#proud of this shit

[northernfireart]

read the whole story> here by @clarionglass :)

[gronjon44]

#Pride may be over but the gays are winning and Disney is getting their shit rocked

[ace-lemonade]

most anime characters would simply bring out the sword and slice, but laios? man just gets on all fours and barks like a dog

truly no one is doing it like him

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[littlelightfish]

Them <3

[esteebarnes94]

I don't think the Minecraft movie can be salvaged, but if it did still have to be a Jumanji-esque isekai couldn't it be about some depressed old middle-aged guy rediscovering his childhood and getting in touch with the wonder he experienced playing the game as a kid? Him entering his old world and being found by the villagers he used to trade with, who happily welcome him but also hurriedly explain the situation with the pillagers conquering the world since he left? The pillagers who came from villagers he used to interact with, who felt abandoned when he stopped playing? And the story is about how the world we experience is formed by our actions and our hope and we have to try? To love life as it is? And to form community and connection? And how at the end of the day the universe may be cruel and unforgiving but it's also a place where we can make our dreams realities? And how when it comes to our defeatism and nihilism, sometimes all we need is to reach out and wake up?

Edit: Lol I forgot Minecraft wasn't that old. Forget the middle-aged bit.

[rhupi]

Au where obito got a crush on the new guy (sukea) and is just a guy failure abt it.

[equinoxette]

they should've hugged!!

[paimt]

its just supervised phone calls like

in the wise words of stan himself: give me money

[inkpotsprite]

This is so funny without context.

[whoseblogisitanyways]

tag yourself: intrepid heroes' alter emos as ppl who went to my public high school

[cosmicwhoreo]

Moon Pearl

hwat if BP finally reformed after years of grief and took her mum's place as the new embodiment of the Almighty Sea~?

But, be wise to not mistake this change of mind as passive. For she is as beautiful as she is volatile, sailors of all stripes being cautioned to offer tribute to the sea for the promise of a safe voyage.

[mer-se]

Isabella stewart gardner museum

(yesterday was a perfect day. 🖤)

[lukellios]

What a difference six years makes

[starmonsterrr]

[ * Never felt more free in my life ]

[forgetriestowrite]

kinda love how Nick and Taliesin are playing their characters and reminding us that Pelor is not just "Don't fucking look into the sun or you'll blind yourself" and droughts and stuff, he's also the thing that warms the earth and the thing that reminds people to keep going and daylight after a long moonless night

and Melora is not just the thing that saved Fjord and makes trees grow and is loving and kind, she's also the kind of ocean that breaks boats and she is quicksand and poison ivy and natural selection and she does not (usually) pick favorites because nature waits for no one