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can you tell us what new and exciting updates are coming to tumblr in the second half of the big ‘25

We'll be rolling back reblogs, they're just not popular

Adding new location tracking to all posts, so that everyone can see where you post from, opt- out of course (doesn't always work unfortunately)

In order to drive up profit margins, four unskippable ads will be played every time you open the app

And more...

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mr(s). staff why is my video of a cat attacking it's tail against tos

^dispairing

Youre asking why a violent video isnt allowed on tumblr... crazy...

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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

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tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

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Hey yall today for dinner i am havin BURGER! God bless anerica

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the tumblr phenomenon where if your post blows up there is a small but not insignificant chance that people will start roleplaying in the notes

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they got my blog four times without cause FOUR TIMES

(all in about two weeks)

Have you tried posting good?

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i drew fanart of you do you like it 😛

Out of every ask this is the most hurtful one I've ever received

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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

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SCOTLAND FOREVER

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Do you know what's happening with the funky dancing plague doctor post? I am genuinely incredibly perplexed

Deleted it myself to inconvenience you

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she staffs- on my secret till i -blog

She secret on my staff till I blog

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You're only ever 1 UI change from making it big, change that UI, fuck up everyone's rhythm