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John Laurens (attempted) portrait because he consumes my every waking (and sleeping) thought

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I posted this to twitter but tumblr deserves to see the masterpiece I’ve created

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i need a detox from dan and phil i say. i fear i am losing my mind. i log out of tumblr, shut off my phone and flip it over. dan and phil are on the back of it. i look up from my bed and see the dan merch flag. i go to my kitchen and look at my framed dan and phil signature. in the living room i see all three dan and phil books. the cacti phil socks are in the clean laundry i’m putting away. i have to throw my ii hoodie in the wash.

i have created my own hell

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Imagine it:

It’s the year 2085, Dan is on his death bed. He opens Twitter or whatever equivalent exists by then and posts one last tweet before he passes on.

“You were right. I was philslion. He never knew. Goodbye.”

He dies immediately after posting.

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on october 19th they’re gonna post a picture of themselves leaning into kiss, but their lips won’t quite touch, and the internet is gonna be divided over whether they were actually gonna kiss or they’re just messing with us. you will either be team kiss or team no kiss and you will defend your side with your life. it will cause carnage. friendships will be destroyed. families ripped apart. divorce rates will skyrocket. schrodinger’s hard launch is coming

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i found it, i found the 30% straight! (x)

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light of my life <3

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this legitimately healed me

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the internet was created just to trick dan and phil into meeting so that everyone would become gay, it was planned all along

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i wanted to make dnp as that one pic of rainbow dash and vinyl scratch, i feel like it fits them :3

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conspiracy theory: dnp share a bed in hotels not bc they are together but bc capita£ester needs to keep his bank account full

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dan and phil were crucified (went on hiatus), were resurrected after 3 days (6 years) and went to teach and minister to their disciples (went on tour)

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god take away all phil’s pain and give it to mr beast

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one of the highlights of the show for me was when the audience kept responding ‘scheiße’ to the fill in the blanks questions and the typer was writing it in increasingly unhinged ways, culminating in just ‘BBBBBBBBBBB’ and phil said ‘dan’ softly to get him to look and then they just laughed together for a second. it felt like i was lowkey intruding as their stage personas just dropped for a beat. i feel insane