#ngl this is one of my favorite things to inflict on people

[goosemander]

At popular request (aka the onceler cosplay person's) here's my y/n x the onceler fic i wrote less than 20 min after getting my wisdom teeth removed.

under the cut cause it's... a ride

cw for sexx and vore, but its extremely tame cause i was high and sixteen when i wrote this

@moth-tea-merchant (who's apparently the onceler cosplayer)

 it was a warm day that was cold. y/n was sitting on her front lawn looking at the butterflies and flowers and admiring being allergic to pollen when she lookd next door and there was…

A NEW NEIGHBOR!?!

“What?” y/n said. “i didnt kno i was getting a new neighbor!!!”

and then he walked out the house that is next to y/n’s. the neighbor is green like a green bean and he is tall also like a green bean adn y/n really likes green beans.

mmmm yummy green beans. roast them gril them stir fry then steam them. all green beans are good. even yucky ones. y/n starts drooling.

neighbor man looks over and says “hi i am named the onc*ler,”

“I am y/n” y/n says, “you look like a green bean.”

“people say that a lot,” on*eler says sadly.

“oh,” yn says. y/n offended the green bean man oh no.

the once*er leaves and goes back into his house to finish moving in because that is what he was doing. y/n looks at him and drools and thinks about eating her favrite food, green beans.

then all of a sudden, gren the *nceler comes out of his house.

“y/n i am in love with you!!!!” he sasy.

“i am sorry,” y/n says, “but i only love green beans”

“well i have a secret,” oncele* says, “i am actually a greenbean that was turned human.”

“oh em gee1” y/n ays. “we r perfect for each other!!!”

and then they kiss. the oncel*r’s mouth tastes like green beans and y/n likes that.

then they have sexx and y/n eats him like how praying manitses eat their mates adn also y/n really likes green beans. he tasted like a green bean. and that is how y/n fell in love and then accidentally ate her one true love. 

the end.

[grossnyucky]

Samsonite Headcanons

gonna put everything undercut, taking this from my comments on someone else's post so sorry if this is formatted weird i've never done anything like this </333

please feel free to tell me yalls headcanons too tbh

I like to think he's selective mute

his smile is his resting face which can make him hard to read initially

with that being said I think if he cares about you in our way traditionally, I think he takes the time to add nonverbal signals for his emotions

his ears twitch/move to show emotion, like a cat's (I think it would be easy for people to get confused what it means, which would end up with tales mixing which signals mean what for people who encounter him)

also giving him a small tail just cause, tails are fun

his favorite on brand is mtn dew :]

Samsonite likely inspired music in that universe, which would give more reasoning to drums/bass considering he likes a beat

that being said, I think he'd enjoy things like electro swing and would actively switch his dance style (enjoy the swing dancing mental image)

if y'all listen to music together that doesn't have much bass/beat I think it's slowly turn into pony by habit

he's a horse and I'm basing it off of the fact the song is Pony, do with that as you will

though all of his outfits have the overall and hat combo, I do think he also has the sagging pants and open shirt outfit on very rare occasions too (begging someone to draw this ngl)

I also want more people to draw his small fucked up form that appears during the exorcism, and whenever he tweaks out

on that note, he needs a host every once in a while. Taking liberties there I like to imagine it like Venom if he's weak enough/if a person is powerful enough

he calls you a doodoohead etc if you don't listen while he's in the backseat

this does probably mean being on a people's soul/on brand soda diet, so rip ur wallet probably

if you take his hat count your nanoseconds

Samsonite is playful/a tease, he likes to torment before taking people as a host or to his domain I feel like it's a given

if we go with the headcanon that he's a pig, he snorts for laughter

his domain reaches not only closets, drawers and bed undersides, but I also like to think this means any larger pieces of room furniture

he 100% uses this to jumpscare you or pulling you off the bed just cause

I think this would also allow him to travel via luggage

he can become pocket sized, let him have an iPod to listen to fr

he probably disappears for months at a time before coming back regularly, he's gotta feed

I think he'd adore scratches/pets

on that note watch out for biting or potentially ur soul being eaten (it's worth it though)

on the fence about how I see this, but I think touch is a one way street more often than not

but that could also be why he likes scratches and pets whenever he allows them

self-inflicted touch starved LMAO

if you think of him romantically, hear me out on doomed relationship cause technically he is one of the "great old ones"

denies each trip without taking you to the domain as stalling because he is attached but his survival needs mean more

using you as a host because in a way its a compromise, the best that both of your limits can offer anyway Anyway, I'm insane and if yall want something specific lmk :]

[apoli-meow]

!REUPLOAD!

Sorry to the person who commented on the original, I see you

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Still listening to Cult of Dionysus.. My parents are worried

Shoutout to that one guy who keeps encouraging me in the first few hours of posting I love you sm

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Sylviaaaaa (tbh she's like the least developed character cuz she's my least favorite (she's just kinda boring ig) but she does have somethings!!)

Name: Sylvia 'Zee' Zbornak

Age: 16

Sexuality: WOMEN- I mean lesbian (butch ofc)

Pronouns: she/her

Race: Mayan (mayan women are so beautiful istgggg- 😭😭💓💓... Sorry just my inner lesbian acting up)

Height: 173 cm (5'7 feet ���🙄)

Personality: tired jock, has braincells, is quickly losing them. The only thing that's keeping her from going insane is wander.

~ Random facts ~

• Has 3 younger brothers (triplets, age 10, idc abt canon at this point), her father is dead (yay for me inflicting trauma on my characters)

• Loves motorcycles

• MCR, G.L.O.S.S., Dream Wife (tbh I don't really know any of them at all, but I listened to a couple of their songs and they sound like something she would listen to lmao)

• Gym bros with Hater, they beat up eachother a lot (and beat up other people too)

• Was the one who bullied Peepers in middle school

• Now it's just awkward cuz she feels guilty but also takes no shit

• They are lowkey pissed at eachother but are forced to hang out together since they have the same friend group (hater and sylv becoming friends, wander and peepers kinda reconciling), so they have this sorta agreement to just not address their history (which is working out terribly but anything is better than communication ig)

• She was kind of a terrible person in middle school ngl

• Wander helped her change tho

• Dating Domi obv cuz these two are meant to be

• Her love language is being protective and putting pins on her bag for you. So a couple of them are actually not for her but for her friends ;)

• Her aesthetic is obviously punk but she's definitely more on the chill side.

• Not sure what else to say. Her tattoo is a quetzal bird, a symbol of freedom so I thought it would be perfect for her! Also it's really pretty <3

• Oh, I just remember - her water bottle is a gift from Wander (which is why it's so bright and colourful). She couldn't refuse a gift.

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Yeah, that's basically it. I definitely had fun with this drawing.

Who should I make a post about next? Wander, Domi or Hater? (be warned, Hater is kinda ooc (I'm doing my best here))

Plz respond 🥲 (asking people to respond worked before right?..)

P.S. here's her tattoo ik nobody needs it but I spent an hour on it

[shooshopath]

20 questions for fic writers!

tagged by @hydrochaeriswrites and tagging uuuuhhhh @secretlystephaniebrown @fiercynn @spacebeyonce @tododeku-or-bust idk if all yall still use ao3 but there's some general questions on here too! also anyone else i forgot!!

1. how many works do you have on ao3? only 4 on my actual account but I have a bunch that I orphaned X)

2. what's your total ao3 word count? just 22k rn! current wip is at 12k tho because i love doing these things to myself ig

3. what fandoms do you write for? SEKRET!!! its like. fine if people connect me to my fic eventually but i kinda like having one artistic hobby thats just for me

4. top 5 fics by kudos? SEKRET but it is one of the orphaned ones which I regret. sentence structures and awk sentences all over the place and I know I could edit it into something better now. it bothers me so much that I cant and its just out there!!! being enjoyed while existing in its unimproved state!!!!

5. do you respond to comments? I try!!! sometimes way way later

6. fic you wrote with the angstiest ending: IM NOT CAPABLE OF IT the most I can do is bittersweet leaning sweet

7. fic you wrote with the happiest ending: I'm ngl my current wip might be the schmoopiest shit I've ever written. like even reading it over for edits I get embarrassed aejghaekgh

8. do you get hate on fics? naaah i think the closest I've gotten are comments complaining about top/bottom dynamics which like. suffer

9. do you write smut? if so, what kind? sexy kind

10. do you write crossovers? im not built for that

11. have you ever had a fic stolen? never targeted? most of them did end up on that one scraping site tho which rip

12. have you ever had a fic translated? nope

13. have you ever co-written a fic before? no and honestly the way I write is so convoluted and all over the place I would never willingly inflict that on someone else. in unrelated news i just found out i have adhd

14. all-time favorite ship? I don't think I can choose one!! I usually get super passionate about one ship at a time before moving onto the next one. In terms of stories tho and not just ships, I do think utena and mdzs will always hold particularly special places in my heart even if the mdzs fandom was a hot mess

15. what's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? AAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA . many.

16. writing strengths: I'd like to think I'm pretty good at writing humor??

17. writing weaknesses: BACKGROUUNNDDSSS SETTING UP SCENESSS AGONY AGONY AGONY

18. thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? I'm comfy throwing in bits of chinese and sometimes japanese, but anything outside of that I'd ask for help

19. first fandom you wrote for: naruto....believe it...

20. favorite fic of yours: my favorite fic is always whatever I am currently working on. my least favorite fic is also whatever I am currently working on.

[daz4i]

Top 5 Nikolai moments (I miss seeing you gush about him)

i miss gushing about him too ;-; so thank you for the opportunity >:3 it's unironically very good for my health. and sorry for the late reply hehehe 🥺

under a read more if it works bc it's. long (added pics and they take a lot of space :P) also tw for ig some slight gore and blood?? bc it's nikolai lol

1. one of my most favorite lines in the entire manga tbh:

he is the only one who gets me . also what happens next is extremely hot (he gets cut in half) (dw it's coming up later in this post)

2. bird speech:

he is the only one who gets me pt 2. also love seeing him be genuine. in the anime his voice acting is SOOOOOO good it's unreal. also he is so beautiful without his eye cover. look at him

3. the thing that came right before it:

1 god he is so hot when he stabs and goes insane (sorry for the horny on main it will happen again) 2 i just love the duality in this entire scene. this is my take but i think he does feel guilty for killing as he says afterwards, but part of his guilt is because he does enjoy killing and inflicting pain, so his words here^ are genuine, but are in fact his guilt speaking, he just exaggerates his enjoyment, and later expresses his guilt in a more direct way

(also this scene is so much better in the manga, i love his cartoonishness here, the blood splatters, the lines covering his face etc. the anime was very underwhelming in that regard)

4. arm moment (not in the manga yet ;0)

again. stellar voice acting. a very emotional moment, most emotional than we've ever seen him, and he seems so conflicted too! with the new context the most recent manga chapter added to what comes before this moment, it makes it clearer where some of his conflicted feelings come from, as well. i already wrote a whole analysis of this scene on the day the ep came out lol i won't get into it again

5. a two frame combo >:3 (easier to take from the anime. also i think they were well adapted!)

me when i'm normal and well adjusted. and gay

this is kind of a sequel. it was my original #5 bc i straight up forgot abt that^ somehow but it's the same scene so it counts. and i love this frame so so much you have no idea

along with fyodor's jesus imagery and nikolai essentially betraying him. what if i went insane and started biting people. this frame means so much to me you have no idea.......

also bonus frames that just don't have as much emotional impact but i wanna share them bc i love him and this is a post for me to gush about nikolai after all:

this entire page <3 he is such a good actor (unless you subscribe to that one theory that he actually died here and was written back into life with the page or smth. idk) (+ small cameo from my other main bsd f/o teeheehee :3)

unironically one of my fav frames in all of bsd just bc he's so pretty. and i love the ?. you're so right king keep on speaking your truth with no fear.

m. my cover photo. also one of my most favorite frames in the entire manga. also one of the most me coded frames that isn't dazai lol

my boy in his cryptid era

another moment i prefer in the manga sm and i had a very vivid image of how it'll look and sound in the anime and i was kinda disappointed it didn't end up happening (tbf. other nikolai scenes DID end up looking exactly the way i imagined they would lol)

me when i'm having an identity crisis and letting it out on my cat:

ok the last one ik you may be sensitive to bc it is the most gory thing here so i'm giving you a warning to stop scrolling here

(unless you wanna see anyway in which case this is just a warning to prepare you <3)

and another line to actually take up space

this is my equivalent of sfw sasuke

okay there we go:

i need to eat him so fucking bad

and that's all i have to share i think <3 might've ended up using like 80% of his screentime here ngl. worth it. i love him sm

[starrynightarchive]

thanks for the tag @chameliyun !

1. How many works do you have on ao3?

Officially, 10. Unofficially? You'll never know. And I'm working on waaaaay too many things at once so. you can look forward to that.

2. What's your total ao3 word count?

163,934. pretty low considering the fact that i write like a maniac. It's just that i don't finish my works easily.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

I've written for haikyuu!! and bungou stray dogs. i would love to write for a couple more but I'm consumed by bsd brainrot now. All day everyday. THEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

friend, please (don't take your life away from me)- 449

he ain't heavy, he's my brother- 292

do you like or like like me? - 213

where we're from, there's no sun- 208

the love you gave me remains, that's why I'm still alive- 149

5. Do you respond to comments?

Yes! Even though I've been putting off responding to them for sometime now because of classes but! they never fail to make my day. I keep coming back to them. i might not always know what to say, but trust me when i say i'm grateful for every single one of them <3

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

hmmmm i write fics with a lot of angst content ngl but i also make sure to add happy stuff in between or at least try my best to make it bittersweet. but in my fic 'darling, don't you weep', no such efforts were made lolol. just Pain.

7. What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

i'd say my long ass iwaoi fic, till forever falls apart.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

nope! only lots of love which i'm immensely grateful for :D

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

no comment.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I have not written one yet, but i might write one in the future! recently i've been thinking a lot about saiki & mob & anya shenanigans so. that might become a thing.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

no again

12. What's the longest you've spent working on one fic? And the shortest?

longest? a year almost, on my iwaoi fic that i mentioned above. i put a lot of effort and love into that one and it contains a piece of me. as for shortest, i'd say my femskk fic (fleurs du mal) that i finished in two? days or more like few hours distributed b/w those days because of the brainrot @littlesp1ders inflicted on me.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

no, but if all goes according to plan @feralshadowdemon and i will be writing a fyozai fic sometime before we die.

14. What's your all-time favorite ship? From all fandoms?

how dare you ask me this question. i'll give you a few: hilson (house md), iwaoi (haikyuu), and a Lot of rarepairs from bsd. but listen. listen. skk has me in a chokehold. i can't escape. someone please help. i might be very biased towards them.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

my answer would probably make you go :O. it's a queerplatonic dynamic analysis of kita and oikawa. yes, the captains of inarizaki and aoba johsai. their personalities clash in every way possible and i really, really want to explore that.

16. What are your writing strengths?

i would say my strength lies in the fact that i'm not afraid to be vulnerable and experiment with my writing. and i love writing. that's what makes my writing good, i'd say.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

i get frustrated trying to write certain scenes with very specific emotions and actions because it's in my head but it's hard to make people see it the way i do. but i always take some time off, come back to it and write until i'm satisfied with the result.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

haven't done it yet, but i would do it if the story needs it/it enhances the storytelling. i'm also naming my current wip in tamil (indru, netru, nalai- literally translated to today, yesterday and tomorrow. it's a story related to time loop, reincarnations and the timeless nature of skk's love for each other)

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Published: haikyuu!! Unpublished: bbc sherlock or harry potter, i'm not sure.

20. Favorite fic you've written?

mean question. all my fics hold a special place in my heart for different reasons. but one fic that always makes me feel a strange (good strange) emotion is my brother-sister dynamic dazai &yosano fic, where we're from, there's no sun. underrated, imo. yes i'm hyping up my own work what about it.

i'd love to hear from yall, but no pressure! @feralshadowdemon @just-a-dinosaur-i-guess @zukkaoru @roobgumball95

20 Q's for Fic Writers

thanks for the tag @spacejammie-eimmajecaps!

How many works do you have on ao3? Officially 8, but I have one on anon and one currently unrevealed in a fic exchange

What's your total ao3 word count? 61,996

What fandoms do you write for? So far I've written for Death Note, Tangled the Series, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Haikyuu, plus a couple of crossovers. Haikyuu is definitely my main rn though

What are your top five fics by kudos? #1: Frosting and Freckles: 69 (nice) #2: Draw Me Near: 39 #3: [embarrassing anon fic]: 35 #4: Varian Is Not a Wizard: 25 #5: Midnight Coda: 21

Do you respond to comments? Yeah, I love to! I don't get a lot so they always make me happy :)

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? probably the anon fic sdfsk but other than that, Midnight Coda is kinda bittersweet because of what happens later

What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? hmm idk but the sappiest is definitely Frosting and Freckles

Do you get hate on fics? Not so far, thankfully! I don't think I have a big enough readership for that haha

Do you write smut? If so, what kind? I have not; not sure what kind it would be if I did

Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written? I love writing crossovers! A PJO/HP crossover was actually what got me into fanfic. Unfortunately most of them are merely concepts or abandoned (for now), but as for crazy, I think my Lunar Chronicles/PJO one is the craziest in terms of how the plot grew out of control from a simple "what if these two characters interacted" to "I could rewrite most of this series," which is why I got stuck and put it on hiatus lol but I do want to get back to it someday. Maybe once I finish my other active crossover

Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not to my knowledge

What's the longest you've spent working on one fic? And the shortest? Uhhh well if we count "working on" as "having it in the back of mind to get to but haven't worked on in months," probably Sent from the Heavens lol. If not, then Varian Is Not a Wizard (just over two years since I published the first chapter). Shortest is definitely Midnight Coda, since I wrote that pretty much in a day iirc

Have you ever co-written a fic before? No, but it sounds like it could be fun!

What's your all-time favorite ship? From all fandoms? Dude I have no idea how to narrow that down. Best I can give you is my current fave is Tsukkiyama from Haikyuu

What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? Probably my "Leo Valdez ends up in the ATLA world" one :sob: It never made it past the word doc and about three pages of story and I haven't looked at it in like two years

What are your writing strengths? I like to think I'm pretty good at dialogue and grammar/spelling

What are your writing weaknesses? Everything else (jk). I am awful at describing scenes/settings; I get bored writing them so I don't put as much effort in as I should haha. I also tend to ramble and use passive voice too much

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic? I haven't done it, but I think it's fine as long as it fits the context

First fandom you wrote for? Published: Avatar: The Last Airbender. Unpublished: Percy Jackson

Favorite fic you've written? I think it's still Bent Out of Shape. It's so niche, but I had an idea and I executed it, and I'm proud of what I accomplished. Although once I finish Varian Is Not a Wizard, that might take the top slot.

No-pressure tagging: @supermarine-silvally @starrynightarchive @litterateur97 @palant1r @soreiya @lilac-writes @oloreandil @kandybarkreepshow @ellegamgee and anyone else who wants to!

[kai-harada]

OMG ok how about kakyoin and Josuke 4?

Kakyoin

Do I like them: ABSOLUTELY, he’s such an interesting character!!

5 good qualities:

1. I love seeing him figure shit out, and just his creative solutions to stuff!! I think about how he beat Death 13 by getting his stand inside Death 13’s head and everything a lot. ALSO his gaming against Telence D’Arby

2. His loyalty, just how dedicated he is to sticking with the crusaders. That moment when he decided to join them and mirrors Jotaro’s words back at him was just :’))

3. Kakyoin goes h a r d sometimes and tbh it kinda slaps ngl!! It’s such an interesting contrast between here’s this polite albeit blunt dude who’s very loyal to his friends, but also if you piss him off he will fuck you up and I think that’s very Cool of him :))

4. His bravery. God the fact he confronted Dio at all speaks volumes about Kakyoin, Kakyoin knows exactly what Dio can do and has dealt with the pain that Dio has inflicted upon him, but he still stands up to him and fights him. He’s a tough kid

5. I love his character design in general aksksks His red wavy head flop bang(?) and his epic gamer sunglasses are Great and I want to steal his earrings

3 bad qualities:

1. Sometimes Kakyoin goes too hard, like maybe feeding shit to a baby isn’t the Best thing to do?? Every time I remember that scene I gag

2. Bruh whyd they have to take him out for a good chunk of the story?? That’s not his fault but damn. It’s like well he’s in the hospital OH NOW HES BACK, and now he’s Dead. Like ok

3. Is a gamer😔😔😔

Favorite episode/etc.: Ok BESIDES THE ENDING, the episodes with him fighting Death 13. Just I loved the horror elements of those two episodes but also like I said above, seeing Kakyoin figure shit out and how he defeated Death 13 was So Cool, like those episodes were really for him to shine in imo

OTP: Ehhhhhhh I wouldn’t call him and Jotaro an OTP but they’re fine? Him just being alone romantically is also really chill

BROTP: Him and Polnareff!!

OT3: This is Platonically and in a brotp way, but him and the crusaders in general :’))

NOTP: Any Adult and also Ryoko🤢🤢

Best quote: When he told Polnareff to attack the canteen and Polnareff was like “why don’t you do it???” and Kakyoin was just like “Because I Don’t Want To” hdjdjfkk

Headcanon: I’ve said this before but I really headcanon him as autistic. Ngl, his backstory of feeling isolated from his peers and being unable to connect with other kids and everything reminded me of when I was a kid. Also like how he starts listing facts about the countries he’s in to the other crusaders, like warm cola and what not. It’s nice thinking that maybe like cultural anthropology is a special interest of his :) He just reads as autistic to me in general tbh which makes me smile

Josuke

Do I like them: YES, ONE OF MY FAVORITE JOJO CHARACTERS!! He is my Favorite JoJo, he’s so good and I love him so much :’DDDDD

5 good qualities:

1. THE FACT THAT HIS STAND’S MOST UNIQUE ABILITY IS HEALING AND WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT JOSUKE AS A PERSON!!!! ITS JUST?? Like when Jotaro says how much of a gift Josuke has in a world where people just try to crush each other or smthn is just so👌👌😭😭😭😭

2. I love how he can go from angry to goofy in like a couple seconds lmao

3. How he interacts with Koichi and Okuyasu, any episode that has a part dedicated to their friendship is always So Good

4. Maybe this sounds weird, but I like that he’s Just Some Dude in a lot of ways. Like beyond his stand, imo he’s very relatable, he’s just an easy character to connect with I think which is Neat

5. He’s Just A Good Kid Tbh, every time I see Josuke I smile, he is just Good :)

3 bad qualities:

1. Bruh, turning someone into a book is kinda hardcore (but then again Terunosuke did hurt Tomoko so y’know)

2. I remember wishing in the beginning he was more cognizant that Shigechi is just a middle school kid, like yeah he’s being a brat, he’s a child bro

3. Doesn’t like turtles >:( /j

Favorite episode/etc.: The Shigechi’s Harvest episodes and the one where him and Okuyasu go to Tonio’s restaurant, I love seeing him be goofy with his friends :’))) ALSO the one where he fights Yuya holy shit the Motorcycle Scene!!

OTP: Him and Okuyasu are p Neat

BROTP: Him and Koichi and Okuyasu, the Dudes

OT3: I don’t think I have one??

NOTP: Any adult yet again, special note to Rohan, not only is Rohan an adult but they also hate each other’s guts, I Despise that ship

Best quote: How he reacts when Okuyasu comes back to life, just he loves his friends so much and it’s so good😭😭😭😭

Headcanon: Him and Okuyasu sometimes have prank wars with each other (nothing crazy like the YouTube shit, I mean genuinely fun silly stuff y’know?) Koichi prefers just watching from the sidelines, always with a smile on his face and/or a look of concern akskd

[apparentlyaswarmofbees]

I've been asking around this one question for a few people now, because I like hearing what people have to say about it...

So I wouldn't mind it if you shared a list on who's your favourite (from Most to Least) from the Obey Me! Crew (Brothers & Formally Undatables)...

Also, please feel free to ramble on about why you placed them in each space...

O-oh dear-

First off, you spoil an infodumper like me too much lol (I am happy sfjsjjdjn) and I am going to go overboard (and changing the order of things) for my own pleasure.

And so...

Second off...

Gladly

Here is My List of LEAST to MOST Favorite of The Obey Me Boys ^^

That I just did on spot because I didn't have one ready because it's hard for me to rate the characters as they all have their traits and even their flaws add something good to the character but I'll be dammed if I don't enjoy deep frying my brain for fun.

Please take note I am taking this literally and all characters in here are FAVORITES, just some will be more and some less, which mean I LIKE ALL OF THEM. Yes, I have changed my opinion on a certain two characters I have said to not like, and I am not ashamed to say I was incorrect.

So let's start this off with the right foot shall we?

#12 | Diavolo

He is still infuriating I won't deny that. And I won't pity him though he is a tragic character that is so lonely he overrates any kind of affection, that doesn't know how to interact with others without exagerating, that has no one to give an oposing opinion because of his status and so it's increasingly hard for him to learn to make good decisions, and with his goal to unite the realms I could almost say he is naive. He's a bit of a puppy always wanting some pets, but as a not dog person, I don't have enough in me to be always playing, so to me an overly needy puppy can end up getting annoying, though of course, I can't help it but at least give it a few pets before going my way.

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#11 | Simeon

Yes in the end I actually liked him all along but was just in denial after I thought about it. Simeon is a good character, he's a dick even though he's an angel and he doesn't bother to be any different, he definetelly has his own set of rules he follows and I believe he would be a Chaotic Good just like me. He's well made. And as much as he is pretty unlikeable, the mystery, the questions, the fact that he has always been the same we just didn't get to interact with him much to see it, to have a naturally asshole character put down some of his walls to help us even if part out of possible self interest. And of course he's also fun. Simeon is charming, and I have come to appreciate all of him.

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#10 | Luke

A kid. A brat and a tsundere. I Absolutely love the character development and it's extremelly adorable. He's now officially our guardian angel and I love that. He was just a prick that I rolled my eyes so hard whenever I encountered him in the game and now he's just a lil' bratty brother that is fun to tease and squish the cheeks off. He's a really nice kid in the end, just previously ignorant, but still nice because he was willing to learn and change despise saying he didn't want to. I personally can understand Luke as I was pretty alike as a kid. Again, he's a nice kid I would gladly buy some balloons and cotton candy for.

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#9 | Barbatos

The number 1 buttler, he's just, a good dude l o l. He has his distance from everyone due to his position but that doesn't make him any less interesting. He is mysterious and powerful and yet he feels, so chill. He's also fun and actually has a pretty soft personality in which he knows exactly when to switch off to strict. He's a character I respect and wish existed in real life so I could be friends with (╥﹏╥).

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#8 | Solomon

Shady sorcerer is actually a pretty good guy though mildly insane. He is actually responsable (and takes it pretty seriously seeing he's basically the representative of the human realm). He's kind though again, mildly insane, and diligent. He may have terrible food but the fact he does it with good intentions is pretty adorable, he just likes to follow his instincts and be spontaneous because he likes new and exciting things. He probably has quite a bit of angst to him due to his not only immortality in not aging but also by not being able to be killed but even so it feels that, contrary to how many human immortals end, he still hasn't lost the light in his eyes and can still enjoy things and enjoy being alive, and that is most likely thanks to other immortal/long living beings such as demons.

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#7 | Lucifer

Yep. Lucifer is actually a really fucking great character, he's fond of his family, hard worker to the point of destroying himself, self punisher, elegant, pretty af, cute at times. But not exactly my most favorable cup of tea. Seeing I can see through his bullshit all his posessiveness, all his pettiness, all his actions just becomes ridiculous and annoying. And theres also a problem with the fact we always end up submiting to him, I don't want that. For every time he disrespects me I want him to kneel and kiss my feet. His pride collides with my own, and his decisions do too. But even so he is very reliable and so he has my respect for that, I do want to hug him and tell him he deserves nice things and that he can rest now this is not the war anymore you don't have to bow down to anyone anymore you didn't doom your brothers but freed them instead, but then again he makes bad decisions because he has zero braincells for emotional intelligence and that pisses me off and makes me just want to yeet him off a cliff. Yeah Lucifer, I would gladly kick you in the balls with ♡°.•love•.°♡.

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#6 | Leviathan

Surprising is it not? But it's true, I often focus on Levi due to him not only being pretty alike to me but also because he's related to many things I have been familiar with since I was born: animes and games. His anxiousness is relatable, the outcastness is relatable, the awkwardness is relatable, the obsession is relatable, the references are relatable, the infodumping is relatable. He's very relatable to me, but not my most favorite, and all because of his envy. He's a guilt tripper, and though I am long immune to it in real life due to extreme exposure to it from my family, it still is enough for his rank to go down. I still love him though, but mostly as the character that represents the thing I am most familiar with in life: myself.

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#5 | Beelzebub

Big puppy, he's the type of guy who will talk to plants. He has big and strong hands that could crush anything and yet he will do his best to handle some things gently. He's chill and non judgemental, loyal to the core. Once you win him over, you win him over, he would die for you. He is purposely childish at times and it's cute. He is amazing. I wish I could enjoy eating like he does. He's the only character I truly feel hurt for, as he is deeply inflicted by survivor's guilt and it just pains me I can't comfort him because he isn't real ಥ‿ಥ

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#4 | Belphegor

Hoh boy. The brat. The fandom itself is pretty divided on their liking of Belphie and it's understandable lol. But I personally understand Belphie. To hide hurt behind anger, hate and spite, to turn to agression to prove a point but you end up just fucking up. But the guilt and wish to fix things can lead one to giving themselves up, and so it becomes a constant battle of getting close but not too close for the sake of both parties involved. I get this boy more than I wish I ever did, and that's why he's high on the ranking. And because he's cute ngl.

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#3 | Satan

H o h b o y, another one that reminds me of myself, only it's the aftermath of the above where one bottles up all their negative feelings because being emotional is not being rational and who the fuck even wants to not be rational. Where you have no fucking idea who you are because all you know is to stomp your feet and scream for the sake of making an statement but that just proved all your enemies a point so now you turn to smarts to prove yourself. To make others angry, to make them frustrated and infuriated with your knowledge because you want to prove yourself, be reconized for who you are, to be someone and also, hopefully, change other people's ways, to make them understand they are wrong because you deep down actually want to get along with them. Yeah, Satan is high on the list, and it's also because he likes detectives uwu.

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#2 | Asmodeus

What a fucking icon he is I love him okay. It frustrates me when people use cheating as a angst prompt for him as he's obviously someone who just isn't made for monogamy, and he's pretty honest and I feel he would have nothing to hide and would talk it all out with all his partners. He's a sweetheart that works hard on daily basis and hour after hour to mantain an image, he likes the attention, he wants to be loved. If anyone mildly self centered ever told me 'I love you as much as I love myself' I would marry them on spot. Asmo is just incredibly sweet and I love all his affection and respect him for all the work he does to make a good impression and look up to that self confidence even though most of it is actually just him trying to convince himself. Also perfect example off gender is an ilusion lol.

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#1 | Mammon

Yep, our number 1, The Great Mammon, the most lovable dumbass that has been by our side from the start though with a bit of whining. This man is perfect. He has incredible self control over his powers, and as someone who used to be an angel to be able to use money all you want bro. I wouldn't feel bad either. He's our protector from start to end to the point he focuses on us instead of the queen in the Dame event. He isn't stupid just has selective focus just like me! And all the people with ADHD and many other neurodivergents. When he wants something he does is perfectly and diligently, he just needs the right push at the right time. He's the most good of all demons and even angels and he loves all his brothers deeply, he is always there to support everyone to the point of even allowing himself to be the punching bag for the sake of them not turning too much on one another. He was literally our first SSR card, our first call, our first pact, our first and the best. He IS great, truly.

[pocket-void]

Bro I am a sucker for world building, just read any of my AU's to see that lol. But if you like questions, the the SoH AU, how do they meet each other. I can imagine they all have a common goal it seems, well most, to stop the war and bring peace. But, I can also imagine that they do NOT trust each other.

World building is my absolute JAM! I can honestly do it forever, it’s just really fun crafting societies and worlds for stories to take place in, y’know? ^///^ It’s probably one of the reasons I like D&D so much.

But anyways, yes, you are absolutely correct! Everyone is more or less on the same page, but the main conflict centers around how they interact with each other! Character interaction based stories are my absolute favorites, and the SoH AU is mostly just interpersonal conflict. Can they work together to successfully reunite the kingdoms? Will the courts crush the rebellion before they reach that agreement? Or will they perhaps inadvertently destroy each other in the process? OOooh drama, one of my favorite flavors of it no less. o///o

I’ll give you a general plot run down I guess? Focusing on when they actually meet instead of like, actual plot threads. (This story has way too many layers, but what thing I make doesn’t at this point-) I wasn’t planning on putting tons of thought into this currently, but since you’re curious I’ll tell ya what I’ve got. ^///^

If this were a comic or fic, the story would be broken up into various points of views and basically tell different parts of the story at different times. Eventually everything gets pieced together by the climax, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves. Please note that these notes are out of order, but here’s how each of them eventually meet up:

Janus is the first person to meet everybody in the story at least once, under various different aliases thanks to his shapeshifting ability

He doesn’t approve of a lot of them

Mostly because they either seem unsuited for their cause or completely unwilling to cooperate

He thinks Roman is dangerous

He knows Logan is powerful but untrusting

He thinks Patton is valuable but soft

He and Virgil just flat out don’t get along

Patton and Virgil don’t realize that they’ve met Janus somewhere before when he’s introduced later

Logan and Roman do notice, but don’t really mention it

Well, Roman does, but like, vaguely and ominously for the aesthetic

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Janus and Remus met a long long time ago. They’ve known each other for years.

They met in the land of Diamonds, which was strange because Remus is a Clover. 

He claims to be a runaway since he was young, though Janus finds that a little odd regardless.

They become pretty decent friends, and eventually skedaddle out of Diamond territory together once Janus gets cursed and is officially branded a traitor to the court

Eventually JOKER is formed and they’ve had eachother’s backs ever since. Though admittedly Janus doesn’t really know a whole lot about Remus in the grand scheme of things.

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Remus kind of goes around acting like a wanted criminal very often; he has absolutely no fear

He is in fact Roman’s twin, their parents were of two suits and so they ended up being like that too

Unfortunately that causes a lot of problems when you’re a Clover in the Land of Diamonds, so he ended up being hidden away for safety a lot until he just ran off.

Remus’ core is actually unstable, which is why nobody (Not even himself) can figure out what his rank is

Patton eventually figures that out but he isn’t sure if there was a way to fix that

Honestly Remus thinks it’s super cool like that

He meets Logan by attempting to con him, but it ends up with them getting into an even larger scheme and busting some sort of underground trading ring

Logan thinks he’s insufferable, but a Clover is more bearable than a Diamond any day

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Somewhere in the beginning in the Kingdom of Spades Logan comes to the realization of just how corrupt the higher court truly is.

He blows up at a higher ranking official for making clearly lackluster and inefficient decisions to manipulate and twist things in their favor and simultaneously quits and gets exiled for this. (Literally just “You can’t fire me, I quit”)

Well actually the court can’t just let him walk off like that, and basically try to get him assassinated

He realizes something is off and anticipates the ambush, but he’s still terribly outnumbered and gets really wounded, though he manages to escape into Hearts territory where he collapses in the snow and gets found by Patton

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Patton’s workshop is in a really obscure alleyway, and there’s metal cuff latched onto his right wrist. He’s basically under house arrest for his history of trying to harbor fugitives.

He finds Logan during an outing and takes him in like a good Samaritan of course

Logan is still in his scholarly robes and so he’s instantly identifiable as a Spade, not that Patton wouldn’t find out regardless but still

Patton heals his wounds as best he can while Logan rests, since he was out in the snow for quite a while

Logan bolts up and almost causes a scene when he finally wakes, and Patton has to convince him he won’t turn him in to the high court

They don’t get along the best until Logan lowers his guard a little and figures out a way for Patton to escape house arrest (He fiddles with the bracelet along with Patton’s soul smithing abilities, not going in to the science of that rn)

Logan stays with Patton while he figures out his next course of action

He admittedly respects Patton’s profession and finds it very interesting, since the Spade court lacks a lot of info on the matter

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Virgil has actually dueled Janus on a few occasions, and the main reason is mostly just because they don’t get along. He finds the man untrustworthy, which is a fair assessment ngl.

He meets Remus under better circumstances

They meet one day while Virgil is on patrol, since Remus is a Clover he’s the one in charge of doing errands in Clover territory

They get along alright and Virgil admits to him that he doesn’t think the high courts are doing what’s right for the people

Remus uses that opportunity to kind of nudge him into doing rebellion stuff, which Virgil actually declines

He does set out on a personal quest soon after though, and resigns from his position as a guard

It raises a few suspicions in the court, and a lot of people were against his choice, but Virgil was firm and he left before anyone could say anything more

He meets Logan somewhere down the line in Hearts territory with Patton, they’re pretty snippy with each other in the beginning

The three stay together at Patton’s for a while and are almost busted twice before deciding to leave

Patton stays at first but eventually he joins their plans to rebel and save the people, since he knows how much they’ve been suffering under the court’s rule

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Roman gets a few visits sprinkled in various parts of the story

He meets Janus rather early, who visits him to ask for his assistance

It doesn’t work out very well

Janus is challenged to a duel, but because of the curse inflicted on him he was in no condition to fight a King ranked individual

He promises to find Roman a suitable opponent, to which Roman agrees to help the cause if Janus manages to do so

Virgil kind of stumbles upon his castle while travelling and gets roped into a bizarre tea party where Roman just kind of complains to him the whole time

Roman doesn’t take the Jack seriously but he enjoys company regardless

They quip a lot and kind of become friends, and Roman leaves him with some ominous words about the future and bids him farewell

Somewhere down the line Logan goes to formally challenge Roman to a duel, and they have quite possibly the most ridiculous and wild fight that ends in half of Roman’s castle in rubble and the Diamond court having a massive collective headache

Logan earns Romans respect and they settle stuff over tea

And those are my scattered and bare bone ideas written for you at 2:20 AM in the morn. o///o

[edwardslostalchemy]

the thing that kills me about bakugou is when the plf go "having a powerful quirk means i'm better than you"and basically advocate for eugenics, it's horrible and corrupt, but when bakugou does it, it's lol funny and 'oh that gremlin.' in a recent chapter he made fun of the past OFA holders for having 'weak' quirks and dying and he said these things in front of Toshi, who has himself given so much. just...what was the point of him knowing about OFA if he was just going to be a disrespectful ass?

I have no idea why it was necessary for him to know, tbh. I think it was a waste of an opportunity to give him growth by NOT telling him. And honestly, I agree that k*tsuki and the plf have similar ideals because they’re elitists. :/ They think they’re better than others. Unironically, the lov wanting k*tsuki on their side would have been like, them all sharing this same thought. Idk, I just don’t like him. The things he says and does are played off as comedic relief now and it’s honestly so annoying. He needs to be brought down from his pedestal. 

(I have multiple messages so I am putting them all in one post under a read more, I hope it works, but if somehow it doesn’t, I’m really sorry. My computer says it works, but mobile doesn’t show it. This will be a long post.)

Anonymous said:

You know... I wouldn’t mind Bakugou winning vs Ochako so much if his blast had simply redirected enough rubble for him to make it though the pelting, and the fight had ended with an actual visible inflicted injury on his part, like a cut on his face, that stuck around for the rest of the tournament. Make the close call have more concrete, visible consequences for him then his arms aching a bit.

I agree with this completely. That thing about his arms aching doesn’t show much of the consequences at all. And he gets over it rather quickly. I hate that he has so much plot armor.

Anonymous said:

Ngl i dont ship Todo/deku (dont really ship Izuku with anyone lol) but its such a nice ship like?? People can ship what they want but why ship Baku/deku when Tododeku is RIGHT THERE. I would rather have todo/deku be the twin stars like.. Todoroki having to overcome his fathers legacy and be a better hero then his father ever could be while Izuku perpetuates all mights legacy and carries the legacy of One For All?? Poetic cinema

+ I SENT AN ASK ABOUT PREFERRING TODO/DEKU TO BAKU/DEKU AND I WANTED TO ADD SOMETHING SKSKS. we could totally have an "its your power" moment. Izuku getting Todo to accept his left side and Todo getting Izuku to remember that OFA is his power now.

Todo/deku is really the poetic cinema we need and deserve. Idk why people like b*kud*ku, that’s what they prefer, but the ship itself is not healthy in the slightest and I find it pretty disturbing. I agree with you, nony. Everything you said is correct.

Anonymous said:

If I'm gonna be honest the whole "he was raised in a household of screaming and abuse" isn't a good enough reason as to why Bakugo has no chill. Like we've seen people like Todoroki raised in a household much worst but he didn't come out as a jerk or bully. I'd like to see more of Bakugo's interactions with his parents but for the most part the dad seems like a pushover and his mom is just loud at times. But no where close to Endeavor. So yeah Bakugo shut up challenge

Yeah, idk how their dynamic works, it’s just mitsuki screaming at k*tsuki while his dad tries to intervene, but doesn’t do a good job about it. I don’t like that she smacked his head. But I think people really stretch it to give him a tragic backstory when in reality, he doesn’t have one. He is a spoiled brat. Shouto has proven how to be a better person. He’s just a better character in general.

Anonymous said:

This might be long but I want to get something off my chest and I love your blog so I used to like bk//dk. If you asked me why. It's because I was enamored by the fanon ver of this pair with a better bkg and the whole appeal of childhood 'friends'/reconciliation trope it had going on and some fans have convinced me that their relationship wasn't as bad as it's portrayed before UA and that bkg was only like that because of society and thinking Izuku was "looking down" at him. 1/3

Thinking about it. it's really stupid and the verge of victim blaming but anyways. What stopped me from liking it and instead hating the pair is that after dk vs kc 2 I was expecting the improvement in their relationship, for a moment I thought we got it. But in reality it's just bc we haven't seen them interact much after the overhaul arc and before the joint training arc.Then the joint arc came and the 2nd internship arc came and whoo boy, I feel like I was cheated on. 2/3

Rather than making bkg's behavior improve towards Izuku, He's still as much of an asshole who belittles him, mocks him ,acts like he can't stand him but less threats of killing him combined with Izuku who just takes it because he's a nice person. But the narrative acts like their good friends now and I have been feeling so frustrated with this, I wanted a mutual relationship with mutual respect on both sides and bk//dk hasn't reached that part and it shouldn't take this long for it to be. 3/3

Thank you for sharing this with me, nony!! I appreciate it. It’s really sad that their relationship hasn’t improved at all. It’s so long overdue and now things are played as comedic relief like him hurting Izuku with his spike and also being extremely disrespectful during the ofa meetings. Their relationship isn’t healthy and it isn’t friendly, no matter how canon wants to paint it that way.

Anonymous said:

the only reason bkg gets to know OFA is because he guilted Izu into telling him a half truth in S1 then guilted AM and Izu with his tantrum in S3 He also had the privilege to know Izu since childhood and saw AFO so he had the advantage Izuku would have never told him otherwise. Same time Izuku's friends don't "deserve" to know about OFA, rather, Izuku deciding to tell them himself will make the revelation to them more special since its Izu deciding to tell a piece of himself than being forced to

HOT TAKE

@havocsss said:

i just wanted to say i appreciate your opinion on bnha about bakugo (bc someone finally said it 👀) and you put into words for me how i feel abt that character - and that's partly why i just can't watch it. he's the bully that everyone idolises and gets let away with murder and naaaah mate that's not how it works

Thank you, I’m glad to hear it. I don’t like that he, a literal bully who has suicide baited Izuku and has hurt him with his explosion quirk, is the fandom’s favorite and the most popular character. Literally any other character would have been better to stan than him. He’s everywhere and I can’t enjoy part of the series because of him always being there. It’s so annoying. I will continue to yell about why he is not a good character until horikoshi gives us the development he desperately needs AND an apology to Izuku for being so abusive to him. And yes, bullying is abuse.

Anonymous said:

I know that feeling. I also greatly dislike Bakugou. He almost ruins the manga for me at times. I can't even think of a plot with Izuku where Hori won't try to include him in some way. I tried reading metas abt him, tried to look at him in a different light but I realised that I really hate his personality, combined with his overhyped popularity just makes me can't stand him. I wish I could even just be neutral for him but that's being a challenge.

Yeah, he’s not a good character. Very infuriating and annoying. We do not stan him in this house.

Anonymous said:

I feel like if Aizawa actually knew that Bakugou used to bully Izuku he'd probably whoop Bakugou's ass

OOF I’d like to see him expel him.

Anonymous said:

I like how it's framed like I'm supposed to feel sorry for Bakugou because he feels manpain for not being the strongest in the class. Like the dude went from a regular school to the best of the best and he still expected to be the strongest person there is with no challenge?

Awww, is the spoiled brat sad? Good. He can die mad about it.

Anonymous said:

If Aizawa did the combat training instead of All Might he would've stopped Bakugou the first time he used his gauntlets and automatically failed him and I really wish that would've been the outcome

Tbh he should have been expelled for trying to kill a classmate.

Anonymous said:

Oh yeah I remember that character entrance when he just basically I insults his partner for training. Look I love the kid but if I was a teacher I would've flamed him so hard like there could've been a hostage, that weapon could have went off, his partner could've been captured. That's how you ended up failing the license exam

OOF. When will he learn.

Anonymous said:

Um excuse the ever living fuck out of me but I just saw a fic that was bakugou/consequences where Izuku attempted suicide and you know what the ship was?? My pure green son who deserves the world and his literal bully/abuser are you SHITTING ME???? I try very hard not to hate ships I do really try but I just CAN'T with this ship it disgusts me

It's not a healthy ship. I am disturbed by this fic and I don’t even know what it’s called and I don’t want to know. Eww.

Anonymous said:

I see myself as Izuku cause I relate to him a lot and I just read something where Bakugou does what my abuser did to me to Izuku and now I'm having a very hard time stomaching the thought of him and like I really loved kiri/baku too but now I can't even think about it cause someone who shipped my notp thought it would be a good idea to make Bakugou an abuser and give Izuku Stockholm syndrome ☹

Oh nony…I’m so sorry to hear about that. That really sounds rough and I hope you’re feeling better. That sounds awful. I’m just…I’m appalled. Also giving Izuku Stockholm syndrome with this ship is just. Wow.

[avatraang]

7 and 11 for "fortune telling, reincarnation, love, and other (somewhat dubious) forms of science"

7: where did the title come from?

ngl, besides the concept of the gang going back to visit Aunt Wu, the title is the first thing I thought of when it came to this fic. After thinking of Aunt Wu and how cool of a concept that would be, I started to think of Sokka and his attitude that whole episode. His doubt towards fortune telling and anything spiritually-rooted is something that follows him throughout the series. It’s one of the things that sets him apart from almost every character. the title is entirely rooted in sokka’s begrudging belief towards these things, hence the “somewhat dubious” in the title. Fortune telling is the first thing we’re faced with, so there came the “fortune telling” part. I remembered Sokka’s little rant on how reincarnation isn’t proven except for in the Avatar’s case, and so after I decided I wanted to add a little moment for reincarnation, I put that in the title as well. the “love” part of the title is perhaps the only part I took from Toph, lol. She’s always had a harder time with that than Sokka. the name actually came to me very easily, which is SUPER RARE for me. after that, and the Aunt Wu idea (which had been nagging on me for years), the fic just flowed from there. i think that’s why i’m so attached to the title, lmao. i just love it so much! 

11: what do you like best about this fic?

The spirituality. I haven’t ever really written a lot on the concept of spirituality in Avatar, but this was something that, from start to finish, was enriched with it. We meet Toph, and she’s immediately grappling with the differences in the natural spirit of her people (to be grounded), and what she longs for (change). It ends on Toph knowing she’s scratched the itch her young self had, and on the most spiritual note of all: she doesn’t really die, she crosses over into the Spirit World. Tokka is so often written in the physical sense, and I definitely usually take that route! But it was so enjoyable to take a different approach, and look at them from Toph’s spirituality as well as Sokka’s begrudging beliefs. “fortune telling, reincarnation, love, and other (somewhat dubious) forms of science” is probably one of my top three favorite fics i’ve ever written, and it’s in large part due to the fact that it challenged me because of how different my approach was. but it was also very enjoyable to write, and i really love the end result. the quiet study of toph’s character (”even the earth moves unsteadily at times”), and the introspection of sokka’s hopes and fears (”maybe not every moment of his life has to be self inflicted agony”) is something i really enjoyed typing. all in all, definitely the spirituality of this fic! Besides Tokka, it’s definitely this work’s constant, lol.

Thank you for the ask! This is one of my fave fics, I had a lot of fun answering these questions:))

[velvetinewitch]

tell us about other ocs from FaF!!

asdjask hi Tyler, thank you for seeing my rambling and asking haha

there’s a lot of ocs to talk about, because i wanted to make the magical school everyone goes to seem realistic in the way that there are tons of classmates… so um, here are my three hundred ocs, plus some extras. this got way longer than i expected lol

Pallet: her name is technically Penelope, but no one calls her that. she’s an artist, which means she can bring her art to life for a short period of time. she uses this skill to get revenge on the other art students who steal her brushes. she has a crush on the cute girl who works in the school gardens, but they’ve never actually done anything more than make eye contact. Pallet is also mute and uses ASL, although she also likes to mess with people by playing “living pictionary.”

Tinilia: Ara’s absolute best friend/vague crush. separate from Ara, she has braincells, but when you put the two together it’s just “wow i’m gay and want to commit arson with you.” Tinilia has a lot of nicknames… Tils, Tilly, Tinsel, etc. she’s pretty popular, probably because she’s such a generally funny person. however… she has a lot of secrets. the first one being, what exactly is her magic?? and why is she so friendly with that crow? she’s also… not having a fun time with all of these time resets.

Ella: the “mean girl” with a famous dad and a modelling career already set in action. her magic is makeup art and swimming- giving her water and shapeshifting-like powers. she hates Ara for seemingly no reason, but later they end up being amazing friends. their relationship development is my favorite thing. watching them go from disastrous rivals who hate each others guts to roommates who are disgustingly domestic and act like a couple is… fun. it sucks that it takes a tragedy to get them to bond, though.

Caden: one of the schools triplets (one of them is adopted but no one is allowed to mention it), Caden is possibly the most horrifying magic user. he’s a Nursing Gifted who spends a large amount of school time interning with the school nurse. he can speed up the rate someone’s wounds heal at the cost of his own energy. he can also slow your heartbeat, stop it, inflict wounds, transfer wounds from one person to another, or anything along these lines. luckily, he’s a pacifist. he’s also one of the three “parents” of their grade, a major Mom friend.

Maryline: she’s the one who gives Caden nightmares. we’re not… entirely sure what her Gift is, actually, we just know she can do things like float and pull really fun pranks. she’s… a cat-loving mischief-maker who skips class all of the time. ngl she’s a bit of a mystery, but she’s incredibly important for some of her secrets. such as- her relation to Ara, her source of magic, why she seems so nervous when everyone mentions the antagonist (although not for the reason you’d think), and what exactly a Keeper is. she also is one of the few who are aware of the time resets that Ara keeps doing, and she’s not thrilled- but she’ll never tell Ara that.

Rain: a musician! her violin, trumpet, piano, and vocal skills are formidable, and if she wants to she can use them like a siren would. she’s the second parent, the Dad friend, who’s incredibly exhausted but still manages to reign everyone else in. her best friend, Orange (no that’s not her actual name, she’s just a redhead who has a citrus allergy), has a very interesting character arc- she starts out very quiet and reclusive and ends up a major flirt who wrecks havoc everywhere. Orange is a painter, a photographer, and a theatre kid- she has magic with all three, which means she’s always falling asleep in class.

Bri: Asrian’s half-sister! she’s the school Mood Ring- her eyes change color depending on the emotions of the people around her. her magic is psychology, she’s a Counselling Gifted, which allows her to sense people’s emotions and understand why. she also, uh, bottles her own up. 

andddd some extra ocs, who aren’t students at their magic school:

Reve and Persephone: the last queens of the largest kingdom in Ancient Aromae. they were involved in a lot. long story short, Reve was a princess who went undercover during a war and ended up hiding in a captured kingdom with Persephone, an engineer/pilot who pretended to know her to protect her from authorities. after a very long adventure to win the war, the two got married, and…. well, i can’t reveal much, but they were involved in the end of Aromae. there was a reason that Aromae and Earth collided, forming Aromayan Earth and wiping everyone’s memories, making it seem like nothing had ever happened and that Earth still existed. 

Elena: majorcharactermajorcharactermajorcharacter- Elena is the High Goddess of Ancient Aromae. there were plenty of smaller gods and religions worshipping them, but Elena was in charge of overseeing everything. she’s also the woman who created my worlds version of soulmates- reincarnation had already existed, and she invented a way for relationships to grow strong enough that, while still breakable, they could transcend lifetimes. in the process, she took three souls and permanently made them soulmates, with no way for the bond to be broken. there’s a big reason for this! 

Raine: one of Rain’s past lives! they share a name, lmao. Raine is the Ancient Aromayan version of King Arthur- she was a queen who ruled over a great kingdom during a time where magic-users were prosecuted. she also incidentally fell in love with a witch, but that’s besides the point. the common time system in Ancient Aromae was centered around her- BC was “before coronation” and AD was “after Dolivaesal” (referring to her kingdom’s fall). the years of her reign (and the few years her daughter reigned) are called the Negative Years! imagine being so powerful they name time after you.

okay, i’m going to cut myself off before i go on too long. thank you sooo much for asking!

[leezardweezard]

any of the ones u wanna answer and/or are comfortable to

Thanks man!!!!!

1: is there a boy/girl in your life?

Inconceivable

2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgivethem?

No, but maybe someday I’m not sure yet

3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

Cats?? Was I supposed to think of something more specific

4: what’s something you really want right now?

I would like to be on T, that’d be cool. Also I really want to be rich at all times of the day everyday.

5: are you afraid of falling in love?

No?? I used to think I was until I figured out being aro was a thing now I’m pretty indifferent.

6: do you like the beach?

I am. So tired. Of the beach. “It must be nice to live by the beach, the ocean’s so beautiful.” Imagine a good tv show that you like. Pick a few episodes of that show. Now watch that show everyday in summer for years because your parents can’t really afford to drive an hour away just to entertain you and you only have one friend that invites you to their house and your town has the entertainment value of a blank wall you aren’t allowed to draw on so you go. To the beach. You get tired real fast.

7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

With someone else? Don’t think so. Unless you count those couches that are also pull-out beds then yes.

8: what’s the background on your cell?

Just the default background it came with. 

9: name the last four beds you were sat on?

Mine, my two little brother’s, and a hotel bed.

10: do you like your phone?

Yeah

11: honestly, are things going the way you planned?

Nope

13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?

Probably rottweiler I know a dog who’s a rottweiler mix she’s so cute!! I love her. She’s a very strong girl.

14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

I think I’d have to say emotional. Physical pain can sometimes come with emotional pain, but when it doesn’t it’s less bad for me.

15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

Probably zoo.

16: are you tired?

I am ALWAYS tired.

17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact?

A couple years I think?

18: are they a relative?

No, it’s actually my brother’s friend’s mom. I try to keep the numbers of their moms so that if I’m babysitting I can call them.

19: would you ever consider getting back together with anyof your exes?

I don’t have exes.

20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared akiss with?

Months ago.

21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marrythem today?

Hell nah. I’m a child. 

23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

None.

24: is there a certain quote you live by?

Nope.

26: do you have any tattoos?

No, but I’d like some. I want my first one to be of a cryptid. Not mothman, that’ll be my second one.

27: what is your favorite color?

I like the greens you can see on peacock feathers? Don’t know what it’s called. I like green.

28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

Never I don’t know

29: who are you texting?

Nobody. You know who texts me the most? My brother and I live with him.

30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissedthem on a couch?

No, what’s with this thing with couches?

31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going tohappen and you were right?

Well yes. 

32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talkto?

Yeah but we don’t talk frequently.

33: do you think anyone has feelings for you?

Right now? No.

34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

Maybe I don’t know.

35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone rightin front of you?

I would not give a single fuck. Actually he’s been missing for a while I would have to call someone.

36: were you single on valentines day?

Very happily so.

37: are you friends with the last person you kissed?

No I used to be when I was small though.

38: what do your friends call you

Ari.

39: has anyone upset you in the last week?

Yes.

40: have you ever cried over a text?

I don’t think so.

41: where’s your last bruise located?

Don’t have any bruises right now.

44: who was the last person you were on the phone with?

My dad

45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

I do. Unfortunately they have been thrown away but they were my favorite.

46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

No I inflict my horrible hair upon the world.

47: would you ever go bald if it was the style?

Probably not I wouldn’t look good like that.

48: do you make supper for your family?

Sometimes.

49: does your bedroom have a door?

Yes thank god.

50: top 3 web-pages?

Netflix, Akinator because why not, and facebook. Not tunglr because I actually take month long breaks from it.

51: do you know anyone who hates shopping?

I am the one who hates shopping. It is me.

52: does anything on your body hurt?

Yes.

53: are goodbyes hard for you?

Not really? People usually just kinda leave the only people I’ve said goodbye to are my relatives and that’s not hard.

54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

Hot chocolate.

55: how is your hair?

It could be better.

56: what do you usually do first in the morning?

Sleep.

57: do you think two people can last forever?

Um sure why not.

58: think back to january 2007, were you single?

I was six.

59: green or purple grapes?

Green allll the way. Yeah they’re more sour but that’s why.

60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug?

No idea.

61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

Not really I’m pretty comfortable on my bed.

62: when will be the next time you text someone?

Probably to ask my brother to get of Netflix, he’s a total Netflix hog.

63: where will you be 5 hours from now?

In my house.

64: what were you doing at 8 this morning.

Probably sleeping.

66: is there one person in your life that can always makeyou smile?

Yeah you, u nerd.

67: did you kiss or hug anyone today?

No.

68: what was your last thought before you went to bed lastnight?

I hope I don’t have nightmares and guess what! I didn’t! Though it was a weird dream.

69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gottendisappointed in the end?

Probably just can’t remember how.

70: how many windows are open on your computer?

Five.

71: how many fingers do you have?

Ten if you count the thumb which some people don’t but I don’t really care it’s attached to my hand.

72: what is your ringtone?

Nothing special.

73: how old will you be in 5 months?

Just plain ol’ sixteen. The same age I am now.

77: are you friends with the people you were friends withtwo years ago?

No.

79: is there anyone you know with the name mike?

I,, do not think so.

80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

Probably?? I have been a baby you know I’ve probably been rocked to sleep or something.

81: how many people have you liked in the past three months?

I’m going to assume this is romantically so none. Unromantically? Lots.

82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3days?

Yes? I live with my family sometimes I’ll be changing and someone will barge into my room and I’ll say get out and they will it happens often???

83: will you talk to the person you like tonight?

You know it’d be so much easier if they replaced like with “have feelings for” then I wouldn’t get so confused.

84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of yourcar window, you’re with?

Is this a question? First of all me being drunk is barely a scenario, me being drunk in a car is definitely not happening even if I’m not driving, and me catcalling people would never ever happen.

86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last timeyou went to see a movie?

Nothing we sat and enjoyed the movie.

87: who was your last received call from?

My dad.

88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over acandle, would you?

Um depends on what type of butterfly. One thousand dollars is one thousand dollars but I would never kill an endangered species or a rare one.

89: what is something you wish you had more of?

Money. Also friends that’d be nice.

90: have you ever trusted someone too much?

Yah.

91: do you sleep with your window open?

My dad makes me.

92: do you get along with girls?

Yes? A majority of my friends growing up were girls.

93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to knowthe truth?

If I’m keeping a secret, they usually don’t need to know it.

94: does sex mean love?

Absolutely not.

96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

Nope.

97: did you sleep alone this week?

Like for the entire week? Because when you go to a hotel and you have two brothers and two parents you kinda have to share.

98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

Um sure?? Friendships are gr8

99: do you believe in love at first sight?

Noo I actually hate the concept

100: who was the last person that you pinky promise?

Probably one of my brothers and it was probably about food, ngl.

[arse-blathanna]

hazel & tyrian!

Hazel Rainart the Grump to end all Grumps:

sexuality headcanon: 

Bi. He just is. 

otp: 

WitchHazel. No, I still don’t know why. I’ll row this canoe until I die.

brotp: 

Watts. Exasperated partner dynamic for days. 

notp:

Amber, Cinder, or Oscar. Just no. Also honorable mention to Summer, but... that varies from day to day ngl. 

first headcanon that pops into my head:

SAD BAD DAD HAZEL. It’s not like I have an entire AU based on this thing. Or that it’s secretly present in basically everything I write (though the offspring changes from fic to fic.) Also Big Bad Wolf Hazel but that’s... something else. 

favorite line from this character:

“Don’t let such a small obstacle block your path” has become 90% of my characterization for him. So that. Also he has like one other line. 

one way in which I relate to this character: 

Naps are way better than people.

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character:

Ticket machine jokes. They got old fast. Everything else is something that I have inflicted upon myself through various shitposts. 

cinnamon roll or problematic fave?:  

Anyone on WTCH is a problematic fave, lets be real. He’s a sinnamon roll tho.

Scorp Boy Tyrian Callows

sexuality headcanon: 

Grey-ace panromantic.

otp: 

Tynder. Or Nuts and Volts. Tyriqrow. Depends on the day. 

brotp: 

All of WTCH. Also Qrow. 

notp:

RUBY. Or Salem. Or Jaune. Just hard pass on all of them.  

first headcanon that pops into my head:

I have so many with him. Circus kid Tyrian’s a big one for me though. Really big one. So that. 

favorite line from this character:

"But-but hope is not lost! My tail, my stinger … I-I poisoned him, Qrow! He would not be a nuisance to you any longer, no … no longer! Have I done well? Have I pleased you?” It’s just important. That’s all. 

one way in which I relate to this character: 

I too am desperate for approval.

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character:

Literally everything and I love it.

cinnamon roll or problematic fave?:  

Problematic fave as fuck. I love him.