can move and set around various places and blow up...

The barrels explode killing all but one of my party members.

Me: ...Or they could blow me to Mars.

Him, laughing his ass off: Or it could be the lit torch you walked in with.

Me: Basic physics in a DnD game?! Shut your mouth!

Him, still laughing: And you wonder why that airship blew up that one session.

Me teleporting to camp: WITHERS! WIIIITHEEEERS! We had an accident!

[heartoflesh]

"Things don't have to end, but they can't stay the same." "Ok. Let me die then."

Excerpts from a book I'll never write, William

[sherlockholmes-asscheeks]

For context, I used this “which Sherlock character are you” filter on the clock app (TikTok) and it would simply not give me any other character than Moriarty lmao

@sofreakinmanyfandoms here’s to 11+ years of chaos with more to come lmao

[sarahifox]

My Passion Project

Nearly two years ago, I knew that I wanted to create a resource so that others can heal. In January of 2021, I received an unexpected bipolar diagnosis which caused me to face my pain. Rough Edges was born out of that pain. In creating this podcast, I learned to embrace my brokenness in order to use it to heal others. Not only did this platform create a safe space for me to heal, it also allowed…

[cronchy-baguette]

I promise

[whaledocboi]

ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be

[anna-scribbles]

adrien in my outfit from a few days ago✨ feat. my claws out converse

bonus:

[chloesimaginationthings]

Can’t spell “Five nights at Freddy’s” without GAY

(Based off @/flashcs5 post)

[bluegiragi]

generous.

early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost

[that-dumbass-rabbit]

My mom: Wait did I tell you about when this thing happened?

Me: uh no?

Mom: so yesterday when

Me: oh yeah you told me that

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Happy pride month to these two specifically I can’t believe that Merthur is real

[theaceofarrows]

[Nightwing and Red Hood on a stake out outside a convenience store]

Nightwing: [watching the back] See anything yet?

Red Hood: [watching the front] A lady just bought $75 worth of cookies and two gallons of milk

Nightwing: Wow. Cookie Monster in disguise

Red Hood: Didn't know Cookie was a thirty something year old woman. Very good disguise

Nightwing: That's the point. He hides in plain sight

Red Hood: Sure, if you say so

[Half hour later]

Red Hood: Any changes from your side?

Nightwing: Other than me wanting a cookie? No

[thinkscholar]

Corporate Persona vs. Authentic Self: Navigating Genuine Connections in the Workplace

Dive into the complexities of interpersonal relationships in the corporate world. Explore how our behavior shifts between work and personal environments, and why authentic connections seem scarce in the office.

The hard truth about the corporate world we rarely talk about. In the corporate world, we try to form relationships with people who are good at their work and our behavior is completely different with them as compared to our behavior towards people who we know are not doing good at work. We are so fast at creating judgment towards people who don’t seem to be doing work properly or not coming out…

[songforten]

there's an interesting thing rtd said from the commentary about the "real mom" line:

i get not liking the line but like. it's an intentional mistake and an intentional character choice, and something we'll return to in the future, and that seems like important context to have when talking about the episode.

[ponytailcoby]

Do Buck and Eddie know they were screaming each other's names like that?

[castielsprostate]

breaking the sign in two by how hard im tapping it