#quote source twitter

[hopeisour4letteredword]

happy US moon landing day o7 moons haunted tweet has a special place in my heart

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Kon texted me "your adorable" so I texted him back and said, "No, YOU'RE adorable."

Cassie: And?

Tim: And now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: Percy and I are dating now

Thalia: Yeah I've known that for a while now

Annabeth: We just started?

Thalia: Then what the fuck were you doing before that?

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: Apparently my dad think you turned me gay Remus: I did. Tell him he is next

[wildlyincorrect]

Elphaba watching Glinda perform "Popular":

[patricide-doll]

Thalia: So you've definitely got clinical burnout by now

Jason: Oh, that sounds bad. How long does it take to fix, I have a lot of tasks and chores and training to do

Thalia:

Jason: ...what

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Glinda: My kink is saying something ridiculous and watching Elphie go through all five stages of grief as she realizes she still wants to fuck me.

[ir0npvrker]

tony: i love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch

[writersmorgue]

Why is the picture quality shit. Idk.

Thank you @yourlunarspice 💕💕💕

[hopeisour4letteredword]

pushing his luck like a cat nudging a glass toward the edge of the table

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: One of my kids used the word "fucktangular" in a mission report to describe a situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[percabethconvos]

Percy: Would you still love me if I was an email?

Annabeth: I would star you and keep you in a special folder

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N, every single night of the year: *Stays up till 1 AM, dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason*

Y/N, on December 31st: Stay up until MIDNIGHT??? In THIS economy??? SIR! Good NIGHT!