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[marchioness-of-the-flowers]

I’m sorry but Padme and Anakin are the funniest couple in movies, guy who fundamentally misunderstood the meaning of the movie Fight Club x a swiftie

[imaginarycyberpunk2023]

For the couples questions: 5, 6 and 7!

Dear @dustymagpie! I would have assumed you would ask all the spicier questions so I am going to treat all of these questions as if they were spicy lol

5. How do they sleep (with each other)?

Vinnie is usually into all the "performative" positions, right? Because he likes showing off, let's be honest. But Macha introduced him to "lazy sex" where they just lie next to each other as comfortable as possible and are super tender with each other and exchange sweet nothings instead of dirty talk. Vinnie loves it more than he likes to admit.

6. Do they have (bedroom) pet names for each other? Do they like them?

She does not call him daddy but she has been thinking about it - she usually calls him hot shot and on one or two occasions, she called him super soaker. He calls her bad kitty, sex kitten, kitty (yes, Kitty!), and also delicious, goddess, sugar tits, hottie and whatever dumb stuff he can come up with in the moment.

7. What's their most and least favorite (physical) thing about each other?

Well, this shouldn't come as a surprise but Macha's favourite thing about Vinnie are his ears. She also loves his arms and the way his muscles move when he does mundane stuff like scratch his head or getting things off of high shelves. What do you mean this is hyperfixation? Her least favorite thing I wanted to mark down as his veiny feet but it's really not Vinnie's fault and there's a mod for that, right??? His most favorite thing about her are her bewbs. Well, that and everything else. He does not have a least favorite thing, have you seen the woman???

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[bugsinthebayou]

cunty sukuna

[chocolate-to-the-party]

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

[fagbearentertainment]

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[staffs-secret-blog]

[the-elder-polls]

appalachia is devastated. towns i loved, towns i visited all the time, are gone. not damaged, GONE. they are leveled to the ground. there is nothing left but rubble and ruin. people are dead. appalachia is poor to begin with and relies on tourism for a lot of its income, and multiple of those tourist locations are just...gone.

my town is okay, but it's flooded and wrecked. trees are blocking all but one way out of our neighborhood. power lines are hanging limp in the roads. we've been without power for over 24 hours and will continue to be without power for likely another 24+. disabled people and poor people are GOING to die from this. gods save appalachia.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[toonelemental]

callout post for "work"

"work" has done many terrible things such as

make my friend go there

make my wife go there

please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this

[nyancrimew]

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[paw--on--heart]

If you see your USA mutual looking at the news and then producing a burger from their pocket and eating it, that can mean nothing good. This is the »emergency burger« used to strengthen oneself in times of dire need, and resorting to it is an unambiguous sign of great distress