#queen!harry potter

[aeteut]

Remember, my sweet star and wolf.

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life

[adh-james-version]

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NEEDS TO DO THIS

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius: did you get my assignment? Sorry it was late again

McGonagall: uh yeah, I looked it over nice work

Sirius: thanks mum

McGonagall:

Everyone in the class:

Sirius: why is everyone staring at me

James: you called Minnie mum

Remus: you said 'thanks mum'

Sirius: no I didn't. If anything I said thanks man

McGonagall: do you see me as a mother figure, Sirius?

Sirius: no! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Marlene: hey! Show your mother some respect!

[peachesfuzz]

Need ugly Remus fics this is torture ugly people have rights you know

James: what about this one *points at the prettiest girl*

Sirius: um no

James: oh okay, this one! *points at the prettiest boy*

Sirius: something not right— oh this one! *points at the ugly, tall, asymmetrical werewolf*

James: I fucking see it

Remus:

[sparrowlucero]

this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was

[y0url0verb0y]

*The Marauders in the great hall for dinner*

James: ...

Sirius: ...

Remus looking between the two: ...

Peter: uh soooo how bout that quidd-

Remus: PETER SHH

Sirius slamming his fork down: you mean the quidditch match where prongs KISSED my BROTHER after SLYTHERIN won?!?!

Remus: ...

Peter: ...

James: ...

James mumbling: it's not that deep-

Sirius standing up: not that deep?!?! NOT THAT DEEP?!?! Hold my motherfucking earrings moony

James: -insert loud girly scream-

meanwhile at the slytherin table

Barty and Evan: -laughing uncontrollably-

Regulus hiding his face: ...I hate them both

[glittervame]

My favorite smut for this smug little shit <3

𝐍𝐨 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐚���𝐨𝐬 | 𝐌.𝐑. By @mphountitled 

Showerhead | mattheo riddle, Slytherin Boys x Ravenclaw Reader By @rafesslxt

HIDE AND SEEK | Mattheo riddle By @writingsbychlo

Mattheo Riddle-Beg For Me By @slytherinslut0 (Series) (Will go down in Tumblr history)

focus on me. , azúcar. By @theostrophywife (Will go down in Tumblr history)

Protego Series By @suugarbabe (Will go down in Tumblr history)

Jealousy, Jealousy - M.R x Reader x T.N By @demieyesore

「 ✦ cloud nine. ✦ 」 By @sadnymi

theo nott + mattheo riddle + threesome By @shesgreek

Baby By @blondwhowrites

Sharp Kisses By @crvptidgf 

There is more but the list can go on and on

[trohpi]

the one and only time lily evans ever went to detention was when she punched someone that was being transphobic to regulus when he first came out at hogwarts

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

Harry is an orphan, so nothing has to be more important to him than his own sense of what is right. And having always had to rely on himself to get through life, he is self possessed and self directed enough to have a very strong sense of right and wrong. And he holds himself to that scrupulously. He always does what he sees as the right thing; he will not be talked out of it. There isn’t anybody he wants to make happy more than he wants to do the right thing.

For Draco, his obligations to others, his family specifically, is the sum total of his idea of the right thing to do. From his perspective, his social and even moral obligations are limited to safeguarding the wellbeing (and when possible the prestige) of his family.

People think of Draco as a bad boy, but he’s actually very conventional. He’s a dick, but his views are not at all controversial in his social circle. When Draco realizes that toeing the party line has brought him to a place where he has to face MUCH more violence than he is capable of tolerating, he has to start thinking for himself and. Well he gets his shit absolutely rocked.

He’s working his ass off trying to protect and uplift his family, but they didn’t show him the same courtesy, not in the ways that matter. Like he got seven top of the line broomsticks when he was twelve, but also. His parents brought home a mass murderer to live in their house and taught him that this was a consummation devoutly to be wished.

And once he meets Voldemort and gets put to work for him, it’s clear that Voldemort is volatile and capricious and his goodwill cannot be counted on as reliably as his explosive anger and vengefulness. And if Draco can see it now, he must think that his parents had to have seen it before.

He has to confront the fact that his parents will cheerfully witness and participate in a level of violence and destruction that he cannot countenance. He can’t be directed by them anymore. He can’t be like them anymore. So what’s his guiding star? Who can he be? What is he supposed to do with his life if not what they’ve asked of him?

There is such an interesting contrast between the two of them! Their characters are at odds in such a fun and fascinating way! After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry has discharged his most significant and pressing obligation, and it’s time for him to heal and regroup and figure out what he wants to do with the rest of his life. And Draco is in the same place but arguably with an even more significant blow to his sense of self. Neither of them can go back to the way things were, but for Harry that’s a huge relief, and for Draco, it’s terrifying.

Harry is an extremely empathetic and generous person, and I think he would see himself in Draco’s rudderlessness and feel impelled to commiserate. And I think Draco would no longer have much reason to pretend that he hasn’t always found Harry incredibly magnetic, before he even knew who he was.

[hearts4dorlene]

*after a Quidditch game*

James: We won!! Wasn't I fabulous darling??

Regulus: You were okay, can't criticise much

Remus: Wrong answer

Regulus: Huh?

James *sobbing his little heart out*: YOU DONT THINK IM FABULOUS????

[aeteut]

THE BLACK HEIR HAS BEEN DISOWNED

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

My existence is a scandal. —Oscar Wilde

[chocfrog-enjoyer]

J.K.Rowling really was ahead of her time when she wrote Chamber of Secrets, because Ginny writing in Riddle’s diary and slowly being manipulated, exploited and abused by him, while she though he was her friend is such a good allegory for grooming.

[ultravioletbrit]

“negative” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 411 words

Regulus is in a bad mood. He’s trying to study with Pandora but all he’s been doing is staring at the same page without reading a single word. He can’t seem to focus on anything because he’s in a bad mood and he doesn’t know why.

Pandora hums for the third time and Regulus looks up to see her staring at him with intense curiosity.

“What?” Regulus sighs.

“What’s wrong?” She wonders.

“Nothing’s wrong.” He tells her.

“Something’s wrong. There’s a very negative energy around us, and it’s not coming from me. Your aura is a murky grey color, and I don’t like it.” Pandora says and Regulus crosses his arms and slumps back in his chair.

“My aura is not grey, Dora. I don’t even know–”

“Hi Reggie!” A familiar voice cuts him off. “And Pandora!” He adds.

James casually sits down beside Regulus and starts taking out his books like he’s just supposed to be there. He is not.

“What are you doing?” Regulus sits up straight and tries to ignore the somersault his stomach does when his leg accidentally brushed against James’.

“Needed someone to study with.” James shrugs.

“But why are you–”

“Interesting.” Pandora cuts him off, dramatically elongating the word.

“What?” Regulus narrows his eyes at her.

“Your aura just did a little flip-flop.”

“I don’t think auras can do flip-flops, Dora.”

“Well, yours just did.”

“What are you talking about?” James interrupts them.

“Nothing.” Regulus and Pandora say at the same time.

“Well, I think I have somewhere to be.” Pandora says after a beat of silence and starts gathering her things.

“Dora.” Regulus says in a warning tone.

“You boys have fun.” She sing-songs, completely ignoring Regulus as she walks away.

There’s a minute of silence before James turns to look at Regulus.

“Do you want me to go?” He asks softly.

Regulus turns to look at James and they stare at each other for a moment before Regulus turns back to his book.

“No.” He says quietly. “You can stay.” And he can’t help it when his lips tick up in a small smile.

Regulus can see James is also smiling– although much larger he is– out of the corner of his eye. James turns back to his own books and Regulus doesn’t think it’s an accident when James’ leg brushes against his again.

Regulus continues to stare down at his book, still not reading a single word, but he’s completely forgotten all about his bad mood.

[jubshead]

If you’re born a witch you’re automatically into women, sorry I don’t make the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️

[marauderstars]

Regulus: Those of you praying for my downfall, please pray harder.

Regulus: Like let’s just wrap this shit up.