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Breaking news: Swinging on the chandelier runs in the family!
#early batman comics#batman#batman comics#dc comics#bruce wayne#dick grayson#robin#dick would be so proud
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So I was scrolling along and accidentally clicked on a tag of some post. But it opened with this as the banner and I thought it was perfect. 🧡
SUCK IS DICK SUNDAY
#ask#Wei wuxian#Let's be honest. He would want this for himself.#I can't stop laughing at how funny this crop is. Thank you so much for sending it my way.#Truly one of the best things I have seen all week.#Suck is dick...dick is suck...It all makes sense now.#LWJ's surprised face with the text 'wei wuxian' hovering just below is also pure gold. The layers are delectable.#Pride month is every month when it is your lived reality. Be loud and proud like WWX. It's what he would want for you.#(I was tempted to add the fire text gif to this post but to be honest...the motion of it makes me a bit nauseous.#One can just imagine the text being on fire. I'm pulling up a camping chair and roasting some carrots over the fire.#You can come join me but *only* if you can fetch me some fire wood...the stock is running low...The nights are so cold...)
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so ik i’ve seen a lot of hcs for what the batfam would listen to in the bat mobile and for tim a lot of people say that he listens to podcasts. which like yes i can see that but i also think if he is like podcasted out(bc i get that way so i think he does too) he listens to like cunty, trashy music in it. like they are on their way to a drug bust and tim is on aux and all the sudden you hear like ayesha erotica playing. and the goons are like “oh shit it’s spoiler!!! ,,,,, is that red robin????” so here is a list of artists/songs i think tim fucks w/ hard core when he is on patrol.(to preface he avoids pop-punk on patrol if he knows people will hear his music bc tim drake-wayne is known for enjoying it in my head so red robin is when he lets out the more suprising side of his music taste)
ayesha erotica(as stated)
kesha
mindless self indulgence
6arelyhuman
ppcocaine
slayyyter
conceited by flo milli
tia tamara by doja cat
lady gaga
kim petras
it girl- sped up ver by aliyah’s interlude
charlie xcx
#red robin#unhinged tim drake#batfam#batfamily shitposts#crack post#idk i just have thoughts and need to spew them somewhere#tim drake#i think the rest of the fam are like shocked the first time they give him the aux#steph is delighted tho bc i also feel like she would enjoy this kinda music#idk why but i think it’s extra hilarious if like damien needed a ride while on patrol and he’s just like :O the whole time#bc he listens to like classical music in my head#i also think cas would rock with it bc i think she’d like the faster electronic noises#dick would be flabbergasted and proud at the same time#bc as older brothers tend to do tim is like 12 in dicks head so he should not be listening to that kinda music but also it slays#so he feels like he can’t be too mad#bruce wants him to go back to the podcasts#he’s traumatized#jason only likes it bc it traumatized bruce#he asked tim for the playlist just so he could start playing it anytime bruce annoys him on patrol
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Concept: Dickie Grayson-Nygma and Jason Dent. Elaborate flirting via riddles (comprised of very silly puns because being raised by Eddie would only enable Dick more). Eddie and Harvey getting roped into frequent team-ups by their sons. Also maybe Eddie and the boys facilitating BruHarv shenanigans.
Ngl anon while this idea had me screaming since I first laid my eyes on it in my inbox, I was stumped for the longest time because I'm really bad at designs LOL
But yesterday while I was watching RuPaul Drag Race Season 7 finale and saw Max strutted down the runway in this outfit, I got heavily inspired 😲💕
I am not a fan of green so I thought swapping out his main colour with Eddie would be better like how I did with Jason and Harvey. Also green hot pants would be more fitting in honour of his OG Robin's scaly panties imo ❤
Anyway! Presenting to you: RICHIE NYGMA
Taking codename and pun suggestions because I'm sucky like that lol
Jason Dent: You would be so much more attractive if you know how to shut up 😑
Eddie: We're going to be in-laws!! Isn't that splendid?! 🤭 Harvey: shut uP
#wppyart#dick grayson#richie nygma au#i forgot you called him Dickie Nygma#but I kept thinking Richie Nygma in my head so that name kinda stuck oops#eddie would be so proud of his son serving c*nt like that
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Man, Curt's got internalized homophobia so bad that for the first 3 months of their relationship he was convinced Owen was straight before Owen had to scream it in his face that he was gay and then Curt spent another 3 months still calling himself straight to Owen's face and Owen's so sick of it like Curt you 2 are actively fucking EVERY TIME YOU SEE EACH OTHER. AND YOU ARE VERY CLEARLY INTO IT. YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT SIR STOP LYING TO YOURSELF
internalized homophobia agent curt mega ily
#spies are forever#tin can bros#tin can brothers#owen carvour#agent curt mega#curtwen#curt would be like “im not gay” and owen would be like “curt you're actively sucking my dick”#because they're just like that#idk something about curt just being so sure he's not gay for the longest time is interesting to me#even then i don't think he would've ever called himself gay#i don't think curt's very proud of his sexuality he just sorta accepts it even tho he doesn't want to#owen needs to help him get to a place of coping with it#because it's actively harming their relationship and owen's sick of it#because idk this guy who owen likes and who he's got some amount of a relationship with is convinced that not only he's straight but owen i#too#and curt needs to be convinced that both he and owen aren't straight and that that's ok#and i think that never fully goes away until owen is lost#and it's one of the reasons curt leaves owen#he's been with men other than owen for sure#but i do sometimes wonder if owen did feel disposable to curt#he knew curt got over his attempted heterosexuality#but it never felt as tho he embraced the queer side of him#and that if owen was gone he could just live a normal heterosexual life#but that's not the case and then owen dies and for the first time curt truly accepts his sexuality#because owen being gone only makes things worse#because he adores owen as a person and friend#and was genuinely in love with him#and then never fell in love again
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dick's so young... like wdym he's crimefighting he should be at the beach with a martini 🙂↕️🙂↕️
thank you dylan for donating to @/dcforgaza !!! :3
#dick grayson#nightwing#what WOULD be his fav drink tho???#like i just picked a real blue one ngl ...#also im so proud of his mask and suit outline hehe.. defi inspired by That One GQ photoshoot 🤭🤭#digital art#tamart#art#dc#batfam#i am the night. i am the brainrot.#dcforgaza
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idk if it's a fun fact or not but! Right's favorite color is green. He never wears green but it's his favorite color. then I've been working on silly emotes for my OCs and they're "disappointeddad" and "tryme".
(Also there is an AU where these two are knights along with Paul and Evelyn while Brent/Caspian/Atticus are princes. Chris is basically Caspian's personal guard while Right just runs around trying to do everything to stay busy even when not on duty which stresses Chris out. But since he's kinda busy with the crown prince it defaults to Paul having to babysit Right.)
#my characters#oops i fell in love#genuinely shocked ocs has such a high percentage on the poll i did NOT expect that#bu this isn't even due to that it is just starting to get stormy and im just.... gonna have to shut down soon#and was craving chris today#so he gets an emote and also another doodle with right#bc i dont draw them together enough and that right there was the closest he had to a friend in his mind before brent#like chris was SO proud to be the one right would vent to bc that meant he was trusted AND not the reason right is angry#then hes like oops gotta swing by work on my off day and this is a problem because dottr#so he brings his SWEET LIL GIRL into work who immediately decides right is the nicest person ever and she loves him#and chris is like please anyone but him#but alas he loves his daughter and he adores his work children (p much everyone else) so he allows angel#also fwiw karen is not actually as much of a physical menace as it might seem#like sure she craves the murder as a warlock in a fictional setting but she honestly is v gentle#she might push and shove at paul some times but thats bc thats basically family and then#she just cuddles up next to him when sleepy at a bar bc they always sit next to each other#and it shocks no one to see her falling asleep on him and she is just a usually patient person !#but come on right is a menace verbally and she can only put up with so much until he stops being such a dick
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On the train zooming! Might as well have wore a scuba suit with the weather though, going to go charity shop hunting for a cute waterproof trench coat so with me luck!
#Soo technically I didn't wake up till 9pm yesterday so the lack of sleep isn't a huge issue buttt I may have drank a bottle of wine#😶#technically with me sleep being flipped it isn't bad right?#tispy pup on an adventure!#imma be so sociable in the shops which is so off for me 😅😂#my dad would be proud#(my dad's an alcoholic)#is a joke#you can laugh#dark humour ahahaha#sort of grump i hid back in myself when i wasnt single#now i feel like i can post silly stuff again#what the heck brain#he did indicate he was a lil controlling (a reason i yeeted out of there) but he didnt outright say i couldn't post stuff#pup brain in a scramble egg#may haps have a lil drinky drinky with me in a bottle#im a big kid#im safe#a lil reckless behaviour is fine right?#i say out of all the things i could be doing to cope this is pretty tame right#ooo pups really going off showing that mental health side huh?#ahahah#im so normal and definitely not the problem#also yes he was the abysmal dicking but no that isnt way i yeeted myself out of there#well the lack of noticing i wasnt enjoying it/begging me to give consent again sort of was but shhhhhh#if you read all this i understand if you decide to unfollow 😂#also why do i feel more me in genral again#like i love being called they/them but he only ever called me she even after i talked about why i like they#sort of shitty he did but why did i just accept it and forget how comfy they them makes me#she is fine too but i pup not just a she
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GETTING ONE DOODLE IN TODAY YESSSS!!!! 👏💥👏💥👏💥
Okay, not too long ago I was messing around with C.AI and I was talking to Anton as Gustavo (wanted to see what he thought of Gus-) and the ass-hole kept calling him The Monopoly Man from the way I described him. He also kept calling him short names which I thought was kinda funny but I think someone like Gustavo would get a bit upset after a while…don’t you think?
(Also bonus under. A little bit dark I think?)
He got fed up with it.
#Pizza Tower#ANTONBLAST#ANTONBALL#It’s been a while since I drew Anton on the tablet so *cracks knuckles* I’m pretty proud of how it turned out 😎#Last one I thought would be funnier but I didn’t like how it turned out. But it’s fine 🤷♀️#Also C.AI Anton is pretty funny- I can mess with his ass hell yeah 💪💪#ALSO- as much as I love Gustavo been this lovable guy I think he’d get mad if someone were to belittle him about his height#Of course Anton’s just trying to joke around but he sounds like a dick about it y’know?#(Don’t tell someone to do this please. This is meant to be a joke. If they’re in on it though I guess it’s fine I think?)
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i've seen you reference a couple times that you're not into the idea of Damian being batman when he grows up which i completely agree with on a narrative level as well. this begs the question though...what do you think would fit Damian best when he grows up? (and why is it Nightwing COUGH COUGH)
ideally, i would love for him to create a new identity and forge his own future without any ties to a legacy 😭
i’m a sucker for the whole Grayson legacy aspect they tease with Damian so i would be happy with him as Nightwing, but i’m content with just seeing fan interpretations of it 🥺 i think Nightwing is so tied to Dick Grayson it’s hard for me to imagine it as a mantle that needs to be passed down unless Dick’s choosing to do so
anon i do see the vision though 😭
Nightwing (2016) #19/20
not that heirs should automatically get the mantle but if Dick did have the option. like. Dr. Hurt outright calling Damian as Dick’s heir, on top of Dick’s own subconscious in the form of a Nightwing Damian
Nightwing (2016) Annual #2
AND THEN THIS PAGE AS THEY ZOOM ON DAMIAN WITH THE TEXT SLAPPED OVER HIS FACE “…WE BOTH KNOW YOU’RE THE LAST OF THE GRAYSONS”
#sorry for the tangent but when Damian legacies are mentioned btwn Wayne and Al Ghul its funny that there could be the secret third option#we both know you’re the last of the Graysons as it pans over Damian echoes in my damn brain from time to time#im firmly in Dick realistically being Damian’s big brother but. Damian’s really the closest thing Dick’s had to an heir huh…..#but yes Damian’s very own hero identity when he’s older would make me cry i would be so proud 😭#i don’t care if his suit turns out lame or his hero title’s cringe i would support the hell out of it 😭#ask#dynamic duo 2.0: what would you do without me?
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wait idk anything about the tevis’— why would tommy tevis call dick his son? would you be willing to give a quick rundown
After Dick failed to get himself incarcerated, he became an enforcer for a mob boss named Tommy Tevis. Tommy took Dick in and made him part of his family. Tommy considered him an honorary son and thought very highly of him.
Nightwing (Vol. 2) #107
He even told Dick that everything he had (his home, his reputation, his family, etc.) was Dick's as well. Lynette, Tommy's wife, told Dick that Tommy would let Dick do anything. The whole family loved Dick, including Tommy's 15 year old daughter, Sophia. Sophia actually had a crush on Dick, but Dick acted like an older brother to her, helping her with her homework and such.
While Dick was away from the family for a few days, the cops busted into the Tevis's home. Lynette got killed in the gunfire, Tommy got taken to jail, and Sophia got taken in by the state.
Dick, while mentoring Rose, broke Sophia out of the state home. He got Sophia to help him with the mob. Then, when Chemo fell on Bludhaven, Dick saved Sophia and left her with Amy. When they reunited at the hospital, Dick asked Sophia to leave the mob behind and join a boarding school.
So, yeah, that's Dick's relationship with the Tevis family.
#no but i love when tommy tells dick that bruce must be proud of him--and dick gets this shameful look on his face and stays quiet#and then tommy playfully pinches dick's cheek and tells him not to worry bc he thinks dick is great/he thinks highly of dick#i mean say what you want about tommy being in the mob and all--but he does seem to be tuned in to dick's emotions#and when the other mobster was kinda grilling dick about being bruce's heir--tommy was frowning real hard on dick's behalf#and he later checked in with dick and was like hey that was kind of shitty and i don't want you feeling like your back's against the wall#like idk it just shows that tommy does care about dick--and he knows bruce is a sore spot for dick#dick--on the other hand--is a bit more emotionally distant from the family#he's just gone through some very traumatizing events and now he's doing some morally questionable things#so there's no way he can be truly authentic with the family when his whole lifestyle is now inauthentic to who he really is#and we see that when dick goes on a job that has a kid involved--and he didn't know there would be a kid there#and he gets very upset about a gun being involved and having a kid watch her dad get beat#so even though he might care about the tevis family--i don't think he could ever feel Truly part of the family#honestly wish a writer would bring back sophia though. would be nice to see dick still in contact with her#Dick Grayson#Tommy Tevis#anon
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"Bruce Wayne can't cook to save his life." That's a load of bullshit. Listen Bruce can cook, he just doesn't have the time for it, and the fact that he hardly passes as functional human being.
You can't tell me that in all his traveling he hasn't picked up something. If he can remember miniature details for a case that was three years ago, he can remember recipes.
Listen other than Alfred, Martha Wayne was the only person who knew how to cook. Martha wasn't going to let her son become like his father it that department. She and Alfred taught Bruce everything from the correct utensils to how to properly spice meat, "BBQ spice is not for chicken Master Bruce, have some class."
That was one thing Alfred and Bruce still kept doing after his parents died, and because of this he becomes an amazing cook.
When he meant Taila, trust and believe that she went Gordon Ramsey on his ass when she taught him how to cook the meals of her homeland (that's when he fell in love with her. I refuse to believe anything else on this matter), and obviously as he traveled he gained more knowledge on different dishes. Most from his masters and some from random old ladies that he came across.
The problem comes when he desides to take over the company and become the cities regular furry problem. He just doesn't have time and this leads to his kids never finding out. They grow up knowing that Alfred cooks. They also don't know that on rare occasion that Bruce is free he would sneek into their apartments and make food that can be frozen and reheated, because just like him, his kids can hardly pass as functional.
And that's how Jason found him, one random Tuesday. There his father was, floating around in a black AC/DC t-shirt, gray slacks, sparkly pink crocs(Dick), Jason's apron (because Jason is the only kid that knows how to cook) and the Rolling Stones playing form a speaker that was definitely Tim's. Bruce only glances at him before speaking, "Go change, wash your hands, then come cut the carrots." then goes to drain the pasta, and because Jason is to stunned to speak he goes without a word.
Jason doesn't bring it up, so Bruce won't bring it up.
One thing he does do every night is make Damian, Duke, Tim and Steph's school lunch. He strongly objects to the idea of his babies eating Gotham Academy/University powder egg shit. No sir.
That's how the family found out. That was funny.
"I once saw you put salt and vinegar Lay's in bread."
"Not my finest moment."
They tell Dick. He laughs in their face until he sees his dad in his kitchen cutting onions without flinching or wiping his eyes.
"You have no soul."
"Yes I don't. Wash your hand and cut that baby marrow."
"But I don't like baby marrow." he complained as he washed his hands.
"I have no soul, right?"
Dick sticks out his tongue, he get whacked by a wooden spoon.
#Bruce the chef#Batfamily shenanigans#Damian tears up#Jason and Bruce cook together as therapy#Bruce Wayne#Alfred Pennyworth#Jason Todd#Dick Grayson#Batfam#Batkids#Someone make a AU out of this please#Get threatened by their father who is holding a wooden spoon is scarier than his disappointed voice#Martha Wayne would be proud#Cass found out when he helped her with a case in Hong Kong.#She is very much in love with his food and trust and believe she would brag about it at any point.#Thalia sends recipes to Bruce so he can make them for Damian and Jason
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Can't believe this creature is over 18. Not only that but aside from some arthritis and being incredibly round (because my dad won't stop spoiling her with extra feedings) she's in almost perfect health??
Have some Ashallah pics, enjoy this screaming creature
#we share a bday actually#down to the hour on the actual day#however i am 5 years older than this little freak#cats#cats of tumblr#siamese#i have STORIES about her#she was a fucking DEVIL when she was younger bc she was really badly socializes#socialized*#we rescued her from a... bad house to put it lightly after her father tried to kill her#the other kittens were taken in by others as well#but the father didnt try to kill any of em for whatever reason so they were able to stay for the proper time#we got her at 4 weeks. we didnt know how to socialize a kitten.#she was a demon#as she and i both got older i started to properly socialize her#now she cuddles and is a lap cat when before she attached herself to my face w her claws#im proud of her in her old age#just wish she would stop shitting under my futon when im away from home overnight.#(thats not a health thing or even an anxiety thing. she just is a dick who needs me to know#that she's NOT happy that i LEFT her ALONE ALL NIGHT as if my dad doesn't fuckin live here too)#menace of a cat id cry if anything bad happened to her so hard
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I wrote this originally to mourn my great grandmother, and realized I could adapt this for Bruce. So here, enjoy my suffering.
TEMPLE OF GLASSES, HEART OF STONE
Today I still feel like I’m stuck with one foot in the grave.
That when I lay down beside you to look up at space,
as snow drifts like glitter joining the stars in their night escapades.
I long for the things that can’t be replaced.
Like a moment with you, just seeing your face.
As tears force their way from my heart to my eyes,
a sound echoes in my ears of shattered window panes.
I can’t seem to climb out of the pit grief has made.
So I linger moments longer, with this epitaph for an anchor.
A stone at my back, the last sight of you, a solid gold plaque.
Laugh at the waste of this opulent thing,
that can never equate to what you meant to me.
So I stare and I wait as I watch the time pass,
This memorial to you, Fragile Temple of Glass.
As the wind howls over where I’ve laid,
As to Thamus it calls and to me it says:
“Proclaim to the world that Robin is Dead”
The wind has forgotten MY SON HAD A NAME.
Maybe I’ll get up tomorrow and won’t feel this way.
I’ll look to the night sky and not see your face.
But tonight I will wallow, I will sit in this pain.
This burden I carry, a dying embrace.
There’s a boy who comes round now with a smile on his face.
Tim says that he’s not here to try to replace.
But I see him fly over rooftops with similar ease
and I grimace in pain and fall to my knees.
The world doesn’t see how the time seems to slip
as I sit by your stone while the boy’s doing flips.
I think of those days with you, that I sorely miss.
At your Temple of Glass whispered words pass my lips.
So I wait for the sunrise to try to numb this dull ache.
Pray that this bird too Joker Death won’t take.
Because although you’re still gone, in the grave you remain
Robin’s still here, though he’s gained a new name.
And now that you’ve grown,
Miraculously made your way home
I still come to your temple of glass.
I pray for your safety, I pray that you laugh.
And though the mantle of Robin still seems quickly to pass
From one hand to the next as the years fly so fast
This temple remains, fragile memorial of glass.
A place to pray for their safety so you'd be the last
"Why?" they inquire, questioning its space,
This "good soldier" lingering in its grace.
Not to mourn a lost boy does this symbol maintain,
But instead, here, hope finds its steadfast domain.
This memorial, a testament to my past's refrain,
Once etched in failure, in sorrow's heavy chain.
Yet with time, it has grown, shaped by every prayer,
Molded by hopes, whispered in the stillness of air.
One day, I'll depart from this treacherous road,
From this hidden cave, my vigilant abode.
New stones will mark the places we nest,
Yet, in this temple's shade, my wishes rest.
I hope this place will outlast them all,
Witness the new Robins, and Batmen enthrall.
Safely return from each nocturnal flight,
In the moon's soft glow, continuing the fight.
To mark all the time and the changes of face.
Some things have been added And others replaced.
But one thing holds true in this this hallowed place,
No matter what happens ROBIN REMAINS,
Heroes will come, and heroes will go,
Someday they’ll find this place that I've grown.
Temple of Glass, As Fragile as HOPE.
This anchor of Mine, this place I call home.
#Jason Todd Memorial case#poem#angst#Bruce Wayne is a good parent#well he ties to be#Jason Todd#red hood#red robin#dc robin#batman#dc#dc universe#batfamily#dick grayson#tim drake#welcome to my continued process with expressing my feelings#my therapist would be so proud#grief is a funny thing
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You know what's fucking stupid? The little mean voice inside my head that tells me being in a fandom is childish and "aren't you too old for that" and "aren't you feeling ridiculous caring (and projecting) so much for/onto fictional characters" bc literally no MUM, I'm in fact just doing what I love and it's cruel that I feel ridiculous to this day that I'm building up my personality through fictional characters bc I never knew who I really was and fandoms are giving me the opportunity to explore that. Yes ofc that's not "normal" or whatever but is it really that bad? Like I'm feeling better through that, it's giving me motivation to do things. So yeah... Thanks.. another reason I have to unlearn shame I suppose.
#johnny's silly rambles#when i was crying in school and maybe had some merch clothes on I'd feel so ashamed of myself#like oh you're crying and probably thinking what your fav character would do? that's pathetic#and ofc I'm not that anymore like I'm proud of my fandoms and I'm not hiding the fact that I'm in them#and i can even tell people about why i have certain merch and stuff#but back when i was a child i hid that i liked a character better than some people their fucking social security number#i taught myself not to react when their name dropped and not to blush and stuff#which is ridiculous like what's so bad about liking a character????#but past me was so ashamed of everything i enjoyed...#which is making me extremely insecure about the things that i like now as well tho#like when someone would say they don't like bsd I'd feel genuinely hurt#hm actually not bsd as a whole probably. it'd probably be more like if the person didn't like ranpoe#or when my mum said that she thought mtp was absolute garbage#(we watched the first 10min btw...)#like thanks... you could've phrased that better and now I'm insecure af and sad..#“but i can say i didn't like it” yeah well...#maybe that's my fault for being this insecure#but still i just think that was a dick move#anyways uhhhh thank you for reading this long and also sorry lol#vent
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so if stephanie was 15 when she had her baby, and tim was 14, and then damian was 9 when tim was 17, and now damian's 14,
then that means that if steph had decided to keep her daughter, she'd be a mom to a third-grader rn
#leo says shit#steph giving up the baby was really difficult and im proud of her for making it through such a tough situation#but also like imagine batgirls!steph and cass coparenting an eight year old#also this implies that anyone besides damian has aged so tim would be like 22#ceo tim drake bringing his daughter/niece to the office because he's banned from his boat after she tried to somersault off the deck#also she's roughly the same age as olivia so dick keeps asking stephanie disaster brown for parenting advice#(he forgot wally was an option)#steph brown#stephanie brown#batfam
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