#please i promise this is funny

[goosemander]

At popular request (aka the onceler cosplay person's) here's my y/n x the onceler fic i wrote less than 20 min after getting my wisdom teeth removed.

under the cut cause it's... a ride

cw for sexx and vore, but its extremely tame cause i was high and sixteen when i wrote this

@moth-tea-merchant (who's apparently the onceler cosplayer)

 it was a warm day that was cold. y/n was sitting on her front lawn looking at the butterflies and flowers and admiring being allergic to pollen when she lookd next door and there was…

A NEW NEIGHBOR!?!

“What?” y/n said. “i didnt kno i was getting a new neighbor!!!”

and then he walked out the house that is next to y/n’s. the neighbor is green like a green bean and he is tall also like a green bean adn y/n really likes green beans.

mmmm yummy green beans. roast them gril them stir fry then steam them. all green beans are good. even yucky ones. y/n starts drooling.

neighbor man looks over and says “hi i am named the onc*ler,”

“I am y/n” y/n says, “you look like a green bean.”

“people say that a lot,” on*eler says sadly.

“oh,” yn says. y/n offended the green bean man oh no.

the once*er leaves and goes back into his house to finish moving in because that is what he was doing. y/n looks at him and drools and thinks about eating her favrite food, green beans.

then all of a sudden, gren the *nceler comes out of his house.

“y/n i am in love with you!!!!” he sasy.

“i am sorry,” y/n says, “but i only love green beans”

“well i have a secret,” oncele* says, “i am actually a greenbean that was turned human.”

“oh em gee1” y/n ays. “we r perfect for each other!!!”

and then they kiss. the oncel*r’s mouth tastes like green beans and y/n likes that.

then they have sexx and y/n eats him like how praying manitses eat their mates adn also y/n really likes green beans. he tasted like a green bean. and that is how y/n fell in love and then accidentally ate her one true love. 

the end.

[ms-all-sunday]

who knew shed inspire such blind loyalty?

[royalarchivist]

Mine: Refer to me however you want!

Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.

[They high-five and fist-bump each other]

Mine:

[via @barbmine]

[davidtennan-t]

when you’re a fully domesticated Time Lord and you forgot to take the bins out on bin day

[philwillbeonfire]

[astros-silly-place]

sneegfrank mountain. or whatever it’s called.

and alive frank design by @glsneeg-enthusiast (sorry for ping I can always not mention you lol)

also obviously this is the genloss characters I promise I just couldn’t draw frank as a skeleton nor wanted too

[ratatatastic]

cats attending a yacht party as if they werent at booze garden at 1am the same day is so incredibly-

also matthew MATTHEW THAT SHIRT. THAT SHIRTTTTT. WHAT IS THAT.

6.29.24 (x)

[sollucets]

would it be a sin? if i can't let that fool go down alone.

@userdramas​ event 16: fools

[daredevils-advocate]

✨Good Timezone✨

[mellohiizz]

if requests are open then please please please more havoc duo :3?????? i love how you draw them i see your designs and fucking explode. Would drink bleach. uhh angsty or fluff or ANYTHING just havoc duo my beloveds

i went insane on this one. okay.

i've been listening to the horror and the wild by the amazing devil on repeat and i think it's extremely havoc duo coded. if anyone disagrees with me, you're wrong. here's some more little sketches i did for some other lyrics, because i used to make animatics for fun and i still miss doing them.

[cnl0400]

What's even the point in Thirteen making traps If she isn't going to use them on anybody?

She doesn't even try to kill Solomon anymore, they got rid of all her more """"problematic"""" features (AKA she was "too mean" or whatever). The difference between S4/OG!Thirteen and NB! Thirteen are night and day

[ch3rry-drywall]

mfw im a hallogen and my alkali metal friend left their luscious single valence electron unattended

[be-an-echo]

happy (belated) valentine's day!

[rynli]

me: I should write the one-shot that lives in my head about Harry applying for a job

brain: you will write a whole casefic about Harry realizing being a cop already killed him once, acab applies even to Kim, and he needs to quit if he wants to get better

[astralzeraphias]

he has a minigun now

[suckerforfluff]

ppl: discussing about which players should be shuffled for balance/self indulgence

me, holding on to the current teams for dear life: NO PLEASE DON'T TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME i want red team to get worse. i want green team, full of lone wolves and natural leaders, to keep arguing with each other while still getting shit done. i want blue team to keep being stubborn menaces with the most tragically wholesome and efficient farming subteam LET ME KEEP THEM A LITTLE LONGER PLEASE I BEG