#22asks

[washedupat-22]

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yo you can call me 22, WUA22, whatever tbh i dont really mind ey/he adult (no im not 22 its just a tv girl lyric) i write a shit ton and im more than happy to indulge if you drop an idea into my askbox

wss, dwt fans and minors/ageless blogs dni thank you very much

info and boundaries following cut

fair warning: i am unfamiliar with A LOT of qsmp characters. i never really watched any of the streams and mostly just enjoyed the lore from a semi-outsider's perspective, so if i dont have many opinions on/much knowledge of a character, that's why i also know ✨fuck all ✨ about arkanis so if i dont have any opinions on the chars, you know why ^^ this is not to say dont talk to me about other qsmp/arkanis members!! please!! i would love to learn more about these fuck ass cubitos!! horny post in my inbox about some hyper obscure, only seen in the background of one stream for less than 5 seconds, AK npc!! i will just have minimal to say in regards of my own opinions as i have none

boundaries:

literally shit just im okay with/not okay with you dropping in my ask box

yes: consensual somno, a/b/o, breeding kink, ovipos, consensual misgendering

maybe: cnc (heavily), monsterfucking (a little), pregnancy (heavily)

no: outright noncon/anything nonconsensual, nonconsensual forcefem/forcemasc, piss/scat/fart, minors/eggs, raceplay, ageplay, fatshaming/fatphobia, misogyny, anything to do with qjaiden, wilbur or forever, anything to do with feet

^^ will be updated. if you send something involving one of the more obscure kinks and it doesn't get answered then check back here and it might get added yall can safely assume that im cool with stuff like bondage, blindfolding, gagging, etc., i just didnt add them here bc i feel like theyre pretty common in fiction/not all that niche !! i dont write rpf fics but im openly down bad for the streamers so ur more than welcome to drop some shit in the askbox

character/ship tags:

characters are assigned to diff emojis, ship tags r gonna be "emoji/emoji" (and extending for poly ships i see you fitpacmike nation) ship tags to be formatted in a similar way to general ship names (youll see) to be updated as i get comfortable writing more characters

q.slime - qslime q.mari - qmariana q.cell - qcellbit q.roier - qroier q.fit - qfit q.pac - qpac q.mike - qmike q.quackity - qquackity q.phil - qphil

slime.riana - slime + mariana cellb.oier - cellbit + roier fit.pac - fit + pac pac.mike - pac + mike fit.mike - fit + mike fit.pac.mike - fit + pac + mike quack.cicle - quackity + slime

other tags

#yammerat22 - general tag #22asks - ask tag #22writes - anything to do with things ive written/what im currently writing #22unfinished - anything i write that i decide to discontinue/give up with/etc. #22crushes - me being beyond down bad for the streamers #slactation - posts about "i need more than water, baby" aka the slactation fic

[dougmeet]

"Monty Hall's problem could well be a puzzle based on creating an agreement named once host, Monty Hall. That's what emerges from a reader's letter quoted in the "ask Marilyn" column of Parade magazine in 1990. The probabilities given depend on specific assumptions about how the host and the competitor choose their doors. It is important to note that, under these standard conditions, there is more information about gates 2 and 3 that were not available at the beginning of the game, when Gate 1 was chosen by the player: did not chosen to eliminate, but not that chosen by the original applicant. Another point of view is that the gate change is a different action than the random choice between the two remaining gates, since the first action uses the previous information and the last one does not use them. Other possible behaviors than the one described can reveal different additional information, if any, and generate different probabilities. About 10,000 readers, including nearly 1,000 PhDs, have been published in the magazine, they are so delusional. Simple checks, simulations and formal mathematical proofs, many people still do not accept changing providers.

[shehab]

A new Dr. Dre-produced track titled “Ask Yourself A Question” was flown out by private jet from Los Angeles to a pressing plant in Grover, North Carolina at 3:00 a.m. on Monday morning in order to make the final cut on Kurupt’s upcoming double-album “Kuruption.”

How Hip-Hop Producers Lost Their Power

[washedupat-22]

Q! Slime and Q! Philza

-fallen angel anon

haii!! always lovely 2 see u on my posts :3

qslime? fuckkkk i love qslime he's strange in the sense that "oh wow that sure is a guy!!! i think!!! wait what the fuck is that" he can 100% mimic people and look exactly like humans, which is what he used to do at the start of the server, but he let it slip one too many times that he's noooot exactly human and atp he's mostly given up on trying to hide it he has "periods" though it's typically regarded among slime creachures as an egg cycle and he has to lay his eggs bi-monthly ^_^ he usually lays them in a plastic bin type thing and then crushes them, lest he have a bunch of kids running around the place. will sometimes lay in mariana if he's truly desperate but usually makes her push em out as soon as theyre done fucking (despite her protests) tentacle dick that he can mold into any shape he wants. pretty average size but like. you dont see mariana complaining do you oh and how could i forget the slactation. it's not just an automatic thing when he gets horny you gotta play with him for a bit first but like. yeah its a thing!! turns into an aphrodisiac when he gets drunk

i can't say i've thought much about qphil tbh but i can guarantee u that he's also an egger loves it when his wings get preened and they are hypersensitive when he gets horny ^_^ he gets his egg cycle around every month aside from winter (same for all birds)

all the eggers of the server never get horny during their laying periods, their mind is always just "get these the fuck out of me" because thankfully their biology knows better than to do anything else. you can tell when theyre getting close to laying because they become more irritable and emotional (i cast pms onto thee) and they overall just generally look/feel a bit feverish

for the first little while on the server, all the eggers became shut ins when they got to laying because holy fuck thats embarrassing but now theyve opened up a bit more and everyones pretty chill with it. guys gotta lay nothing wrong with that