#playground global

[sentientstump]

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[sexysilverstrider]

since im teaching students ranging from 9-12 years old its crazy thinking back on how the protags were able to stop villainous organizations especially since they werent assigned to. they were just caught in the crossfire and is forced to get the job done.

[fieriframes]

[Say good. ...they were gonna compete. They're playing well together. This is like a multicultural playground, and there's a lot of different games going on. That right there was dodgeball-hopscotch.]

[signatureglobalprojectsgurgaon]

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[advestager]

i was browsing ao3 before bed and now i need to go acquire a smoking habit just so i can reenact the exhausted ben affleck meme

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

Even if someone HATES wearing like, any mask, you’ve gotta admit. Nice thicker fabric ones are great in winter. A mask, hat, and scarf are way more comfortable going to the store than either a naked face or a balaclava. If nothing else then you have to admit that it’s less awkward and stifling in public (you can take off the scarf and or hat and be less hot! Not the entire fucking thing! And if you’ve got a lot of hair, like me, you can let that do whatever) and way warmer than nothing. Even if you hate everyone else and don’t believe in covid, it feels way better than nothing when it’s-20 degrees Fahrenheit and windy outside! Especially in dry cold!

[xtruss]

Senseless Cacophony

— Liu Rui | August 27, 2023

Illustration: Liu Rui/Global Times

Be Aware of ‘Neo-McCarthyism’ Trend in US States

— Zhang Tengjun | August 24, 2023

Illustration: Xia Qing/Global Times

South China Sea Should Not Be Washington’s ‘Game of Thrones’ Playground

— Chen Xiangmiao | August 24, 2023

Illustration: Liu Rui/Global Times

[cookhomebuyers]

National Kickball Day!

Remember when you were a kid playing kickball in the street or in the schoolyard?  Why not take some time to hit the playground for some good old-fashioned ball-kicking action today in celebration of National Kickball Day.  Kickball has been around since the early 1900s and is known globally.  It was originally called Kick Baseball as it was taught by gymnastics coaches as a technique to teach kids baseball.

Enjoy and have fun!

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

please tell us more about your mad theory about the tories getting rid of Sunak?

So the Tories currently have two (2) major problems.

Problem the first: they are about to lose power as soon as the GE rolls around, which it must do by January 2025 at the absolute latest. And the country is baying for one sooner.

This is very much preoccupying their minds at the minute. The rich and powerful will never willingly let you vote away their wealth and power, and to put this into perspective, the Tory party has ruled this country either jointly or alone for over a decade at this point. One of David Cameron's strategies as leader was to focus on recruitment of young and exciting diverse Tories into the party, which is how we got such stellar entries as Liz Truss and Priti Patel and Suella Braverman. These are MPs, therefore, who have never known political life outside of being on the winning side. They are seeing the end of the gravy train in sight, and they are taking it as well as you'd expect.

This is why the infighting is so rife (partly; bear with). The main thing they care about right now is making the party electable again, and fast.

But...

Problem the second: like all good fascist dictators, when Boris Johnson came to power, he fired everyone who said anything bad about him for disloyalty, and promoted all his personal friends. This is how we got such stellar entries as Nadine Dorries and Jacob Rees Mogg and Michael Fabricant. But THAT'S an issue because saying bad things about BJ is basically what intelligent people did, because the man was a useless blundering oaf who killed horrifying numbers of his own electorate via the world's second worst mismanagement of a global pandemic. So removing anyone who criticised him meant, in very real terms, removing the only Tories with half a brain who were even a fraction capable of doing joined up thinking required to run a country. Like, fuck every Tory with a cactus, obviously, but they did at least used to have competent, high calibre politicians, however evil and grotesque they were. David Cameron should die in a cesspit, but he was capable of remembering to put the bins out (before wage cutting the refuse collectors).

And therein lies the real problem: okay, BJ is gone, the party is in ruin, they're staring down the barrel of the most humiliating election defeat in history. They need someone competent that they all like who can take the reins and make people like them again.

But who's left?

There's no one. There's no one left. Not just because the remaining Tories are too low calibre to lead; they're too low calibre to even be able to pick someone without shrieking like cliquey little harridans on the playground about how the wrong in-group got in. Half of them are still BJ loyalists who hate anyone who criticise The Great Brexit Leader. The other half hate BJ for managing to make everyone hate the Tories so much that they're in this mess. Both halves are willing to sabotage the chosen leader of the other, locked in a battle of mutually assured destruction.

So how does Sunak fit into this?

He's unpopular in the party to a truly staggering degree, and not much better in the eyes of the public. He's tried to take a centrist stance on BJ, but that's actually just pissed off both sides. He did manage to stabilise the economy somewhat after the appalling mess Liz Truss threw it into, but he hasn't actually fixed it - we're still mid-cost of living crisis, we're still inexplicably not rich after Brexit like Boris prommied, inflation is still at an all time high as public services crash. The public hates him.

And he hasn't made the public stop hating the Tories. That petition calling for a GE is great, because it won't happen - BUT, it does force the issue to be debated in Parliament with opposition parties getting to stick the boot in, which means the humiliation continues. The Tories are starting to get desperate again.

And because this lot of Tories are, as mentioned, utterly terrible low-calibre political idiots, their response to this pressure has for the last four years been to oust the leader and get another.

And the first letters of no confidence have been sent into the 1922 Committee already. The devil moves fast, but knuckle dragging Tories with a fifth of a braincell each move faster.

And thanks to the absolute fucking state of them all... I cannot believe I'm saying these words, but genuinely the best person they have left who could possibly do the job is, of all fucking people, Michael Fucking Gove, and it won't even be him because he was mean to Boris once.

So yeah. I reckon Sunak may be out in six months. Fuck knows who we get instead. Probably Penny Mordaunt.

[reality-detective]

Part 2

Clintons’ Secret Pedophile and Cannibal Club in Haiti Exposed By Locals.

The Clintons have long considered Haiti to be their personal playground where they can indulge in their wildest fantasies with close friends from the global elite, according to Haitians who allege the Democrat power couple are involved in a Satanic cannibal club in which children are ritually abused and their flesh eaten.

According to multiple eyewitnesses in Haiti, the Satanic club has become the new Bohemian Grove for the jetsetting globalist elite, with private jets regularly landing in Port-au-Prince before the passengers are whisked away to their secret hideout in the jungle where unspeakable horrors involving children have been documented by local investigators.

The locals call this place “Clinton’s den” and generations of local children have been taught to be terrified of Bill and Hillary who are viewed as evil incarnate due to the depraved nature of the company they keep, as violent cannibals and pedophiles stalk the island with impunity. 🤔

[screamingfromuz]

I finally figured out why the response from the global left made me so angry.

Jewish leftist, including myself, never hesitated to condemn the Israeli government and Israeli citizens for their treatment of Palestinians. for example- I know were I was in Huwara. I was calling out the brutality of the pogrom done by right wings extremeness, criticizing it, calling for punishment of the terrorists, warning that this escalation of violence would do nothing but continue the violence. we did not try and justify it as a neutral response for the murder of two people, no, I knew that this kind of behavior has no excuse.

and we did the same every single time. the Israeli left always knew where it was when the Palestinians were the victims of violence, we often stood right there next to them.

and the leftist of the world loved it. held us up to prove that they are right, "you see? even they agree! free Palestine!"

and we expected the same. we expected that if the horrors will come to us, the global left will support us. We knew that they struggle since Israeli missiles hit while Hamas/Hezbollah/Jihad missiles get intercepted by a system that costs millions to operate. but surely, they kept saying that they would have spoken out if the Jews are in danger, they will stand with us in our grief.

and then came October 7th.

and we were shown once again that we are nothing but a token.

people celebrated the attack, and even those who did notת hesitated to condemn it. It was people being butchered in their own homes, a fucking war crime! all while they were hurling hundreds of missiles at civilian targets! at homes, at playground, at hospitals!

and yet, if it was not celebrating, the global left was silent.

I read a colon by a Danna Frank she described how an Israeli women who study in Yell was shaken and crying the entire day, and no one asked for her well being. Frank herself received messages from friends abroad during that day, and one of them asked after the well being of Palestinian waiters in Ramallah and offered them prayers and not ask after her own fucking sake. Seeds for Peace, that always had what to say at the beginning of any Israeli operation, stayed quiet for days, when they did post something, it was to call against violence from both sides, not even mentioning the massacre. and there are so many more instances.

It hurt so much because it was a betrayal. a prof that we are only cared for when we are either a token or dead.

We stood up again and again and again for the rights of others, against our own deeds, and when it was our people left dead on the ground, the quiet was disturbed only by the sounds of celebration.

We should have known

The Israeli left and the Jewish left stand alone in the global stage.

We now know who are allies are.

[hrrtshape]

✶ REASONS TO BE EXCITED FOR YOUR FAME DESIRED REALITY — DIVA VERS.

⋆ ৎ PEOPLE WILL MAKE SUBLIMINALS OF YOU : not you listening to "be more like [YOUR NAME]" affirmations on loop while sipping a dior latte in your penthouse. YOU are the blueprint.

⋆ ৎ YOU WILL BE THE PINTEREST GIRL™ : every “dream life” board? covered in photos of you strolling through new york, holding a birkin bag, and giving main character energy.

⋆ ৎ YOUR FAN EDITS WILL END LIVES (IN A GOOD WAY) : every corner of tiktok and instagram will have dramatic black-and-white edits of you set to beyonce's diva (yes.).

⋆ ৎ FRONT ROW AT FASHION WEEK : no more dreaming about chanel or hermès—you’ll be the one closing the show. anna wintour? nervous.

⋆ ৎ THE WORLD WILL TRY TO DECODE YOUR AURA : reddit threads like “why is [YOUR NAME] so effortlessly magical??” or “what’s their secret??” (hint: it’s because you’re THAT GIRL.)

⋆ ৎ YOU’LL MAKE “PRIVACY” FASHIONABLE : everyone will want to know about your mysterious relationship (but all they’ll get are blurry paparazzi photos and an occasional “liked” post). private but not secret, baby.

⋆ ৎ LEGENDARY PHOTOSHOOTS : a spread in vogue where you’re posing in a STUNNING editorial or lounging on a vintage chaise? ICONIC. the internet might as well just shut down for weeks.

⋆ ৎ IMAGINE THE HATERS’ TEARS : their group chats will be LIT with jealousy because you’re glowing, thriving, and LIVING. (they’ll hate-listen to your album and still cry over track 8.)

⋆ ৎ GLOBAL ICON : millions of people will wear their eyeliner like you, talk like you, buy your perfume, and start journaling because you said it was healing. you’re the moment.

⋆ ৎ FAN THEORIES GALORE : every cryptic Instagram caption? a headline. every time you walk past someone? a tiktok trend. the power you hold is unmatched.

⋆ ৎ YOU’LL SET TRENDS BY BREATHING : wore a red sweater once? suddenly every high street shop is selling red sweaters.dDecided to go minimal makeup one day? natural beauty is IN.

⋆ ৎ YOUR LIFE WILL BE THE DAYDREAM : somewhere, a teenage girl (like you now!) will stare out her window, imagining being as incredible as you are. you’re someone’s entire pinterest board, playlist, AND raison d’être.

⋆ ৎ THE UNDENIABLE FACT THAT YOU DESERVE IT ALL : fame, love, beauty, artistry—it’s not just a dream, it’s your RIGHT. you’re the main character of the universe. because...why not?

⋆ ৎ YOU’LL TURN FAN CULTURE INTO A RELIGION : forget fans—they’ll be worshippers. people will LITERALLY wake up at 3 a.m. to join twitter spaces dissecting the colour of your nail polish at cannes. the church of [YOUR NAME]™ is in session.

⋆ ৎ EVERY STREET YOU WALK DOWN IS A RED CARPET : paparazzi? stans? CEOs crying because you’re glowing too hard? you’ll need sunglasses just to shield the world from your aura.

⋆ ৎ THE WORLD WILL STOP FOR YOUR ALBUM DROPS : beyoncé said, “release at midnight.” you’ll say, “i’ll drop it when I’m in the mood.” AND PEOPLE WILL STILL STAY AWAKE FOR IT. that level of influence.

⋆ ৎ YOU’LL BE A BILLBOARD...IN EVERY COUNTRY : tokyo? london? paris? every city will have your face smouldering down from the tallest building.

⋆ ৎ FAN EDITS THAT SHAKE THE INTERNET : "i just saw a fan edit of [YOUR NAME] on tiktok and now i can’t breathe.” you’ll be the reason people cry in their car at 2 a.m.

⋆ ৎ EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS ICONIC : sat on a random park bench? a historic landmark the next day. ate a croissant at a café? the croissant girl aesthetic trending on twitter. check it out!!!!!!!

⋆ ৎ PEOPLE WILL LITERALLY BEG FOR YOUR ATTENTION : brands will send you PR boxes stuffed with diamonds. the president (well, maybe not) will DM you asking to collab. and the answer might just be a casual, “lol, maybe.”

⋆ ৎ YOU’LL RUIN PEOPLE IN THE BEST WAY : imagine someone seeing you for the first time and needing three therapy sessions to recover from your beauty. you’re THAT stunning.

⋆ ৎ AWARD SHOWS WILL BECOME YOUR PLAYGROUND : walk in late, steal the spotlight, leave early. everyone else? irrelevant. who’s the main event? YOU.

⋆ ৎ EVERY INTERVIEWER WILL BE IN SHAMBLES : you know that one video of an interviewing a girl and she's just smiling and he's STUTTERING??? that's you.

⋆ ৎ THE MUSIC INDUSTRY’S MUSE : let’s get this straight: you’ll date the hottest musicians for, like, a WEEK (tops) and then casually ghost them. next thing you know, they’re dropping an entire heartbreak album dedicated to YOU. think rumours, but every song screams, “i will never recover from [YOUR NAME].”

⋆ ৎ CINEMA WILL BOW TO YOU : that avant-garde film director? the one who never writes romance? oh, suddenly he’s inspired, and his next arthouse masterpiece is basically a love letter to your existence. critics call it life-changing.

⋆ ৎ YOUR EXES WILL COMPETE FOR YOUR ATTENTION : not your billionaire ex-boyfriend AND your rockstar ex-girlfriend both showing up to your movie premiere, trying to outdo each other with their outfits and tragic longing stares. (you let them sweat.)

⋆ ৎ YOU’LL BE AN “UNOBTAINABLE STANDARD" : tiktokers everywhere will cry, “how can I be as mysterious and effortlessly iconic as [YOUR NAME]?!” spoiler: they can’t. no one can.

⋆ ৎ YOU’LL MAKE CELEBRITY GOSSIP FUN AGAIN :

⋆ “[YOUR NAME] SEEN LEAVING SECRET LONDON SPEAKEASY WITH OSCAR-WINNING ACTOR.” ⋆ “WHO IS THE MYSTERY DESIGNER BEHIND [YOUR NAME]’S GALA LOOK?” ⋆ “FANS SPOT [YOUR NAME] ON A LUXURY YACHT WITH THE PRESIDENT'S SON!”

⋆ ৎ BRANDS WILL BEG FOR YOU : “face of chanel,” “hermès ambassador,” “star of the gucci campaign”—no, no, no, no, you’re ALL of it. you don’t just set trends; you ARE the trend.

⋆ ৎ YOU’LL INVENT NEW STANDARDS OF ICONICNESS : dating you will become its own genre of fame. the world will invent new terms like “[YOUR NAME]-core” or “[YOUR NAME] Effect” to describe anyone trying to emulate your energy.

⋆ ৎ STAN TWITTER DARLING : imagine how easy it would be stan you. how eaaaasy it would be to defend you when an incel's like "oh, well, bla bla bla bla" and your fans would be like "[YOUR NAME] outsold" "[YOUR NAME] oscar/grammy winner,"

⋆ ৎ IMAGINE YOUR POWER MOVES : casually leaving a gala after being the star of the night, just because you felt like getting midnight fries. dropping a surprise single with no promo, and it STILL debuts at #1. turning down roles because “they’re not deep enough.”

⋆ ৎ PEOPLE WILL LIE ABOUT MEETING YOU : “oh yeah, i had brunch with [YOUR NAME] once.” LIES. ellen, YOU LIAR.

⋆ ৎ THE WORLD WILL WORSHIP YOUR MYSTERY : one candid photo of you walking your dog will launch conspiracy theories. (is the dog symbolic? is it her co-star’s? is the LEASH CUSTOM HERMÈS???)

⋆ ৎ YOU’LL BE THE FINAL BOSS OF FAME : the moment when all these legendary a-listers are constantly spotted at your concerts, crying while singing along to your lyrics? girl, you win.

you’re not just shifting realities. you’re shifting CULTURE.

[sovietpostcards]

i hope this is not too intrusive (if it is, please ignore!), but i’m so curious about russia and the reality of living there. america tries to paint russia as some third-world country that people are desperate to escape from. how do you feel about living in russia and how the country is portrayed globally? thanks!!!

Hi! I can only answer from my own experience. I think Russia offers a lot of possibilities to live comfortably (esp. in large cities). There's free education and free healthcare (and also paid education and paid healthcare if you can afford it), lots of shops, cafes and restaurants, many sports facilities and children's clubs and playgrounds, public transportation and everything else you need. Many jobs. Online services in Russia are absolutely great, you can do everything online from buying a shirt and returning it for free if it doesn't fit, to opening a deposit/sending money to another person/investing, to applying for passport and paying your taxes.

There are problem areas of course. Low pay for teachers or scientists. Corruption. Elections are a scam. The recent murder of free journalism. Lots of people left the country following the war out of fear of being jailed for voicing their opinion or being drafted.

Basically if you're able to abstain from the news, you can live a happier life. Some days I am. I'm going out for breakfast today to a wonderful cafe and I'm going to enjoy it as hard as I can.

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

Both of which Harry and Meghan did before the BRF caught on. Or at least Meghan did, with her drip-drip-drip of bracelets, spooning bananas, and union jacks on Instagram.

And it's something no one ever gives her enough credit for: social climbing like a 19th century novelist's dream, but using social media! And outwitting the BRF itself, and all its courtiers and social media experts.

Someone should write a doctoral thesis on her social media mastery, and I'm saying it without the least trace of irony.

Of course, team BRF eventually got back on track, Meghan overreached, and the pandemic reshaped social media use, so she couldn't do it again for Megxit. And she can't do it for ARO or the other million failed initiatives, it's not the same playground, not the same rules.

Oh, I'm sure there will be some people that study her downfall. It may not be academic, but it'll definitely be noted.

Also, social media's transformation as a result of the pandemic didn't impact Megxit. Megxit, if you remember, was December 2019 - March 2020 when the Sussexes were negotiating with the BRF. The Sussexes were able to use social media effectively (somewhat) at that time and they were able to bargain *some* concessions from the BRF - namely the one-year trial period in which everything the Sussexes had were put on hold into abeyance (versus being taken immediately).

What the pandemic did impact was the Brand Sussex Relaunch in 2021, but it wasn't social media that did it - it was the collective global cultural shift caused by the pandemic, where all the "me-me-me" celebs/influencers lost much of their social currency while the "for the better of others" advocacy celebs/influencers gained prestige. In the US, that cultural shift was helped along by the social justice reckoning of Black Lives Matter in summer 2020, which actually would have been more in Meghan's favor but she was - as always - a day late and a dollar short, making a plea for the BRF to reckon with modern social justice 6 months too late.

And in the UK, that cultural shift was cemented by the death of Prince Philip, the Platinum Jubilee celebrations, and the death of Her Late Majesty (commemorations for which recognized over 70+ years of service to the crown, their nation, and the world), and that was the nail in Meghan's coffin. Philip's illness and death coming so soon after the Oprah interview provided an instant "compare and contrast" moment for both Meghan and Harry that they were left so far in the dust not even Tom Cruise's scramjet from Top Gun: Maverick could help them catch up to the BRF.

[localcanadiancreature62]

More of these mfs. More Perfect Plan/Perfect World au stuff.

Plot - So basically,Ford willingly gave out the equation to Bill by word of mouth while the triangle abided by his word regarding him promising that Stan and the twins remain unharmed if he got what he wanted. Ford then added that he agreed on joining Bill and his Henchmaniacs in wreaking havoc on the world with Global Weirdmaggedon,which overjoyed the isosceles as his genius finally agrees with him for once throughout their aggressive push and pull dynamic despite him not knowing the real reason why Ford joined him (he plans on getting closer to Bill and gaining his favor as he used the triangle's favoritism of him to be spared from the various atrocities that his former muse is going to commit while he tries to come up with a way to kill Bill with a sneak attack without him knowing). Stan and the twins got to escape the town with their lives intact while bringing everyone else with them as Dipper and Stan don't trust Ford anymore ever since he decided to choose Bill over them,not knowing the truth about his decision,they left along with the rest of the zodiac wheel members as they knew that Bill would shatter the town without a single inch of concern. Ford then spends five months as Bill's plus one in the end of the world,watching the triangle escape the town with the lack of a barrier keeping him inside as he conquered every country in the world as every world leader began to worship him and change their nations to be in his image in order to appease the isosceles.

Bill razed said nations daily while putting them back together just to rinse and repeat the next day,he also erased all consequences via his newfound time abilities after destroying Time Baby. Six months later,Bill has totally taken control of the entire world as he not only got the world's leaders to agree with his demands but he also literally has eyes everywhere while having clones of himself manage every corner of the world so that he knows EXACTLY what's going on. The triangle has started a worldwide tyranny and Ford just has to sit back and watch lest his plan of destroying Bill in secret gets ruined.

Bill and the Henchmaniacs enjoy their newfound iron grip on Dimension 46'/ as they finally get to have a home that isn't actively rotting or empty meanwhile Bill is just glad to have a giant human playground all to himself. Although being on top and having everything you want can get a bit boring,so Bill decides to "liberate" Dimension 46'/ like he planned as he burnt it to the ground similarly to what he did with Euclydia. Ford didn't like that. He was fucking traumatized as he watched the isosceles destroy his entire dimension,thus making him lose his family his friends and his home,he watched from the Nightmare Realm using a crystal ball that Bill gave him so he could see the whole thing. Ford basically had a mental breakdown as he attempted to kill Bill for causing him such a devastating loss,fruitlessly blasting his laser gun at the near godly triangle whom he knew could destroy him in an instant with his ability to control space matter and time itself but he didn't care as he needed to get rid of the pest that ruined his life.

Bill instantly regretted his decision to raze the man's dimension,as he thought that Ford would be fine with it since he went along with everything else and this made him realize that his genius won't join him in ruling the universe anymore after he destroyed the guy's dimension (plus he doesn't want Ford to be unhappy) like he planned (as his plan was basically "Conquer the world,destroy the world,and then rule the multiverse with Fordsy by my side"). So Bill stopped time before Ford could kill him and then he ended up fixing his horrible mistake by creating a whole dream world for his genius with Fidds Stan the twins and everyone still alive but as non sentient copies that agree with the researcher's every word.

"You fucking MONSTER. HOW DARE YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING I EVER HAD?!. WHEN I STAYED BY YOUR SIDE AND AGREED TO ALL OF YOUR DEMANDS THROUGHOUT THESE FEW MONTHS?!. I WILL DESTROY YOU UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT OF YOUR DAMNED GEOMETRIC BODY!." Ford exclaims as he then tries to lunge at the triangle,with sheer anger and hatred in his eyes as Bill then telekinetically stops him from tackling him. "I thought that you chose me over your dumb family,Fordsy. Turns out i was wrong. I kept them alive for as long as i could,but they had to go along with EVERYTHING ELSE." Bill remarks as he laughs maniacally,appearing to not regret his horrible mistake as he watched the man growl at him with pure rage in his expression.

"Once you release me,i will tear you limb from limb. Molecule from molecule. I will build a machine that'll give you the most EXCRUCIATING PAIN POSSIBLE. And i will NEVER choose you,i never did. I only did because i was planning on destroying you from the start,i should've killed you earlier before playing along with your game though before you could do THIS to me." Ford replied as he glared at the triangle while explaining the truth about his plan regarding why he joined his so called muse despite being hesitant at first. Bill then realizes that Ford will never consciously choose him,unless he did something about that. He then came up with an idea,to fix everything both for him and his genius.

"*sigh*. No one will ever choose me. Unless i make them." Bill says as he then telekinetically pulls Ford closer to him and then he touches the man's forehead,making the man flinch and squirm but he then stops struggling once Bill gets ahold of his memories which he starts to nitpick until he replaced all of them with more positive less traumatizing ones while erasing his memory of their prior argument a few seconds ago. Ford becomes more peaceful and less pissy as he then asks his husband about what they're doing in an empty void (what Dimension 46'/ became after Bill destroyed everything),becoming a bit disoriented from the mind fuckery. Bill then tells him to wait in the Nightmare Realm as he nudges him toward a portal that leads to the decaying dimension while he creates a surprise for his genius.

This is the beginning of Bill's Perfect World for Ford. Then a week later,Bill and Ford enjoy their new lives in Ford's new condo/company building that consists of his new anomaly research facility called the Oregon Institute of Oddology as Bill continues on destroying and conquering worlds while he enjoys his spot as the multiverse's eternal ruler which he acquired in only a short time due to his current power level with him being able to control space matter and time. This brings us to now,to Ford's perfect life with his isosceles partner.

[toychest321]

While I was looking into Fulla dolls, I found out another Muslim fashion doll was released around the same time!

Meet Razanne! (And be prepared for a loooooong deep dive under the Keep Reading lol)

From what I've been able to piece together from various sources, she was created by Palestinian-American Ammar Saadeh and his wife Noor in 1996, being initially launched through the internet before more publicly advertised to Middle-Eastern and American audiences in 2004. Their goal was to show Muslim girls that "what matters is what's inside you, not how you look" (quoted from an interview with Greensoboro News and Record). They wanted to give them a role model with an emphasis on education and religion, while also having a career! To reflect the diversity of the global Muslim ummah, each of her dolls came in three variants: Pakistani-Indian (olive skin w/ dark hair), Black (dark skin w/ dark hair), and Caucasian (fair skin w/ fair hair).

While unfortunately she's no longer in production, the WayBack machine has a record of all her dolls released through the Noorart website! Each doll listing also includes additional information to educate on Islamic culture!

First there's Schoolgirl Razanne, whose listing reads:

"Razanne loves school and is all ready with her bright red book bag to join her friends in class. For your information…Traditional uniforms are worn by schoolgirls in Islamic schools. In addition to the usual subjects, students also study the Arabic language and the Qur'an - the Muslim Holy Book."

Next we have Teacher Razanne, whose listing reads:

"What is a more honorable and specialized career than education? Our teacher Razanne comes full equipped with lap top computer, briefcase and all the necessary items for school. For your information... Many Muslim girls study to become educators. Two-piece suits with jacket and skirt are popular styles for Muslim women who work outside the home as teachers or other professionals."

There's Playday Razanne, who unlike the prior two came with no accessories, her listing reads:

"Dressing modestly doesn't keep Razanne from having fun! On the playground, Razanne plays in her scarf and a loose fitting jumper that gives her lots of room to run and jump. For your information... Dressing modestly doesn't prevent Muslim girls from having fun outdoors! Whether biking, skating, on the playground or at the park children manage to have fun no matter where they are!"

We also have a Muslim Scout Razanne, who came with a free audiotape of Muslim Scout Cheers and a preview of We Love Muhammad! Her listing reads:

"'I'm honest, kind and trustworthy.' Muslim Scouts' organizations all over the world help build character and skills for success in this life and the next. Razanne wears her merit badges and awards earned for community service, Islamic behavior and Qur'an memorization. Respect for Allah, parents and all members of the community are a top priority with Razanne. For your information…like all Scout troops, Muslim Scouts are encouraged to excel in personal attributes such as honesty, cooperation and leadership as well as taking an active part in community service and environmental protection."

Next up there's Eid Mubarak Razanne, which came two different color variants for her outfit, her listing reading:

"Razanne is all ready to celebrate the Muslim holiday. Dressed in her new floral fashions of pink or blue, Razanne has Eid cards addressed to all her friends and is ready to deocorate the party with balloons. The perfect Eid gift for any girl! For your information… Muslims celebrate two major festivals each year. One is the Eid Al Fitr following the month-long fast of Ramadan. A second holiday occurs during the annual Pilgrimage to Makkah. Children and adults look forward to these two special days with great anticipation. Before the Eid the entire family goes out shopping for new clothes to wear for Eid Day. Early Eid morning the family meets with other members of the community for an Eid Prayer then disperse to family gatherings and other celebrations. Children are often given gifts of toys or money and families exchange delectable sweets that differ according to the region in which they live. Muslims exchange greetings of Eid Mubarak,"Eid Congratulations", Eid Saeed, "Happy Eid" and wish each other a coming year full of God's blessings. Kul 'am wa anta bi khair!"

I wasn't able to find any other images for Prayer Razanne like the others unfortunately, and apparently she came with accessories too! Her listing reads:

"Allahu Akbar! God is the Greatest! It's time to pray and Razanne is ready! When it's time for prayer, many Muslim girls cover their everyday clothes with these traditional two-piece garments and stand to pray on colorful prayer rugs. We receive so many letters from customers that tell us that Razanne usually joins the family for salah! For your information… when it's time for prayer, many Muslim girls cover their everyday clothes with these traditional two-piece garments and stand to pray on colorful prayer rugs. Muslim women may pray in congregation at the Mosque but it is often more convenient to pray the five daily prayers at home."

And finally we have In And Out Razanne, whose listing reads:

"In and Out Razanne comes with a two-piece fashion set for wear inside and outside the home. At home Razanne loves to dress in all the latest fashions. In a minute she can be ready to go out with this traditional jilbaab coat. Razanne helps Muslim girls understand that in the home they can be the ultimate fashion statement yet still have attractive attire while dressing modestly outside the home. For your information…Razanne helps Muslim girls understand that in the home they can be the ultimate fashion statement yet still have attractive attire while dressing modestly outside the home."

I'm honestly so glad I found this, because doing research into this doll has been a blast! I love the vintage vibes of her outfits with the patterns and color choices, and it makes me really happy seeing this doll being used as an educational tool for Islamic culture and practices!

Thank you to limbedolls.blogspot.com, emel.com, Greensboro News and Record, and "Framing Muslims" by Peter Morey and Amina Yaqin for the information that went into this long-ass post!

Ramadan Kareem!