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the-goodkhush · 2 years ago

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help guys my roommate has decided to make chatgpt generated fan fiction and i am scared help she’s already made draco and harry fanfiction apparently guys pls send help immediately for both me and my roommate what has life come to that ai can produce such scary things i want to bleach my eyes

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flagellant · 2 years ago

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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desperatelyseekingjulia · 6 months ago

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fuck zodiac signs do you also kinda feel excruciatingly unlovable in every way possible sometimes

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starii-lins · 2 months ago

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doodled some bill aus :3

uncle bill au: @a-scary-lack-of-common-sense

handyman bill: @handymanbill

mr bill pines: @honeqq

bill & mabel friendship au: @millenianthemums

#bill cipher #gravity falls #mabel pines #dipper pines #gravity falls au #bill & mabel friendship au #mr bill pines au #uncle bill #im not rewriting that entire acronym it was hell enough writing it in th edrawing #handyman bill au #au #hopefully everyone doesnt mind the tags #im sorry if you do pls lmk

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sivychan-creep · 5 months ago

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LET ME BE YOUR MOMMY EMI😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖

I couldn't forget to do emi too,she's the real angel!!

#ultraman #ultraman rising #ultraman emi #emi #let me be your mommy pls💖💖#im gonna die for this cuteness she have #sivy-chan-hell

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crimson-constellations · 7 months ago

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atla modern au where suki & zuko are life guards for the summer and sokka just keeps drowning

#i have the feeling sm already though of this bfr but i just had this idea & i LOVEIT #atla #zuko #sokka #suki #zukki #sukka #zukka #zuki #sm PLS write that im begging and crying #i just love the idea of these 3 being so fucking stupid #sokka faking the hell out of it and zuko is almost tired of his bullshit #keyword almost #sukis just having fun with all this #at some point theyll start taking turns to save him

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maesonc-artistic-adventures · 25 days ago

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“If there is anyone here, who were to finish the job—put me down….i remember thinking: I hope it’s Seedling. I hope it’s Orym.”

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choccy-milky · 17 days ago

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✨ pokémon AU! 🔴✨ clora is mainly fairy & psychic (bc shes sweet but also smart) whereas seb trends towards fire/dark (even tho i only ended up giving him 1 dark pokemon...shhh) i originally gave him a houndour, bc dark + guard dog was such a perfect combo for him, but arcanine ALSO suits him and is way cuter so i had to go with that 🥹 and i had to fit in a raven and a snake pokemon somewhere bc...cmon🥰 BAHAHA

TYSM to the anon who inspired this!! it was so much fun

#also both of them have matching swellows that they dont use in their team...its my pokemon AU equivalent of their matching swallow patronus #& i didnt end up drawing this but when theyre older they also discover Unown in some ancient ruin/catacomb #and so it just kinda ends up following them/they keep it after they discover it #also anon... u said u had notes on ur phone for why sylveon is perfect for clora PLS SEND THOSE...or reply to this...im curious #god im so jealous of clora in that last pic of her being coddled by arcanine and charizard tho (and i guess by seb too😒)#oh to be snuggled by a bunch of pokemon...that should be MEEE!!!! im a cat person irl but god i love arcanine SO MUCH #i always have one in my team when i play and i always name him cheeto🧡#also i only gave seb a gengar bc i like him matching with clora and her having a clefairy BAHAHA..had to get my love of opposites in #gengar does suit him tho i mean just look at that face and that damn smile #same with togepi and corviknight...love the idea of the bird protecting the egg hehe. and ice type alolan vulpix with fire type arcanine #i also almost gave seb a ceruledge or amouredge bc they look like knights bahaha #i also originally gave clora an alcremie instead of lunatone bc i love alcremie...but the shiny lunatone is too perfect for her #a pale crescent moon with blue eyes like HELLO and its psychic..i had to...ravenclaw as hell #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #hogwarts legacy sebastian #clora clemons #choccyart

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orxinus · 3 days ago

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PART 4

< PART 3 PART 5 > (coming soon)

exclusive content, early access, and private discord server here

#euclydia rises #megalomaniac ford #gravity falls #gravity falls au #ford pines #bill cipher #book of bill #the book of bill #euclydia #orxa art #this was supposed to be the last part but then i realized it was too long #also im busy as hell this month bare with me pls haha #uni is killing me

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kyuuppi · 1 year ago

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Big beefy himbos are mentally incapable of understanding how huge their cocks are compared to your little holes and I think that's beautiful

#im ovulating pls send help #itto x reader #bokuto x reader #aone x reader #sukuna x reader #mirio x reader #if i tag foul legacy will i go to hell?#haikyuu smut #genshin smut #jjk smut #toji x reader

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plagalkey · 2 months ago

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ENERGETIC ⚡️

you make me feel so high

#atsuoikage #haikyuu #oikawa tooru #kageyama tobio #miya atsumu #oikage #atsuoi #haikyuu!!#they are not any specific member i just chose based on shot composition and vibes #so pls dont come at me saying u think so and so should be X member instead of Y member #I just want the vibes of them being on a competition show like p101 and then debuting together bc i think them being the JP members tgt #would be very sweet and help bridge some animosity or rival tension that exists like they are competing but also #they feel solace in eos presence being from same culture same language etc #tobio looooooves oikawa HAHA hes sooo starry eyed over him... tobio calling oikawa hyung im gonna kill myself #atsumu and oikawa get close maybe after iwaizumi gets eliminated maybe earlier/midway in the show? bc tsumu understands what it feels like #to suddenly pursue ur dream alone.. samu maybe trained with tsumu at same company but quit before they even enrolled on the show #atsumu being the mediator whenever oikage bicker LOL #oikawa being stressed af and snapping at tobio and tobio is so sad tsumu is like there there... ill go talk to oikawa hell come around itok #ats comforting oikw like telling him to ignore the netizen / bad edit etc and calming him down slowly and getting oikw to apologize to tobio #also tobio crawling into oikawas bed in the dorms to sleep with him at night and oikawa wants to complain but likes cuddling... deep downLOL

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 10 months ago

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wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #WEAR HEADPHONES. PLEASE. PLS. SAVE YOURSELVES.#suggestive #<- if i use a 'stronger' tag than that im 99% sure the post gets shadowbanned from showing up in the tags?#never ask me for anything ever again.#why did he say any of this #i dont know.#surely this will make people unfollow #or will it do the opposite #at this point. i have no idea #animals. all of you. ANIMALS. its ok im one too. we're in hell (together)#i didnt make the gif im sorry all i know is that its from twitter #yeah sorry for the recycled audio. i only have the 2 whimper clips...... so far.#but the actual talking parts are all new #i want to see that angel obliterated. send tweet.#smiles. evilly.#i dont know about you guys but im normal #anyway #if he somehow ever finds out about this blog im krilling all of u............. pls............#he cant know we are farming clips #(mostly joking) but yeah id prefer if this didnt spread past tumblr pls omg #we are past 700 followers now. idk what to say other than. wow.#ok surely no one is reading to this point. bottom gabe real. canon. true. thanks.#lets never speak of this again

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atomicmonkey1122 · 8 days ago

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Maybe I'm going into conspiracy territory but fuck it what have i got to lose now?

My real question is. What the hell happened? In 2020 Biden had 81 million votes to Trump's 74 million. This year Kamala's sitting at 66 million to Trump's 71 million.

So what the hell happened to the record number of single day voter registrations a while back? What happened to Kamala's record number of small donations? Why are strongly historically blue counties swinging so far the other way? (Starr County in Texas was blue every election since fucking 1896 but is red this year). I know the internet doesn't reflect real life but it really felt like the energy for Harris was way higher than for Hillary or Biden. So where did that go?

Were there really 15 million people who voted for Biden that decided they're single-issue-Palestine voters? That seems rather high.

I can't help but feel like something is fishy here. Trump established that its totally normal to launch investigations and sue a bunch of places when losing maybe Harris should try some of that idk

#also im just sayin if she figures out a way to actually steal the election id look the other way #do what you need to sis i dont want to deal with more trump pls pls #srsly tho what the hell happened here #us politics #us elections #politics #kamala harris #donald trump

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fanaticalthings · 4 months ago

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ANIMATED STEPHANIE BROWN MY BELOVED ❤️

#AND SHE'S VOICED BY STEPHANIE HSU MY QUEEN!!#dc gimme more animated steph pls pls pls #cant believe im getting fed like a 20 second spoiler cameo from a kite man show of all things #i aint complaing tho i miss her #stephanie brown #spoiler #dc animated #kite man: hell yeah!#fanatical posting #dc

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champagnensunshine · 3 days ago

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thepeoplesevilhag · 4 days ago

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yeah keep being mean to me and my journal will hear about this

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