#quicksilver incorrect quotes

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Tony: So today I learned that peter has me in his cellphone as "Mr Irondad "

Clint: *shrugs* Could be worse. Wanda and Pietro have each other down as "spare parts"

[softfem-dom]

x men incorrect quotes

WORST! LOGAN : wai- wait wait wait. what's that thing.

YN : this is my new friend! *zoom in to YN holding weapon xi! wade wilson's hand as he stands awkwardly.*

WORST! LOGAN : oh hell nah, bub. you can't keep on bringing stray variants into the appartment.

*pointing to wolverine origins!Rogue, xmen 2000!Wolverine, dofp!Magneto, apocalypse!Kurt and dofp!Quicksilver*

YN : bu-but they just need love!

[fandomnerd9602]

Pietro: I know you’re marrying Wanda soon. Now I’m not saying this as a friend but as her brother: if you hurt her, I will kick your ass

Y/N laughs…

Pietro: I-I’m serious!

Y/N: thanks for the warning… So can I talk to you as my friend again?

Pietro: sure

Y/N: (laughs) dude! You will not believe what Wanda’s bro said to me! (Laughs)

Pietro:

[headcanonthings]

Pietro: Hey Old Man, did you get my report? Clint: Yes, I looked it over, nice work. Pietro: Alright, good. Thanks dad. The Avengers:... Pietro: Why is everyone staring at me? Tony: You just called Clint dad. You said 'thanks dad.' Pietro: What? No I didn't. I said 'thanks man'. Clint: Do you see me as a father figure, Pietro? Pietro: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me! Wanda: Hey! Show our father some respect!

[accelactor]

Just imagine if Peter ever gets to be a teacher

Peter: I want to thank my dad for who I am today.

Charles: But isn’t he absent for most of your life?

Peter: That’s why I thank him.

[kmartkiddieisle]

Pietro: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Wanda.

Erik: You just said it again.

Wanda:

Pietro: I am not a role model.

[inmymagnetoera]

Pietro: *Enters silently through the window at three in the morning*

Erik, turning on the lamp: "Would you like to tell me where were you all this time?"

Pietro: "Uh, I was with Professor Xavier!"

Charles, turning on the other lamp next to Erik: “Do you want to try again?”

Pietro:

Pietro: "Are you... Are you wearing my father's pajama pants?"

Charles: “You're not the one asking the questions here.”

[hakunawakanda]

Peter: I know your tastes

Charles: you know my tastes?

Peter: yes

Peter: MY DAD

Charles:

Charles: he’s got a point.

[in-correctxmenquotes]

Erik: if I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak.

Pietro: strong.

Wanda: weak.

Charles: A dumbass is what you are.

[obsessedwithfiction3695]

Professor X: My favourite X-Man is Quicksilver because his ability is quite literally running away from his problems

Quicksilver: Aww thanks

Magneto: Jealous you can't run away at all?

Professor X: Jealous I chose my husband's son over my husband?

Magneto: yes

[swanqueenelmaxshadowhunters]

Pietro: Everyone knows you two are a couple.

Wanda: We are not a couple; we’re friends.

Tony and Steve: *snorts* Yeah, right.

Pietro: Raise your hand if you think Wanda and Natasha are a couple.

everyone raises their hand

Wanda: …

Wanda: Natasha, put that hand down.

[magentos-huge-cock]

Kurt: *sniffing, rubbing at his twitching nose*

Peter: Oh sweet, cocaine?

Kurt: Nasal spray. My allergies are horrible this time of year.

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda and Y/N continue their make out session on the couch in Wanda’s room…

Wanda: no one has to know about us, right?

Y/N: right.

The two continue kissing…

Natasha spots them from her room’s window…

Natasha: Curtains! Invest!

Meanwhile Pietro peers out his own window and spots them…

Pietro: what?! Get off my sister!!!

[headcanonthings]

Bucky: Why are there little handprints on the walls? Clint(to baby Wanda and Pietro): Why are there little handprints on the walls? Wand and Pietro: Because we have little hands. Clint: Because they have little hands

[incorrectsilvercyclopsquotes]

Peter: Okay, well, what about this new linguistic discovery that I made in Chicago?

Scott: *staring intently*

Peter: What the sigma?

Peter: He’s got a level ten rizz.

Peter: No cap.

Scott: Oh! The youths, yeah.

Peter: Gen Alpha. 

Peter: Gen Alphaaaa. 

Scott: *gasps* Is that after Z?

Peter: Yessssss!

[kmartkiddieisle]

Erik: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Wanda: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Peter/Pietro: Good morning to everyone except these two people.