#dick would be proud

[inkpotsprite]

This is so funny without context.

[farshootergotme]

Damian can't use the "you're not my dad" card with Bruce so he instead says "you're not my Batman". It works like a charm.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

So I was scrolling along and accidentally clicked on a tag of some post. But it opened with this as the banner and I thought it was perfect. 🧡

SUCK IS DICK SUNDAY

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Tim: I won't have to fight alone, we have lots of teammates

Dick: Yes

Tim: I can just run away

Dick: correct

Tim: and come and hit them in back of the head later

Dick: .... Sure

Tim: and scam them!

Dick: wait-

Tim: AND STEAL ALL THEIR MATERIAL POSSESSIONS!

Dick: hold on

[dismas-n-dismay]

Marcille could survive Chimera Falin, Falin could not survive Scylla Marcille- let’s get that straight. The difference is that Marcille doesn’t get honed in to her monsterfucker tendencies until she sees Chimera Falin whereas Falin would have imagined Scylla Marcille hundreds of times and would have snapped upon seeing it in real life and went to go kiss her gf while telling everyone not to worry about Marcille killing like 5 people because she’s the wife

And you KNOW Scylla Marcille would be whipped for Falin, don’t play with me Ryoko Kui told me herself

[theaceofarrows]

Bruce: [over commes] Everyone into positions. We move in on my signal

Dick, Damian and Tim: Copy that

Bruce: 1... 2-

[Jason, walking out of a warehouse while whistling and tossing his helmet up and down]

Dick: Uhh, I'm not the only one seeing this, right?

Tim: B, I thought you said he was being held hostage by Penguin?

Damian: [scoffs] Which is entirely shameful

Bruce: He was...

Jason: [coming up to them] Well, it took you dumbasses long enough

Dick: We thought you were a hostage, Hood!

Jason: Oh, yeah, I was

Bruce: How did you escape?

Jason: I just distracted Cobblepot and his goons while I slipped the restraints

Jason: Told them about the that time Robin and I duct taped Red Robin to a support beam in the attic and left him there for hours while periodically bringing him water and dry Lucky Charms

Bruce: You WHAT-

Dick: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LUCKY CHARMS?!

[Jason and Damian snickering]

Jason: He changed the all the passwords on the Netflix account right when the new season of Bake Off came on, and wouldn't tell us what it was

Damian: It was a just punishment

Tim: [under his breath] And I'd do it again bitches

Jason: So, anyway. Their all tied up in there trying to forget the story. Have fun

Bruce: ...

Bruce: [walking away] I'm leaving. You all can deal with this

[thesulkycroissant]

Breaking news: Swinging on the chandelier runs in the family!

[kens-ramblings]

so ik i’ve seen a lot of hcs for what the batfam would listen to in the bat mobile and for tim a lot of people say that he listens to podcasts. which like yes i can see that but i also think if he is like podcasted out(bc i get that way so i think he does too) he listens to like cunty, trashy music in it. like they are on their way to a drug bust and tim is on aux and all the sudden you hear like ayesha erotica playing. and the goons are like “oh shit it’s spoiler!!! ,,,,, is that red robin????” so here is a list of artists/songs i think tim fucks w/ hard core when he is on patrol.(to preface he avoids pop-punk on patrol if he knows people will hear his music bc tim drake-wayne is known for enjoying it in my head so red robin is when he lets out the more suprising side of his music taste)

ayesha erotica(as stated)

kesha

mindless self indulgence

6arelyhuman

ppcocaine

slayyyter

conceited by flo milli

tia tamara by doja cat

lady gaga

kim petras

it girl- sped up ver by aliyah’s interlude

charlie xcx

[tamago-aki]

dick's so young... like wdym he's crimefighting he should be at the beach with a martini 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

thank you dylan for donating to @/dcforgaza !!! :3

[batbabydamian]

consider this... future damian giving up the robin mantle, and choosing the name 'flamebird'. because nightwing and flamebird. 🥺

i prefer Damian creating his own hero identity unattached to others, but it’s a cute idea so ty for sharing!! 🥺

Flamebird is also very much Bette Kane’s title so idk about Damian taking it, especially without ever interacting with her 😭

[mehfsbcf]

Two months into the batfam side of tumblr and from what ive gathered:

Nightwing - OG Robin - Dick Grayson/Greyson

Red Hood - Robin that died (?) - Jason Todd

Red Robin - stalker Robin - Tim Drake

Robin - youngest, moodiest Robin - Damian Wayne (?)

Did I do alright? Where do I start with comics?

[moeblob]

idk if it's a fun fact or not but! Right's favorite color is green. He never wears green but it's his favorite color. then I've been working on silly emotes for my OCs and they're "disappointeddad" and "tryme".

(Also there is an AU where these two are knights along with Paul and Evelyn while Brent/Caspian/Atticus are princes. Chris is basically Caspian's personal guard while Right just runs around trying to do everything to stay busy even when not on duty which stresses Chris out. But since he's kinda busy with the crown prince it defaults to Paul having to babysit Right.)

[whereismyhat5678]

GETTING ONE DOODLE IN TODAY YESSSS!!!! 👏💥👏💥👏💥

Okay, not too long ago I was messing around with C.AI and I was talking to Anton as Gustavo (wanted to see what he thought of Gus-) and the ass-hole kept calling him The Monopoly Man from the way I described him. He also kept calling him short names which I thought was kinda funny but I think someone like Gustavo would get a bit upset after a while…don’t you think?

(Also bonus under. A little bit dark I think?)

He got fed up with it.

[lonestarfangirl2014]

Olivia hasn't even meet her uncles and aunts yet and she's already fitting in!

Edit: I can't remember if tim ever used a sword on panel sooo

[notfeelingthyaster]

DAMIAN AND TIM BEING FRIENDS BEING SIBLINGS BEING BROTHERS AND TIM'S INSECURITIES AND DAMIAN'S INSECURITIES BEING ADRESSED BY CANON THEY KNOW WHAT WE WANT AND AND AND I I I I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M---

[hood-ex]

wait idk anything about the tevis’— why would tommy tevis call dick his son? would you be willing to give a quick rundown

After Dick failed to get himself incarcerated, he became an enforcer for a mob boss named Tommy Tevis. Tommy took Dick in and made him part of his family. Tommy considered him an honorary son and thought very highly of him.

Nightwing (Vol. 2) #107

He even told Dick that everything he had (his home, his reputation, his family, etc.) was Dick's as well. Lynette, Tommy's wife, told Dick that Tommy would let Dick do anything. The whole family loved Dick, including Tommy's 15 year old daughter, Sophia. Sophia actually had a crush on Dick, but Dick acted like an older brother to her, helping her with her homework and such.

While Dick was away from the family for a few days, the cops busted into the Tevis's home. Lynette got killed in the gunfire, Tommy got taken to jail, and Sophia got taken in by the state.

Dick, while mentoring Rose, broke Sophia out of the state home. He got Sophia to help him with the mob. Then, when Chemo fell on Bludhaven, Dick saved Sophia and left her with Amy. When they reunited at the hospital, Dick asked Sophia to leave the mob behind and join a boarding school.

So, yeah, that's Dick's relationship with the Tevis family.