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Lily Evanโs likes the smell gas/petrol because sheโs a weirdo like that (affectionately)
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Guys Iโm just now finding out abt Peter x gilderoy and I canโt lieโฆ. I fuck w it
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James: Dashing through the halls Sirius: with teachers up my ass Remus: I have to take a test Peter: I rely hope you pass! Marlene: this school's actually hell! Mary: I cant even spell. Lily: You need to get to class right now, you wanna make the bell. Regulus: OH JINGLE BELLS Pandora: KILL OURSELVES Barty: HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH Dorcas: I'M SO DONE Evan: THIS ISN'T FUN Xeno: THERE GOES MY GPA
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ABHHHH THIS IS TO CUTE
Jegumas day 5: snowball fight @noblehouseofgay
word count: 752
other pairings: rosekiller, wolfstar, marylily, dorlene, pandora x xenophilius
Down came the first heavy, sticking snowfall of winter, and out ran the new adults. All of whom had just recently graduated Hogwarts. Of this group contained Sirius and Remus, attached at the hip, Peter, happy to be included, Mary Macdonald and Lily Evans, chattering away about something or other, Marlene McKinnon and Dorcas Meadows, who had recently gotten together and weโre still very much crushing on each other, Barty Crouch Jr. and Evan Rosier, both of which are batshit crazy and already planning how they were going to โwinโ the snowball fight, Pandora Rosier and Xenophilius Lovegood, of whom Pandora was explaining nargles to a heavily infatuated Xeno, and James Potter and Regulus Black, Regulus talking a very smiling Jamesโ ear off about some poet he recently came across. Peter, being the only single person (and wishing to stay that way), decides to be the mediator and ref.
โCouples, attention please!! You will all have 5 minutes to construct a shelter of your choice. Whether that be an igloo or just a wall is not my business. Afterwards, you will get an extra two minutes to create snowballs for ammunition. If you run out of snowballs, you are granted a 30 second immunity period to restock. If you as a single person are hit 3 times, you are out. If both partners are out, you lose. May the best couple standing win. Good luck!โ Peter announces confidently, guiding everyone through the rules concisely.
Peter blows his whistle and the couples are off, giggling and running hand in hand as they start to build their shelter. James and Regulus, Regulus being inexplicably good at creating blocks of snow and James being stereotypically good at contructing the base, fly through the construction irregularly quick.
As Peter blows the whistle again, everyone starts making the snowballs.
And it starts.
Barty and Evan, right out the gate, go for Marlene, James, and Xenophilius, all of whom are the main threats due to accuracy and strength. Quickly, Pandora and Xeno are out with a blow of Peterโs whistle. Panda takes this as a golden opportunity to strike up a conversation on Thestrals with Xeno, who is more than happy to indulge.
Marlene gets out fairly quickly due to targeting, and they go out dramatically too. โAvenge me, my love!! Never forget your beautiful sexy gorgeous partner, for whom you must win this for!!โ Marlene says overzealously, causing Dorcas to turn to them in exasperation. About to open her mouth to tell Marlene to shut up, they get hit three times, out with a sigh and going to join Peter, Panda, and Xeno on the sidelines. Itโs now down to James and Regulus, Barty and Evan, Remus (Sirius got out due to getting distracted staring at Remus), and Mary and Lily, who are building a snowman family behind their shelter.
โRemus!! Truce?โ James calls to him, gesturing to target Barty and Evan. Remus nods, firing off snowballs at the other couple. Barty gets hit twice, one from James, one from Remus, and dodges the rest of the throws. As heโs gloating to them all, he gets hit square in the face by a perfectly formed snowball, Mary having thrown it to get him to be quiet, and rendering him dumbfounded. Evan fires off snowballs towards Mary and Lily, only hitting each of the girls once.
During this, Regulus has been keeping low and making snowball after snowball for the absolute powerhouse that is James Fleamont Potter to fire off to Evan Rosier. After way too long, and an upsetting defeat of Mary Macdonald, Evan is finally out, narrowing it down to James and Regulus, Lily, and Remus. Remus and Regulus, both refusing to hit Lily, make James do it, unfortunately knocking her out of the running, making Mary and Lily fall into third place. Regulus unexpectedly nails Remus right in the chest, stunning him momentarily, long enough for James to hit him once as well. As Remus ducks down to collect a few more snowballs, James prepares a throw as legendary as Marie Curie radioactivity discoveries. The second Remus straightens up, the snowball is launchedโฆ
flyingโฆ
and flyingโฆ
and flyingโฆ
Time seems to slow as the snowball soars through the air, finally reaching its destination and hitting Remus square in the chest.
Cheers fill the air as James and Regulus jump up in celebration.
Handshakes are exchanged and words of encouragement are expressed as they rush inside for some of Jamesโ famous hot chocolate to warm up.
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nerdy, blonde, ravenclaw barty becoming the rebellious, black with green tips haired, bad bitch he is to not only piss off his dad, but to impress a certain slytherin boy
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not to hate on another personโs work but the harry potter series is easily the worst marauders fanfic iโve ever read it wasnโt gay enough and i hated all of the deaths
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I will never understand people wanting to read or write gutrenching angst. Like pure angst from beginning to end, like I will never understand them. No hate at all.
When I read Iโm tryna escape the shit Iโm dealing with not read 50 straight chapters of suffering. But like, my mental is so unstable that I can only read things I know have a good ending, or end with the ships I want.
Anyway what Iโm trying to say is yโall who read straight angst are STRONG. CRAZY as hell, but strong.
#Iโm looking at you black brothers angst#and you too canon complaint people#and you too jegulus angst#like I would literally ball my eyes out#it would be terrible#angst#black brother angst#canon compliant#the marauders#marauders era#jegulus angst#mauraders#black brothers
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Fair enough ๐๐
I would just like to remind everyone that canonically Regulus was taller than James. Do with that information what you will.
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Taller without a doubt
Do you think Evan is taller than Barty or shorter?
I canโt decide
Pls leave your thoughts
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I would just like to remind everyone that canonically Regulus was taller than James. Do with that information what you will.
#james potter#regulus black#jegulus#marauders era#the marauders#mauraders#james fleamont potter#regulus arcturus black
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I love the artists in this fandom SO MUCH
Pretty Jegulus โค๏ธ
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daily reminder for everyone in the marauders fandom to BLOCK ACCOUNTS THEY DONT LIKE
stop flooding their inbox w hate its so immature and a waste of ur own time
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wait this is lokey so real
I just realised I LITERALLY don't remember a time before the marauders... I think I need help
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The Person who wrote this is now one of my favorite people.
The Rosier Family being social outcasts amongst the rest of the Sacred 28, not out of disgust or betrayal, but rather due to how the other families hold a morbid curiosity and slight fear towards the pure-bloods who seem to isolate themselves more than any other family.
For as long as anyone could remember, the Rosiers produced peculiar looking heirs; they all shared the same bone-white hair and gaping eye-bags, facial structure like fine china and long, bendy limbs. The children were always strange, seemingly intellectual and wise beyond their years, darkened pupils that seemed to stare into your soul if you made eye-contact for too long. They would chatter amongst themselves, rarely talking to the other pure-blood youths, preferring to whisper to each other in soft mumbles and squeaks. The Rosier children were never sent to Hogwarts, and rarely attended pure-blood banquets and balls. If they did, they trailed behind their parents and hid away in corners, blending in with the cryptids and ghosts which seemed to haunt every old wizarding mansion. When they aged, the Rosier offspring tended to become even more hermit-like; there was no presenting a daughter to society, no celebrations of a boy coming-of-age in the same way there was in other pure-blood families. They instead would disappear from pure-blood society for years at a time, their parents or aunts or siblings airily mentioning that they were abroad at the time.
In adult-hood, it was said the Rosiers only had one path of employment, and that was none. The blood-line was made up of inventors, of researches and explorers and users of dark magic, of witches and wizards who travelled the world and did unspeakable things in the name of discovery. Whispers existed amongst the Sacred 28 in regards to what the Rosiers had managed to uncover, invent, and twist their magic into, with rumours of anything from successful immortality, inter-species breeding, artificial life, and spells, hexes, and potions beyond one's wildest imagination. Whenever a Rosier died (as very few of them seemed to make it to old age), it was usually due to a tragic accident, a spell gone wrong or being mauled to death by a mysterious creature, a mix-up of potions or something along the lines of accidental, self-inflicted insanity. The private events such as funerals were barred from anyone outside the family line, preventing any further investigation into the births, lives, and deaths of the Rosiers.
The exception was if there ever was to be a union of two families when a wedding was held on the mysterious lawns of the Rosier mansion. Even then, it was kept relatively private, with only the immediate family of the non-Rosier spouse allowed to be in attendance, and the presence of a single writer to detail the events of the ceremony for the Sacred 28's records. However, weddings only ever seemed to happen once every forty years or so; there was only usually a single sibling married in a generation, the others dying mysteriously young or pledging themselves to their work for all eternity. It was as though the Rosiers only ever interacted and joined with another family for the sake of continuing the blood-line, and other than that would rather stay hidden away on the acres of property and endless wealth accumulated by the family over the generations.
The birth of twins Evan and Pandora Rosier was kept a secret from the rest of the Sacred 28 until their fifth birthday, when their mother brought them along to a morning tea hosted at a pure-blood mansion for the women to discuss the current political sphere of the wizarding world. The other women were shocked when Cรฉline Rosier floo-ed into the mansion, her first public appearance in almost six years (they always invited her and her husband to events out of obligation and politeness, but the two very rarely showed to events. Secretly, the other family members were always slightly relieved when they didn't.). They were even more surprised at the addition of two white-haired children clinging to her robes, who she whispered to softly and sent outside to the court-yard to see the other children. Cรฉline's sister, Druella Black, embraced her tightly, though the fury at her exclusion from her sister's life ever was apparent on her face; the family had cut her off both socially and financially after she chose to move to the Black family mansion instead of raising her children on the Rosier ancestral land. People had whispered about how this apparent betrayal to her roots and her aligning with the Black family instead would place a curse on her and her children, the rumours already whirling after her boys were born and were missing the signature pale hair; Druella had dyed her hair black the day after Sirius was born, a sign of rebellion against anyone who dared question her allegiance to the Blacks. Still, as they grew older, the lack of resemblance between the Rosier twins and the Black boys became more and more apparent regardless of the closeness in blood relativity. Nobody dared bring up the curse again, and Druella's maiden name and the history of her roots was never mentioned in Sacred 28 circles again.
Evan and Pandora grew up the same way generations of their ancestors had; isolated, surrounded by books, and most of all, alone. Their parents spent most of their days locked away in their own workshops, the job of child-rearing left to various members of staff and random family members who lived around the property. There were always wizarding scientists and researchers and medical professionals popping in and out of the mansion, some staying for tea and some staying for six months at a time, some who ignored the children and some who taught Evan everything he knew about potions. Though some would argue that this was no way for children to grow up, the twins would disagree; they had free-reign of the giant house and surrounding property, no bed time or limitations and complete access to their family library which had been accumulated over centuries to house over twenty-thousand books and manuscripts. When Pandora was eight, she decided she was going to read everything in the library before she died, even if it took her reading all day every day of her life (she gave this up not even twelve days into it, when had Evan begged her to put down the books and come camp down at the creek with him. She had obliged). They spent the first eleven years of their lives reading constantly and desperately, devouring novels and spell books and potion guides and studies on muggles and wizarding magazines and whatever they could get their hands on. They made potions and taught themselves non-verbal magic, experimenting with animals and transfiguration and manipulated all kinds of elements and metals and objects. They never learnt the distinction between light and dark magic, it all seemingly just a tool for them to learn how to further their skills. It was an incredible way to grow up according to them, and they wouldn't have changed it for the world. But before their shared eleventh birthday, everything had changed.
When the pair woke up and received their Hogwarts letters, they had simply tossed them to the ground and gone on with their day; Hogwarts was irrelevant to them, and only existed vaguely in their peripheral thoughts as something that other magical children were a part of. However, that night when they sat down for a very rare family meal, Cรฉline had announced that the twins would be starting at the boarding school in September. That decision was final. After some push-back from her children, she had shut them down with a no-arguments look and the twins fell silent. They looked at each other with slight hesitation, not knowing what the hell to expect from this switch-up in the routine and life-style they had known all their life. That summer, Pandora had buried herself in books and journals written about Hogwarts and by Hogwarts students, attempting to learn and memorise everything she could about the school and its history. Evan on the other hand, was in complete denial; he shut down any mention of the school by his mother or sister, and refused to engage in Pandora's discussion about aspects of the curriculum or what their experiences at the school may be. He spent most of his time leading up to their departure for Hogwarts locked in the upper rooms of the mansion, experimenting on frogs and rats and mice as he perfected more spells and potions he was working on (though he did occasionally allow Pandora to join him and help work out the flaws in his potion-work, as long as she promised no mention of their upcoming time at the educational institute that will not be named).
The first problem that came along at Hogwarts was the expectation that they mingle with the other pure-blood families; they had only very rarely interacted with other children, and so the idea that they were supposed to befriend and talk to these other pure-bloods was an alien concept to them. Evan and Pandora had spent a little time with Regulus and Sirius as kids, but the brothers were already sitting with Sirius' Gryffindor friends in another carriage. However, this did mean the twins had an excuse to sit alone together and bury themselves in books (Pandora in her now-battered copy of Hogwarts; a History, and Evan in a definitely illegal book on the anatomy of various creatures and how to best butcher them for black-market sale).
The second problem that arose for the twins was the discovery at the sorting ceremony that they were to be in different houses. Evan was called up first, and the whispers had already begun about which house the first Rosier to ever attend Hogwarts would be in. The hat barely touched his head before shouting out Slytherin, and he had made a bee-line for where Regulus was seated with the other first years on the table. However when the hat was placed on Pandora's head, it had deliberated for a few seconds before calling out Ravenclaw. Evan had felt his face drop and the his look of horror matched Pandora's own; there was nothing wrong with Ravenclaw of course, but the awfulness of not being in the same house as his sister was something that hadn't even crossed his mind. They had spent their whole lives together, they were attached at the hip, they were practically the same person, right? Right? He watched Pandora drift over to her house table with a mournful look on her face, nodding with fake reassurance at her when their eyes locked. They would make this work.
The third problem Hogwarts presented the twins was the issue of their apparent disconnection from the rest of the wizarding world. Though this was something that had never bothered them before, and something they had in fact felt proud of in their childhood, it was now becoming a problem. Evan had never shared a room with anyone aside from Pandora, and his social skills... left room for improvement. His room-mates, Regulus and Barty, thought he was a total asshole who hated the both of them, when in reality he simply didn't understand the premise of politeness; he and Pandora had always been brutally honest to one another and to their parents, and this just seemed like the norm until he arrived at Hogwarts. Pandora's roommates on the other hand seemed to catch on to her apparent otherness immediately, and quickly shunned her from their group for being weird and creepy (it actually took Pandora a few weeks to catch onto the fact that they were being mean to her; she just figured the other girls were ignoring her out of nerves, the same way she was anxious every time she tried to start a conversation with them. She discovered this was not the case though after the fifth time she had tried to talk to one of them, and they had all left the room giggling and pointing at her). Neither of them made any real friends in their first year, and were utterly miserable.
Things perked up in their second year. Regulus had gotten into a fight with Sirius over summer and the two were no longer on speaking terms. Barty's presence had started to become truly annoying to Regulus, so Evan and Pandora became the only ones Regulus deemed appropriate company as the two were happy to sit in silence and read together. Pandora also managed to befriend an older Slytherin girl, Dorcas, as the two had striked up a conversation about Herbology in the library and become study partners. Dorcas was struggling in her third-year potions, a subject Pandora was well-versed in and knew all kinds of tips and tricks in. Pandora was barely passing Defence Against the Dark Arts as the theory was mind-numbingly boring to her, but luckily it was Dorcas' best subject. Evan and Regulus were quickly added to their study group due to their proficiency in other subjects, and when he could be convinced to shut up, Barty would sometimes lounge on a nearby table and pretend to do work. How he managed to have the highest grades of all of them, that was the true mystery.
Their little rag-tag group of five only grew closer over the years at Hogwarts, and stuck together through all the triumphs and traumas. They were there for each other when Dorcas was made quidditch captain, when Sirius ran away and Regulus was left alone, when Evan and Pandora's mother died in fifth year, when Regulus was made a prefect, when Dorcas' sister contracted a terminal illness, when Barty came back from Christmas break with red marks up and down his back. They were there for each other through it all, and Evan never knew the meaning of found family until their group of five found each other; to the Rosiers, family was blood and blood was family, end of story. He had never known there was an alternative, but he didn't care; his mother and father had never held him when he cried, but Dorcas had wrapped her arms around him after he broke down thinking of his mother being lowered into the ground.
And, after everything went down and everything went to shit, Regulus and Barty had held him in the shower as his shoulders shook, terror and fear and mourning wracking his body as he thought of Pandora. His beautiful sister, the most important person in his life, the other half of his soul had denounced him, had said she would kill him herself if she ever saw him again, had screamed at him with ferocity unseen ever before after seeing the tattoo that now decorated his forearm. She'd refused to listen to him and his pleas to join him, to follow him into the darkness of discovery, to become powerful together. After everything they had been through, they'd each chosen family in their own way; Evan, in following Regulus and Barty into the darkness Voldemort's growing allegiance, and Pandora, in remaining isolated from the affairs of the outer wizarding world, in separating herself from anyone who was not blood or who betrayed their blood, and in cutting off their apparent found family at the drop of a hat.
At the end of the day, it all came back to family, to the Rosiers, and to the endless, relentless isolation.
Evan died alone on a battle-field, his body left on a beach to be reclaimed by the elements as his soul departed for the afterlife. Pandora felt the second he left this plane of existence, a string inside of her cut and leaving her forever longing for the brother she had lost a long time ago. She had looked out her kitchen window after the day of his death, seeing a pair of two dark-haired men standing in the paddock across from the Rosier mansion, the empty space left for her twin apparent in the middle of the two men. They had all looked at one another for a moment, before her old friends had disapparated into the winds of the day. Pandora sighed quietly, a tear falling down her face as turned back towards the bubbling cauldron she was minding. She wiped her face quickly as she heard her husband walking up the stairs, and fixed her face with a soft smile.
Pandora died alone in the backyard of her childhood home, a flash of blue light being the last thing she saw before her body fell to the ground. Her last thought was not of her twin, but rather of her daughter he never got to meet, and the regret she felt at subjecting her to seeing her mother die like that. As she felt herself cross into the afterlife, it was as though a part of her soul let out a sigh of relief. Though she was leaving behind her family, she was to join Evan and her parents once again. Maybe that was for the best.
Xenophilius locked up the Rosier mansion for good after his wife was buried in the family graveyard, moving his young daughter away from the house which had always rubbed him the wrong way. The halls, the bedrooms, workshops, and library would stay empty for many years, preserved with spells and protective enchantments keeping the mansion pristine and untouched by the years gone by. If one were to visit now, it would look as though the Rosiers were still there, and perhaps had simply gone for a walk, and would return any minute. They say the ghosts of the Rosier bloodline still haunt the house, the chatter of laughter and the sound of scribbling and the turning of pages echoing through its empty, abandoned hallways.
Another family lost, forgotten to the magic of time passing.
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Great now Iโm crying
hello! Since you said youโre taking marauders fanart requests:
can you draw a fluffy dorlene one of them cuddling on a couch, or a really sad one of bartys reaction to regulus/evanโs death, or to both? If not itโs perfectly fine. have a great day/night and remember to take care of yourself!
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This will never not be funny๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?
teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit
also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch
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