#promo is all lies

[daisiesonafield-blog]

LMAO HI DANIEL

Note: related to this and this

[lulu-spooks]

You know I’ll say it I do think John mulaney looks hotter since his coke problem started

[chirpsythismorning]

Concept: ST5 promo slowly revealing things over the next year that basically indicates they lied about a bunch of things.

First this new character announcement, despite saying there would be no new characters (the first lie). Next thing you know there’s gonna be some cryptic promo about a birthday, and everyone will be confused like WTF?? Then they’ll do an interview and laugh audibly over a question about the birthday debacle and be like ‘you guys actually believed we don’t rewatch our show??’… Then we’ll get something that indicates Mike was lying in his monologue, with even just the most subtle side joke about it…

Aka Friends don’t lie coming full circle with the creators @ their audience in real time 😭

[chaoskalo]

i finally made tags.

— ❛❛ // AKECHI. ¦ hurling down to the house of death so many souls ・ 「 in character ! 」

— ❛❛ // PERSEPHONE. ¦ deeply unwell about goro akechi ・ 「 out of character ! 」

— ❛❛ // AKECHI. ¦ the blaring that won't let you sleep in peace ・ 「 visage ! 」

— ❛❛ // FUNCTION. ¦ i've got loose ends to tie up ・ 「 answered ! 」

— ❛❛ // FUNCTION. ¦ we always knew it would come to this ・ 「 promo ! 」

— ❛❛ // FUNCTION. ¦ i am my father's lost son ・ 「 self promo ! 」

— ❛❛ // FUNCTION. ¦ i'll admit i've had my doubts ・ 「 starter call ! 」

— ❛❛ // FUNCTION. ¦ justice is what i seek ・ 「 prompt ! 」

— ❛❛ // FUNCTION. ¦ tracking your moves like a hound on my trail ・ 「 open starter ! 」

— ❛❛ // FUNCTION. ¦ a bird in cage ・ 「 closed starter ! 」

— ❛❛ // AKECHI. ¦ you asked for this; heavy is the crown ・ 「 headcanon ! 」

— ❛❛ // AKECHI. ¦ ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves ・ 「 musings ! 」

— ❛❛ // AKECHI. ¦ don't wait for me- it's not a happy ending ・ 「 aesthetics ! 」

— ❛❛ // VERSES. ¦ your past will follow you and wage war on you ・ 「 main. ! 」

— ❛❛ // VERSES. ¦ drowning out all the lies i might have told instead ・ 「 post game. ! 」

— ❛❛ // VERSES. ¦ will i ever be something with feelings to hide? ・ 「 pjm. ! 」

— ❛❛ // VERSES. ¦ pretend like it's the first time ・ 「 pt. ! 」

— ❛❛ // VERSES. ¦ nobody's innocent now that the chips are down ・ 「 arcane. ! 」

[soldierandawar]

personally, i think we’re all doomsdaying a weekly show. nothing is set until the season is over. we don’t have any clue what’s happening next.

[confusedspaceotter]

I’m so tempted to start watching Gen V for Jordan Li ughhhhhh

[unlikelywrestlingfan]

Shelley: "Okay, so we're going out there to interrupt Bully and Maclin for the opening segment, so we need to really go all out with the hot girl vibes."

Sabin: "I know exactly what you mean, my friend."

Shelley: *cuts holes in his crop top, styles his hair to perfection*

Sabin: *H A I R B A N D*

[astranauticus]

damn nothing gives motivation to draw like becoming really unwell about a guy huh. if i dont draw liu xiao's band au fit in the next 36 hours im gonna start chewing through walls

[eldragon-x-moved]

what are your thoughts on the collar if any (NOT sexual i am just always fascinated by the degradation aspect of it since it really came out of nowhere)

This ask has been sitting in my box like dead driftwood for ten days and I've been rotating it in my mind because I love overthinking absolutely everything about the funny triangle man. For context, Anon's refering to this scene:

And to be simple, Bill's pretty much just "putting Ford in his place" here. I'd say it's kinda similar to how Bill turned Ford into a statue in Weird 1 and toyed around with him after Ford rejected his first offer to join him.

And in regards to this scene, he did just offer him unlimited power after pulling a serenade and revealing a bit about his background and Ford dares to reject all that too. As Bill says himself: He makes it so much harder than it needs to be. They could've gone back to being friends and liberated this dimension together but guess he just isn't worth all this effort!

And honestly, I generally believe Bill thinks Ford is "ungrateful". Bill offers him to join him here, in Weird 1, and even back in the 80s in Journal 3 he left a lenghty message which very much sounds like he was trying to convince Ford that he was just doing what was best for his dimension. I'd even go so far to say that Bill thinks Ford betrayed him rather than the other way around.

Does Bill genuinely believe all that or is he only justifying his actions? Bill believes whatever he wants and whatever's convenient to him at any given time. He's been living in Denial Central for one trillion years, truth bending is not just a manipulation tactic but a way to avoid unpleasant or inconvenient truths.

[daisiesonafield-blog]

People are screaming about tattoos but all I’m trying to zoom on is that bucket hat, is it the same daddy one he got at that one show or does it say something else ??

Hi dear,

Yes! It's the pink Daddy! hat he got from a fan and kept!

[socialtomcat]

they started doing that on their own u guys i swear …..

[godblooded]

if you get an ask from me (probably from @clawsextended ) yes you absolutely did i have selina brainrot and i have for literally like three hours now.

[puppysdog]

ooh got denied a promotion again for some stupid ass not my fault reason. do they know im gonna blow them up with my mind

[hyrules-warrior]

Why was there so much promotional material with Din holding the dark saber if he just hands it over to Bo-Katan on a technicality? 

We never even got to see him have a legit awesome fight with it! He always gets his ass kicked or just does a few brute slashes with it because it’s still heavy for him. And now he just gave it to Bo-Katan

What a waste

[bixels]

Just wait until I tell you guys my analysis of Octo Expansion and its thesis on bodily autonomy and Agent 8 and Marina's shared struggle for the right to live and be respected in a world that treats them like a number.

End-of-Splatoon thoughts.

Thinking about how since the very start, Splatoon has had a feature where players can draw and post artwork and spot them as graffiti on walls or billboards. Or how the weapons have always been paint brushes and rollers and ballpoint pens. Since its inception, Splatoon has been dedicated to engaging its players with the act of creation and creative expression, showing them how their art can build communities and (literally) change the world.

Thinking about finding human-made music discs buried underground for thousands of years, and a grand finale music festival. About those human handprints etched into concrete in Alterna. Did those human artists know it would end like this? First a fiery death and then, eventually, a worldwide celebration of music to represent our shared past, present, and future. Did they know that their songs, insignificant in the face of extinction, would one day become the solution that will save the next dominant life-form from the same fate?

Thinking about how eerily similar the Octarian domes are to Alterna. About how close Inklings and Octolings were to repeating the same mistakes as humans. But their doomed fates were undone not by some miracle technology or military power or a rocket, but by music.

Thinking about how humans wiped themselves out with war, and our parting gifts were liquid crystals that somehow paired with the DNA of primeval inklings and somehow infused them with our memories and culture and a Song. And 12,000 years in the future, that same Song will end a war.

Thinking about how art and music and punk culture and rock & roll and friendly competition and petty arguments and water guns aren’t uniquely human concepts, but the fundamental qualities of intelligent life. An inheritable spirit that can cross evolutionary bounds.

Thinking about the theme of Splatoon, that art and music and fun will not die with the human race. That every piece of art we create is a seed we sow for future generations to reap. That our legacy is ingrained into the crust of the earth. That long after we’re gone, the oceans will remember, and they’ll pick up where we left off.

Thinking about how Splatoon says that the essence of humanity –– the thing that will outlive us –– isn't war or prejudice or destruction or greed, it's a song.

[constellaers]

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