➳"It's not a Goddess. . .It's a door." ➳Hiya!! You can call me Razz, Aloy, or Ethan!! I'm normal. ➳ INFP-T :D➳Top 5 Wilbur Cross fan
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You'll never guess who I was thinking about today guys. . .
I feel like Wilbur's body is just fuckkkked up, like in timeline after timeline whenever Holloway kills him someone has to stitch him back together right? Wiggly puts him back together over and over again like a toy that got it's head snapped off because it was played with too hard. Since I fully believe in glamour magic being a thing in the Hatchetfield universe (because A:its cool and B:if you can summon lords of evil with a book you can cast a spell that alters your apperance.) I feel like Wilbur has a bunch more scars and marks than he looks like he does.
In my personal headcanon design of him, I draw him with a few green scars on his face, neck, and wrists to represent the times he's died and been put back together because glamour magic takes a lotta work, you can't possibly hide it all can you? There's other scars, marks, burns, and all sorts of stuff that mark his body. Without a glamour, he looks basically like a whole different guy. Partially blind in one eye, big ol stab wound (thank Miss Holloway for that one), and many more. He doesn't even look like Wilbur anymore. His body is but a husk, a hollow beat up shell of what it once was both inside and outside.
#jin if you screenshot this I'll GET you#headcanons with razz#hatchetfield#razz rambles#starkid#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#wilbur cross#uncle wiley#black friday starkid#starkid black friday#starkid productions
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*slides in*
Yes hello pick a silly description and I will give you a character to make a playlist for (also if you end up picking an oc what kind of info do you want) -Not your spore
-Silly billy
-Main character energy
-James Tolbert is afraid of talking but will always dance
-If Stephanie Lauter had a good dad and also was nonbinary and also a bird person, so really not like Steph at all
-The ingenue is deaf and also a bird person
-Man (evil)
-Woman (evil)
-The other woman(evil)
-Woman (good and unfortunately dead)
-Literal Phantom
-Teacher who knows everything
-Literal bastard
-How are you starving, you're literally dead!
-The real villain: capitalism
-Finished business
-Fuck Samson, we hate Samson.
-The red herring was the coolest girl all along
hollllly shit lotta options here huh? /lh
Might just have to go with Literal bastard here though
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What does one do if they're so bored on vacation?

Draw Chris on their grandmother's vacation home driveway.....
He's been washed away already *cries*
Also yes peep the dumbass Hawaiian shirt
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Guys guys guys you should give me Hatchetfield characters, ships, and oc's to make playlists about I love making playlists and making people happy
you should slide into my inbox about it heh,,,, /nf /nf /nf /nf UNLESSS
#if you want me to do a oc you gotta dm me info ofc though#can't make a playlist based off nothing /lh#razz rambles#hatchetfield#starkid#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#hatchetfield oc#starkid productions
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Willow is basically a self insert atp
#very real of you#Rory is like...the digital extension of myself#we're not that alike at all but I feel so attached to the point where I go “oh yeah that's me”
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favorite LiB GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also do u have any theories. about stuff
PARAPPA PFP SPOTTED AAAA!!!!
But uh My favorite LIB is def Blinky. Idk just something about him, I have my own design which I'll post (eventually probably)
Can't say I have any theories about things though, apologies :[
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"I need to see them suffer" I say about a character who already does nothing but suffer
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Gay people.
if we were stars people would point at us and say we were a constellation
AUGHHH??? THANK YOU DIES /POS
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HELPPPPP
Lobster... hehe..
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hmm what's your favorite wilbur cross headcanon?
Ooooo!!!! I have many favorites I fear uh but if I had to choose one it might be the one where John got his watch thing from him. It makes me so sad ough
rather basic I know but it's so good.
#razz answers#wilbur cross#uncle wiley#general john macnamara#general macnamara#general mcnamara#crossnamara#macnacross
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STOP THATTTTTT

I'M GONNA GET YOU I'M GONNA TICKLE YOU IM GONNA TOUCH YOU!!!! GET OVER HERE AT ONCE RAZZ CROSS!!!!
GO AWAY JIN REDFIELD. RUNNING AWAY.
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you are my favorite fruitcake <3
Oh, thank you so much man. I appreciate the sentiment friendo <3333
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I'M GONNA GET YOU I'M GONNA TICKLE YOU IM GONNA TOUCH YOU!!!! GET OVER HERE AT ONCE RAZZ CROSS!!!!
GO AWAY JIN REDFIELD. RUNNING AWAY.
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Chat I am bored as hell send me asks about things I'll answer them, like hatchetfield stuff, opinions on things, etc etc

#razz rambles#hatchetfield#starkid#asks open#open asks#send me things chat I am BORED SOS#send me asks
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