#poppyseed bagel

[cruella-devegan]

Sable / Thornbury, Melbourne

Ace O’ Clubs - Schnitzel, bacon, tomato, cream cheese, lettuce and herb aioli on a poppyseed bagel 🥯

[fullcravings]

Easy Homemade Bagels

[omnybus]

"...and what do you call this recipe of yours?"

"I call it the "poppyseed bagel". It's a bagel with poppyseeds, you see"

"Interesting! What sort of flavor do they add?"

"Oh, none whatsoever! And the best part is, not only do they get stuck in your teeth, they constantly fall off and get everywhere! They're like sprinkles, but shittier!"

"Fucking. Brilliant. Here are my keys, go to my house and fuck my wife"

[spricket-central]

well, it looks like Poppyseed and Bagel have settled in nicely to their nice big new tank!

Good Job, Sprickets!

[scoutingthetrooper]

[geesenoises]

bagel breakfast sandwich honestly food of the gods

[consouling]

Danny Phantom prompt

Danny becomes ghost King, and with the title of king comes the extesive knowledge of every universe in every time everywhere all at once. In which a natural ghost can comprehend.

But due to his duel status as a halfa, both human and ghost his human half gets overloaded with this knowlage as he gains more powerful from every experience.

Effectively pushing his to Insanity.

Basically, he turns into Jobu Tupaki from Everything Everywhere All at Once.

So then the next question is... could one save him?

[namedafterflowerstournament]

Bagel’s birthday is soon, later this month. He’s turning 11!

Bagel is one of the best dogs EVER! He had surgery a few months ago to remove a (non cancerous) lump growing by his peeing area. It was so scary for me but he made it through just fine and handled things very well! He’s always such a happy dog, seeing him so tired and quiet for a few days was very scary to me since he wasn’t his normal playful self. But he’s all better now and he’s even more happy and playful now that that lump is off of his body! (It was 2 pounds!)

He’s a very good boy and I know he’ll have a great 11th birthday. And I’m sure it’d be the best birthday present ever if his sister Poppy won the Poppy bracket! (They’re NOT biologically related, but we do call them siblings. They may be related somewhere down the line as they are both beagles, but they’re not from the same litter)

Aww, I love having pets in my inbox.

Bagel looks so adorable too ! I love how your pets just seem to chill together.

I'm glad Bagel's better now ! He'll be able to party for his birthday 🥳

For the ones considering voting for his sister, here she is !

[leolaroot]

why is my cucumber bleeding but only from yhe part i broke and not from where i cut through it.

[woodcutchimera]

Would kill for a toasted poppyseed bagel with cream cheese rn

[weeniedogjrs]

idk how to explain it but out of all of my furbies, Lemon Poppyseed Bagel looks the furbiest to me

he's the purpley one btw

[arcaneglitch]

you know that one bird portrait that’s like “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip”?

I’d sell you to satan for a poppyseed bagel

[nomaishuttle]

FOUND SOMEBODY WHO GOT DA SAME ORDER AS ME ONYELP YESSSSS BACON EGG AND CHEESE ONPOPPYSEED SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[penisliker-moved]

i just want her back (native bagel)

[spricket-central]

BREAKING NEWS: Local woman escapes brutal attempted Corn Robbery. The woman is unharmed; says attack was "fuckin' Rude."

Suspect identified as Bagel. if spotted, please contact your local authorities. Do not approach; suspect will BOINGBOINGBOING if confronted.

[scoutingthetrooper]