#pandora is evans twin

[noahkahansversion]

Slytherin Skittles Hcs!

We’re choosing to ignore the stupid name for them thanks homies!

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-evan and pandora were twins

-ravenclaw pandora

-also adore the idea of ravenclaw barty? that’s a pretty good one

-absolutely bartemius crouch junior was a party animal, slept with a ton of people and did whatever drugs he was offered, he was wild because of his ministry dad

-evan was the best at planning a fight, if it was random he was basically just muscle, but if he had a bit to prepare he was insane

-barty and reg were skinny and scrawny, evan was built like a bar bouncer, all muscle on a larger frame

-barty was skinny in the way he still had abs, regulus was skinny in an almost unhealthy way

-also do like the idea of pandora being a lestrange, but mainly like her as evans twin or that xenophilius took her last name

-dorcas was in the marauders year, the others were a year younger

-dorcas was a halfblood, the others were all pure bloods.

-no doubt, dorcas was a slytherin. she played on the quidditch team every year she was at hogwarts as a chaser

-dorcas played chaser, reg was seeker, and if barty and evan were both in slytherin i think they would’ve both been the beaters for possibly their fifth or sixth year?

-ravenclaw barty and pandora being able to talk to the other houses and get stuff without being seen as evil due to not having the slytherin mantle hanging over them

-dorcas fought with anyone and everyone because she was a half blood slytherin, and so she often felt like she was fighting for the right to be there

-dorcas and marlene got together in their fifth year

-barty developed a crush on regulus in second year, and carried that up until sixth year when he started paying attention to evan

-regulus was with james while reg was in his fifth and sixth year, then james moved onto lily

-also love fics where reg lives and stays with james

-evan rosier is an asexual, it’s a fact. he used to laugh at barty for all his adventures, but truly evan worried barty would never settle and realize evan liked him. “i’d rather never touch you and still be with you” and all that

-since dorcas is a year ahead, the other four spend a year without her. it’s not a great year

-reg and pandora were each others first kiss, but i believe that pandora and xenophilius got together pretty early

-if anything, pandora at least was certainly a ravenclaw. she was smart, and she knew sybil trelawney fairly well

-after the prank, remus definitely hung out with them for a bit, and barty and him slept together once

-barty and marlene pretended they hated each other, but they got along so well it scared them

-evan and james also got along surprisingly well, they met in a battle once after hogwarts and pretty much froze when they saw each other

-in canon times, after hogwarts, when the marauders and the rest of the order saw barty or evan with the death eaters they struggled

-i also saw a hc that dorcas was the one who killed evan, which is heartbreaking. she didn’t mean too, but she did, and it broke all of them, because when evan died reg was already dead

-also like the hc that moody killed evan and that’s what made barty go after him

-pandora had to live for ten years with all of them dead. at least ten years, and barty was in azkaban for it.

-pandora still made regulus lunas godfather, despite him being dead

-pandora definitely died trying to figure out how to destroy horcruxes

-dorcas absolutely broke when her boys became death eaters. they betrayed her, but when they all died, she forgave them. how could she not forgive her boys?

-since barty was the last to die, he did the worst things, and was the last to be forgiven for everything

[noirsnonsense]

"ill never be enough" : regulus, remus, lily, mary, evan, peter

"im always too much" : james, sirius, pandora, marlene, barty, sybil

now tell me I'm wrong I beg.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Uncle Bee and uncle Evy with baby luna- a canon interaction Barty: Okay Luna, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocated someone’s body in 230 ways-

Pandora: Barty, She’s a child

Luna:

Barty: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few moments before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Barty, in somewhat a kermit voice: Hi kids! We're going to show you how to dislocate someone's body! Let's start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Pandora: Oh my god

———*after a while*———

Evan: Wait what did you teach her?

Barty: There are 206 bones in the human body...

Evan: Barty! She is a CHILD!

Evan: If you are fighting an opponent your age Luna, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children's bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that....

[moondustinfj]

Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"

Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"

Regulus: 😑

James: hey now-

Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"

Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*

Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"

Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*

Sirius: *offended gasp*

Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"

Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch

Barty: And Dora is

Pandora:

Evan:

Dorcas:

Regulus:

Barty: "eagle 2"

Evan and Pandora: oh thank god

[del-stars]

so pandora is a seer but i love to imagine evan having whack ass night terrors. like he sits up in the middle of the night eyes glazed over talking about the end of the world and bartys just like yeah okay cool, man and then forgets to tell him it happened in the morning

[fiasco95]

(Jegulus, Rosekiller, Wolfstar!) MODERN AU where the 3Bs heard someone disrespect Regulus and the outcome of it is well..

Regulus, putting his jacket on:

Dorcas: Oh, where are you off to?

Regulus: To bail out the 3Bs.

Pandora: 3Bs?

Regulus: Brother. Bestfriends. Boyfriend.

Dorcas & Pandora, sighing and getting ready to go out as well: Fuck’s sake.

Bonus…

Regulus: I’m not mad that you did what you did. I’m mad that you got caught.

Sirius, James, Remus, Barty & Evan: Sorry.

Dorcas: Can’t believe you didn’t invite me.

Pandora: Exactly. Then you guys wouldn’t have been caught if we were there to help.

[child-of-icarus]

[Regulus and Barty bickering]

Pandora, walking in: What are you dumbasses arguing about now

Barty: Reg ate the last of my lemon drops!!

Regulus: Only because BARTIMUShexed my robes last Friday

Barty: Regulus is the one that let a snitch loose in your dorm and I covered for him

Regulus: Wait—

Pandora, turning to Reg: Really!?

Regulus: Yeah, but… Bartys the one who lost your favoRITE EYELINER

Barty: And Regulus broke up with me again because he’s SCREWING POTTER

Regulus: YEAH WELL CROUCH IS IN LOVE WITH YOUR BROTHER

Evan: What-

Barty: I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE

[saturnsconstellation]

13 year old Pandora: Evan… do you think I’m ugly?

13 year old Evan: Bitch, you better not be, we got the same face.

[starrysillhoutte]

ok but the rosier twins + the black cousins were the most ethereal otherworldly beautiful people to ever walk the grounds of that school and I will not be taking any objections

[orchideous-nox]

I'm gonna need my Rosier twins to be like 37% freakier than most people make them

[gipitothefrog]

the rosier twins 🤝 the Black brothers

being hot af siblings

[noahkahansversion]

HELLO fine people, I have some more Regulus Black Headcanons! He’s my boy and I’m still a sad lesbian who cares about him more than life!

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-he was actually a fairly good swimmer, grew up next to a lake and swam with sirius all the time

-didn’t move to london until he was 9, spent most of his childhood in france, and they continued to speak french often at home

-would’ve done literally anything for his friends. anything.

-a horrible driver. this one stems from ahb! but regulus black could not drive well and it was really bad

-pandora was the first person he kissed

-knew barty and evan before hogwarts, they were already close friends when they went to hogwarts. if we use the hc that pandora was evans twin, then they knew pandora too, but met dorcas in hogwarts

-the sorting hat really did think about putting him into ravenclaw. as i said in my last one of these, it’s only due the blood supremacist thing he was sorted into slytherin

-he was an excellent liar. he could get himself out of anything if he could talk for long enough

-he liked oranges and hated bananas

-loved to dance. when he was alone, he could dance for hours

-he warned sirius as best he could when sirius got kicked out. reg had overheard his parents talking about it and he went to sirius, but sirius just snapped at him

-his animagi form would either be a raven, cat, or fox, same with his patronus

-he could cast fiend fire. it was a trait of the black family especially, since they were some of the most powerful wizards. the potter family could also cast it, they just never really knew

-would sometimes cast spells in french to catch people off guard

-had a collection of random things he found interesting, cut outs from magazines, movie tickets his friends gave him, bottle caps, safety pins, anything like that

-would’ve gotten along excellently with hermione, due to them both being in favour of house elf rights

-was with barty for a short time before he was with james

-after his death, he watched over james and lily

-would have quite literally screamed at draco for making the same mistakes he did

-of his cousins, he was definitely closest to narcissa

-french vanilla ice cream lover

-had a habit of breaking quills. not that he was clumsy, but he wrote too fast and pushed too hard, resulting in him snapping far too many quills

Ok that’s all for now! If I can think of more for him or a different character, I will!

[noirsnonsense]

*evan and Barty cuddling*

Evan: no homo right?

Barty, chuckling: no homo

[moonyswarmsweaters]

The Rosier Twins

[k-llforme]

Evan Rosier was the silliest, creepiest, dumbest, most ethereal, crazy and drop-dead gorgeous guy in the whole universe.

Periodt.

[veethebeequeen]

Rosekiller Headcanons

Evan crushed on Barty for months before Barty realized he liked Evan as well but didn't say anything to Evan because he was convinced that Evan would never like him back.

Evan never told Pandora that he liked Barty she just knew. And Barty told Regulus but made him swear not to tell Evan, and would make Regulus sit and listen to him talk about how much he liked Evan for hours.

Evan then thought that Barty liked Regulus and was crushed and cried to Pandora and Dorcus for hours. He started to distance himself from the two and spent more time with Dorcus, Marlene, Pandora and Lily.

Over all those late night talks about Regulus finally convinces Barty to ask Evan to hogsmead together.

Evan doesn't realize that this outing is a date until the very end of it and then gets extremely excited and almost tackles Barty to the ground in a hug.

Evan is the only one Barty lets call him Bee

People think Barty is the crazier one of the duo but he's not, Evan is the crazier one but is better at hiding it so whenever it comes out often takes people back.

Barty joins the death eaters because of Evan, his father gave him no choice and Barty refused to let him go through that alone.