#poor he cheng

[scvorchous]

he cheng: that redhead boy, his eyes are green, right?

he tian: no, they're amber, just like honey or resin glistening in the rays of sun.

he cheng: and when was the last time he smiled?

he tian: well, this morning guanshan was eating a sandwich and smiled very-very slightly, out of the corner of his lips.

he cheng: right... and when is my birthday?

he tian:

he cheng: when is my birthday, he tian? when, huh? WHEN?

[asha-mage]

MDZS AU where Jiang Cheng realizes that Lan Sizhui is the Wen orphan that Wei Wuxian took care off during the Burial Mounds arc, decides that's close enough to qualify him as Nephew, declares that no Nephew of His (much less a surrogate son of Wei Wuxian's) is going to be raised in the Cloud Recedes, and immediately launches into a custody battle with Lan Wangji.

But since neither Jiang Cheng or Lan Wangji can acknowledge that Sizuhi has any connection to Wei Wuxian, both begin steadfastly and stubbornly insisting that he is a Cultivator of peerless potential and skill and he belongs in their sect thank you very much, and would clearly be very unhappy in the other's. This confuses the hell out of the already mystified Cultivation world, who had barely adjusted yet to gossiping about Sizhui being Wangji's illegitimate child by mysterious love affair.

(Eventually the common consensus in the rumor mills is that both JC and LW where in love with Sizhui's mother and both believe themselves to be Sizhui's real father.)

(LW couldn't care less what gossips say, but JC has to bite his tongue till it bleeds to avoid telling anyone the truth in a fit of anger.)

(It was Nie Huaisang who put that rumor out in the first place, partly to troll JC, partly because, in a way, it's a little true.)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

[doublxpresso]

someone accidentaly drank the love philter...

[thatswhatsushesaid]

stop, stop, can't you see he's already dead 🥺

[qiu-yan]

lbr if fanon portrayals differing wildly from canon characterization is enough to warrant the existence of a "canon [character]" tag, then we desperately need a "canon wei wuxian" tag.

[piosplayhouse]

Wwx is the only mxtx main protagonist who would not be a my little pony fan. But he does own a 20% cooler shirt

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Xie Lian: Arent you over reacting a little bit?

Hua Cheng, in tears, trying to pull out the sword stabbed into Xie Lian's shoulder: AREN'T YOU UNDERREACTING TOO MUCH??!!

[fluffypurpleglitterdemon]

Xie Lian: What is this place? Where are we? What god are all these statues of? Isn't it strange their faces are covered?

Hua Cheng: Play dumb!

Hua Cheng: I have no idea where we are or how we got here, let's not touch anything.

Hua Cheng: Not that dumb!

[adventure-waffles]

"Moments Before Disaster"

Managed to get something scribbled for huayin week, day three "pirate/mermaid"

[lmao-ooooooo]

modern au wei wuxian has long silky hair which he decorates VERY often (que lan wangji horny gripping for life) and lan wangji with an undercut because he has thick hair and it gets hot in the summer and he would like to play his sport without constantly having to wipe the sweat on his neck. (also wei ying seemed to like it (when wei wuxian saw lan wangji with an undercut for the first time he truly realised how badly down he was for this man and turned so red his brother began to rage-worry over wei wuxian))

[sonik-kun]

Pathetic, wet man xoxo

[potatosaresweet]

yall know that one political opponment of caesar who called him ''the husband of all women and wife of all men''? this is how i feel about pei ming

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Feeling Fruity

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[marichat-purrainrot]

feed this poor car

class doodles i digitalized,, the pen drawn version has more charm tho ngl

i mean— he's such a creature

[rainysorarts]

hong'er had a plan this year. It didn't work out as intended.