#quackity i maybe do make a separate post

[ieatedyourcrayons]

hiii could you write something about quackity having a french streamer girlfriend who’s really kind and funny!! one day she decides to surprise him and go to LA without telling him, she asks for his friends’ help and everything!!! since she a streamer she updated her ig story but she blocked him so he couldn’t see her stories haha and alex goes on stream the night when she arrives, doing a cooking stream or wtv while renting about how his gf didn’t answered his texts and calls BUT he hears the doorbell ring and there she is haha

Across the world

!NOT SPELL CHECKED!

Quackity x FrenchFemale!Reader

You and Quackity have been long distance for a little over a year now. You met at little get together with mutual friends in Orlando. Since then you and Alex have been inseparable.. besides the ocean separating you.. but..

You have a decent following on twitch , of mostly women and other french people, you blew up because of your kind and carefree personality and how interactive you are with fans.

It’s been a few months since you’ve seen your boyfriend in person, you both longing for eachother, you decide to surprise him, and maybe make a video out of it. You immediately message quackitys friends to get some help planning this little surprise.

After a few hours of back and forth text with Quackitys friends you buy your plane tickets and begin packing your bag. You get your instagram and block quackity from your story before taking a picture of your luggage and clothes scattered all over the floor.

you giggle to yourself as you start folding clothes, bubbling with excitement as think about all the things you and quackity are going to do and how you’re going to surpise him.

Your thoughts are interrupted when a call from niki rings on your phone, you quickly answer the call from your best friend.

“sooo, where ya goin?” niki chirps through the phone. You squeal before responding, “I’m flying to california to surprise Alex!” you giggle out

“Ahh really!! no way y/n” Niki squeals back, “take me with you” she adds, joking.

“Yes way! and i would if it this wasn’t so last minute” you laugh back. At this point you’ve set your phone on the ground with niki on speaker as your fold your clothes into the suitcase.

After a few hours and lots is girl talk with niki, your bag is fully packed and ready for your flight tomorrow evening. You could barely sleep after you and Niki finally ended the call. You tossed and turned all night, managing maybe 4 and a half hours of sleep.

You wake up with a groan before remembering your plans. You spring out of bed, quick to get your morning activities done with.

After a few hours of pacing around the house and squealing to niki, you get in your uber, ready for the airport.

After you’re settled in your seat on the airplane you take a picture picture and post it on your story, adding a “😛😛” in the picture.

After the long flights you arrive in Los angeles the next night, you groan and stretch in your plane seat as you wait for your chance to get up and grab your bag from overhead.

After getting out of you seat and grabbing your bag you make your way out of the crowded loading dock and go over to wait for your main luggage and the baggage claim.

A bunch of notifications flood your phone, all the ones that were blocked from coming while your phone was in airplane mode, one of the notifications stand out to you, and thats quackitys twitch notification.

“Quackity is live! Cooking time”

Excitement fills your vein as you think of how perfect this is going to be. You click on the notification and the sound of Alex yelling at his chat fills your ears through your airpods.

“No chat I’m not making a cake! this is a cooking stream not a baking stream, yall are stupid!” He says with fake anger, hiding a laugh.

Quackity stands on stream with a flimsy chefs hat on top of his beanie paired with a white cooking apron that says “Kiss the chef💋” hung over his neck. His black hoodie and black cargo pants hang loosely on his body as he continues yelling at his stream.

You laugh lightly at his fake aggression before putting your phone in your pocket and retrieving your bag off the conveyor.

“Chat, tell me why, my girlfriend has not been answering in over 26 hours!” Quackity yells with more fake aggression.

“No chat that is not oddly specific- Shut up!” He adds while laughing.

Quackity continues his rant about you not answering the phone and you’re silently hoping chat doesn’t mess anything up by mentioning your instagram stories recently.

“You know what chat, maybe she’s doing something productive! let’s think positive guys! my girlfriend would never ghost me!” He laughs out. You’re fighting your laughter while in the backseat of the uber. You’re practically jumping out of your seat as the scenery on the way to Alex’s house becomes familiar.

You take a second to update niki and cellbit. Cellbit was the one who helped you plan everything out, so you gotta give him some updates ya’know.

Quackity is now in a hot mess with flour and sugar everywhere, he’s yelling and cussing at chat , blaming the mess on them.

“Chat why would you do this??” He yells sarcastically as slaps a pile of flour on the counter, causing it to go everywhere, which puts him into a dramatic coughing fit.

At that point you’ve arrived at Alex’s house, you had the Uber park across the street, you given the man a brief rundown of what you were doing and he loved it, you tipped him well for helping you with your plan.

As you get out the car you giggle to yourself quietly before making your way to the front door with all your things. You slowly open the door and mentally slap Alex for leaving his front door unlocked.

You silently step inside, shutting the door with so much caution then leaving your belongings by the door.

“Chat i am not making a mess!! this was all you guys!” You hear quackity yell.

You walk over to the kitchen, quietly , ready to surprise him, on stream too? even better

You come around the corner with a “Alex what have you done?!” As you dramatically look at the flour everywhere.

Quackity stops dead in his tracks, like he’s frozen, before his brian suddenly registers you’re there.

“Y/N?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE????” He yells

“i came to visit you!!” you squeal back , jumping slightly

“IS THAT WHY YOU WERE IGNORING ME!!” He yells dramatically before running up to you bringing you into the tightest embrace ever.

You hug him back tightly, sighing into his warmth.

“M’missed you” he mumbles into your shoulder before breaking the embrace and dramatically dragging you to the camera view

“CHAT WERE YOU IN ON THIS!!?” Quackity yells at chat, you’re bent over laughing at his stupid antics. Chat is rolling, quackity and his kitchen are covered in flour and random ingredients.

[rinline]

Ok 3:00 am Theory time

In the QSMP trailer towards the end we hear Charlie and Quackity talking to each other on the train to the island. I don’t know if this was purposeful or accidental but Charlie and Quackity are not on the same train. Charlie is on the Left Train while Quackity is on the Right Train. If it was purposeful maybe that conversation that you hear was from before they got on the train? If not then maybe Charlie, as a slime can split himself in different part and a small bit was with Quackity idk.

Moving on we then hear Wilbur talking to someone where he says “ I just don’t get it. Why are they putting us in different trains?”

At first I thought he was talking about how they separated the guests into two different trains to the island instead of one. But I had a thought that maybe they separated the group he was traveling with.

Foolish and BBH have both stated that they have memories of the DSMP. Whether that was a past life or memories from that time have been removed we don’t know.

Taking this info we can hypothesize that maybe Quackity and Wilbur were traveling together to this island and Wilbur, in the previously stated convo, was talking about why they separated two people who were traveling together?

Cool. Now who is Wilbur talking to?

Well as both him and Philza were on the same train the probability of Philza being the second person makes sense. Especially if we go with the thought that DSMP is something that actually happened in the past.

Now onto recent lore as of posting this.

In the crime as to why the Islanders are arrested by the federation Philza is marked as having “Trespassing and Illegal dimension crossing”

From what I’ve seen only three other people have this crime Foolish, BBH, and Fitmc. Now we know why Fit has that crime. He was not on the original guest list, someone got him a a ticket so he can go in as a spy to report back info from the inside.

Going off this info does this mean that Foolish, BBH, and Philza were not originally on the guest list? Did Phil come to the island to do something or did he come to make sure Wilbur was ok? Why do Foolish and BBH, who are both immortals if I may note, also have that crime?

Idk it’s 3:00am, I’m going to bed.

-Crimes are on QSMPinfo twitter

-BBH and foolish convos of dsmp are on their wikis

-Who was on what train is also on the wiki

Here’s the trailer

https://x.com/Quackity/status/1636854517693288450?s=20

If I missed anything or made a mistake plz let me know and In the end this is just a crazy theory

[codecurucho]

I have some thoughts about cc!Forever’s apology, specifically the choices he made while scripting his response, so if you’re not here for that, please keep yourself safe and skip this post

Obviously a massive tw for pedophilic comments

A few things struck me in the video he uploaded to Twitter, bear in mind I don’t speak Portuguese so take this all with a pinch of salt

Things I believe he did purposefully:

The use of photos to convey how old he was/how much he’s changed: creating a degree of separation between himself currently and “that other person who did that stuff”

The implication that “Twitter drama” forced his friends to cut ties instead of the likely possibility of them not wanting to associate with someone who made flirty comments to minors, regardless of if they were friends.

The use of the montage. This use of “happier times” could be chosen to rile up the little supporters he has left, and guilt the people who are currently advocating for him to leave the server

The terminology he used which I found interesting (NOTE: this is coming from his translation and may not be fully accurate to the meanings in Portuguese):

“Cancellation” to minimise what he was accused of to “Twitter drama”

repitition of time passed: “2016”, “20 years old” and “8 years ago” once again minimising its impact because of time passed

“kicked out of the qsmp” instead of what most companies (Quackity studios) would choose “leaving the qsmp” to imply it was amicable. “Kicked” shows it was unwilling.

Things I believe he did right by this apology:

Stating his regret. Actually apologising and acknowledging, to some degree, that what he did was wrong

Acknowledging victims and people he has triggered

Discouraging hate, to other members or to himself. No one deserves death threats to their families or themselves

Rationalising and giving context to his actions before this point: explaining his headspace when deleting all those tweets and when he made legal threats on stream. Actually retracting those comments (I think?).

Do I believe he had help with this apology? Yes. I think, after all his legal threats, he ended up getting a lawyer who maybe co-wrote this apology to make sure it reflected him the best way it could.

I’m not making this post to stir up drama, I want to state I am not a supporter of Forever anymore, I just made this because I noticed some of the common YouTube apology traits and pattern recognition is my thing™️.

I’m not claiming he used these tactics maliciously or purposely, just stating that he is using them in this apology.

[lusi-raul]

I’ve mentioned it on a reblog post before but since Slime might be returning soon I’ll say it again.

Forever’s theory about the eggs might have some credibility to it. He said that the eggs might be the people who were once inhabiting this island who were captured by the federation and made to act like eggs wiping off their memory? At first it might sound crazy but people keep on overlooking one thing. Gegg and q!Biden. Yes I know that people know very well who Gegg is, q!Biden? I don’t know but even Gegg made it to the twitter eggstatistics. People have just been treating Gegg like a goofy side character of Slime but if we look deeper into it we see that we have overlooked alot of details regarding this “egg”.

I think it is quite clear that q!Biden and q!Gegg are actually Maxo and Slime disguising as eggs. But lore-wise how can we explain how they can do that? They are different from other CCs who have other characters like Melissa is actually Roier’s cousin (I don’t know how true this is) and his Grandfather (I can’t find an explanation as to how they got into the island in the first place but another time for another topic) or Quackity and El quackity. Gegg was not introduced as a separate character from q!Slime and the same for Maxo as Roier is in on the plan of Maxo infiltrating the school.

If admins within the server are part of the federation, it means that they have the power to transform the island inhabitants into eggs via Gegg and q!Biden and probably into other entities too. It’s not like Slime and Maxo are like “I want to be egg” and poof they are egg. Someone had to have the power to transform them into one. Maybe q!Biden’s case can be a different story since he is the only egg who visually looks so different from the rest of the eggs but for Gegg? He looks so much like an actual egg that he passes as a real one. He was even provided with the signs the eggs initially had. Someone in charge behind the existence of the eggs must have been the same one who gave Slime the ability to turn into one.

Also we haven’t been able to discover the remnants of the existence of the Dragon within the island. I know the Dragon mother left but what about the traces of its existence? A dragon cave or a dragon scale? The nest which the baby eggs were left in? Where could be this dragon’s home before it left? The video that played when they introduced the eggs specifically said the dragon lived within the island. Not in another dimension like the end.

It could just be impulsive story telling where the writer writes the story as it goes without an outline but even if it is, this can be good to be explored and considered by the ones in charge of the overall lore.

I will repeat how funny it is for me that Slime and Maxo probably just thought of a funny bit and went through with it without realizing its potential to affect the overall lore. Like they just thought it’d be fun to act as eggs in a stream not knowing how integral it could be to the story. Imagine a funny bit turning into the hidden backstory of the eggs’ existence all because Slime wanted to be an egg for a stream to troll people.

Although, my crazy theory that I pulled out of my ass is, maybe Slime did it on purpose to find out what really happened to Flippa in order to bring her back. He went undercover convincing the feds to give him the power and information to infiltrate them more successful than even Cellbit ever did because the feds underestimated Slime’s potential to destroy them and bring them to light. That could explain his disappearance and he succeeds and saves the other eggs and reunites with Flippa?

Naaaaah. I’m just losing it rn CAUSE I JUST WANT FLIPPA BACK AND I CAN’T STOP MAKING UP SCENARIOS IN MY HEAD THINKING OF WAYS WE CAN HAVE THE DEAD EGGS BACK WHERE IT MAKES SENSE TO THE LORE. Bobby, Flippa come back pls 😢

[tomfrogisblue]

Some murder mystery theories coz I'm bored and sleepy (- with the disclaimer that I'm fuzzy on some of the recent lore, and that as these are in-universe lil fun things, so admins that are "indisposed" can be included)

- Long Ass Post Incoming -

- it was Sunny as revenge for Richas killing her dad that one time

- it was Creation for same reason as above, with the caveat that it has a list of people it would kill for the wellbeing of the people higher on the list, and Richas is a bunch lower than Sunny, it might also have a kinda loose understanding on th impact of death

- it was Bad (on accident/coz he thought it was funny) and his lil amnesiac brain has forgotten it was him

- it was Tazercraft so they could finally set up the Murder Mystery after a year of prepping (lmao)

- it was Roier in a moment of anger that no one realised he was gone and an imposter was in his body instead (let's go angstttttt)

- it was one of the other kids (Dapper or Ramón probably) working with Richas to set up the Murder Mystery for Tazercraft coz they got sick of waiting

- it was Cucu cos he's jealous of how much time Bad is spending with Richas instead of him lmao

- it was the bunnies for blowing up spawn (q!Bad's been shifting all the blame as usual)

- it was q!Charlie after only logging on for five minutes

- it was one of the long list of people whose mental state is doing real well - name a character and some angst bs has probably fucked them up at some point - and also possessions and body swaps with dangerous people and entities are fairly common so insert one of them, The Ender King or Doied for example. It's actually kinda funny how many characters have had a possession/corruption/insanity arc now I make a mental list - q!Etoiles and q!Charlie with their separate code corruption arcs technically count, q!Tina with her demononic suppression, maybe q!Fit with whatever happens to his character after being in that cave for months (HE IS STILL THERE)

- q!Cellbit finally completely lost it and reverted fully back to his f!Cell mindset - literally no one on the island is safe and q!Pac should just take a vacation at this point

- The French Sniper got him from the shadows (for fun)

- El Quackity finally turned the fuck back up and wanted some brownie points with Eyeball Man

- Pepito finally snapped and clapped back at Richas rip bozo lmao

- and, finally, it was El Mariana, for the shits and giggles, the Boogeyman finally got 'em (ya don't need a bath in the afterlife)

[washedupat-22]

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yo you can call me 22, WUA22, whatever tbh i dont really mind ey/he adult (no im not 22 its just a tv girl lyric) i write a shit ton and im more than happy to indulge if you drop an idea into my askbox

MY AO3!!!!

wss, dwt fans and minors/ageless blogs dni thank you very much

info and boundaries following cut

claimed anons <3: fallen angel anon

fair warning: i am unfamiliar with A LOT of qsmp characters. i never really watched any of the streams and mostly just enjoyed the lore from a semi-outsider's perspective, so if i dont have many opinions on/much knowledge of a character, that's why i also know ✨fuck all ✨ about arkanis so if i dont have any opinions on the chars, you know why ^^ this is not to say dont talk to me about other qsmp/arkanis members!! please!! i would love to learn more about these fuck ass cubitos!! horny post in my inbox about some hyper obscure, only seen in the background of one stream for less than 5 seconds, AK npc!! i will just have minimal to say in regards of my own opinions as i have none

boundaries:

literally shit just im okay with/not okay with you dropping in my ask box

yes: consensual somno a/b/o breeding ovipos consensual misgendering consensual dumbification size difference (!!!!!!!!!!!!) petplay blood/injury related things

maybe: heavily dependant (on my mood, etc.): cnc pregnancy feederism somewhat: monsterfucking undernegotiated kinks

no: nonconsensual forcefem/forcemasc/dumbification/somno ^^ basically anything outright noncon. including noncon as a whole piss/scat/fart minors/eggs raceplay ageplay fatshaming/fatphobia misogyny qjaiden in nsfw contexts wilbur or forever feet emeto detransitioning

^^ will be updated. if you send something involving one of the more obscure kinks and it doesn't get answered then check back here and it might get added yall can safely assume that im cool with stuff like bondage, blindfolding, gagging, etc., i just didnt add them here bc i feel like theyre pretty common in fiction/not all that niche !! i dont write rpf fics but im openly down bad for the streamers so ur more than welcome to drop some shit in the askbox

character/ship tags:

character tags formatted as "universe.name (or shortened version)", ship tags formatted as ship names with a period to separate the char names if that makes sense. you'll see to be updated as i get comfortable writing more characters

q.slime - qslime q.mari - qmariana q.cell - qcellbit q.roier - qroier q.fit - qfit q.pac - qpac q.mike - qmike q.quackity - qquackity q.phil - qphil q.doied - qdoied

slime.riana - slime + mariana cellb.oier - cellbit + roier fit.pac - fit + pac pac.mike - pac + mike fit.mike - fit + mike fit.pac.mike - fit + pac + mike quack.cicle - quackity + slime cellb.oied - cellbit + doied

other tags

#yammerat22 - general tag #22asks - ask tag #22writes - anything to do with things ive written/what im currently writing #22unfinished - anything i write that i decide to discontinue/give up with/etc. #22crushes - me being beyond down bad for the streamers #slactation - posts about "i need more than water, baby" aka the slactation fic

[valictini]

Hey I came across your posts about the qsmp situation and although I absolutely understand your anger and dissapointment, things are not as easy as one might think. For one, Quackity Studios and Quackity himself are already in a legal procedure against the previous admins who stole money off the project, therefore, while it is still open, they legally cannot say much about the entire situation. We do not know how deep it actually goes, so there's that. Maybe at the beginning if it had all been resolved amicably it would have worked, but I find it hard to see.

The reason why those previous admins were not contacted, in my opinion, is because they 1. stepped away from the project, meaning, they do not form part of it currently, therefore they do not necessarily need to know everything that goes on in the administration and 2. as much as it does sound stupid there were a bunch of stuff here and there that these admins leaked, in fact, I remember being really weirded out because Lea in particular (no hate to her I empathize with her situation) was talking in Twitter about things that had nothing to do with her situation, like lore stuff, and that is a breach of trust in a person that they won't go to the public inmediatly, much more now that they've kinda gathered an audience by themselves. I do believe the ex-admins deserve closure, but I do think it should be well prepared, not empty promises, like saying "oh yeah we're gonna pay you" "well how much" "we still don't know" >> that would be a disaster, both PR and legally wise.

Hey, thanks for being cordial with your ask I appreciate it!

I'll put in in a read more because there's a lot ot unpack, and I'll try my best to explain why I don't think the studio ghosting ex employees is excusable.

First of all, i agree with your first point. I don't expect news from the legal procedures Quackity is having with the people who embezzled money from him. It's no one's business but his, and yeah, he doesn't have to share anything about that. Especially if it's legally binding.

Now, my problem is how the studio never contacted any of the victims (the ex employees). This is a separate issue altogether that has no link with the embezzlement issues. And should have been treated as much.

It is a workers' right issues.

The studio had 2 months and a lot of good faith on their side, but they didn't even ask for the victims' testimonies, despite being encouraged multiple times to do so by the french union. The amicable solution definetely was on the table, but by repeatedly ignoring all the warning signs, they've now put themselves in the situation where the only way to make them acknowledge their mistakes is probably going to be through legal procedures. And that is unfortunate, because again, everyone was willing to give them grace at the beginning.

Hell, with Quackity leaving the administration, they had a chance very recently to make this right, in a way that fans and ex employees would have probably been satisfied with. Something like, "the new administration seems to know what they're doing, i am willing to trust them". But they didn't.

And the argument that the admins that werent contacted have breached their trust by talking on twitter... is still not a good reason imo? Like, it started precisely because they werent heard in private. Sure, now the cats out of the bag and some ex admins are probably mentally blacklisted by the current admins, but it's still not right to ignore them.

People posting their testimonies in public is their right, and wouldn't have happened if, again, Qstudio had asked for them privately. Also, talking about behind the scenes info about past lore is just not that big of a deal to me. They're not spoiling any future lore or event. They're not breaking anything that wasn't already broken. But, yeah maybe in their minds, that's what's happening.

To me though, the trust argument falls completely flat when people who didn't do anything wrong (like Lumi or Ryan) have been ghosted. Especially Ryan who is still supposed to be working for Qstudio. Are they fired? Are they still in but ghosted? These are questions no one should have to ask.

And to me, there are ways to keep contact with the admins without making empty promises. The message I wrote in my precedent post was, to me, not an empty promise, but here is the more professional version: we want you there and appreciate the role you had in the project, but we realistically don't know if we'll be able to keep you there. We'll be in contact in the future if the opportunity to get you back in presents itself, but for now, we have to consider you not part of the project anymore.

Yes, it's harsh, yes, this would have made the fans mad if shared in public, but its more honest and to the point than being ghosted.

Finally, I do understand that my posts might have been more angry than usual, and im sorry if I've made people feel bad in any way, but I never maintag these posts for a reason. All I hope is that the people who want to still enjoy the QSMP take care of themselves and don't go through the negative tags.

[thecoddaughter]

QSMP Characters as The Fray's Discography (Part 1)

So this is going to be the first post in a series of long posts for my "as songs" series. The Fray has always been one of my favorite bands and this made me listen to them for the first time in over three years. Listen along to the first album, linked below <3

HOW TO LOSE A LIFE

Look After You - Tubbo to Sunny (especially right before Purgatory)

“It's always have and never hold. You've begun to feel like home yeah. What's mine is yours to leave or take. What's mine is yours to make your own.”

She Is - Pac about Fit (and how Mike was unsure about them)

“I cannot wait for you to come home. For now you're not here, and I'm not there.” 

“She is everything I need that I never knew I wanted. She is everything I want that I never knew I needed.”

“She's going to bring me clarity. You take the heart right out of me.”

Over My Head - Bad

“Just say that we agree and then never change, soften a bit until we all just get along.” 

“And suddenly I become a part of your past. I'm becoming the part that don't last.” 

“In the throw around, never thought that you wanted to bring it down. I won't let it go down till we torch it ourselves.”

[um, i thought the lyric was “torture ourselves” for 19 years, this was my favorite song for YEARS]

How to Save a Life - Jaiden & Roier [I'm hurting myself with this one]

“As he goes left, and you stay right. Between the lines of fear and blame, you begin to wonder why you came.”

“I lost a friend. Somewhere along in the bitterness and I would have stayed up with you all night, had I known how to save a life.”

“Lay down a list of what is wrong, the things you've told him all along and pray to God he hears you.”

“As he begins to raise his voice, you lower yours and grant him one last choice… He will admit to everything or he'll say he's just not the same.”

All at Once - Slime about his daughters (once he meets Sunny, based on past behavior)

“Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same. Maybe you want her, maybe you need her. Maybe you started to compare to someone not there. Maybe you want it, maybe you need it. Maybe it's all you're running from, perfection will not come.”

Fall Away - Baghera [side note, this song goes hard!]

“You fall away from your past but it's following you.” 

“Something I've done that I can't outrun. Maybe you should wait, maybe you should run but there's something you've said that can't be undone.”

Heaven Forbid - Quackity

“Twenty years, it's breaking you down. Now that you understand, there's no one around.”

“Heaven forbid you end up alone. You don't know why.”

“Would you care to build a house of your own?”

“I don't know how to get you, out of this one”

Hundred - um, I think this is just all the islanders

“But I'm staring at what once was the wall separating east and west. Now they meet amidst the broad daylight.”

“And who's to say its wrong and who's to say that its not right where we should be for now.”

Vienna - Bad & Skeppy (or anyone with a loved one not on the island, I guess)

“The day's last one-way ticket train pulls in. We smile for the casual closure capturingThere goes the downpour. There goes my fare thee well. There's really no way to reach me.”

Dead Wrong - our solvers Pac (science) and Cellbit (enigmas) 

“You said it for my sake, That I would not lose my way. When I was astray, I'm doing the best that I could trying my best to be understood. Maybe I'm changing slowly. I'd get out, turn around if only I knew I was dead wrong all along.”

“Did I really lose my way or are you afraid?”

Little House - Bagi [another banger song!]

“Something scratching its way out. Something you want to forget about. A part of you that'll never show. You're the only one that'll ever know.”

Trust Me - Our Immortals, Foolish and Bad 

“I found a friend or should I say a foe. Said there's a few things you should know. We don't want you to see we come and we go. Here today, gone tomorrow.”

“We're only taking turns holding this world. It's how it's always been. When you're older you will understand.”

“But I said you and me we don't have honesty. The things we don't want to speak. I'll try to get out but I never will.”

[kaije224]

That is another way of thinking about it that I hadn't really thought of before! I definitely see where you are coming from. I know that the idea of Gegg came from a place of wanting to be loved. It's an interesting fact to me that there is a very strong mental health connection there that I didn't really include in my own post. I mean it's no secret to anyone that has been keeping up with the qsmp that q!Charlie has some real mental health struggles. I can see how the trauma and the want for love could affect him the way that it did. Something that Slimecicle does very well is portray a character that is struggling. q!Charlie is no exception to that. I can see that in this situation it is very much so like a literal split personality. However, I feel like one cannot simply exist without the other. Even if Gegg finds a way to separate himself from q!Charlie, I'm not so sure that it would go over very well. Gegg, despite the obvious need to take over, is a byproduct of q!Charlie's trauma and other unresolved issues. Gegg wouldn't exist in the first place if not for q!Charlie finding a way to search for what he needed without people pushing him away. As for the elections, I can see why q!Charlie wouldn't really want to run himself. Makes total sense to me. But I would assume that some of their ideals align despite the fact that q!Charlie remembers nothing while he is Gegg. Gegg wants to bring down the federation and bring everyone together. It's not so different than q!Charlie actively searching for someone to care about him. Stay with me because I'm aware of how weird that sounds. By Gegg bringing down the federation and making the people of the island in charge it is, in turn, making everyone care about one another. Now you could counter with the fact that they already do care about each other. Here is my counterpoint, despite the things that q!Charlie has done, he has tried his best to make up for it and still everyone keeps him at an arms length. I think that maybe the kindest thing that was done for him after he lost his daughter for the third time was q!Wilbur making him a dumpster to sleep in at his house because q!Charlie had nowhere else to go. He made a plan with q!Quackity to become an egg so he can seek out love and validation as a separate entity from q!Charlie. q!Quackity was meant to be his parent, but q!Quackity also abandoned him and everyone else just never trusted Gegg. Gegg becomes president then people would have to start caring about not just Gegg, but also q!Charlie. Because of the government structure that Gegg is proposing, they can't just leave q!Charlie or Gegg out of it because they don't trust them that much. In a way it is sort of a genius way to get the care and validation that Gegg was created for him to try and receive in the first place. If you can't tell I also have a lot of thoughts about Gegg. I think the stinky little guy is funny and I love him dearly. That's why my discord status has been "TRUST IN GEGG. GEGG CHANGE WORLD." for like the last month. Either way I'm really excited to see where Slimecicle takes this whole thing. Even if it turns out to be different than anyone initially thought, his ideas and the way he plays characters is incredible. I take that as a win for the D&D community honestly. I can only wish to be half as good as Slimecicle when it comes to playing characters like that.

I would really love to hear your opinion on my Gegg post!! The whole point in making it was to have a conversation :)

Alright boss! You ask and you shall receive <3

I believe part of the reason that Gegg ran for president is not entirely because of Charlie being afraid of people using his past against him, though that is likely a part of it.

As Charlie said on Forever's stream, he feels as though there are two wolves fighting for control over the body. Charlie is one of the wolves, a broken man who feels he does not deserve love. And the other wolf is Gegg, a confident slimy guy who pushes back against the world.

He said that it's like a fight constantly going on in his body, and that recently, he is forgetting more and more of what happens when Gegg is in control, and like he's slipping out of control.

Perhaps it is not Charlie who wants to run, but instead uses the face of Gegg to avoid his past mistakes, but Gegg himself who wants to run. An anarcho-socialist egg, he does not have a limited number of lives and wants to see a world ruled by the people, not by a powerful government.

We can't be sure that their beliefs on the matter completely line up, either. After all, Gegg is running for president, not Charlie.

Along with all this, I think in a way, Gegg was a product of Charlie going through age regression. Some believe agere is a defense mechanism, while others believe it is a way for people to achieve a therapeutic goal.

Commonly, people who use age regression have childhood trauma, something that we know q!Charlie has- he mentioned growing up with an abusive father, one of eight children. His father killed his seven siblings and hurt him, causing him to have to grow up too fast.

Along with this, Charlie also stated that he uses Gegg as a coping mechanism, to have meaning in life because he felt he didn't have one after Juanaflippa's (third) death. Quackity was someone who enabled him, who helped him get the emotional assistance he needed.

Of course, age regression can also be the symptom of multiple mental disorders- this includes PTSD, major depressive disorder, and schizophrenia.

However, this wound up failing and spiraling out of control. Gegg was a therapy tool to deal with his trauma and find meaning, find some happiness. However, he was still neglected by his father figure and hated by those around him, even as an egg- something everyone on the island loves.

They love the other eggs. Why don't they love him?

So Gegg had to grow up too fast as well, which may have caused him to spiral and become something new. He broke apart from Charlie, being something difficult to control, something that fought for power over the body.

However, like Charlie feels like he's blacking out when he turns into Gegg, Gegg may feel the same way. It's possible that Gegg feels like it's his body, his little eggy body, but there's someone else in there. Someone who changes his form, someone who has control.

And Gegg hates it.

As can be seen with his political views and actions, he does not like to be controlled by more powerful forces. He wants to collapse the Federation, to bring it all down and have Quesadilla island be ruled by the people together.

So he probably feels the same way about Charlie. This other wolf in his body, one that's overwhelming him, but he's pushing back. He doesn't know who this wolf is, what this wolf is, but all he knows is he wants to be separate from it.

This leads to another topic - Geggtosis. During the second debate, Gegg handed out Gegg spawn eggs. This may be a way of him trying to free himself- by splitting off these branches of Gegg, it's possible he's hoping to figure out what this more powerful wolf in the body is, and how to overpower it.

This started with Charlie saying 'I can't run for president, but he can."

...Maybe it wasn't Charlie saying that. Maybe Gegg was forcing his voice through, to make himself heard. Maybe Charlie doesn't want to run for president, he doesn't want Gegg to run for president, but Gegg is getting stronger. He's pushing back more and more, making the gaps in Charlie's memory bigger and bigger.

Wow this post spiraled. I really needed to talk about Gegg, huh? But yeah, I hope you like my thoughts about the matter that is Gegg. :]

Don't forget!

Tu eres Gegg.

[nerdycolorcupcake]

Do you want to know why i still don't really sympatize with c!dream, but i can with the others?

It's because ever since he was put in the prison, even before the whole torture and before he start losing "privileges" while locked in there (the clock, the daily food providing system, the visits, etc) he hasn't shown any sign of regretting his past actions before the prison nor has shown any interest in actually be better (he may have said he wanted to, but at this point lying became just as natural to him, since he lied about burning the revival book) and then the torture sessions only straighted his fucked up beliefs, because torture doesn't help anyone, it's dehumanizing and downright awful for someone who's already broken and delusional with power, with that i can never excuse Quackity for, no matter how much i like him, the torture was way too much)

He still considers himself as a good guy for having the power to revive people from the dead and thinks that only he has the right to decide who live or die

It makes my blood boil that even after everything he put everyone he interacted with through, not even once he stopped to think that maybe, just maybe, the situation he is into is the consequence for how much he is pushing people away in a attempt to control them

He does acknowledge that he has done bad things, but he doesn't believe that he is indeed in the wrong for the things has done

If that isn't the most narcissist, self centered and downright egoistic thing in the world idk what that is, and honestly it's kind of sad, because i once did wanted to enjoy his character, even villainous, (heck i surprisingly still ship him with Fundy, obviously out of canon, mostly in AUS and fics I read) just like i enjoy Quackity and Schlatt, but he became the type of villain i simply despite because it's downright too real to me

Only now, after his conversation with Sam, that he started to peharps have a glimpse of clarity, since he considered thinking that "huh, maybe put the prisoner in awful conditions wasn't a good idea after all because it sucks to me" and it gives me some hope that one day he realizes he messed up real bad, even if become too late to remedy (Like "better late than never")

But for now, in my perspective of things, he only considers anything dangerous or threatening if it somehow affects him first, the rest is just the rest for him, stepping stones to his goals, or as he once said in a prison stream with Tommy "they're my puppets"

He doesn't have any sign of empathy over anyone else, at all, and he is purely obsessed with the fact that controlling Tommy, he could control the rest of the server, and that's what enrages me.

Not even George own feelings were considered, and he is one of the few attachments he didn't publicly disbanded, but even still, he made him delusional with the whole "king of smp stuff" and only used Tommy's (accidental btw) grieving of his house as a mere excuse to pressure Tubbo to exile him, without consulting the so called king, basically taking action for George, and now he is trapped in a never ending sleep with a godlike version of Dream with no grasp of reality and is trying so hard to break free

And don't get me started at how fucked up Ranboo is now because of his actions, he definitely found a way to use his enderwaking state to his benefit many many times and only now is slowly comming to the surface, and at the moment Ranboo remembers everything, what will happen?

It's only a matter of time that Techno will be able to break him free since he now have the blueprints of the prison, Dream still have his mind at ease because he is sure his backup plan will work, he is counting with Techno to break him out, he is only biding his time, and once he is out, chaos surely will be real (my only concern for now is for benchtrio sake)

And I'll be there to watch it all unfold

[x-pair-o-dice-x]

@navigating-through-gray doing this in a separate post rq, but thank you for the ask!

i had a lot of plans for by nature — for one,, the reveal to the village that ranboo and dream were rovengers. it would have been a fic in three parts,, one where they were settling in,, another where they were just chilling, and the last where the reveal actually happened. it would have been when the village was attacked by something,, i was thinking a bear? bc it couldn’t be rovengers(didn’t want the old colony to find them, plus i already stated earlier that rovengers who thought the same way as the old colony were rare),, and humans would just bring up all sorts of problems.

dream and ranboo would have shifted to protect the village, their new colony,, but dream would have gotten hurt in the process.

long story short, they help dream heal, and, after the two tell them the truth, the village accepts them as one of their own. (tubbo, dream, and ranboo also find out that sbi are friends with a human(and that phil himself is married to her)).

(was also playing with the idea of maybe techno finding out before the big reveal? idk-)

after that fic,, would have been another taking place back at the colony. basically sam gets hurt and sapnap, george, and ant find him, and offer to let him stay temporarily at the colony. sam agrees, and they head over.

(more stuff under the cut, warning for hard vore mentions and accidental (and to a lesser extent, intentional) dehumanization)

what sam didn’t know, was that.. this colony eats borrowers..

and sam currently had a borrower in his possession — his partner, ponk.

so sam has to try and hide ponk while he heals from his injuries, until he’s able to be let go.

one day, sapnap accidentally sees ponk, but sam manages to play off the borrower as his pet, ignoring how sick he feels saying that.

luckily, sapnap buys the excuse.

meanwhile- karl ends up getting captured by borrowers, causing quackity to go and try to save him.

time passes, and karl manages to escape on his own, somehow-

only to get immediately captured once again, by sapnap.

at first sapnap just keeps karl as a pet of sorts, thinking, ‘hey, if sam had a pet, why can’t i?’

until, days later, he realizes that karl is sapient. uh oh.

karl is probably injured, for some reason, so, while combating his mini-crisis, he ends up going to sam for help, the only other rovenger he knows that could possibly help.

something something miscommunication, blah blah sam tries to subtly get karl away from sapnap, blah blah stuff happens and they both figure out the truth.

i never fleshed out what happened next, but basically- at some point, quackity reluctantly joins them, and sapnap gathers george and ant, tells them the truth about borrowers, and together, they all escape.

the next big fic would have been all of them reuniting,,, but i never fully fleshed out what happened there, either,, aside from certain scenes that wouldn’t make sense without context(that i don’t have).

i also had an idea for a lil fun festival fic,, and was also playing with the idea of /r beeduo? sad that i never got to that bit,, rip.

a last thing- was thinking of a sort of prison break arc, where the gang, plus some strangers, head back to the pandora colony,, and break all the borrowers out.

‘some strangers’, being puffy and foolish, btw-

never came up with a puffy design i liked,, but i’m real happy with this foolish design! basically he’s a hybrid of the demon-rovenger and the centaur-rovenger.

anyway- that’s about all i have for this au,,,

[firesnap]

The weakest thing in Ho16 was the lack of ClingyDuo interactions. The last time Tommy and Tubbo talked to each other about Wilbur's "plans" we saw Tubbo place a pretty hard boundary that he didn't want to to get mixed up in it -- he didn't want to be involved in anything to do with Wilbur at all regardless of Tommy.

Next thing we know Tubbo, Tommy and Ranboo are all mixed up in it and Tommy doesn't seem to realize it. Like, yeah, there's a bit of set up that Wilbur was trying to keep Tommy out of it as much as possible, but Tommy was still implied to have come around multiple times. Tommy saw the burger van. Tommy knew Wilbur was in some kind of food war thing with Quackity. We also know he'd been feeling a little left out of Tubbo's life, but to that extent? That he didn't know Tubbo was working with Quackity?

Like, I love that interpretation that ClingyDuo has more and more become representation of those people who are best friends for life even if their lives are in two separate places and when they see each other no time has passed and they're still loyal as hell. But, still, they were working in the same area. Tommy was, indirectly and maybe even unknowingly, helping out Ranboo too. It feels a bit of a loose end. I want Tommy to get a chance to react to stuff that happens around him more. His best friend flat out refused to help him with something because of Wilbur, but still gets involved in Wilbur's mess by helping the guy Tommy knew Tubbo had been fighting with just week before then.

And yeah, there's only so much Wilbur could include about other characters, especially since Tommy wasn't a focus, but the cast in Ho16 was so small that it makes a little more glaring that Tommy should have at least been more aware of all the people involved.

This post brought to you by missing ClingyDuo and cursing missed drama opportunities.

[cr0wbonezz-wr1ting-inc]

Matching minecraft skins!

Request: okay okay, hear me out...asking the dream team (maybe extra smp members👀) for matching minecraft skins?? only if you have time!!

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Pairing: Dream, GeorgenotFound, Sapnap & BadBoyHalo x Reader (separate)

Summary: Asking the Dream Team if they want to wear matching skins :3

Author’s note: this made my heart meeelttt  (´^ ｀♡) thank u so much for requesting this! (i might make a part 2 this is so cute) - enjoy!

Author’s note pt.2: Sorry this took so long, school stuff came in the way :(

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Dream:

- You and Dream were in a discord call together playing games when the idea suddenly popped into your head

- “Clay, do you want to wear matching minecraft skins?”

- “OH MY GOD”

- He loved the idea

- Aggressively grabbed his phone and went to twitter

- “does anyone know a good minecraft skin artist? i need some help here” 

- After a few minutes he found one and commissioned them 2 matching skins

- The next day he woke up and he got a DM saying the skins were ready

- He hopped on his computer and sent your skin to you

- After both equipping the skin you two decided to join the SMP 

- “Hello everyone! Look! We match!”

- Tommy and Quackity started making fun of you immediately

- Bad and Tubbo found it very cute

- Overall, a very cute and wholesome stream (❁´◡`❁)

GeorgenotFound:

- You were just scrolling through your phone when you saw something absolutely adorable

- It was a fan who made matching minecraft skins for you and George

- You texted him and asked him if he wanted to wear them

- he responded quite fast

- He loved the idea

- You both equipped it and went into a server 

- He made screenshot and posted it to twitter

- It went completely viral

- Tommy, being the child he is, called it gross

- Tubbo replied agreeing with him and Will told them both to shut up

- Dream was very jealous and asked George if he wanted to match as well

- George just replied with “No”

- Sapnap wouldn’t let him forget it for weeks

- It’s now one of his most liked tweets ever

Sapnap:

- You were hanging out with Sapnap at home when you saw fanart of you and him with matching outfits

- You showed him and he started smiling

- “We look really good in those clothes together, babe”

- An idea sprung into your head

- “Wouldn’t it be fun to have matching minecraft skins?”

- He gave it a thought for a second and got very giggly

- “Oooh~ That would be so cute, let’s do that”

- After searching for a little bit you found a skin that perfectly matched each other

- Sapnap got giddy with excitement

- “C’mon we have to put them on!” He tugged at your am and sped to his computer

- You jumped on a different computer he had and both equipped the skins

- After fooling around in game you guys decided to call Karl and Quackity to see their reaction

- They both picked up and Sapnap told them what you two did

- Karl found it very cute and really wanted to see

- Quackity started fake crying and accusing him of cheating

- Real talk, they thought it was cute

BadBoyHalo:

- He loves it when people draw fanart of you and him together

- He stalks you two’s shipname hashtag 24/7

- So when you asked him if he wanted matching skins he was estatic

- He already knew what artists to go to and basically threw his money at them

- When the artists were done he called you and told you to check Discord

- He sent you the file and you both equipped your skins

- When he first saw you with the skin he melted

- “Muffin! You look so cute!!”

- He decided to ask some people for their thoughts 

- He asked Skeppy first

- Bad idea

- “How could you, Bad?!”

- “I’m in a relationship!”

- “I thought we had something!”

- Queue a lot of bickering from both of them

- He asked Dream and George what they thought

- They both thought it was very cute

- “Hey Dream, do you wanna do this together?”

- “Hell yeah”

- They both pulled up in matching skins they next day

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Thank you for reading! Make sure you take care for yourself and your friends/family if you haven’t already today ! (♡ ⸂ ◡ ⸂♡)

m.list

[lasnevadaslaborunion]

In honor of Jack Manifold Lore, i still maintain he should've been part of Las Nevadas. I want to see him and Q bounce off of each other, and given literally everything about his character arc, themes, and personality, he would've been 100% receptive to the "join my country or else no one will ever give a shit about you" sales pitch. And then we could've got Syndicate!Niki vs LN!Jack, it would've been perfect!

YES. YOU UNDERSTAND ME. I was about to write a post about this exact subject!

These two have quite a lot in common. The heartbreak and resentment over being abandoned or forgotten, the need for revenge on the person they blame for their problems, the ineffectiveness of said revenge, the frustration over never being listened to, the introspection that gets so close to the point before souring again... I've joked before that if you gave the same basic character concept to Vince Gilligan and Dan Povenmire, you would get c!Quackity and c!Jack as a result. But their personalities and broader motives are distinct enough that they would blend well as a comedic pair of different shades of villainy. Dramatic little shits, they are <3

c!Quackity wouldn't have needed to do much to convince him to join. Like you say, c!Jack is a character who feels overlooked and resents never being taken seriously - demons that c!Q shares. I think he would be clever enough to see through overt attempts at manipulation, but assuming that c!Q approached him with an honest partnership, there's a good chance he would have accepted. Hell, they even had a business alliance while c!Jack was in charge of the Big Innit Hotel, so the connection is already there to build off of.

Speaking of the hotel, what kind of conflict would their respective bonds with c!Tommy cause? c!Quackity wants him close by and safe, and c!Jack wants him dead. (Well, not really... he wants to be noticed and cared for. But I digress.) So I'm picturing a goofy side plot where c!Quackity is trying to convince c!Tommy to join the country as well, only for c!Jack's various falling piano traps that just barely miss to interrupt their proceedings and drive the new recruit away ("Awful lot of safety violations, aren't there?"). That alone could have been an entire stream of shenanigans, and perhaps we could squeeze some c!Jack and c!Wilbur interactions out of it as well...?

And I love your idea about LN!Jack vs. Syndicate!Niki. Though I get why it happened meta-wise, it always felt a little strange to me that this anarchist organization investigated Snowchester, an isolated and unobtrusive commune, but left Las Nevadas, a growing and far more unethical presence, entirely alone. It would be amazing to see a plotline where c!Niki is sent to investigate this new country, only to find her old friend there and... thriving? Languishing? Just sort of chugging along at a boring day job? However well c!Jack is faring in an environment like Las Nevadas, they're bound to come into conflict. What do they each think of what the other has become? Does c!Niki wonder if c!Jack is really happy living in a gambling nation? Does c!Jack feel betrayed by c!Niki leaving him behind to join a society of anarchists? Maybe they try to revive their friendship. Maybe a clash between the factions separates them again, or maybe they believe they're just too different now, or maybe they make up and start meeting for cake and tea. Lots of potential.

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Dream SMP Recap (April 25/2021) - The Red Banquet

The day has finally come.

All the preparations have been completed. The invitations have been sent out. Everything has been leading up to this moment, and the Eggpire is ready to make their move.

It’s time for the Red Banquet.

A brief summary of the week’s total events can be found at the end of the post.

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VOD LINKS:

Captain Puffy

Badboyhalo

Antfrost

Eret

Skeppy

Ranboo

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- Puffy walks around on the surface. Everything is prepared, the armor is where it should be. She hopes everything will go well.

- Everyone is dressed up for the occasion (except George). Hannah, Niki, Fundy, Eret, George and HBomb are all there.

- Bad says hello to Ponk in the Egg Room. Ponk tells him that no one has arrived yet. Antfrost greets them by the entrance and they go up the stairs to find Niki waiting. 

- Puffy and the other guests soon enter the room as well. Antfrost points them towards a coat room where they can put all their items. Foolish arrives with the Rolexes. They drink some cider, head to the dance floor and play some tunes.

- Bad comes over and greets Puffy. Foolish informs Bad that he peed on the Egg. Sam also has a dumpy and HBomb has two of Fundy’s cocks. 

- Antfrost goes off to speak with Ponk alone and check for some last guests. They watch as George arrives.

Ant: “He looks sort of lost, but that’s okay -- we welcome everybody here.”

Ponk: “Hold up...I don’t know...hmm. Hmm...”

Ant: “I mean, he looks harmless enough.”

Ponk: “We need to get a real good look at him first. Quickly.”

Ponk: “I don’t know what that’s about.”

Ant: “I don’t know. Well, we’ll just keep an eye on him.”

Ponk: “Yeah...”

- They then go speak to HBomb and Niki. H hasn’t stopped dancing

HBomb: “I’m doing my best impersonation of a white dad.”

...

Ant: “Did you guys notice that the guy over there -- George -- just sort of wandered in? He seems sort of lost.”

Ponk: “I feel like he’s hiding something.”

- From the walls, Ranboo in a shadowy outfit can be seen watching. 

- HBomb is the DJ.

- Bad comes over to say that dinner is ready. Bad tells Puffy that they have shrimp cocktails and they all go to sit at the table. Some people are in jail and weren’t able to attend. Ponk cooked all the food.

- Bad welcomes the guests to give toasts to the meal.

First up is Foolish, who says that he hopes that after today, nobody has to say “turn a new leaf” or “let bygones be bygones” ever again. Everyone has come here in agreement in the hope of something new.

Next is Eret. 

Eret: “As the monarch of the SMP, it’s awesome to be able to maybe see the SMP going back to being reunified again, and seeing all of us not have to worry about fighting each other on different sides. I hope this is a new chapter of the entire community as a whole. Cheers to that.”

Then Ponk steps up. Long ago, an old, wise man told him “People change like the tides in the ocean.” Now he truly knows they do.

Puffy steps forward. Bad and Antfrost, she considers as friends, and the Egg has separated them. She hopes this brings them all together and makes the server more peaceful. 

George was asleep twenty minutes ago. He asks about the soup. Ponk says it’s made from organic, free-range beets.

Finally, Bad says he appreciates everyone coming. This is the perfect opportunity for everyone to come together and let bygones be bygones. To set aside past issues to grow and advance forward, even with the wrongs that have been done. 

- He nods to Antfrost, who breaks a block behind them, revealing a button. Antfrost presses it.

Bad: “I was very, very happy that we were able to gather everybody here together for what is, I’m sure, going to be a banquet that none of us are ever going...to...forget.”

- Lava starts pouring down from the ceiling, walling them in.

Bad: “Yep. Prepare to die.”

- Everyone panics. 

- Puffy tells Bad that she didn’t trust the Eggpire anyway, and planned for this. She removes the cover from the table and looks into the chest -- it’s empty.

- They watch as the Eggpire members all don the diamond armor that Puffy and Sam had prepared. Hannah says she had to do it, had to tell them. For the Egg.

- Sam says that he had another plan, because he didn’t trust the Eggpire. He’s tired of all this fighting, and it’s about time that they blow up the Egg for good this time.

- Sam flicks the TNT lever and the explosives rain down on the Egg. When they explode, though, the Egg turns into crying obsidian instead of getting destroyed, reverting back to normal Egg blocks after a few seconds.

- After Quackity’s attack, Bad and the others took preparations to make sure that the Egg wouldn’t be vulnerable to TNT anymore. Now, it’s time for the executions.

Bad: “You see, the Egg needs something, and it’s gonna get it from each of you. See, in order for the Egg to hatch, it needs energy. And it gets that energy by people dying near it. And that’s the role that you guys are gonna fill! We’re gonna kill you, one by one--”

Eret: “You’re a monster.”

Bad: “What’d you say, Eret?”

Eret: “You’re an absolute monster. How could you. We all trusted you, Bad!”

Ponk: “Trust! Okay, Eret. Keep talking. Keep talking about trust.”

Eret: “...That was a long time ago.”

- Bad says that Eret is the perfect person to sacrifice first! He leads Eret to a spot in front of the Egg lined with Netherite blocks.

- Foolish steps forward, saying he’s had enough. The Egg can shield itself against TNT, but can it withstand lightning?

- Nothing happens. Bad laughs.

Bad: “You really thought, Foolish? You thought you could enter the Egg’s domain and beat it in a battle of power? Come on...you’re in the Egg’s territory, Foolish.”

- The Egg is suppressing Foolish. Ant suggests they start with Foolish instead and take Eret’s life later.

- Puffy steps forward. She and Antfrost shout at each other. Puffy says she gave them chance after chance. Antfrost says that Puffy betrayed them first.

Ant: “Foolish, your own son, is about to be slaughtered because of you!”

Puffy: “I’m only one person!”

Foolish: “Puffy, Puffy, it’s okay, it’s not your fault--”

Puffy: “NO! It’s not alright!”

Ant: “Puffy, you could have stopped this if you had stayed with the Eggpire. But this is your fault.”

- Antfrost kills Foolish with a sword.

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CANON DEATH: FOOLISH

Cause: Sacrificed by Antfrost to the Egg

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- Everyone screams in horror. The Eggpire wonders who to kill next.

- Suddenly, Quackity shouts at them to stop and drops into the room. He tells Bad to calm down. He puts on diamond armor.

- Quackity tells them they’ve just killed a man, asking if this is what they wanted. Bad tells him that he’s doing all this for the Egg, for what the Egg can give them.

Quackity: “I’m telling you, Bad, you’re a pawn to power. You’re nobody, Bad. You’re working for something that, quite frankly, doesn’t even care about you. I mean look at the Egg, look at the Egg! Look at what it means! It doesn’t mean anything. It doesn’t mean anything, Bad. So how about...how about we just stop playing games.”

- As Quackity monologues, he subtly slips Puffy a Netherite axe, potion of strength and a golden apple.

- Bad can’t stop, or else he can’t get what he needs. 

Bad: “Guess what, Quackity. If you wanted to stop us, you should’ve brought more than just yourself. You should’ve brought an army.”

Quackity: “Guess what, Bad? I did! I did. In fact, I brought the next best thing...I brought my biggest enemy!”

- Technoblade logs on and drops into the room, his hoard of dogs following.

- Not only that...Quackity also went looking across the lands for the best mercenary he could find. Purpled drops into the room as well.

Bad: “We HIRED you to take out Puffy, and you join the enemy’s side?!”

Purpled: “Bad, to be frank with you, Quackity just had the better price.”

- Techno explains that he didn’t want to work with Quackity, but the Egg is too great a danger to the server and it’s against everything he stands for.

- Suddenly, Puffy jumps forward with her axe, attacking Ant. The Eggpire is shocked that she has a weapon.

Puffy: “You’ve taken my kindness for weakness, Antfrost!”

---

CANON DEATH: ANTFROST

Cause: Killed by Puffy with an axe

---

- A fight breaks out. Bad shouts for the remaining Eggpire members to retreat. They run out. Quackity orders Purpled to go track them down.

- Bad leads the Eggpire out. They can regroup later. For now, they have to run. They have to split up. They can’t get caught, they have to stay safe and go as fast as they can.

- Alone, Bad thinks to himself.

Bad: “This is such a trainwreck. This whole plan...everything was for this moment! And it’s gone! They -- they have the Egg now...they have it. What can I do? I can’t do anything! I need to get out of here. I need resources...”

“Wait, I know where I can go. I know who I can see...but the Egg, the Egg is -- it’s in their possession right now. What can I do? What can I do against it? I can’t do anything, they have it! I needed the Egg, I needed...I needed what it was gonna give. It was gonna help me get what I wanted, but now they have it...they have it...I just...I just wanted what...I just wanted what it could give me.”

“I didn’t really -- I didn’t really want to hurt anybody. I just wanted what it could give me, but...I don’t know. Did I screw up? Am I in the wrong here? I don’t know...I just need to go. I need to get out of here.”

- Bad starts rowing away into the ocean.

- Quackity asks Sam what to do next. The Egg is invincible.

- Purpled lost them in the labyrinth. Sam says he’ll build a prison for the Egg if he has to. He wants to find a way to destroy it, but for now they need to lock it away where it can’t be accessed.

- Quackity makes sure everyone is alright. They then exit the room through the whole in the wall. Quackity tells Techno to come with him and Sam to talk. They leave the others to escape the rest of the way.

- They make it to the surface, relieved. HBomb hands them all soup to remember the event by.

- Puffy goes off on her own down the Prime Path. While she talks to herself, Ranboo walks down the path with potion particles coming off of him.

Puffy: “What did I do? What -- I...My son died! And I killed my best friend! I...I need to find Foolish. I...I don’t even know who I am anymore. The life I swore to protect, I didn’t at all, and then I took one myself! I don’t even...I...I can’t do this anymore. I just...can’t.”

- Eret mourns Foolish after the events of the Banquet. Foolish sacrificed his life for Eret, so at the very least he should be commemorated.

Eret: “I don’t even feel like I knew him that well...which makes things even harder. He’s helped me out with so many things, just from the kindness of his heart. He claimed to know me. He claimed to know a me which I don’t even remember... And he sacrificed himself for me.”

“At the very least, I need to commemorate his sacrifice, I...I should’ve been the one to die, not him.”

- Eret builds a Totem statue in his fortress. 

RIP Foolish I’ll miss you, old friend.

- Eret builds a replica of the Egg in their museum.

- Ranboo logs on in his house. He decides to go around the main area today and fix some stuff. His inventory is quite empty, so he grabs stacks of grass blocks from a chest and heads out.

- He heads over to the main area and remarks that the server is beginning to look okay now that the Blood Vines are gone.

- He notices some posters for the Red Banquet.

Ranboo: “Oh, that was today! ...Cool!”

- He carries on and runs into Sam near the Community House. They exchange some steak. Sam says he’s collecting materials for the bank, as people need it now more than ever. 

- Sam suggests Ranboo invest money and charge cash for his hotel. Ranboo points out that they already have currency in the form of emeralds and diamonds. Sam explains his waiver idea for the bank.

- Also, Sam needs to build a vault. People can come and rent a spot to lock away important items. 

- Ranboo asks if you can lock away people in the vault. Sam says that’s what Pandora’s Vault is for already.

- Sam mentions that they’ll put the Egg in there. Ranboo asks what makes this different from regular storage. Sam says it’s more secure.

- Sam and his associates will be there day and night to actively defend everyone’s belongings. Ranboo asks how many guards Sam has under his command. Sam says quite a few.

- Why now? Sam says there’s no time like right now and quotes Oogway.

- Sam doesn’t plan on charging interest. He just wants to establish a better system of trade on the server.

- Ranboo explains to chat that he can use this system to make infinite money by trading emeralds and diamond armor.

- What if someone is, say, already quite rich on the server? Sam says the trade and the guard of supplies is most important. 

- Ranboo asks how fragile the system would be. What would it take to bring it down?

- Sam says a whole nuke. Ranboo replies that he was thinking systematically. He asks how the Great Depression happened and Sam explains inflation and the circumstances for economic crises. 

- Sam gives Ranboo a “prototype Sam dollar.” (One iron ingot)

- They go to Hannah’s house to steal and then find an anvil in the spider spawner to name the ingot “Smollar.” They go down the tunnel and Sam says that Ranboo shouldn’t go down to the Egg Room. It’s under quarantine.

- He’s planning on moving the Egg and asks if Ranboo heard what happened. Ranboo didn’t. Sam fills him in in the Egg Room. Ranboo is curious about the Egg turning into obsidian and picks up a piece of the Blood Vines, suggesting Sam do some experiments.

- They exit the Egg Room and find some strange llamas. Ranboo shoves a chest in Drip Llama.

- Ranboo, Sam, and Foolish breed a ton of llamas to begin the Industrial Revolution.

- Bad comes over and becomes one with the llamas to cope. Foolish turns into a L’manburg Llama and is promptly slaughtered by Ranboo.

- Ranboo, Bad and Foolish create a gigantic llama train.

Upcoming Events:

- Quackity’s business opening

- Tommy’s plan

- Tales From the SMP: “Space Race”

- Dream’s lore video

- The Banquet aftermath

---

END OF WEEK RECAP:

4/19 - Nothing much happens.

4/20 - Nothing much happens.

4/21 - HBomb makes a diamond game, Jack plans to open a pub sidechain for his hotel business

4/22 - Tubbo shows Tommy how to make TNT cannons

4/23 - Puffy, Foolish, Hannah and Sam meet on Cloud Prime to discuss the Banquet, Ranboo’s Enderwalk Saga: “The Lessons”

4/24 - HBomb’s diamond game, George’s anniversary dream, Bad hands out invitations

4/25 - THE RED BANQUET.

[technowoah]

Cant Handle This

Quackity's facade keeps breaking, and he tries to keep the pieces together. You're the only one who can make him show his true self

- Quackity x gen neutral reader

- this is a long one yall.

Now playing...

Can't Handle This (Kanye Rant)

Bo Burnham

0:01 ─●──────── 3:29

⚠︎ swearing, angst, mentions of mcyttwt, based on the song above, and ofc its not proofread

Part of my Inside Special!

Quackity sat in his chair currently streaming right now, he seemed like he was having a good time from your spot on his bed. You were currently laying on his bed after he invited you here to relax.

You two had laid in his bed just enjoying eachothers company until he got a call from Tommy saying he was ready for the lore stream which sent Alex into a frenzy. Alex sent out a quick "Im sorry" about the lateness of his stream and then quickly set everything up.

He then started to stream which left you alone on the the bed to your own devices. You were scrolling through Twitter looking at Alex's fans talk about what's happening on the stream and posting screenshots of his character and himself.

You admired him from afar as he ended the lore part of his stream, he took time to type on his phone to text you that he decided to stream longer to talk to his fans. He looked to you and you have him a nod with a smile and he gave one back.

"Hey guys! That's the end of the lore!" He exclaimed to his chat as he types at his computer setting a new background.

You continued to listen to him praise his chat for supporting him and making him be able to make those types of streams. You were always proud of Alex no matter what he did, you were always his number one supporter no matter what happened in reality or on the internet.

"So anyways! I wanted to talk to you guys! How are you all?" He smiled at his camera looking back and forth from his chat.

◇T0mm71nn1t: THE STREAM WAS SO GOOD QUACKITY

"Oh thank you! Im glad I could share this with you. It takes so much to put into these movite type streams, so I know now it is all worth it."

Quackity's pov. . .

He felt so overwhelmed, he shouldn't have began to stream again. The stress of putting everything together, plus being late to the stream made him rush into it more. He just wanted to lay back down with his lover who was enjoying watching him stream, and that's the goal he wants. His goal was to entertain, it was his job and he doesn't want to fail, he doesn't want to crack.

◇Mayatooni3: WE LOVE YOU QUACKITY

◇catiiequak: QUACKITY ITS MY BIRTHDAY CAN I GET A HAPPY BIRTHDAY??

◇yriaaolic: 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

"Happy Birthday!" He said seeing the comment pass in a second. "Happy Birthday to anyone who's Birthday it is today."

Right now it was hard. It was hard to keep up when there was always a constant demand, the constant need to be perfect, his past being brought up, and trying to one-up his content everytime. He loved this, but at the same time it had the same weight as a job.

In the back of his mind he knew the "When is Quackity streaming???" is mostly lighthearted, he never wants to leave.

"Quack are you okay? Im fine! Just thinking about how to get something to eat at 2am." He laughed lying to his fans, he wanted to stop this stream.

He kept looking over to his lover lying their head on his pillow scrolling through their phone and alternating their vision from him and their phone. He always caught a glimpse of their small smile everytime he looked. He was doing something right.

"Do yall think Taco Bell is open? The only problem I have is that Im fucking starving."

He paused for a moment taking a deep breath trying to keep his emotions down. The stress was getting to him, and he fucking knew it, but he didnt stop. He was going to get burnt out eventually and stop streaming and YouTube all together, but he needed this. He needed a break, he needed to take time for himself and stop putting on a happy face when he isnt.

TTS ◇pulixsaxe: "Did you see what was happening on Twitter quackity?"

"Wait what's happening on Twitter?" He asked with a weary laugh.

I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are

Pringle cans, and burritos

The truth is, my biggest problem's you,

Your eyes widened as he mentioned Twitter. Truth be told he was trending because of his stream, yes, but also they brung up stuff from his past again in the wake of another content creator's past or present being brought up. You hadn't paid attention to that, you were only getting fueled up from Twitter bringing up an issue that he already had addressed.

Tempted to speak and tell him its fine, he already spoke up before you.

"I bet it's fine! I dont wanna... I don't need to look." He said with a smile. He always had that smile on.

Either it was a full smile or a half smile. It never left his face and it comforted you somehow. Maybe it was that you were his significant other, but you always wondered if anyone saw the same things as you. The things like his smile that never left his face.

"Yeah! I dont need to look at that." He waved his hand dismissing the comment away. He then sighed letting his shoulders relax as you saw his smile fade and his eyes close for a second and immediately put that small smile back on his face while his eyes were glossy, but bright.

He needed to end this stream soon. You saw his face fall then in a split second come back to life except his eyes were glossy with tears. You wondered if anyone else noticed.

"I want to please you

But I want to stay true to myself

I want to give you the night out that you deserve"

His eyes tearful as he tried to blink them away trying to not make a scene.

"Sorry! Allergies ugh!" He said as he wiped his tears away claiming them as allergies.

"Are you crying? No! Im not a pussy!" He yelled at his chat in a joking manner.

He was crying and he felt weak. He felt emotionally weak, and weak as in not strong, he didn't feel strong and his lover who was sitting on his bed with a concerned look on their face always told him that it's okay to feel weak. The only meaningful thing is how you pick yourself up, they always told him, bur now he felt at rock bottom.

He wanted to give his fans "himself", the goofy, lovable, loud, quick-witted, Quackity. But then again his lover always told him to separate Quackity from Alex. He wanted to give himself to his audience, he wanted to be authentic and share himself, but he cant. Alex isn't all laughs, he is serious, calmer, and when he gets on the screen is when he lets it all out then goes back to his more calmer self. That's not what they want.

"But I want to say what I think

And not care what you think about it"

Giving himself meant dialing back, he wants to tell how hes actually feeling, he wants to say what he thinks about Twitter, what he thinks about certain friends, about his fanbase, and then leave it alone. He wanted to delete social media and then speak his mind without knowing what anyone is saying about it. It was paradise to him, but of course it cant be that way and that's what he hates. He feels like a actor when he really wants to be himself.

"A part of me loves you,"

Alex loved his fanbase, he had such a supportive fanbase that loved his content. Some of them did atleast he didn't fully know, but they gave him the courage to do this time and time again knowing that his content is at least taking them from the harsh reality of real life for a few minutes or hours. This was the reason he did this, for them.

Alex would never admit this but they boosted his ego too, it would for anyone. The fact that there were people who wanted and enjoyed content from him made him feel good about himself.

"part of me hates you"

He hated the contant criticisms, he hates that they feed his ego so much that it makes him want to stream more to feel good about himself and to make people get away for awhile. Alex knew inside of his heart he couldn't truly hate his fanbase, they gave him everything he ever wanted. He hates them for that and that's such a scary thing. He never fails to wonder if he did the things to deserve all the love and hate he gets.

"Part of me needs you,"

They feed his ego, they make him want to go above and beyond. Alex knows that his fanbase is the reason he is here in this chair infront of three expensive monitors. He knows that this is some sort of a job that he needed. He needed the push to keep going and that was them, it was the 200k people watching his stream watching him answer questions about him and

"part of me fears you"

He was fearful of loosing himself to them. Loosing his authenticity to them was something he feared. He didnt want his funny, loud persona to consume him and make him forget about Alex instead of Quackity. He fears what they think as well, he claims he doesnt care, but he does he wants to please them. It feels like two parts of his brain fighting about if he should care or not.

"And I don't think that I can handle this right now"

The text-to-speech bot continued to speak out people's comments that theu paid for while he sat there quietly. He bit his bottom lip trying to not break down infront of everyone he needed to be strong. He needed to be strong.

If he looked up at the camera everyone would see his tears, they would see him breaking.

He played it off as he brough his shirt up to wipe the tears away, claiming it as sweat.

"Im good! Im sorry I spaced out for a second." He shook his head.

He saw you look at him with that same concerned look on your face. As he switched his gaze between you and his computer, he felt his tears come back again.

"I don't think that I can handle this right-"

"Alex." You tried to get his attention.

"Yeah guys Im fine!"

"Alex"

"I don't think that I can handle this right-"

"I have plans later for another lore stream, so Ill start doing that later tonight."

"ALEX!" You yelled and his head turned around to face you.

"What?" He laughed, biting his lip again.

You couldn't stop him doing this, you could try to course him into going to bed, but right now you couldn't find the words. You just stared at him while he looked at you with a somber smile trying to tell you that he was okay.

He felt his mind telling himself that he need to rest. He wouldnt allow himself to and thats why he was breaking down.

"I don't think that I can handle this right-"

Alex was blinking rapidly trying to keep his breathing and tears at bay while he answered his fans.

"My allergies are fine! And I drank water today."

◇moonchild21: WE LOVE YOU

◇sopusand: Why do you look like that?

◇wuackityoo: are you crying??

"Crying is for the weak! I am a strong manly man! Im crying cause I noticed how alpha I am!" He tried to play it off as a "Im a man" joke but you could see right through it.

"I don't think that I can handle this right-"

"I don't think that I can handle this right-"

You had sent a quick text to Alex which told him to end the stream for his own mental health, but he left the message unread. He began sniffing and the wiping his eyes again. It was a wreck and you couldn't seem to stop it without literally dragging him out of his chair.

Meanwhile the screens were getting to Alex. Alex's eyes were getting tired of the bright screens and the rapid messages that popped up on the screen overwhelmed him for what it seemed like the first time ever in his strraming career. He wanted to give them the fun night they deserved and wanted, but he knows it's getting hard to. He dosent know how long he can keep this up.

As Alex kept joking around about his eyes and physical state the chat was filled with "LMAO" and "HAHAHA" which fuled him more and then at the same time makes him want to stop.

Look at them, they're just staring at me, like

"Come and watch the skinny kid with a

Steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts

To give you what he cannot give himself"

He cannot give himself the luxury of happiness. As he went on with his career it became more and more like a chore, there was mostly down days and of course there were up days, but recently Alex gave his fans the happiness and laughes they wanted while when he turned off the camera he couldn't replicate that same energy as he had before.

It messed him up, he felt himself become separated from his streaming. He wasn't being himself anymore he was being Quackity and that became more apparent as the days passed. He wanted to be himself on camera and at first thats what he thought he was doing. He was himself then it turned into a persona.

Alex wasn't okay and he he needed to take a break from the internet for a while, but he tries to act like he dosent have a dilemma going on inside of his head everytime he sits in this seat. Its for the fans.

"Think that I can handle this right-

I don't think that I can handle this right-

They don't even know the half of this right-

They don't even know the half of it"

"Alex you need to end the stream. Please?"

He looked towards you again where you moved your position from the middle of the bed to sitting up on the end of the bed.

"Ive told you millions of times." He paused for a moment looking down at his lap before looking back up to you. "Im-Im okay." He nodded trying to convince you.

"But I know I'm not a doctor, I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show

I should probably just shut up and do my job, so here I go"

"Cant you belive them!" He laughed to his camera. You scoffed at his comment but still kept an eye on him as he talked.

You didnt need to baby him at all, but right now you were worried about your lover.

Alex continued talking and talking, which you drowned out. You were focused on his face and how he faltered time to time just showing a small frown.

He laughed and showed them a good time even though he was hurting. He kept going and going and you were convinced he was going to hold out until you heard him sniff multiple times while trying to make a joke about the new Minecraft update and how the glow squid has no use.

"Stupid ass squid! Why- why? Its no use expect for glowing ink. Who voted for that!?"

You can tell them anything if you just make it funny, make it rhyme

And if they still don't understand you, then you run it one more time

"Dumbass squid!" He pulled up a picture if the squid as he yelled at it.

You began to worry even more as you saw tears running down his face. He quickly tried to wipe them away, but he knew everyone saw.

Handle this right

You don't even know the half of this right now

Right now (Haa!)

Now

Handle this right

I'll handle this right, I handle this right now

Alex leaned back in his seat and had a blank stare towards the monitor. Looked down for a second and then you heard sobbing coming from his spot. Alex had his head in his hands and was crying harshly into them.

He had finally broken, he couldn't stop the tears from coming and the loud sobs that came from his mouth. He was trying to desperately breathe in to be able to sob, but ended up hiccuping while doing so.

Your eyes widened as you rushed to him resting your hand on his knees and you kneeling infront of him.

"I cant do fu-fucking anything!" He yelled into his hands.

"Hey! I know. Its okay." You tried to console him.

"Its not I try so hard! And I-"

You cut him off. "You are a hard worker Alex and you deserve a week or two off. Take care of you self babe." You stood up bringing his hand with you and trying to make him stand up. He followed your movements and stood up with you putting his head on your shoulder crying into it.

"I just ca-cant right now!"

"You dont have to do anything right now babe."

"Im sorry!" Alex sobbed.

"Dont be." You said bluntly trying to get your lover to calm down.

You rubbed his back soothingly as he sniffled into your shoulder. "Im sorry for ruining your shirt." He tried to laugh through his tears.

"Dont be sorry! Please. You just need rest okay?" You kissed his forehead and he nodded in response.

Alex raised his head up an started to pepper kisses all over your face as you laughed. He gave you one last peck on the lips as he walked away to quickly change into night clothes. You smiled as he laid underneath the covers and continued to softly cry into his sheets. At least he was in bed and not makijg himself even worse.

He couldn't stop the tears from flowing, it was like a flood that could only be stopped with time. He felt like a boulder was lifted off his shoulders only to be replaced with smaller rocks. The smaller rocks was the guilt he held. He felt guilty of making his lover worry about him, he didnt want you to worry.

You rushed over to his desk and turned off the stream and his computers not even bothering to give them a goodnight or goodbye. After the computer lights were turned off it was quite dark in the room except for small light.

Finally you were where you wanted to be all day, in bed with Alex. But this wasnt the predicament you wanted.

"Forgive me. I just cant do shit right can I?" His eyes were still full of tears and he was getting tired.

"Alex dont listen to anyone but yourself." You tried to console him.

"That's what I'm telling myself."

Silence filled the room as you looked at him through tearful eyes of your own.

"Alex, you're so amazing and I cant even tell you how much I appreciate you, and how much you change my life. You do so much shit right its scary sometimes. Some days I think you're perfect, but there's-"

"There's no such thing as perfect." Alex finished your sentence.

"Exactly! Even the best people have their downfalls, they just dont show it. And Alex I know you struggle with that! All I can say is that I love you for you." You finished.

"Can I talk to you about my dilemmas?" He tried to laugh again.

"Tomorrow we can talk. We both need the rest." You said to him as he closed his eyes and nodded in response. He gave you a kiss on you lips before laying back down to sleep.

"Thank you."

"Thank you

Good night

I hope you're happy"

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