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ed-nygma Ā· 15 days ago
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Jury Nullification: Your Power To Choose
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brongusthearcanist Ā· 10 months ago
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How do I tell people that I am only a "man" for the sake of convenience. Like I'm non-binary but I don't tell people cause I look and act like your average nerd man baby. I enjoy dressing up every once in a while but I keep a beard because I really don't like being perceived and now no one knows what exactly my chin looks like. But I also really don't give a fuck about taking care of myself. I'm clean don't get me wrong, like OCD clean, but did I wear my bonnet to sleep to keep my long curly hair intact, no, did I shave my neck scruff, no, did I even moisturize, nada. Should I have watched my hair about 2 days ago and now it's really tangled and hurts to wear up in any way? Yep. Are my socks wet because I have multiple holes in my shoes, yep, don't even think about my underwear.
Would I like to be more fem? Yeah, but I'm not. I'm not that vulnerable, I honestly feel nervous going outside in anything that doesn't make me look a little homeless. Like any bi "man" I will probably always yearn to be a lesbian. I've kinda just accepted that I'll never really look the way I want as that would require becoming a being of pure plasma, or a sentient cloud (deadly serious, that is my comfort zone). It's not sad it's just a consequence of living on this cesspool we call earth, with these animals we call people for some fucking reason. There is a reason I don't think about this much, gets me real pissed, cause if I'm being real I hate all of y'all, like all 9 billion, yeah I'm counting some of the soon to be born. Humanity and consciousness are a mistake, I just wish we could go back to the days where we could eat each other with no emotion whatsoever. Just "I got hungry so I snuffed the life out of that thing... Oh shit that's a big one, guess I'm getting eaten. Oh well". Like we don't need all these extra rules, we aren't special, we aren't intelligent, we aren't good. The universe is an endless void of peace with the exception of our shitty little cluster thats covered in this gross shit we call meat, and its FUCKING nasty. My one hope is that one day I will be able to highjack some billionaires space bus so I can fly as far away from the meat mosh pit as possible. I'm heading for Alpha Centauri, and when I get bored on the ride there I'll step out and give my body to the void, may she cherish my nonexistence forever amen šŸ–•
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snowvism Ā· 18 days ago
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in honor of finishing assassinā€™s apprentice finally, have some fitz (and smithy)
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soupforsoup Ā· 5 months ago
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Ao3 writers I need you to process your grief and get back down in those mines STAT
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thou-babbling-brook Ā· 3 months ago
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Guys, have we consideredā€¦ šŸ¤Ø
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izzi-illustrates Ā· 4 months ago
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Because I am a normal and healthy person I made a whole family tree of the Farseers (only up to the end of Assassin's Quest, I am not entirely insane yet,)
Anyway please enjoy this helpful and bonkers reference that I've made for feral Hobb fans
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katabay Ā· 5 days ago
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bayek, doing some exploring :)
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minty364 Ā· 11 months ago
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DPXDC Prompt #61 part 1
Danny didnā€™t like thinking about his old life. He was born to a family of assassins and as soon as he was out he never looked back. He had to fake his death and he changed his name, as far as anyone knew Damian Al Ghul had died on a mission to America. He was determined to keep this secret to the grave. Of course he knew who his dad was, Bruce Wayne was a prominent figure and he knew if we went there his secret would get out and he never wanted to be forced to be an assassin again. Once was enough.Ā 
Danny knew he had a soft heart, his adoptive parents, the Fentons and Jazz had told him so. Jazz knew he didnā€™t have the greatest childhood or past but she never pried, she understood his business was his and wouldnā€™t let her own curiosity get the better of her. The only issue their family had was their parents obsession with ghosts. Damian never believed in ghosts, the entire thing sounded like a hoax. He probably never would have believed in them but then life happened.Ā 
Danny believed, but it was kind of hard not too after everything that happened. When he had turned 14, his parents finished their biggest project yet. A portal to the ghost zone, of course it doesnā€™t work at first and his parents were very disappointed. Danny felt conflicted about the whole thing. On one hand he wanted his parents to succeed and he wanted them to be happy, on the other the portal was the reason he ate alone with his sister at night. He wanted a normal family life, something he was never allowed back at the league.Ā 
He did something so stupid that night.
After his parents along with his sister were asleep, he crept down to the basement and stood in front of the empty hole in the wall. He looked around the outside of it first but nothing seemed to be out of place. Then he stepped into it and before he got too far into it something happened. He knew there were a lot of cords on the floor and thought he had avoided them all, but as he realized he was quickly being acquainted with the floor, he out of instinct held his hand out to catch himself on the wall. Right onto the ON button.
He didnā€™t remember much but pain after that.
A lot happened in the year after the portal was turned on but Danny thought he was taking things well. His sister found out about everything sooner than he liked but having someone to help him was something he didnā€™t realize he really needed until then. The ghost attacks were frequent and Danny was having trouble finding the time for school, friends, and fighting ghosts that the assistance helped a lot.Ā 
Danny sat at as desk in Mr. Lancers class, who was going on about the play Hamlet. Danny was only half paying attention, he was preoccupied thinking about the latest conversation he had with Clockwork. Danny was recently crowned prince after his victory over Pariah Dark. He didnā€™t want the crown, ancients knew what Grandfather would do if he ever found out, but he had no other option but to accept. The conversation left him rather drained and it felt like every word his teacher spoke bled together.Ā 
He eventually made his way to lunch and before he could make it to his destination a blue mist wafted out of his mouth. Sighing he ran out of the room to find a place to transform. Once he was Phantom he wasted no time finding the ghost. Of course it was Boxie.Ā 
Before he had time to even fight though a portal opened up right besides Danny and he was kicked in by the Box Ghost. The world seemed to swirl around him until he landed harshly onto some pavement. The pavement was a roof and he appeared to be in a city.Ā 
Not just any city he soon realized as he looked over to a bank that had the words ā€˜Gotham Bankā€™ brightly plastered on the front.
Shitā€¦ Danny wanted to avoid something like this, unfortunately the portal was already gone.Ā 
After taking a moment to think about his predicament he decided the best course of action was to call Jazz.
He took a look around the rooftop he was on and when he didnā€™t see anyone he transformed back.Ā 
Pulling out his cell from his pocket he pulled up his sister's contact on it and hit the call button.Ā 
His sister took a bit longer than usual to answer but the hesitation in her voice caused him to pause, ā€œH-hello?ā€
ā€œJazz, itā€™s Danny, weā€™ve got a code green,ā€Ā  he knew setting up code colors with his sister would come in handy. Red meant he was gravely injured, yellow meant the ghost got away and he was in pursuit, blue meant he caught the ghost, and green meant he fell through a portal or something similar.Ā 
There was silence on the other line for a moment and Danny was almost going to say something else but she spoke, ā€œHow do you know my name?ā€
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gunsatthaphan Ā· 6 months ago
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"people died" and it's just a fitting.
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trashmakerarticle Ā· 1 year ago
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Batman & Superman: *smile at eachother*
Robin(dick): THOSE ARE MY DADS, THEY ARE INLOVE
Batman & catwoman: *have their weird flirting thing*
Robin(Jason): ew, thatā€™s mum and dad, theyā€™re in love or whatever
Batman: *crying in the shower while in bat gear*
Robin(Tim): thatā€™s my dad, heā€™s a wet racoon and is lonely, plz love him
Batman and talia: *have their weird flirting thing*
Robin(Damian): hm *very much judging both their taste in people*
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freysai Ā· 5 months ago
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guess who just read the secret crusade :(
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halpyhal Ā· 4 months ago
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Thereā€™s not much this go around, sorry šŸ˜”
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BOO
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nikthesoup5 Ā· 7 months ago
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"He's behind me... isn't he-?"- famous last words.
A lighthearted joke between two friends, who have dark brown eyes (please don't take it seriously) and giggle at people drawing characters that have dark brown eyes, with yellow ones instead.
Also, I apologize for not posting for a week- I uh... I kinda forgot to post this, so it was sitting in my drafts oops...
Can't believe my first colored artwork post is a joke LMAO
Please do NOT reupload/use my art without my permission! :)
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sirguyofdykesborn Ā· 1 year ago
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friend finished reading ass quest
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theinsanefoxwriter Ā· 5 months ago
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Gregory Deserves Better...
I never make actual posts to be honest, but I feel the need to right now, because Iā€™m just soā€¦tired of this. My favorite character in the newer FNAF era has been mistreated by both fans and the creators. So Iā€™m making this in light of the new book coming that, at least from the description we have right now, sounds like itā€™s just Security Breach, except Gregory is replaced by Cassie.
Iā€™ve said many times elsewhere how I suspected they wanted to boot Gregory for Cassie, and...I had no idea how right I actually was. It angers me, butā€¦mostly, Iā€™m just hurt and very disappointed, because it sucks to see a character I loved get so disrespected then practically replaced. The ending of Ruin felt like a slap in the face, and the sting is only getting worse. (And very quickly, in case anybody takes this from what I'm saying, no I don't hate Cassie. I just don't want her to completely replace Gregory.) Iā€™m not here to talk about that situation, though.
If anyone for some reason leaves a comment arguing the points I make, Iā€™m just going to ignore or even delete it. Iā€™m not here to discuss or argue with people who disagree with me and/or think Gregory is a bad character. I just want to express an opinion that I donā€™t think is said nearly enough. And that opinion is the fact Gregory is severely misunderstood and mistreated by both the fandom and canon itself. Iā€™m not going to get into everything, but enough that you can hopefully understand the point Iā€™m trying to make.
Most of the Gregory hate at the beginning was due to him destroying the animatronics and then lying about it to Freddy. I donā€™t see how this makes him hateable or a bad person. ā€œWhyā€™d he have to go out of his way to destroy them?ā€ ā€œHeā€™s a bad person for lying to Freddy and giving him the upgrades of his friends.ā€ ā€œThe Glamrocks were so awesome. Why did Gregory have to do that?ā€ What kid in danger would want to help or be nice to the scary robots trying to kill them? Or against the better argument, why would he have sympathy for them in a moment of intense danger? When they were actively trying to kill him? He did what he thought he needed to survive, which was destroying them and using the good parts they had to give him a better chance against them. If they had been nice, he would have liked them, but they werenā€™t. They were after him. And choosing to do that plus being able to do that doesnā€™t make him a bad person, and it doesnā€™t mean he's uncaring towards others or that heā€™s heartless. What I think people don't take into account is that Gregory did befriend an animatronic, the one who wasn't attacking him. He went to great lengths to help Freddy, and genuinely cared for him; that bear needed to be rescued on more than one occasion lol, and Gregory clearly wasn't just doing it because Freddy gives him a hiding place.
And in regard to the lying, I think Gregory hid that he was getting the upgrades from Freddy's friends, because he didn't want to make Freddy mad or hurt his feelings. That does sound like something a kid would do, and he is a kid. He's not gonna be perfect in this situation, and he doesn't even do anything that bad. I don't think Gregory gets enough credit. Everybody just sees a mouthy kid destroying animatronics they like (despite the fact they're hunting him, and the virus has made them basically mindless. Why wouldnā€™t he?), and they hate on him for it and other rather stupid reasons. Gregory is more than the ā€œannoyingā€ kid who destroyed your favorite animatronics. Heā€™s a clearly guarded and defensive child who got stuck in a bad and terrifying situation, butā€¦in the end, stayed anyway to prevent this and other bad things from happening to anyone else. Gregory cares. Yes, even if he destroyed some animatronics. The creators calling him the ā€œdarkness of the Pizzaplexā€ or whatever they said doesnā€™t make sense. On the surface, he might look like some child who destroyed Freddyā€™s friends, but look any deeper at all, and thatā€™s not the case. Thereā€™s so much potential for his character, and Iā€™m upset that he isnā€™t being given the spotlight or time to further explore his potential properly, especially since Security Breach ended up being a bit lacking in a lot of areas: perhaps another factor in why heā€™s so misunderstood.
In the end, Iā€™m simply tired of seeing a character that I connected with treated like he was just a writing mistake that now needs to be replaced by a ā€œbetterā€ character. Iā€™m not saying his writing was perfect, but he deserves way better than this. I feel very passionate about the characters I like, which is why this has affected me so much, and I hope at least a few people see this.
Anything I missed Iā€™m going to touch on briefly here:
GGY? A cool concept, actually, that I wish was utilized in the games. And Gregory is clearly possessed there, similar to Vanessa, so him being Patient 46 and causing peopleā€™s deaths canā€™t actually be held against him.
Dropping the elevator on Cassie? I firmly believe that was not him, and very clearly the Mimicā€™s doing. Thereā€™s solid evidence behind it, but Iā€™m not going to get into it because itā€™s exhausting. Just know that no one can convince me otherwise. And even if the writers wanted Gregory to do that, itā€™s out of character and clearly an act of character assassination.
Thanks for taking the time to read this. Now go hug a misunderstood gremlin!
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thou-babbling-brook Ā· 7 months ago
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Ubisoft try to portray characters as their actual ages challenge: level impossible
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