#every billionaire will drop dead instantly and their wealth will be redistributed across the world . i think this is whats gonna happen
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i also of course am excited for my eye doctor appt bc we r driving to my hometown (me and weeman r gonna have an appt on the same day bc the eye doctor in our current town was fucking Horrible to him (tried to shove shit in his eye not even saying hello and then yelled at him when he freaked out bc hes like. rly scared abt medical appts and needs to be walked through whats happening. 6 year old child by the way). so were going back to the one in my hometown bc theyre good and im gonna help and bc were going to be in my hometown in the morning i get a little bowl of seeds for me (bacon egg and cheese on poppyseed bagel from my favorite bagel place in the world)
#guys i think like my life will probably be reset when i get my baconeggandcheese on poppyseed like. ill instantly get back on t and 1#billion dollars and my ptad will be gone andill have my own apartment and itll end all war and global warming will be entirely reversed and#every billionaire will drop dead instantly and their wealth will be redistributed across the world . i think this is whats gonna happen#joke. but is it#its a really good fucking bagel you guys
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