#dick would be proud

[inkpotsprite]

This is so funny without context.

[farshootergotme]

Damian can't use the "you're not my dad" card with Bruce so he instead says "you're not my Batman". It works like a charm.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

So I was scrolling along and accidentally clicked on a tag of some post. But it opened with this as the banner and I thought it was perfect. 🧡

SUCK IS DICK SUNDAY

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Tim: I won't have to fight alone, we have lots of teammates

Dick: Yes

Tim: I can just run away

Dick: correct

Tim: and come and hit them in back of the head later

Dick: .... Sure

Tim: and scam them!

Dick: wait-

Tim: AND STEAL ALL THEIR MATERIAL POSSESSIONS!

Dick: hold on

[heroesriseandfall]

I’m dying at Bruce giving Robin Dick good grades in his head

Dick, on the other hand, gives his feedback out loud 👍

Batman and Robin: Year One #1

[dismas-n-dismay]

Marcille could survive Chimera Falin, Falin could not survive Scylla Marcille- let’s get that straight. The difference is that Marcille doesn’t get honed in to her monsterfucker tendencies until she sees Chimera Falin whereas Falin would have imagined Scylla Marcille hundreds of times and would have snapped upon seeing it in real life and went to go kiss her gf while telling everyone not to worry about Marcille killing like 5 people because she’s the wife

And you KNOW Scylla Marcille would be whipped for Falin, don’t play with me Ryoko Kui told me herself

[whipbogard]

Concept: Dickie Grayson-Nygma and Jason Dent. Elaborate flirting via riddles (comprised of very silly puns because being raised by Eddie would only enable Dick more). Eddie and Harvey getting roped into frequent team-ups by their sons. Also maybe Eddie and the boys facilitating BruHarv shenanigans.

Ngl anon while this idea had me screaming since I first laid my eyes on it in my inbox, I was stumped for the longest time because I'm really bad at designs LOL

But yesterday while I was watching RuPaul Drag Race Season 7 finale and saw Max strutted down the runway in this outfit, I got heavily inspired 😲💕

I am not a fan of green so I thought swapping out his main colour with Eddie would be better like how I did with Jason and Harvey. Also green hot pants would be more fitting in honour of his OG Robin's scaly panties imo ❤

Anyway! Presenting to you: RICHIE NYGMA

Taking codename and pun suggestions because I'm sucky like that lol

Jason Dent: You would be so much more attractive if you know how to shut up 😑

Eddie: We're going to be in-laws!! Isn't that splendid?! 🤭 Harvey: shut uP

[kens-ramblings]

so ik i’ve seen a lot of hcs for what the batfam would listen to in the bat mobile and for tim a lot of people say that he listens to podcasts. which like yes i can see that but i also think if he is like podcasted out(bc i get that way so i think he does too) he listens to like cunty, trashy music in it. like they are on their way to a drug bust and tim is on aux and all the sudden you hear like ayesha erotica playing. and the goons are like “oh shit it’s spoiler!!! ,,,,, is that red robin????” so here is a list of artists/songs i think tim fucks w/ hard core when he is on patrol.(to preface he avoids pop-punk on patrol if he knows people will hear his music bc tim drake-wayne is known for enjoying it in my head so red robin is when he lets out the more suprising side of his music taste)

ayesha erotica(as stated)

kesha

mindless self indulgence

6arelyhuman

ppcocaine

slayyyter

conceited by flo milli

tia tamara by doja cat

lady gaga

kim petras

it girl- sped up ver by aliyah’s interlude

charlie xcx

[theaceofarrows]

Bruce: [over commes] Everyone into positions. We move in on my signal

Dick, Damian and Tim: Copy that

Bruce: 1... 2-

[Jason, walking out of a warehouse while whistling and tossing his helmet up and down]

Dick: Uhh, I'm not the only one seeing this, right?

Tim: B, I thought you said he was being held hostage by Penguin?

Damian: [scoffs] Which is entirely shameful

Bruce: He was...

Jason: [coming up to them] Well, it took you dumbasses long enough

Dick: We thought you were a hostage, Hood!

Jason: Oh, yeah, I was

Bruce: How did you escape?

Jason: I just distracted Cobblepot and his goons while I slipped the restraints

Jason: Told them about the that time Robin and I duct taped Red Robin to a support beam in the attic and left him there for hours while periodically bringing him water and dry Lucky Charms

Bruce: You WHAT-

Dick: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LUCKY CHARMS?!

[Jason and Damian snickering]

Jason: He changed the all the passwords on the Netflix account right when the new season of Bake Off came on, and wouldn't tell us what it was

Damian: It was a just punishment

Tim: [under his breath] And I'd do it again bitches

Jason: So, anyway. Their all tied up in there trying to forget the story. Have fun

Bruce: ...

Bruce: [walking away] I'm leaving. You all can deal with this

[thesulkycroissant]

Breaking news: Swinging on the chandelier runs in the family!

[tamago-aki]

dick's so young... like wdym he's crimefighting he should be at the beach with a martini 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

thank you dylan for donating to @/dcforgaza !!! :3

[kairithemang0]

Man, Curt's got internalized homophobia so bad that for the first 3 months of their relationship he was convinced Owen was straight before Owen had to scream it in his face that he was gay and then Curt spent another 3 months still calling himself straight to Owen's face and Owen's so sick of it like Curt you 2 are actively fucking EVERY TIME YOU SEE EACH OTHER. AND YOU ARE VERY CLEARLY INTO IT. YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT SIR STOP LYING TO YOURSELF

internalized homophobia agent curt mega ily

[batbabydamian]

consider this... future damian giving up the robin mantle, and choosing the name 'flamebird'. because nightwing and flamebird. 🥺

i prefer Damian creating his own hero identity unattached to others, but it’s a cute idea so ty for sharing!! 🥺

Flamebird is also very much Bette Kane’s title so idk about Damian taking it, especially without ever interacting with her 😭

[mehfsbcf]

Two months into the batfam side of tumblr and from what ive gathered:

Nightwing - OG Robin - Dick Grayson/Greyson

Red Hood - Robin that died (?) - Jason Todd

Red Robin - stalker Robin - Tim Drake

Robin - youngest, moodiest Robin - Damian Wayne (?)

Did I do alright? Where do I start with comics?

[moeblob]

idk if it's a fun fact or not but! Right's favorite color is green. He never wears green but it's his favorite color. then I've been working on silly emotes for my OCs and they're "disappointeddad" and "tryme".

(Also there is an AU where these two are knights along with Paul and Evelyn while Brent/Caspian/Atticus are princes. Chris is basically Caspian's personal guard while Right just runs around trying to do everything to stay busy even when not on duty which stresses Chris out. But since he's kinda busy with the crown prince it defaults to Paul having to babysit Right.)

[call-me-pup2]

On the train zooming! Might as well have wore a scuba suit with the weather though, going to go charity shop hunting for a cute waterproof trench coat so with me luck!