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nocapesdahling · 7 months

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Preparing for a visit from a vampire:

#astarion are you busy tonight? aren’t you coming to bite me? I’m waiting for you by the campfire you know where everyone can watch us #it’s perfect #so private #i’m free #are you free?#come on I’ve been building up my iron levels just to combat the bloodless condition #please I’m ready #now I’m picturing Tav carrying the bottle around in their pack or attached to their belt and all the companions’ reactions #this could apply to so many vampires so I’ll tag a few and please tag some too if you’d like #astarion #bg3 #elijah mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #caroline forbes #carlisle cullen #brides of dracula #dracula #Selene #spike btvs #angel btvs #drusilla #eric northman #godric #nadja of antipaxos #alucard #the lost boys #I wrote these tags last night while sleep deprived so they’re all over the place but I stand by them #Erika rambles

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dryya-doesnt · 1 year

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memories from a past life of an unfinished symphony…

#wilbur soot #wilbur fanart #Tallulah #tallulah fanart #philza #philza fanart #qsmp #qsmp tallulah #qsmp fanart #shitting crying throwing UP #sorry for the angst i couldn’t help it please forgive me 🧍🧍#I’m not ready for tallulah to die #funny how this is directly after my dancing Wilbur and Tallulah post I’m evil

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keeponquinning · 5 months

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Do we think Gale Dekarios is into dirty talk.

Like be absolutely FILTHY about it. MDNI 18+

Like. Feral??? Cursing?? Talking about how good his cock feels inside your cunt. Your pussy. Inside you???

Or does he do it but in his Gale, flowery words that make not only your body ache for him but your heart??

Comparing the magic wrapped around his cock to the magic of the Weave, feeling it crackling every where, surrounding him like an embrace he never knew he needed until he met you.

Or does he become a ravaging animal with you, because you make him so. You make this charming, collected man grow hot to the point where he can’t even form words as he’s fucking you. And he is fucking you with every inch of him because you just feel that good.

All with groans, whimpers and growls.

You’ve turned the wizard man into a beast and it’s just how the two of you like him to be.

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #gale dekarios smut #gale dekarios x reader #gale x tav #and with that gotta get ready for work but things that pop up in my head bc I’m trash #no one tell Tim about tumblr please

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lilislegacy · 2 days

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just another snippet from readriordan.com CANONICALLY CONFIRMING that percy is extremely intelligent

just in case anyone forgot

#let’s all say it together #ready?#PERCY JACKSON IS NOT DUMB #PERCY JACKSON IS EXTREMELY SMART #are there actually people brave enough to come on this app and call him dumb?#because if so please send me their way #not to bully them or call them out #just because i need fuel #guys i’m so excited for wottg #percy jackson #pjo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #rick riordan #riordanverse #read riordan

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shoot1ngst4r · 2 months

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dare i say Billy Hargrove?

the misunderstanding of Billy as a character is genuinely my roman empire, it’s been on my mind for years but idk if anyone will wanna listen😭 (i’m open to conversations btw)

#like why are ppl more ready to defend and dick ride vecna/001/henry than to consider that Billy is a product of his environment?#stranger things #billy hargrove #like pls learn about media literacy i’m BEGGING 🙏🙏🙏😭#billy hargrove deserved better #billy hargrove x reader #and while we’re at it PLEASE LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A VILLAIN AND AN ANTAGONIST YOUR STUPIDITY IS HONESTLY SUFFOCATING #trust you will find a lot more joy in books/movies/tv shows if you learned the tiniest bit of media literacy 🙏#Star yaps/thoughts :D

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fluffylord · 2 months

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The man who holds the universe in his eyes

#my therapist told me to focus on my own happiness #so I’m just gonna stare at this man #my gaze is fixed on his hair #I’m ready to sing serenades to them #they enchant me so much #It’s a separate work of art #someone please tell him to stop being so attractive #peter capaldi #50 shadows of capaldi #pcap #fluffy #floofy

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writingbyshiloh · 3 months

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Oh to be a barista in a cafe close to The Boys office space. You and your coworkers become fond of seeing them throughout the week. The one who always tips and is polite, wearing a new band shirt everyday in contrast to the British one with shifts so busy they hurt your eyes. You and your coworkers argue over if they’re friends or lovers or something worse.

But it’s the French one who caught you eye. Most days he lets you surprise him with a drink, sometimes requesting specifics like cold and caffeinated. Typically you hate these orders but don’t mind making them for him, giving you a bit of time to chat as you ask him if he liked it.

You can’t hate the gorgeous mute lady that comes with him most days, her order typed and ready to go on her notes app as they argue in sign language over who is paying. You ignore the way your heart slightly drops, hearing your customer crush call her “mom cœur” and he slides his bills into your hard first.

It was just a silly crush on Serge (or Frenchie as his friends call in) you tell yourself. One that Kimkio notices, and uses to convince Frenchie to ask out the pretty barista.

#dawg i wrote this on my phone but PLEASE I’m a barista let me have this #frenchie x reader #the boys x reader #x reader #i have soooo many barista!reader ideas at the ready

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captainsavre · 5 months

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Maya and Carina || Station 19 - 7.06 ‘With So Little To Be Sure’ Promo Photos

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corrodedcoughin · 1 year

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thinking about how if Eddie was cornered for a fight he’d probably play to his strengths and try to freak out his attackers by bouncing around like old timey boxers, looking like a kangaroo and punching the air while saying ‘oh you wanna go??? You wanna go??? Well let me tell you! There’s going to be three hits!!! Me hitting you, you hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting 80 when it takes you to the hospital. That’s right. The old left, right, goodnight. The ol’ razzle dazzle!’

And the guys just…leave? Because what is this guy doing? And why is he moving like that?

Eddie munson: 1, bullies: 42. Things are finally looking up.

What Eddie doesn’t know is that Steve Harrington was standing just off to the side and waved the bullies on when he saw it all kick off. Not wanting to interrupt Eddie’s…technique…he did what he could without raising suspicions

#PLEASE someone say they know what I’m #talking about. like the kind of fight where he’s bouncing around being distracting then he’d like tap the guy on the nose and the guy is #like ‘wtf????’ and Eddie is all ‘see!! get any close and you’ll never make it out alive!!!’#and Steve was watching the whole thing from the gym doors readying to swoop in but turns out eddie didn’t need him #idk I have the exact video in my head but it might not exist #’whhyyy I OUGHTTA’ Eddie being a dramatic jam #eddie munson #stranger things #steve harrington #steddie #oh girly I know it’s a flop but it’s funny to ME

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redhotarsenic · 1 year

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@nowfallc PICTURE!! FOR YOU!! PLEASE TAKE IT!! <3

#agh I’m so so nervous but I’m big and strong and you all agree with me <3 #plus it’s nearly 6 in the morning and I pulled an all nighter to finish this. which I’m sure is not helping my stress levels At All!#ALSO!#I’m gonna do another one!#you will NEVER know which picture so get fuckin ready HELLLLLLLLL yeah!!!#<- as for those of you who were Present when I said which picture I was gonna do. ummmmm. shut up! say nothing!!#ALSO…..2!!#wanted to share how I did the scuff marks cuz I felt like it. and also I said I was gonna do it. anyway!#what you wanna do is get a real textured brush. ideally something pencil adjacent #and a mid grey color #and with LIGHT pressure you follow the edges of whatever metal bit you’re rendering #you can go a little heavier on the corners if you desire #from the corners you take a smudge tool and gently blend in the opposite direction of the corner if that makes sense #and then take an eraser (IDEALLY one that’s the same as your rendering brush)#and gently erase back towards the corner. but with a much smaller brush size #add little scratches and pick marks as you please #and that’s it #you know maybe this would make more sense with an actual diagram I’m so so bad at explaining stuff agh #I’m gonna shut the hell up now 🙏#trigun #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun stampede #trigun fanart

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extemelytired · 6 months

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Just finished ep 11 of dungeon Meshi. Somebody help me. I’m crying, screaming, sobbing on the ground. What happened to the cooking hijinks. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COOKING HIJINKS. I feel CHEATED. DEVASTATED.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin dungeon meshi #you have no right to make me cry like this at 1 in the morning #anyway who’s ready for episode 12 #I’m not a manga reader (yet) so no spoilers pretty please

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apodesi · 2 months

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thank god this game is dying it’s gone on too long (i’m heartbroken)

#revstar #revue starlight #my art #very messy this was a quick drawing #aruru otsuki #misora kano #lalafin nonomiya #shizuha kocho #tsukasa ebisu #frontier because.. well..#they’re gonna be executed #rinmeikan next maybe just wanted to do frontier cause i’ve never drawn them as a group #2 months i’m not ready #edit please ignore misora’s fucked up jawline

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devilfruitshmevilfruit · 1 year

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The fact that Luffy picked Merry is going to make Water 7 and Enies Lobby 10x more heartbreaking than it already was (if we ever get there)

#I’m already not ready for it #please Netflix #feed us this #one piece #op #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #nami #usopp #one piece live action #one piece live action spoilers #opla spoilers #one piece spoilers

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kelin-is-writing · 2 days

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And I’m feeling… Not very good…

#boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha #mha #dabi #touya todoroki #bnha dabi #mha dabi #bnha season 7 #mha season 7 #i’m not feeling good AT ALL actually… like… the tears in my eyes are enough to prove that #i am so not ready for this… like— the emotional damage it will cause me to have this animated is gonna be crazy #please… the only thing i wanted from this goddamn serie was for a victim of abuse to get justice and be happy #why men always gotta ruin it for everyone?? WHY??#fuck endeavor

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sihtryggr · 5 months

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I’ve fallen victim to the Ottomon crackship.

#it’s the tension #it’s the through the roof #but really it’s just Otto staring angrily at Daemon the whole time 💀😂#there’s another crackship I’ve fallen victim to #but I’m not ready to admit that one out loud #house of the dragon #daemon targaryen #otto hightower #daemon x otto #ottomon #please don’t take this too seriously

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stuckinapril · 9 months

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Think I’m making communication a non-negotiable for 2024. If you don’t know how to properly communicate like an adult we quite literally can’t be friends

#I’m not trying to be a bitch like I get that this is hard for lots of people for various reasons #i think I’m just at a point where I want people to come correct instead of waiting for them to potentially get better #only for me to learn in the harshest way that they’re only getting worse #I’m not gonna be ur practice run this year. come when ur ready #the moment I sense someone isn’t saying what they mean it’s so over. like I’m flexible on so many flaws but NOT this one. communicate !!!#the people pleasing is literally kicking in rn but I’m just trying to be honest w myself about what my capacity can handle at the moment #and I’m genuinely at my wits’ end when it comes to communication. so I don’t think I’d be the best person for people like that #is this mean?? this feels like a fair boundary to make #p

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