#philza with a gun

[sleepisoverratedanyways]

You are basically blind, covered in hives, allergic to everything, can eat like 3 foods and still decided to go vegan. Your name has changed like 4 times and your gender once. Your parents hate each other but are set out to have a better relationship than anyone else. One parent is in the mafia and made you promise not to say anything to the other. The first thing they did was teach you to jump from a window and water bucket clutch. You killed a man with a gun given to you by the devil.

You are Juanaflippa.

[nomsfaultau]

From the interlude What Happened in the Constellations, wherein kid scp Wilbur meets Philza and loathes him almost as much as he loathes himself.

[svtskneecaps]

goddddd phil having the gun and fit having the ammo and both of them agreeing to combine them in an emergency makes my brainworms throw a party godddd the best kind of chekov's gun

[royalarchivist]

I was watching some old VODs and completely forgot that when JuanaFlippa leapt off the edge of the wall (leaving behind a worried Charlie, who had no paraglider at the time and couldn't follow or revive her if she ran out of stamina and fell), Rubius went after her to make sure she landed safely and wasn't hurt.

Rubius likes to pretend he's ambivalent toward the Eggs, but he was really a secret guardian angel for many of them. He cares :(

[ceranovis]

《I'm asking you Philza. Turn off that FUCKING noise.》

《Forever... I don't know what you're talking about. It's silent down here.》

[blanq]

the syndicate

speedpaint under cut

[cornerdreams-txt]

okay but did he HAVE TO ZOOM IN ON FIT'S CHEST when he said that though

likes < reblogs !!

do not repost. crossposted to bluesky.

[sea-buns]

I am forever in love with q!Phil coming home from purgatory, reuniting with his kids, getting an insane escalation in the intensity of his visions, and then fucking off to the middle of nowhere to build a nest like alright :D time for healing :D good times and good vibes only :D can't wait to chill with the family :DDD

Only for q!forever and island lore to come pounding on his door like haha bro you thought REST was an OPTION–

[phatcatphergus]

I just want to add that Phil can’t say tubbo shouldn’t see Fred bc he’s a federation worker when forever literally held children hostage and Phil’s only response was “I can fix him”

[arctic-bookclub]

i was trying to think of what connection q!phil, q!charlie and q!quackity (and i guess elquackity) have because of the tickets today and i started to think about how q!phil has had bad relations with both q!quackity and q!charlie because they both have tried to kill chayanne, and then i remembered how charlie killed tilin so he had bad relations with q, and so on and so forth and then. a realization hit

q!charlie, q!quackity, elquackity and q!phil have all intentionally tried to kill an egg before. and i believe they are the only islanders to do so? (please correct me if i’m wrong on this)

like they’ve had either plans to kill an egg or multiple eggs (quackity, elquackity, charlie), intentionally killed an egg (charlie (killed chayanne but it didn’t count in the end)) or actually tried to kill an egg (charlie, phil, elquackity)

most people on the island have never intentionally tried or planned to kill any of the eggs except these four (again please correct me if i’m wrong) and with the latest post by quackity, during the november 4th event the tickets will lead to whatever the purgatory on the qsmp is right? which is connected to the eggs right? well how fitting the three special tickets to purgatory are assigned to the only people who have such a history with the eggs, don’t you think

[nomsfaultau]

Philza Year Wrap

All my Philza designs for my AUs. Or the more interesting ones, limited space and all that.

From left to right:

Dragon + scaled is from Fault

Lab coat is from Where, then, do your loyalties lie?

Antlers is from Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Suit is from Mandatory Family Reunion

Lantern is from Lighting Lanterns to Bring You Home

Ragged Crow is from Golden Apples (Gilded Atrophy)

And silly little interaction page!

[antimony-medusa]

"Just in case".

[chayannecraft]

Can we talk about the moment today where when Chayanne was upset about Tallulah telling Phil about what happened, when Phil asked “Do you guys not trust me?” Chayanne DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING HE JUST LEFT (Unless I missed something in that stream, but that’s what I saw happen)

[littleseasalt]

happy pills arc... save me happy pills arc..

[cosmic-d1ce]

chayanne def gives phil one of his guns sayin its easier to use on his hands then a bow or sword like 'see :D easy activation !!' and just pistols down a mob in front on him and phils just like 'thanks ^-^;;' because he's grateful for the gift but wow it always seems to set in how hes raised such a bloodthirsty tough kid - 💿

Phil is very grateful that his son wants to protect him, but he is a bit iffy about guns and the like. The loud noises startle him and he's always prefered a bow and arrow

He tries though, he knows its pretty much the only means of defense he has. He struggles with aim because his hands shake so badly now but he does his best, to make Chayanne happy

And the last bit, I reckon he looks at Chayanne sometimes and wonders what Techno would do if he saw him like this. He remembers he wouldn't be like this if Techno was here, Techno would have stopped it. Techno never would have left his side, even if he had abandoned Chayanne and Missa, Techno would have stayed with him

It makes his view of everyone else a lot worse, knowing that he knew only one person that would have stayed with him regardless.

[justtrashperson]

pose practice