#please try to understand this

[ser4fhim]

“you’re so awkward!” by your standards and with you, yes, i am. absolutely. by adults standards, i am actually incredibly well spoken and mature.

yes, i am a minor, and yes most of my friends are 2–7 years older than me. yes, i read adult books. yes, i watch mostly 18+ shows and movies.

why do i do this, you may ask? because connecting with kids my age is a literal battle, and no matter what i do, i need to water myself down for them, so they don’t get scared off.

something that is considered scandalous by my peers, is something to be praised about by adults, and kids older than me.

i read books that my peers are just getting started on years ago; i’ve watched all the shows that they’re discovering as we speak; i’ve been fascinated by topics they’re barely beginning to understand for YEARS.

most of my teachers are closer to friends rather than instructors. the fact that i share more interests with a middle aged man or woman, than 90% of kids my age, is something that’s just been common knowledge for my entire life.

i am awkward because i struggle to find common ground, and half the things that i consider interesting are treated like taboo. because somehow i’m “uncultured” and an “old soul” at the same time. because when i try to communicate something to my peers, it’s “weird” or “creepy.”

i literally cannot thank the adults that treat me as an equal enough. they mean so much to me.

[kangals]

friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.

but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.

please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”

[soldrawss]

Part 2 finally! Part 3 to come soonish,,,

You can find part 1 here!

[cornertheculprit]

i do think the "dark age of the law" thing in dual destinies was perhaps the stupidest thing imaginable. why's everyone suddenly freaking out about corruption in the courtroom. do you think manfred von karma got that forty-year win streak out of nowhere. do you think miles edgeworth got HIS win streak out of nowhere. do you think damon gant's control over Fucking Everything came out of nowhere. do you think furio tigre's ability to masquerade as a defense attorney and nobody saying a damn thing about it came out of nowhere. do you think franziska von karma holding up a photograph and being like "i know this picture is illegal but what are you gonna do? Unsee it? <3" came out of nowhere. The three-day "guilty until proven innocent" trial system. The sheer sway prosecutors held over the entirety of the court, up to and including shit like being able to assault the judge and opposing defense attorney with zero consequences + tailoring witness testimony to suit their case and threatening said witnesses if they said anything too revealing. Hello. Can anyone hear me. I'm going nuts

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

[nonas-third-tantrum]

reading baru cormorant is like. I’m at a party where the most insufferable people I know are playing settlers of catan. they invite me to join I say no thank you. they say oh come on you’ll pick it up quickly. I say that’s fine I’ll just watch. I try to focus but there are three beautiful women attempting to seduce one of the players and this is so much more interesting. and yet she ignores them and continues to play settlers of catan

[bigfatbreak]

everything happens so much

[tubbytarchia]

Sorry, last one, swear!! I'll try and finish this by the 10th and then I will leave you all alone. I'm experiencing some long missed joy in creating this, please forgive my impatient excitement

[can-a-tuna-fish]

I have something to say about boyf riends being queer platonic but the world isn’t ready

[sunnyrmrez]

Waterfall

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

[hg-aneh]

Sigh

I can't believe I have to say this

If you know of anyone who's y'know "bad" or anything of the sort and happens to follow me... don't??? tell??? me??

Regardless of the circumstances and actions of the person, I say this with the utmost respect and fear: I don't want to get involved

What people who follow me or don't or have me blocked or muted or whatever do in their free and irl time is not my business

I know not to mess with english-speaking communities' personal affairs now. Like, no offense, but y'all are pretty fucking creepy when it comes to stuff like that, and that's why, again, I don't want to get involved

I have enough problems in the real world currently. Please understand that! 🙏

[diospore]

I'm just saying if you're writing smut featuring trans people and you find yourself ONLY writing pre-op transmen as receiving penetration. ONLY writing your transmen as submissive.

You should really take a step back and think about why this is.

Also consider including trans people who have gotten bottom surgery. I'd like to see more of that. Or transmen using straps. That'd be cool too thanks.

[starsandmoonys]

Do yall know how many times I have almost screamed “JUST CALL YOUR DAD” at the tv when watching teen titans -

[spoiledskullz]

sonic movie monkey paw: knuckles is more popular now than he was prior to 2022 but it's movie knuckles and his character is still misunderstood

[deerabigailhobbs]

It's such a pet peeve of mine that many of the Hannibal fics that include Abigail have her portrayed as a Hannibal/Will 2.0. There's so much to explore with her canon guilt towards her victims, her gentleness that is always so overlooked because of her defensive exterior, but instead she's moulded into the perfect hannigram lovechild. Even outside of canon, she's simply an extension to these men.

Give me kind Abigail. Give me an Abigail who flees with Will and Hannibal to Florence. Who realises she's in the exact same spot she was a couple of years ago. Give me guilt-ridden Abigail who repeatedly apologizes after every meal, who frequents the church everyday and begs for forgiveness. Give me selfless Abigail, whose new classmates think she's cold and mean for keeping her distance, when in reality she can't bear the thought of seeing one of her peers on a missing poster.

There's just so much potential