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"I just need to channel my inner barty crouch jr"

I repeat in my head over and over again as I have yet another meltdown over studying for exams

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I know the reblog button hates to see me coming

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The Marauders: A One Act Play

PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL: Professor Slughorn tells me that you were behaving inappropriately. What exactly is your side of the story before I fill the blanks in myself? 

JAMES: [James sits up straighter.] Inappropriate? Oh come on we only- [Sirius cuts him off by pushing him by his face back onto the chair.] 

SIRIUS: What exactly was his side of the story? Because we have no idea what you're talking about. [James rubs his nose dejectedly.]

PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL: Really you have no idea? [She looks at them like she doesn’t believe a word out of their mouths.]

SIRIUS: Nope.

REMUS: Nuh-uh.

JAMES: Not a clue.

PETER: Absolutely zero ideas.

PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL: That’s funny, you’d think that you guys would remember filling your teacher’s classroom with fifty chickens! [They all pause for a moment to watch her face turn red.]

REMUS: [Remus taps his finger on his lips, looking thoughtful.] Hmmmm you would think we’d remember doing something like that.

PETER: [Peter mimics his thoughtfulness.] Unless we didn’t do it, in which case there would be no memory to remember.

JAMES: [James points at Mcgonagal importantly.] Oh my God we didn't do it! Honestly I wasn’t expecting that. [He sits back looking very relieved.]

PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL: [Mcgonagal angrily waves her hands around.] He literally saw you do it! He saw you running away, you left a trail of chicken feathers! Peter you have a feather in your hair right now! 

PETER: [Peter plucks the feather out of his hair with a look of new understanding.] Ohhhh you meant that time we filled our teachers classroom with forty nine chickens.

PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL: What do you mean “that time” of course that time! How many other times have you filled up your teachers' class room with fifty chickens!

SIRIUS: Never. We’ve never filled up our teacher's room with fifty chickens. [They all blink in unison.]

PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL: You guys just admitted it, like literally two seconds ago. The professor walked in his class room and found 50 chickens labeled with a number. [She reaches up and rubs her temples looking on the verge of tears.] They still can’t find number 13. 

REMUS: Oh how strange. 

JAMES: Strange indeed. [James stifles a smile, looking away from Remus so he won't laugh.]

PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL: [Mcgonagal signs with an air of resignation.] What on earth possessed you guys to do this?

PETER: The pigs were expensive.

PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL: [Mcgonagal tugs on her hair.] Right of course, I always put chickens in my teacher’s classroom because the pigs are expensive. 

REMUS: I don't see why you are so upset, it’s not like there’s a rule against putting forty nine chickens in your professor’s classroom. We checked.

PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL: You checked to make sure there wasn't a rule against putting fifty chickens in your teacher's classroom.

REMUS: [Remus smiles brightly.] No, but that’s not a rule either.

PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL: what? I- It’s not a rule because we assume our students have common sense! 

SIRIUS: [Sirius waves his hand in a dismissing movement.] Ah well you know what they say about assumptions. 

JAMES: No, what do they say about assumptions?

SIRIUS: [Sirius thinks about it for a second before he shrugs.] I don’t know, they probably cause cancer or something. [James nods like that makes sense.]

PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL: They do not cause canc- He was yelling after you! He told you to stop!

REMUS: Ohhhh that's what he was saying! I thought he was practicing.

PROFESSOR MCGONAGAL: Practicing?!

REMUS: For the opera.

PETER: [Peter nods encouragingly.] He does have a lovely singing voice.

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hot take : there’s no such thing as a “bad” music taste

*runs for cover*

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ok ok hear me out

what if we put the dead gay wizard blorbos into a fantasy medieval world?

what if james and trans! regulus were arranged to be married cos theyre both nobles?

what if regulus comes out to james one day after pulling him aside at a ball?

what if regulus and sirius later run away together and they stay at alphards place, but james gets none of their letters cause people who work for walburga are monitoring his mail and so he thinks that they were kidnapped by like goblins or dragons or something?

and what if he goes on a quest to "save" them, and meets remus, the kid who was shunned by his community for being a werewolf (and gay), and they go together?

and what if its just kinda a wild goose chase while meeting a whole assortment of marauders era characters?

and what if sirius and/or regulus actually have magic but were afraid to tell anyone that they had it, since it's highly looked down upon in their society?

and ofc we need to have sirius and remus kiss bc WOLFSTAR

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everyone assuming that lily and sirius would bond over their sibling trauma when sirius is literally an older sibling who hated and ignored his younger sibling. yk. like petunia did.

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little bit of an angsty rosekiller edit🩷

imagine Evan writing this song while imagining him and Barty kissing in the rain

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Honestly the world is SO lucky I can’t draw. the things I create would be HEINOUS

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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‘Jegulus ruined this fandom-’

NO MY GOOD SIR you ruined this fandom by complaining about something that you can so easily scroll past.

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would just like to say to everyone who is in or was in the marauders fandom, I appreciate EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. You have helped build a fandom that has pulled me out of dark places and gave me a space to be myself

Thank you all SO MUCH

🩷🩷🩷🩷

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I think regulus has terrible fashion sense. Like yes I love yall for always depicting him dressed to the nines and all badass. He’s cute!! But personally I’m convinced this man owns like ten copies of the same shirt in different shades of black, greys, and neutral. Maybe an occasional dark blue or green and a bunch of black pants and he calls it a day. They’re all fitted well and he looks good but he has no idea what he’s actually doing so he wears the exact same type of clothes everyday.

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Barty, disguised as Moody, seeing Harry and Draco, getting flashbacks from pre-relationship jegulus: oh no. oh nonono. i am not going through this again. FUCK.

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RAHHH LOVE THST

Late to the trend

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had inspo after listing to the song for the millionth time

Actor!James and Popstar!Regulus are very popular in their fields.

Not just popular but the BEST in their generation.

came out with there relationship a year ago. And they got so much hate (a lot of support too) that it became over whelming.

James presented Regulus with the idea of starting over. They would take the money they’ve already made and run away, leaving their famous life behind.

Regulus agreed.

Regulus and James told all their close friends about it, and told them not to say anything and not to contact them until they reached out first from starting their new life.

Regulus wrote and recorded his last song, “Pink Ferrari” (by Zach Hood) and released it without posting about it or marketing for it at all.

After that?

They went dark.

Both boys accounts on all platforms were inactive.

At first people were worried, but then around 4 months later one fan was listing to the song and the peices all fell together.

Then fan made a post and the post went viral. And now all the supportive fans came out and spoke up in the wake of the discovery.

The Pink Ferrari theory was forever went down as one of the biggest Hollywood theory of the century.

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i just think james potter would love to visit his babygirl regulus in prison. like he’s definitely holding it down for him

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Realest thing I’ve read all day

I love reading fics where James is obsessed with Regulus’s ring-covered hands

Mostly bc I love the idea but also I find it funny since I wear a million rings as well