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all i want for christmas is the sofia coppola archive
#please buy this for me#im broke#just girly things#girlhood#i need this#sofia coppola#wishlist#christmas list#christmas gift#lana del rey#lisbon sisters#girlblogging#girl rotting#lizzy grant#im just a girl#sparkle jump rope queen#xmas#merry christmas#smarty lana del rey#priscilla presley#priscilla movie#priscilla beaulieu#elvis and priscilla#priscilla 2023#the bling ring#please#this is what makes us girls#this is a girlblog
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Babby's 2st post :) modern tech is infuriating, and it was either this or I write a manifesto.
#196 campfire#196#r196#r/196#shitpost#technology#ruleposting#while searching to buy a new phone i was filled with indescribable rage and had to create this image#lest i become a threat to myself or to others or to the big glass entrance pannels at apple stores which call to me and beg for large rock#also please pretend i didnt mix up the greater than and less than symbols
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„This is your last chance, we are a serious company.”
- „Boss I swear, people are gonna tear each other apart to get this gem.”
#tumblr fyp#lol#sillyposting#what the fuck#twillight#werewolves#i guess#fyp#please buy this for me#for my first day at a new job#work as a ceo of a company#love my drip
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if nothing else can save america this zero-year-old fairy baby otter with no gender can. chiitan's platform is love. and chaos.
#do you think gritty and chiitan have explored each other’s bodies#because#they should#anyway 100 per cent recommended twitter account#also chiitan buys ad space on twitter to dilute the reach of all those crypto/commercial ads out there with silly fun instead#the hero this generation needs#long post#chiitan#japan#twitter#please let me know if there are triggers you want me to tag for someone once asked me to tag for politics and i totally get that#trans rights#transgender#non binary#joe biden#kamala harris#us elections#politics
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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect#and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this#gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire#the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao#the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID#social media au#the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok#bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform#batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad#bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#lex luthor#stephanie brown#batfamily#damian wayne#tim drake#batkids#batfam#batbros#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded#texts#fanatical posting
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I got to illustrate some posters for Fantasy High! Poster you can buy (in the Dropout store)!!!
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#the bad kids#the rat grinders#fhjy#d20#If you buy these please please please send me a picture of them up in your house#I will die#my art
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One thing that keeps confusing me is that they claim ghost files costs several hundreds of thousands of dollars per season. I’ve tried to wrap my head around this ever since the announcement because flying a crew of 6 or so people out for two days and renting out the location COULD NOT be costing that much unless they’re either lying or blowing money on first class flights and expensive food/accommodations and even THEN do I not see them breaking 100k on a single episode. Dear lord hire an accountant I’m half convinced someone’s laundering money
#EDIT i said per ep in the og post but it was actually per season#watcher#AND they hire additional local crew for???? reasons unknown to me#are they buying their whole recording setup again every time they fly??? do they each get seperate rooms???#are they eating fucking caviar every meal like girl WHAT is that money being spent on#hire an accountant please this money is not being managed
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“Battinson needs a Robin” “Battinson needs a Superman” “Battinson needs a Harley” I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.
#they’d be so big brother/little brother to me#Oliver is like yeah that’s my baby brother he’s a billionaire and I’m gonna have to kill him sadly. he’s my loser for now#Battinson deserves an older sibling who says ‘if someone asks you don’t know me’ but will bash teeth in for him#Bruce: olllie can you please grab me a coffee?#oliver: how about you pay your taxes you wealth hoarding fuck (buys him one anyway)#bruce wayne#oliver queen#battinson#dc#text
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something about loving you like an alcohol addict
pspsps come get your billford
this was supposed to be longer but dear god that's a lot of work... so here's the storyboard for it:
maybe i'll finish it later,, for the tragic fiddauthor enjoyer in me
ok bye
#jingles a frame from the animatic in front of you to get you to watch it oooooo#also i apologize for my lack of animation skills this is like the first time i've made something like this#and i did it by going back and forth between procreate and knockoff capcut so bear with me#someone please buy me procreate dreams 🙏#i might make this longer if the people want to see it#perchance#but yeah they've been eating away at me and this song is literally Them so i Had to#and i wanted to show off my bill design fight me#also i accidentally made thre last frame with a completely different brush so uh get spongebob high res frame-d#gravity falls#billford#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls animatic#animatic#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#human bill cipher#fanart#s0up1tart
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my congratulations to the off fandom
#art#off mortis ghost#off judge#off zacharie#i can never get merch so please buy double for me#(this is a joke please plan your money accordingly)
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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!!!
I need to afford to get home in a month and desperately need some money to cover moving expenses. If i cant move home (across the US) I'll be homeless and jobless.
I also need help to afford my top surgery as well. Anything helps! if you just want to donate my cashapp is $doctorskeleton
Here's my commission prices: https://sleepyvampires.carrd.co/
Here's some examples of my artwork!
If you cant donate or commission me, PLEASE REBLOG to boost.
for me? 🥺
#commission me#commissions#emergency#please donate#art#donate#buy my art#art commisions#art comms open#art commissions open
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🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
#personallycassee#if I can get any of the top spots the money would be sUCH a help from the bs I’m currently being put through#if you aren’t able to buy my content or tip now is the time to help if you enjoy my free stuffs please!#i believe you can also vote for free? possibly nelaldldmsmlsdldld#any paid votes get a free gift from me#🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#ive never participated in any of the contests before#but it’s about smiling#so#uhm#WHY NOT MEOW MREOW
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i've been completely charmed by witch hat atelier♡
(art prints)
#witch hat atelier#guys... i had been meaning to read this for so long and i'm so mad that it took me forever to start#but omg i'm SO glad to be finally here now😭😭😭💖💖💖#this story is so special😭😭🥺🥺 i love everything about it so much#found family+queer+fantasy are my top 3 story themes ever it's like this manga was made for me... plus the old fairytale art style omg#every page is stunning... genuinely some of the most beautiful art i've seen in my life#consistently spectacular composition & gorgeous character design throughout the entire thing it's so amazing#shirahama kamome is incredible the work she's doing here is seriously amazing on every level#the story is so good and deep and heartfelt and the bond between the 6 main characters is my favorite thing ever😭 that's a family!!!!!!#it's a masterpiece i'm so serious please go buy it and read it. if you like the same things as me you're going to love it#i'm so excited to see where the story goes next and to watch the anime next year🥹🥹#witch hat atelier fanart#qifrey#coco#qifrey witch hat atelier#coco witch hat atelier#wha#wha fanart#illo#illustration#artists on tumblr#green#blue#atelier of witch hat
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Heard about the food poisoning. That really sucks. I hope you feel better soon 💙💙💙
thank you! It wasn't great but I lived ✌
But this ask gives me context for my doodle woes
(when you've been throwing up so hard you sprain your abs)
(that's one thing the lab can't prep you for)
#an art#fuyuhiko kuzuryu#hajime hinata#super danganronpa 2#This trip has been something! A mix of paradise nice and kind of a disaster#I was knocked OUT by food poisoning for the full 24 hours but thank god it didn't happen on a day we had to drive#My travel mates were nice about it which made it worse. Who else can't stand it when ppl are gentle and helpful when you need it#Please just make fun of me or something if it was up to me I would be locked away in a cabin not depending on someone to go buy me a coke#And now I'm stuck alone in Prague for a day because my flight changed my layover from a couple hours to 24 hours#BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. MAKING THE MOST OF IT. YAY PRAGUE I HEAR ITS BEAUTIFUL#Thank god I'm surrounded by the kindness of strangers
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I've noticed a lot of transfem sapphics & lesbians get really worried and nervous in lesbian & sapphic spaces because they think they "don't belong" or that people won't be into them. I'm here to say that you're WRONG and I'm personally giving every tgirl a kiss on the lips. I love women
#Pls let me spoil you PLEASE I love you tgirls I will buy you flowers and hold doors open for you and#DO NOT BE SCARED I promise u non-tfem sapphics love you!!! I promise!!!#Saw another tgirl in a sapphic space apologise for being transfem it broke my heart#lesbian#sapphic#wlw#butch#butch lesbian#wlw post#wlw yearning#trans positivity#transfem positivity#butchfemme#butch4femme#femme4butch#trans#Transgender#T4T#t4t lesbian#I am t4t btw. Not exclusively but I love
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V: Not that I’m broke. Because I know where to come if I’m broke.
D: Thank you for buying merchandise at shop.danielhowell.com so that I can pay for my grandma’s…total body workout.
Hard to overstate how much I adore this whole this (saved the parasocial for the tags)
#all the years she seems to have been such stability for him#and now he can be stability for her#and she knoooows it she knows he’ll prop up her lifestyle she knows she’s got a richass grandson#and he buys her nice things and surely pays for the trips they take#and they just have such a sweet hilarious dynamic their dry humor seems so similar b#and the love is so palpable#and I just am tickled by thinking about when he got wealthy enough to be able to financially support his gran#that that’s what he did#at least enough for her to feel comfortable making this comment :)#also he looks sooooo pleased about it#also sorry to be toxic but lowkey hot of him to know he’s that rich bitch#Dan and Phil#Dan Howell#me yapping
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