thecoddaughter

[thecoddaughter]

you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.

[thecoddaughter]

hot flaming take i’m abt to slap you with: it’s not acceptable to punish children for their grades, no matter the circumstances.

[thecoddaughter]

I love you realism in hermitcraft fanfics. I love you seasons in the hermitcraft I love you more animals in hermitcraft I love you real food and cooking and needing to drink water to live and non-minecraft mechanics I love you still being shaken up after respawning I love you proper days and nights and hot and cold and dreams and little moments. I love hermits changing clothes and making bowls and forks and trading with villagers and singing and dancing and being real. I love worldbuilding based on hermitcraft.

[thecoddaughter]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[thecoddaughter]

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

[thecoddaughter]

im uh...a very SPECIFIC kind of gay

[thecoddaughter]

Accent mimicry is an ADHD symptom that’s not talked about enough

It’s so annoying. I hate being in public and talking to someone who has an accent that isn’t normal for my area or for someone who looks me cause I have to fight the urge/impulse to mimic and I often am losing the fight.

I also hate getting stuck in an accent for absolutely no reason. I’m currently stuck in a sorta French accent that I believe was started by attempting to mimic a Scottish accent (cause I’m in a call with someone who has a strong accent) and then it delved into something else and I’ve been stuck talking like this for last hour, hour and a half

Only upside is that I’ve been told my accent is fairly accurate so that’s cool.

[thecoddaughter]

just to watch it glow

[thecoddaughter]

back in cold weather (which I love) however my nose is stuffy, my lips are chapped, and my car is in the shop sooooo I’m a lil thrown

[thecoddaughter]

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO

[thecoddaughter]

Thanks hun. This was fun.

Here is how I outwardly appeared:

Here is reality:

Moral of the story get a therapist and meds and cry with friends instead of alone. Also dye your hair ginger.

Picrew tag game!- Create yourself now vs how you looked when you were a kid

Link

I was tagged by @cutebisexualmess for this but the chain was too long so I'm restarting!

If only that little girl could see me now (she'd probably think I was cool tbh)

uhm tagging: @b3achfagz (ik you dont do tag games so u can just ignore this but i though u might find it cool) @cassiecryptic @viktheviking1 @depressedgremlinbitch @ramencat12 @inkyslimee @the-horrifying-digital-circus @patipati @cute--thing @musicalsiphonophore @tastetherainbow290 @disenchantedwarlock @bookishcatcafe and anyone else who sees this and thinks it looks cool!!

[thecoddaughter]

Me 2020: missed the dsmp era (busy rewatching dumb and dumber’s survival worlds and avatar)

Me 2025: grown fond of Tubbo and Tommy over the last 2 years watching the scene unfold

[thecoddaughter]

Evil Anvil has permanently changed my brain chemistry about the ending of limited life

[thecoddaughter]

Guys… I’m writing stardew valley fanfiction. It’s not completed or pubbed yet but stay tuned.

Plot synopsis: Farmer (Andrea) used to spend summers at Grandpa’s farm and when she finally returns 12 years after his death most of her former friends don’t recognize her. Craving that fresh start, she lies to everyone about who she is. The only people to recognize her being Willy and Shane. Except Shane wants nothing to do with her. Feeling expediently lonely, Andrea and Harvey get married Winter of year 1. Slowly a world of chaos is introduced as people find out the truth, Shane gets sober, and Andrea realizes she made a grave mistake.

[thecoddaughter]

You ship Sam and Evan for the tenderness, I ship Sam and Evan because the idea of celebrity talk show host Sam Britain introducing her boyfriend Evan Kelmp to a bunch of British celebrities is so fucking funny to me. Evan Kelmp standing next to Sam on the red carpet and getting a microphone shoved in his face and saying something so unhinged that it overshadows the whole Emmys. Evan Kelmp charged with aggravated assault after being startled on date night by a papparazzo. Tabloid headlines reading "Sam Britain stands by her man after brutal attack on The Sun photographer." Do you see the vision.

[thecoddaughter]

i have officially started winter break and the executive dysfunction is working in seven different directions. i have no motivation to clean. no motivation to write. i read a lil but don't want to read more. ehhhhhhhhhhh!

[thecoddaughter]

The executive dysfunction is in fact making me dysfunctional.