#p l e a s e.

[gigglesoup]

well, with those teases, you deserve to be held and cuddled and kissed and cherished... and to be gently tickled all over during said cuddles...

...AND then later to be tied up and tickled until you can't even think

(feel free to ignore if not appropriate)

ya'll can NOT keep doing this to me 🥴 (please keep doing this to me)

[emmyrosee]

sooo… how are we feeling after the leafs beat the bruins 😋

(you’re a bruins fan right? I’m not tripping?)

[sashayed]

#scene from moonstruck with vincent gardenia explaining the different types of pipes but it’s metallurgy ores #there’s the kind of ore you have— which is garbage. then there’s steel which is pretty good. unless something goes wrong. #and something always goes wrong. #and then— there’s copper. which is the only kind of ore i use. #it costs money. it costs money because it saves money. (@macklesufficient)

A thing that bothers me about wizard schools in popular media – outside of the magic-grade-school stuff, anyway – is that they're typically depicted as being basically magic universities, but their actual curricula and pedagogical approaches look much more like those of a technical institution. Like, buddy, that's not a wizard university, that's a wizard trade school. You can't just slap university student culture on top of trade school pedagogy. It doesn't work like that – the one emerges from the other!

[rennarita]

gedo, i have been wanting another singles match between them since their g1 match. can we please please have as little h.o.t. interference as possible?

[sweetm0uringlamb]

did jensen’s NDA expire or what

[camping-with-monsters]

what do you do with a jar of sam’s club olives

I swear to fuck………………..

[embrace-your-illithid]

Empy you CAN'T just keep ceremorphing the witnesses

[mari-lair]

obsessed with @anxiousapplepie role swap au, so have a quick fighter and housemaiden siffrin!

[actressposts]

[emotionaldisaster909]

Hey!

HEY!

Have you seen this?????

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS????

THESE ARE

SCREENSHOTS

FROM AN ADVERTISEMENT VIDEO

FOR NOODLES

The noodle brand is “Man Xiao Bao” by the way

WITH OFFICIAL DONGHUA DUB

HELLO??????????

SOURCE: WEIBO, TWITTER

[divine-misfortune]

That Phil guy is giving me the creeps...

[arrgh-whatever]

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

I’m sorry but Woof, I know DDLC has points for trauma, but Woof was honestly my childhood :)

First Round, Matchup 16

Propaganda under the cut~

Propaganda for Mr. Cow: "cute plushie in a tragic scene"

Propaganda for Woof: None :c

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

The bad Ant Man reviews coupled with Disney starting to penny pinch the MCU is making me genuinely fucking wet

[just-another-nerd-blog]

In case y'all weren't aware of how Good Keatlejuice looked head on in full color during the Delores wedding please enjoy this collection of nearly identical screenshots because I am going Feral over them

[doriansbutt]

This life is amazing

When you greet it with open arms