#real conversations

[certified-over-thinker]

Some time ago my father gave me some advice that stuck with me and I think I should share it with any/all women out there.

He said to me: If you are ever with a man that can go long periods of time doing nothing about the sadness & emotional distress he’s causing you Or if he chooses to do nothing about the discomfort and pain he sees you in, then that man is not the one for you. Whatever situation you have that is causing you stress, anxiety, worry, discomfort, pain, whatever the case - a man that truly loves you will want to do anything and everything he can to help you, to ease your mind & worries. He will naturally provide a solution for you and figure it out with you. Anything else is unacceptable. A man by nature is solution oriented, a fixer, the back bone of his household. A woman is supposed to lean on her man. It is up to him to make sure she can lean on him, it’s on him to create emotional safety, protection and solutions for her to not feel the need to go anywhere else to find solutions.

He said to me: Take your mother & I for example, whatever she needs - I provide.

Your mother turns to me for emotional support, solutions, peace of mind, money, emergencies, advice, dealing with hardships, whatever the case, she can turn to me and I will never turn her down. I will never not show up for her. I will always be what she needs, she knows she can lean on me and whatever I can’t help her with, I try to find solutions, if there are no solutions, we make a way. Ask your mother if there was ever a time she needed me and I failed her, not a single occasion where I didn’t show up for her *My mother smiling at him*

This is the kind of love you should aspire for. This is the kind of love you deserve. This is the kind of love you should hold out for. A man will move mountains for a woman he loves, a man will go above and beyond for a woman he sees the world in, so never settle unless he’s willing to show you that you can lean on him every time and not just sometimes..

Some of the best advice my father has ever given me. I hope everyone can experience this kind of love.

Thanks Dad “)

I’ll pass this down to my kids

[rebelbyrdie]

Wifey: Are you sad?

Me: Yeah.

Wifey: Would watching a Star Trek Wars make you feel better?

Me: Yeah. Let's watch Star Gate Trek Wars Galactica 5.

Wifey: I know you are making fun of me, but don't know how or why the joke is funny.

[brochacho]

today my mom said that pedro pascal is babygirl

[heartoflesh]

"Things don't have to end, but they can't stay the same." "Ok. Let me die then."

Excerpts from a book I'll never write, William

[cronchy-baguette]

I promise

[whaledocboi]

ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be

[pendulouspuppyudders]

shut up about how "bad" she did at a sport, a woman is being told she can't do something because of the way she was born, she just happens to be trans so yall think misogyny and bioessentialism is suddenly ok

[ashenquill]

Dick, annoyed that he can’t figure out what’s wrong with his escrima’s taser: What do you WANT FROM ME

Jason, overhearing: Firstborn. And some Tostitos. Not necessarily in that order.

Tim, not looking up: Crazy Uber Eats order

Damian: Maybe living with Grandfather wasn’t so bad

[rebelbyrdie]

Me: Writing smut on couch.

Wifey: Killing zombies beside me.

Wifey: Leans over to read without me realizing.

Wifey: *imitates Peter Griffin* That's hawt. I wish this was narrated by Betty White.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Can’t spell “Five nights at Freddy’s” without GAY

(Based off @/flashcs5 post)

[iodotsys]

never thought id draw jim carrey and his gay husband

[that-dumbass-rabbit]

My mom: Wait did I tell you about when this thing happened?

Me: uh no?

Mom: so yesterday when

Me: oh yeah you told me that

[morganbritton132]

Steve isn’t the first person that Will comes out to but he’s definitely top five and it’s completely by accident. So now, Jonathan’s talking to him like -

“Wait, are you threatening me?” Steve asks, tuning back into the conversation after spacing out five minutes ago. “Because of Will?”

“Um, yeah? Kinda.”

“Wow, I’m not like…I’m not that. I’m cool with gay people. You know I love-“ He realizes that Jonathan doesn’t know Robin is a lesbian and course corrects - “Spock.”

“Spock? From Star Trek??”

“Yeah, obviously. Big gay, that guy. He wears eyeshadow.”

“Because he’s an alien,” Jonathan says, completely off topic now. “Not because he’s gay.”

“Okay, well. He’s dating Kirk too. That’s kinda gay. It’s in the books.”

“What books?”

Steve rolls his eyes and ducks behind the counter at Family Video for his backpack. He pulls out a thin bundle of papers and shove them at Jonathan.

Jonathan looks at them like, “This is a magazine…I don’t think this is an actual publication.”

“Okay? Well, Kirk and Spock bone in there so, you know. I’m not going to make fun of your brother.”

Steve goes back to stocking shelves for a second and then says, “Mike though?”

“I know.”

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Happy pride month to these two specifically I can’t believe that Merthur is real

[theaceofarrows]

[Nightwing and Red Hood on a stake out outside a convenience store]

Nightwing: [watching the back] See anything yet?

Red Hood: [watching the front] A lady just bought $75 worth of cookies and two gallons of milk

Nightwing: Wow. Cookie Monster in disguise

Red Hood: Didn't know Cookie was a thirty something year old woman. Very good disguise

Nightwing: That's the point. He hides in plain sight

Red Hood: Sure, if you say so

[Half hour later]

Red Hood: Any changes from your side?

Nightwing: Other than me wanting a cookie? No