#quote source: star wars

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

[syn0vial]

messages to your younger self

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: You killed my brother.

Joker: I've killed very many brothers. You'll have to be more specific.

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Cody, texting: Answer your comm Fox, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my comm unit Cody: Understood Cody, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your brother, Fox.

[raphaerolo]

Anakin: I can't believe Obi-Wan and Commander Cody got married on the exact same day as one another. Small world.

[walterfairholmes]

[Ahsoka is recording a video in the hangar bay]

Rex: We are currently looking for some professional, no-nonsense troopers to join the 501st here on the Resolute.

[A mouse droid is chasing Fives and Echo down the hallway. It appears to have a knife taped to it.]

Rex: Our ship is a very professional work environment, filled with competent troopers who love to work hard and work together.

[The mouse droid runs over Dogma's foot. He promptly starts yelling at Fives while Echo tries to calm them down. A fight breaks out.]

Rex: Troopers must be efficient, quick-thinking individuals who will contribute to our serene, by-the-books work environment.

[Hardcase blows something up. Jesse uses the fire extinguisher.]

Rex: Give us a comm if you're interested in joining. Have a great day.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Wrecker: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Tech: You’re a hazard to society.

Crosshair: And a coward, do twenty.

[arbre-mes-espaces]

Anakin, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Ahsoka: But — that’s just a trash can.

Anakin: It sure is.

[incorrectskywalkers]

[anakin, ahsoka and some clones are stood before a burning building after a mission went terribly]

Anakin: ...Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Anakin, imitating Obi-Wan: "Anakin, what are you doing?"

Obi-Wan, appearing from behind them: Anakin, what are you doing?

Anakin: I conjured him.

[incorrectclonewars]

Maul, at 3am, staring at the ceiling: What is love?

Ezra, under his breath: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

*Anakin and Ahsoka arguing*

Captain Rex, to Obi-Wan: Should we leave?

Obi-Wan: No, no. I want to see Ahsoka make Anakin cry.

[is-there-an-echo-in-here]

X

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Fox: Man, I wish I could kill Palpatine and make it look like an accident. Thorn: Say no more. *Later* Tan Divo: Looks like the killer shot him and then placed a banana peel by his feet.

[tattycoram]

Fives: *being arrested* Echo: I've never met this man in my life, officer Fives: He's my brother Echo: Adopted Fox:

[military-newsboys]

Mav: I'm going to steal one of the Navey's helicopters. Ice: What? Are you out of your mind? Mav: It's entirely possible. You gonna help me? Ice: ...Sure, I've got nothing better to do.