#razz headcanons

[tooranges]

some babbles about my octo trio’s little origin stories

(from 01/2023)

[rarazzioli]

"Richie Lipschitz is a Demiboy" I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"T-They're right." they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There, in the 3rd row stands: Richie Lipschitz themself.

[waterfire1848]

Headcanon - Asami’s mind starts to fail after Korra passes away. When Pavi eventually meets her, Asami keeps calling her Korra despite the fact that she doesn’t look like Korra. Pavi doesn’t have the heart to correct her and remind her Korra is dead.

[thepatchycat]

I have a silly headcanon that the Wolfpack does a thing where every time one of them enters 79’s, they howl, and any other 104th members present in the club howl back. Other battalions find this varying levels of amusing or obnoxious but nobody else (not that many actually try) can howl and get a response—except for the 501st's Echo, who figures out that there’s a trick to it.

Addendum to this is that 104th shinies are encouraged to come up with their own personal howls as part of bonding with the battalion.

Second addendum to this is that howling has also been used as both a rallying cry and an intimidation tactic in battle.

[razzyarts]

Aún amo mucho este headcanon 🍒✨ (Se me olvidó subirlo aquí)

[skeleton-mischief]

Valentine's Day

What I think the skeletons would do to celebrate the holiday! It's a bit late but do I care? Nope!! Very self indulgent for me specifically 🫡

Vanilla: He's the type of skeleton I think who would pretend that he doesn't remember what holiday it is. If you asked him about it, he'd scratch his skull and ask "I wonder what's up with today?" And then dismiss it. He'd chalk everything up in order to further confuse you, all the way until he can get you alone. He's not a skeleton of much effort, but he would wait till it was night time to reveal what he made. Let's say you got him something. If you did, he'd blush and thank you, of course. He would just pretend to be confused up until it's night time. He'd take you to Grillbys and that's when he would show what he did. He asked Grillby to make a Valentine themed meal, and he'd present you with a small figurine. It would be a cute little charm, something that you can carry around in your pocket! He just wants to see you smile the moment you realize that he was messing with you all day, and he'd be grinning like a cheshire when the two of you can enjoy the cozy night

Cyperus: Oh boy he's been looking FORWARD to this day! Ever since he learned about it, he planned for the perfect day. He's the type to wake you up with a delicious breakfast of pancakes or waffles topped with whatever fruit you prefer and whipped cream. Then, he'll take you out on a day trip of him presenting you with all sorts of gifts! If you happen to surprise him with gifts of your own, he gets all flustered but tries to play it off to appear cool. He's flattered, of course, but it would also probably end up with him claiming that he needs to up his game and then that'll lead to a spiral of the both of you playfully being competitive. I can imagine the day ending with a kiss on the cheek, and he'll just sort of look cartoonishly go "WAOH!!!" before getting all giddy. He's so cute ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

Red: He's worse than Vanilla, trust. He's going to avoid witnessing any hint, play dumb, and overall frustrate you to the point you would probably throw the stuffed animal you had for him. However, laughing, he'd just reveal that he also had a plushie that was just coincidentally matching. He has a big ol' box of chocolates for you and he's trying to coax you to forgive him with promises of taking you out to eat with no expenses worth worrying about. He's more of a stay at home guy, y'know? But he'll try to make it up for you

Pitch: If Cyperus was excited, you can say that Pitch is twice as much. He's the type to go with a theme, decorating your bedroom while you're out and about with roses upon roses decorating the place. He would prepare a home cooked table of delicious dinner and desserts galore, wearing his most beautiful red outfit. He's not going to say sappy things to you since his actions speak louder, but he would say that he wishes you a Happy Valentine's Day as he offers you things like your favorite perfume/cologne, a mug, and the like. If you got him something like a red scarf or purse of some kind, you can bet that he'll wear it and treat it well <3

Powder: He never really heard about Valentine's Day, up until knowing you, but just as expected, he's sappy about it. He would mark a date with something exciting like a theme park that's happening nearby, preparing a day where you two can run around and win games before exchanging kisses on the Ferris wheel. He would prepare a whole set that he hid for you until later in the day, a bouquet of flowers, a small plushie, and candy of your preferred taste. He would just be all over you, hugging you and holding your hand whenever you two can

Stretch: He's so sappy it's almost ridiculous. He made sure to buy TWO bouquets for you. He would have gotten you both matching animal pajamas and bought treats from Muffet to prepare a cozy Valentine's Day. He would buy you things a little less traditional, like things that are more specific to your interests. He also was able to make a little something special for you, but he'd wait until later that night. He would have it tucked within the snacks, waiting for you to find it, up until you found the little box. Inside is a handcrafted phone charm with your engravings, adorable beads to match your phone and a little honeybee at the end. He wanted to make you something, and he'll be stuttering trying to explain that he hopes you like it. I think the best chance you'd have is giving that skeleton a kiss on the cheek or something as simple as a hug to shut him up

Saint: What the hell is Valentine's Day???? It's been so long, he totally forgot what it was. Even with reminders, he actually had to be reminded the day of Valentine's Day from his brother. He wouldn't tell you that he forgot what day it was, but you would be able to tell. Nonetheless, you prepared a small decorative box filled with sweets and snacks, which would only make him feel more bad since it was so thoughtful. He managed to make a small letter sharing some of his sweet thoughts of you though, and he actually manages to find out that he didn't need to panic so much. He forgets a lot, but he totally forgot that he made a cardigan for you but had it tucked away to prevent it from being damaged! In the end, the two of you were able to prepare a nice walk together in the forest, admiring the scenery as he offered you flowers he picked along the way

Lunar: Sure, he struggles remembering these things sometimes, but he's a Papyrus! And Papyri want to make your day special. He would have been working on a handcrafted necklace and bracelet especially designed to your taste, and the day would be spent with him and you making Valentine themed sweets for the two of you to indulge in with things such as chocolate dipped strawberries, and rice krispie treats. He'd light a few candles and he'd present the jewelry to you afterwards, the two of you sitting on the porch as you both talked and had a more quiet but still romantic day. With what flowers you ended up keeping after they started to wilt, he would help you grind them and mix them with clay in order to make beads for later too

Carmine: He's been planning today for a while, and so he planned only the best. A romantic dinner with music at the restaurant? Bam. A warm bath prepared for you that has rose petals and candles? Bam. A bed prepared with silk sheets and the softest of fabrics of a blanket? Bam bam bam. He would place a gift box on the bed for as you finish showering, and it would have your favorite flowers with it. A small letter of only the most poetic, sappy things would be on there, and he would pride himself in being the one to walk you to your bed and provide a lovely robe for you to wear. He wants to pamper you, and yet he would struggle accepting ANYTHING you provide. However, if you happen to find out what his favorite perfume scent is? He'll wear it everywhere he goes, and he'll brag about who got it for him.

Rus: Not the best of planners, he managed to actually prepare a Valentine's Day you both can work with. He would take you to your guy's favorite restaurant and then go to the movies with you, watching whatever genre you liked. He still manages to surprise you though, pulling out a set of earrings that are of wonderful quality while the two of you enjoy walking around a scenic area. It's a more lighthearted, sweet date than anything for Valentine's, but the both of you exchange gifts and end up having a matching necklace the both of you can wear wherever you go.

Razz: Not one to consider gifts to be the most strong expression of love, he would prepare a day of going to somewhere like a botanical garden since he knows you would like that. Taking you to get pampered and refreshed, he would then offer the two of you to go to grab a bite to eat with a candlelight dinner. The surprise you can expect from him though, is a treasure hunt. Hell lay items around the house he managed to clean for you, and he would end up surprising you with a sudden presentation of tickets for the two of you. He's heard of this beautiful place, somewhere that involves some traveling, but he knew that it was somewhere you've been wanting to go. He would practically preen when he sees your excitement, growing even more preen when he earns a kiss

Cash: The skeleton decided to make sure that you got to experience a spa day for Valentine's Day, the both of you talking shit as you're both being pampered. After, he would outright take you to the mall, and the two of you would go on a spending spree. The things that were bought cannot be listed, since he just made sure to get whatever caught your eye. By the end of it, you would've assumed that is the end of it, but no. He would act like it was, but as soon as you got home you would see what he prepared in the kitchen. A bouquet of just purple and orange flowers, surrounding a heart shaped box of slices of cake, and romantic music playing on the speaker the moment you realize what it is since he had it set to play. The rest of the night is you and him devouring the cake and watching movies, cuddling.

Wine: Imagine the most romantic, stereotypical date for Valentine's Day. He's worse than that. Flowers upon flowers would surround you, the house cleaned to perfection and lit with candlelight while you both enjoy a fettuccini plate with garlic bread and wine. The bedroom has petals on the floor, and on the bed he has two glasses for the two of you to indulge in for drinks. He bought desserts to your liking, and he and you both watch crappy romance reality TV while talking mad shit, lounging in self indulgence so much it blends into hedonistic pleasure. He's a heavy romantic who speaks words of poetry and romance, showering you with sincerity. He struggles and outright denies gifts most of the time, until you discovered his favorite chocolate. White chocolate, something no one has seen him touching. You somehow managed to also discover his favorite jewel, which you managed to get ahold of as it decorated a crystal ball music box. You've never seen him more flustered, or hear his voice crack such as today.

Coffee: Oh he's so sweet. The two of you did DIY craft couple tasks together for the first half. For one activity, you exchange the same canvas and collaborated on a painting. For another, he had the honor of drawing you as the two of you ate ice cream on the couch together. You figured out his love for sanrio, so when you presented him with stickers for his sketchbook, a plushie, and a hoodie, he was practically in tears with joy. To finalize the day, he surprised you by covering your eyes before the two of you were in a gazebo that had a table for you both to sit at. He prepared a classic, simple dinner with snacks and desserts, but it was fun since it allowed you both to also make your food as you went along. He managed to also present you with a small bouquet of flowers, all having to do with flower symbolism, but he refuses to tell you.

Dust: You didn't think he would bother, let alone remember what today was. However, it was to your surprise when he silently approached you with a bag. Inside, a stuffed animal that was of your favorite animal was there, along with a picture book filled with memories you have made together. He stands there awkwardly, waiting for your approval, and he's met with one when you carefully offer a hug. He practically clings onto you and the both of you experience a silent holiday where you both manage to stay away from everyone. You both order takeout, look at the photos together that he took, and fall asleep in a pile of pillows and blankets that you managed to make. He wasn't sure you would like the gifts, but he was happy when he found out that you did. He also managed to be surprised when you offered a book that you thought he would like, along with a satchel that was red in color and had small patches on it you sewed down. When you fall asleep, he can't help but watch you, admiring you as his phalanges stroke your cheek and he can hear the sound of your soul. He's happy that he met you

[dazzle-art]

Hikari without a reference but he's on a half hour of sleep because of nightmares and he's watching his friends mess around with each other

Edit: The Sequel

[rheesvandar]

SPOP cast's favorite video games

As a follow-up to my prior "SPOP cast's favorite drinks" post, here's what I think their favorite video games are: Adora: Doom. Big strong hero saves the world. Totally her speed.

Catra: Age of Empires 2, it's a good outlet for her strategic mind.

Glimmer: Stardew Valley when she wants something calm. Halo when she misses fighting.

Bow: Legend of Zelda (bows and gadgets galore!)

Perfuma: Gardening Simulator ('nuff said)

Mermista: Subnautica. She thinks the sea monsters are cute.

Sea Hawk: He found Catra playing Age of Empires 2 and discovered Fire Ships and Demolition ships and was sold. She beats him every time.

Scorpia: Taiko no Tatsujin (it's one of the only ones she can play with her claws)

Double Trouble: Hitman (they love the disguises)

Entrapta: Factorio (or Shenzen I/O)

Hordak: Minecraft (he finds it relaxing and also runs the server for everyone. Entrapta has a bed next to his because ofc she does)

Madame Razz: "I can't see this contraption! Mara!" Shadow Weaver: Pong. If it was good enough for her as a kid it's good enough now.

Frosta: Fortnite or Roblox or whatever the kids play these days.

Micah: Halo 1/2/3. He was sent to Beast Island in the mid-2000s so he's making up for lost time!

[thebladesmithmuses]

Razz: Mental Hand Holding

When Razz has to step into a crowded place, he will often bring someone with him so it's much more bearable. It's like when you're in a busy space with all the chatter and noise, but when you have someone with you, talking to you, it makes it easier.

Razz basically just focuses on the surface thoughts of those he's with. He zeros in and makes everyone else around him background noise. Anyone who's become his mental hand holding buddy often feels his presence, like, a sense that there's something there. It isn't painful, it's more like the feeling of knowing someone is behind you, but instead that someone is in your mind, chilling out.

[razzithold]

Tumblr ate my post last time I tried posting this so second time's the charm! Did that on-model fanart vs headcanon version challenge featuring Poison Ivy! Ended up doing a bit of a mashup for the "On-model" one since there are so many comic versions of Ivy to choose from.

[razzberrydazz]

The true reason Shadowheart and Astarion are so damn catty towards each other: their recognition of the self in the other makes them angy. Two BPD having bitches (my headcanons) meet their own symptoms and don't like how it looks from the outside. How DARE you remind me of my worse traits! /Cue them pettily catfighting and gossiping over a bottle of wine/

Two trust issues having abandonment issues having traumatized assholes have to share a campsite together - okay make that half the party to be honest, all of them have abandonment issues I said what I said! They're all traumatized it's par for the course.

[razzek]

(Reposting this so it can be seen in the actual tag.)

Regarding Pickles the Mother/mom Pickles, etc:

I completely forgot to say in my original post that I know he’s not trans in the show intentionally (though there are a few animation jokes that make it very much seem like he is). But Pickles is overwhelmingly seen as trans by the current fanbase. And some of these same fans are often putting this very heteronormative role of mother onto a character they see as a trans man. I should hope you understand why that might seem pretty gross and skeeve the shit out of at least this one person (me). Not meaning to shame folks with this post cuz there are trans dudes out there who are okay with taking on the mothering role, but in my experience that is not very common. Having the role of motherhood forced upon men who do not want it, however, is pretty common in reality. Anyway, I appreciate everyone who tags their mom Pickles stuff appropriately so I can filter it out, you rock for doing that. :)

[rarazzioli]

Wilbur Cross headcanons because I accidentally got fixated on this BASTARD.

Feel like he isn't a fan of sweet tasting things, Green apples in general have a more crispy, sour taste to them than red apples. And bro sure does love those so I think he's more of a sour guy. Which honestly might just be canon and I'm an idiot sooo eughh

Music taste wise I think he might like Will Wood maybe, He could probably fuck with Insane Clown Posse as well. BUT but also I think he would be more into classics, Frank Sinatra and stuff like that. Probably also likes country or something I am afraid.

This fucker would drive the most BUSTED UP truck ever stick with me on this one okay chat. like, rusty and just on its last breath. One of the side mirrors is taped on with ducktape or something.

Looking like THIS

When He's like stressed tf out or just like pondering, he would just pace back and fourth. For like...hours on end. I could just see him doing that. probably also does that goofy ass deep sigh and raking a hand through his hair thing.

Speaking of hair, it would either be THE most greasiest thing to ever be touched by human hands or like Silky in a way. No in-between. Either he puts little to no effort into his hair or WAYYY too much.

Bro would smell like a mix of alcohol and fucking like gasoline. like REEKIN. Wiggly probably likes it tho he's a freak

I hate this guy so much I made a Spotify playlist after him as well, sooo dropping the link in here heh...

[royalarmyofoz]

Once asked you what american auto was about and you said selling cars... Since then, I have seen your blog everyday and zero automobiles! The show is about SIMPING a boss milf from what I gathered from you! Never lie like that again😒 It seems to have a nice subject

first all of ive never said it's about selling cars lol i think i posted a screenshot of the summary from google (idk i think i was just in a Mood that day) but if you're on my blog everyday you should know all i do is simp milfs! never lie to me again anon

[razzberrydazz]

Truly some of the best rep is when it's not official because nearly every time it is it uses the worst tropes and feels forced. I'll believe someone with a specific condition headcanoning fictional characters as having their conditions better than something going 'oh x character has autism' and said character being such a blatant white boy apathetic train loving stereotype that it makes them extremely unlikable.

For example, I have BPD, I headcanon various characters as having BPD because I relate to them even if it's due to their worst traits. I think that Azula from ATLA has BPD, Harley Quinn has BPD (generally they just call her "crazy" in various canon stories but they waffle and dodge what her actual craziness is caused by. Cowards. Give her a concrete diagnosis she was a psychiatrist she could fucking diagnose herself even), Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate 3 has BPD, Amanda Young from the Saw movie series has BPD along with her substance abuse issues, hell Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader from Star Wars can Easily be interpreted as having BPD.

It's not a bad thing to relate to "bad" or antagonistic characters, you can see the similarities and also recognize by virtue of them being fictional that a lot of their qualities are exaggerated and that you can still be a good person despite the bad traits you recognize of yourself in others. Someone saying they relate to someone like the Joker is not inherently a bad thing if they explain it's because of certain qualities and in depth idiocyncracies and not just because of the memes and toxic masculinity and stereotypical "OooOooOoo look a meee I'm so edgy and crazy OooOooOoo" portion.

It's about the nuance and introspection and critical thinking skills, which I am aware is sadly not abundant on the internet.

why is the best DID representation in media always accidental. the moment they try to do it on purpose its just the evil alter trope again but the moment theyre not trying its like wow. how did you manage to get that accurate accidentally?

[skeleton-mischief]

Magic and the wonders of Flavor & Scent

Below, I have written my personal headcanons for the color, scent, and flavor for the Sanses. These are the ones I have for the x reader roommates. If you guys wanna ask for personal requests (wink wonk) then don't be afraid to ask.

I'll put it under a suggestive tag as well just in case some of you may want to avoid those. I don't outright do 18+ often, but the comfort of others is important so bam, this is a warning. Anyways, enjoy!

Vanilla: His magic is more of a light blue. It smells of frost and pine while his magic tastes of light vanilla. It's not too overpowering, especially since he doesn't use it often and he has good control of his magic

Powder: His magic is a powder blue, especially since US is more of a pastel world to me. His magic smells of spearmint while his magic tastes like blueberry and cotton candy. It has a bit of a smoother taste

Red: His magic is a dark, crisis red. It smells of burning wood while his magic tastes of cherry limeade. His magic is stronger in tastes due to his LV

Saint: His magic is a cornflower blue despite his red eyelight. His magic smells of veviter and sandalwood while his magic tastes of vanilla and apple. It has a bit of an overwhelming tastes due to his control of magic

Carmine: His magic is carmine red. His magic smells of frost and mint while his magic tastes like red raspberries. It's stronger in taste but smooth, a little overpowering

Razz: His magic is a blue-french violet. His magic smells of sugar and of something electric while his magic tastes like blackberries and dark chocolate. His magic tastes overwhelming with a smooth, strong flavor. It happens to have a tingling sensation afterwards due to the raw power he is on the brink of constantly losing

Wine: His magic is a wine red. His magic smells like pomegranate while his magic tastes like almond and wine. It is not too strong and it happens to have the smoothest in tastes since his magic is under extreme control

Dust: His magic is a slate blue violet shade. His magic smells of leather, citrus, and slightly of tobacco while his magic tastes of vanilla berry and slightly metallic. It's a bit of a tingling sensation afterwards since he has an overwhelming amount of LV. The reason for the hint of citrus is because of Pap's magic being fused with Dust's

Closing Notes: please remember that if you guys do have any asks, please specify and keep it within just x reader since I don't do any other types of shipping on my blog. Thank you for reading and please don't be shy with your asks. I prefer fluff content but the occasional suggestive themes might appear, especially if you guys have requests :-))