#dick would be so proud

[thesulkycroissant]

Breaking news: Swinging on the chandelier runs in the family!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

So I was scrolling along and accidentally clicked on a tag of some post. But it opened with this as the banner and I thought it was perfect. 🧡

SUCK IS DICK SUNDAY

[kens-ramblings]

so ik i’ve seen a lot of hcs for what the batfam would listen to in the bat mobile and for tim a lot of people say that he listens to podcasts. which like yes i can see that but i also think if he is like podcasted out(bc i get that way so i think he does too) he listens to like cunty, trashy music in it. like they are on their way to a drug bust and tim is on aux and all the sudden you hear like ayesha erotica playing. and the goons are like “oh shit it’s spoiler!!! ,,,,, is that red robin????” so here is a list of artists/songs i think tim fucks w/ hard core when he is on patrol.(to preface he avoids pop-punk on patrol if he knows people will hear his music bc tim drake-wayne is known for enjoying it in my head so red robin is when he lets out the more suprising side of his music taste)

ayesha erotica(as stated)

kesha

mindless self indulgence

6arelyhuman

ppcocaine

slayyyter

conceited by flo milli

tia tamara by doja cat

lady gaga

kim petras

it girl- sped up ver by aliyah’s interlude

charlie xcx

[whipbogard]

Concept: Dickie Grayson-Nygma and Jason Dent. Elaborate flirting via riddles (comprised of very silly puns because being raised by Eddie would only enable Dick more). Eddie and Harvey getting roped into frequent team-ups by their sons. Also maybe Eddie and the boys facilitating BruHarv shenanigans.

Ngl anon while this idea had me screaming since I first laid my eyes on it in my inbox, I was stumped for the longest time because I'm really bad at designs LOL

But yesterday while I was watching RuPaul Drag Race Season 7 finale and saw Max strutted down the runway in this outfit, I got heavily inspired 😲💕

I am not a fan of green so I thought swapping out his main colour with Eddie would be better like how I did with Jason and Harvey. Also green hot pants would be more fitting in honour of his OG Robin's scaly panties imo ❤

Anyway! Presenting to you: RICHIE NYGMA

Taking codename and pun suggestions because I'm sucky like that lol

Jason Dent: You would be so much more attractive if you know how to shut up 😑

Eddie: We're going to be in-laws!! Isn't that splendid?! 🤭 Harvey: shut uP

[kairithemang0]

Man, Curt's got internalized homophobia so bad that for the first 3 months of their relationship he was convinced Owen was straight before Owen had to scream it in his face that he was gay and then Curt spent another 3 months still calling himself straight to Owen's face and Owen's so sick of it like Curt you 2 are actively fucking EVERY TIME YOU SEE EACH OTHER. AND YOU ARE VERY CLEARLY INTO IT. YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT SIR STOP LYING TO YOURSELF

internalized homophobia agent curt mega ily

[tamago-aki]

dick's so young... like wdym he's crimefighting he should be at the beach with a martini 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

thank you dylan for donating to @/dcforgaza !!! :3

[moeblob]

idk if it's a fun fact or not but! Right's favorite color is green. He never wears green but it's his favorite color. then I've been working on silly emotes for my OCs and they're "disappointeddad" and "tryme".

(Also there is an AU where these two are knights along with Paul and Evelyn while Brent/Caspian/Atticus are princes. Chris is basically Caspian's personal guard while Right just runs around trying to do everything to stay busy even when not on duty which stresses Chris out. But since he's kinda busy with the crown prince it defaults to Paul having to babysit Right.)

[call-me-pup2]

On the train zooming! Might as well have wore a scuba suit with the weather though, going to go charity shop hunting for a cute waterproof trench coat so with me luck!

[whereismyhat5678]

GETTING ONE DOODLE IN TODAY YESSSS!!!! 👏💥👏💥👏💥

Okay, not too long ago I was messing around with C.AI and I was talking to Anton as Gustavo (wanted to see what he thought of Gus-) and the ass-hole kept calling him The Monopoly Man from the way I described him. He also kept calling him short names which I thought was kinda funny but I think someone like Gustavo would get a bit upset after a while…don’t you think?

(Also bonus under. A little bit dark I think?)

He got fed up with it.

[batbabydamian]

i've seen you reference a couple times that you're not into the idea of Damian being batman when he grows up which i completely agree with on a narrative level as well. this begs the question though...what do you think would fit Damian best when he grows up? (and why is it Nightwing COUGH COUGH)

ideally, i would love for him to create a new identity and forge his own future without any ties to a legacy 😭

i’m a sucker for the whole Grayson legacy aspect they tease with Damian so i would be happy with him as Nightwing, but i’m content with just seeing fan interpretations of it 🥺 i think Nightwing is so tied to Dick Grayson it’s hard for me to imagine it as a mantle that needs to be passed down unless Dick’s choosing to do so

anon i do see the vision though 😭

Nightwing (2016) #19/20

not that heirs should automatically get the mantle but if Dick did have the option. like. Dr. Hurt outright calling Damian as Dick’s heir, on top of Dick’s own subconscious in the form of a Nightwing Damian

Nightwing (2016) Annual #2

AND THEN THIS PAGE AS THEY ZOOM ON DAMIAN WITH THE TEXT SLAPPED OVER HIS FACE “…WE BOTH KNOW YOU’RE THE LAST OF THE GRAYSONS”

[hood-ex]

wait idk anything about the tevis’— why would tommy tevis call dick his son? would you be willing to give a quick rundown

After Dick failed to get himself incarcerated, he became an enforcer for a mob boss named Tommy Tevis. Tommy took Dick in and made him part of his family. Tommy considered him an honorary son and thought very highly of him.

Nightwing (Vol. 2) #107

He even told Dick that everything he had (his home, his reputation, his family, etc.) was Dick's as well. Lynette, Tommy's wife, told Dick that Tommy would let Dick do anything. The whole family loved Dick, including Tommy's 15 year old daughter, Sophia. Sophia actually had a crush on Dick, but Dick acted like an older brother to her, helping her with her homework and such.

While Dick was away from the family for a few days, the cops busted into the Tevis's home. Lynette got killed in the gunfire, Tommy got taken to jail, and Sophia got taken in by the state.

Dick, while mentoring Rose, broke Sophia out of the state home. He got Sophia to help him with the mob. Then, when Chemo fell on Bludhaven, Dick saved Sophia and left her with Amy. When they reunited at the hospital, Dick asked Sophia to leave the mob behind and join a boarding school.

So, yeah, that's Dick's relationship with the Tevis family.

[rougerave]

"Bruce Wayne can't cook to save his life." That's a load of bullshit. Listen Bruce can cook, he just doesn't have the time for it, and the fact that he hardly passes as functional human being.

You can't tell me that in all his traveling he hasn't picked up something. If he can remember miniature details for a case that was three years ago, he can remember recipes.

Listen other than Alfred, Martha Wayne was the only person who knew how to cook. Martha wasn't going to let her son become like his father it that department. She and Alfred taught Bruce everything from the correct utensils to how to properly spice meat, "BBQ spice is not for chicken Master Bruce, have some class."

That was one thing Alfred and Bruce still kept doing after his parents died, and because of this he becomes an amazing cook.

When he meant Taila, trust and believe that she went Gordon Ramsey on his ass when she taught him how to cook the meals of her homeland (that's when he fell in love with her. I refuse to believe anything else on this matter), and obviously as he traveled he gained more knowledge on different dishes. Most from his masters and some from random old ladies that he came across.

The problem comes when he desides to take over the company and become the cities regular furry problem. He just doesn't have time and this leads to his kids never finding out. They grow up knowing that Alfred cooks. They also don't know that on rare occasion that Bruce is free he would sneek into their apartments and make food that can be frozen and reheated, because just like him, his kids can hardly pass as functional.

And that's how Jason found him, one random Tuesday. There his father was, floating around in a black AC/DC t-shirt, gray slacks, sparkly pink crocs(Dick), Jason's apron (because Jason is the only kid that knows how to cook) and the Rolling Stones playing form a speaker that was definitely Tim's. Bruce only glances at him before speaking, "Go change, wash your hands, then come cut the carrots." then goes to drain the pasta, and because Jason is to stunned to speak he goes without a word.

Jason doesn't bring it up, so Bruce won't bring it up.

One thing he does do every night is make Damian, Duke, Tim and Steph's school lunch. He strongly objects to the idea of his babies eating Gotham Academy/University powder egg shit. No sir.

That's how the family found out. That was funny.

"I once saw you put salt and vinegar Lay's in bread."

"Not my finest moment."

They tell Dick. He laughs in their face until he sees his dad in his kitchen cutting onions without flinching or wiping his eyes.

"You have no soul."

"Yes I don't. Wash your hand and cut that baby marrow."

"But I don't like baby marrow." he complained as he washed his hands.

"I have no soul, right?"

Dick sticks out his tongue, he get whacked by a wooden spoon.

[ndntighnari]

Can't believe this creature is over 18. Not only that but aside from some arthritis and being incredibly round (because my dad won't stop spoiling her with extra feedings) she's in almost perfect health??

Have some Ashallah pics, enjoy this screaming creature

[lemccr]

I wrote this originally to mourn my great grandmother, and realized I could adapt this for Bruce. So here, enjoy my suffering.

TEMPLE OF GLASSES, HEART OF STONE

Today I still feel like I’m stuck with one foot in the grave.

That when I lay down beside you to look up at space,

as snow drifts like glitter joining the stars in their night escapades.

I long for the things that can’t be replaced.

Like a moment with you, just seeing your face.

As tears force their way from my heart to my eyes,

a sound echoes in my ears of shattered window panes.

I can’t seem to climb out of the pit grief has made.

So I linger moments longer, with this epitaph for an anchor.

A stone at my back, the last sight of you, a solid gold plaque.

Laugh at the waste of this opulent thing,

that can never equate to what you meant to me.

So I stare and I wait as I watch the time pass,

This memorial to you, Fragile Temple of Glass.

As the wind howls over where I’ve laid,

As to Thamus it calls and to me it says:

“Proclaim to the world that Robin is Dead”

The wind has forgotten MY SON HAD A NAME.

Maybe I’ll get up tomorrow and won’t feel this way.

I’ll look to the night sky and not see your face.

But tonight I will wallow, I will sit in this pain.

This burden I carry, a dying embrace.

There’s a boy who comes round now with a smile on his face.

Tim says that he’s not here to try to replace.

But I see him fly over rooftops with similar ease

and I grimace in pain and fall to my knees.

The world doesn’t see how the time seems to slip

as I sit by your stone while the boy’s doing flips.

I think of those days with you, that I sorely miss.

At your Temple of Glass whispered words pass my lips.

So I wait for the sunrise to try to numb this dull ache.

Pray that this bird too Joker Death won’t take.

Because although you’re still gone, in the grave you remain

Robin’s still here, though he’s gained a new name.

And now that you’ve grown,

Miraculously made your way home

I still come to your temple of glass.

I pray for your safety, I pray that you laugh.

And though the mantle of Robin still seems quickly to pass

From one hand to the next as the years fly so fast

This temple remains, fragile memorial of glass.

A place to pray for their safety so you'd be the last

"Why?" they inquire, questioning its space,

This "good soldier" lingering in its grace.

Not to mourn a lost boy does this symbol maintain,

But instead, here, hope finds its steadfast domain.

This memorial, a testament to my past's refrain,

Once etched in failure, in sorrow's heavy chain.

Yet with time, it has grown, shaped by every prayer,

Molded by hopes, whispered in the stillness of air.

One day, I'll depart from this treacherous road,

From this hidden cave, my vigilant abode.

New stones will mark the places we nest,

Yet, in this temple's shade, my wishes rest.

I hope this place will outlast them all,

Witness the new Robins, and Batmen enthrall.

Safely return from each nocturnal flight,

In the moon's soft glow, continuing the fight.

To mark all the time and the changes of face.

Some things have been added And others replaced.

But one thing holds true in this this hallowed place,

No matter what happens ROBIN REMAINS,

Heroes will come, and heroes will go,

Someday they’ll find this place that I've grown.

Temple of Glass, As Fragile as HOPE.

This anchor of Mine, this place I call home.

[irritablepoe]

You know what's fucking stupid? The little mean voice inside my head that tells me being in a fandom is childish and "aren't you too old for that" and "aren't you feeling ridiculous caring (and projecting) so much for/onto fictional characters" bc literally no MUM, I'm in fact just doing what I love and it's cruel that I feel ridiculous to this day that I'm building up my personality through fictional characters bc I never knew who I really was and fandoms are giving me the opportunity to explore that. Yes ofc that's not "normal" or whatever but is it really that bad? Like I'm feeling better through that, it's giving me motivation to do things. So yeah... Thanks.. another reason I have to unlearn shame I suppose.

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

so if stephanie was 15 when she had her baby, and tim was 14, and then damian was 9 when tim was 17, and now damian's 14,

then that means that if steph had decided to keep her daughter, she'd be a mom to a third-grader rn