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Boy howdy, let me tell you the wrong thing to say to a friend when they are going through a wild life experience (cheating on their wife, divorce, death of a loved one, coming out as queer later in life) is
Friend: crying, or staring forlornly at the ceiling
Me: “damn, this would be great for the next story I want to write.”
Friend: “J, please don’t do that”
Me: “don’t worry, I’ll change your names.”
Friend: “that’s not I was worried about! That would just be the even worse version of you capitalizing on my pain”
Me: “oh, of course! I should have realized”
Also me: Furiously writes up a full story synopsis for later, when my friend can see how obviously great this would be”
being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."
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PATTI LUPONE behind the scenes of Agatha All Along (2024)
#shes just a baby#but also#mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?#idk#she can definitely step on me#patti lupone#lilia calderu#agatha all along#behind the scenes#making of
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wwdits ;; 6.06
#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#wwditsedit#wwditsdaily#wwdits fx#kayvan novak#natasia demetriou#he thought himself so smart for this#but also#this bit had a whole 80s vibe going on tbh#!mine
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I’m a lestappie through and through, you CANNOT pry lestappen out of my cold, dead hands.
But.. why is this giving JUST MARRIED??
#but also#it’s giving taking your side chick(carlos) to an event meanwhile your partner (max) is at home#waiting for you to come home to have dinner together#lestappen#charlos
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Damn yeah. You read me to filth ngl it's really how I felt my whole life dkjsjd
made a uquiz
#but also#what a beautiful quiz#i love love LOVE when people use uquiz as a form of storytelling#the “do you believe in free will?” question having just one answer AUUUGHHH chefs kiss#it's the type of art you can only make when you truly truly Understand something#I love this
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forgive me, father (for i feel no sin)
eddie/father brian (+ kinda buddie) | E | 4k | hot priest hookup Eddie finds religion in a gay bar. Or, rather, he finds a man of religion in a gay bar.
Because Eddie is trying this new thing where he doesn’t blame himself for everything, he would like to blame it all on Buck instead. And, honestly, what happens probably has a whole lot more to do with Buck than he’s ready to acknowledge. But, as much as he wants to say it is, it’s not Buck’s fault. The night out might be for him, but Eddie was the one who suggested it.
Only, when he’d said they should all go out for drinks, as way to cheer Buck up after allowing him a couple of weeks of sulking over the breakup, he’d thought it would be their usual: he and Buck and Hen and Chim and maybe Bobby at a badge and ladder joint, drinking beers and splitting fries and shooting the shit. Casual, relaxed, familiar.
He hadn’t expected to end up at a gay bar.
Bobby isn’t in attendance but in his place are Karen and Maddie and Ravi and his boyfriend, Seb, and — to Eddie’s minor displeasure — Josh. It’s been a lot: the music loud and the lights colorful and the energy around them electric.
It’s been a lot, but it’s also been fun.
They had crammed into a booth together and done shots with outrageous names that Eddie would have blushed to say aloud. Thankfully Chim had been all too happy to order for them and get Maddie a soft drink with a somehow even cruder title. Buck has been well and truly pep-talked by a drunk Karen and a tipsy Ravi and an always shrewd Josh, sober or not. And they’ve all had a turn on the dance floor: Buck demonstrating that he has two left feet, Maddie proving it’s an affliction that doesn’t run in the family.
Buck’s still out there now, with Hen and Karen, though Eddie’s lost track of them amongst all the other patrons, bumping and grinding to the music, the strobe lighting casting everyone in frozen snapshots. He’s retired back to their booth after fighting his way to the bar for a glass of water, sweat dampening his armpits, the small of his back, from his prior dancing and the hot, humid air of the club.
Maddie and Chimney have gone home — Maddie lamenting that the morning part of morning sickness is a big fat lie — but Seb and Josh are seated in the booth, chatting — or almost yelling, really, to be heard over the blaring pop music. Their glasses are almost empty of the cocktails Josh had left the dance floor to order them about the time Buck was boogieing to Beyoncé and no amount of fruity juice could have tempted Eddie away from the sight. There’s no sign of Ravi and Eddie wonders if he’s off braving the battle to the bar that he’s just been through, trying to win them the victory of another round.
He collapses onto the padded seat of the booth, perched at the end, unfortunately on Josh’s side to leave space for Ravi to sit next to his boyfriend when he returns. Downs his water, maybe a little too desperately — feeling some of it spill from the side of his mouth, track down his jaw — but he’s parched, fluids sorely needed to replace those lost while twirling Karen around, while proving he has better moves than Josh, while shouting along to the NSYNC song he knows all the lyrics to because Sophia was obsessed with them when they were kids (and maybe, secretly, Eddie liked them too — just a little bit).
Ravi appears as he’s setting his empty glass back on the table, but with no cocktails in hand. He looks freshly sweaty enough to have been out on the dance floor but, with the heat in the building, that could simply be the result of a walk to the bathroom. He leans into Seb’s side, says something that Eddie doesn’t even try to hear with how loud the intro to the Katy Perry song that the DJ has selected is playing.
Josh shifts closer to Eddie, conversation interrupted by Ravi’s return. He speaks loud enough and with his mouth close enough to his ear that Eddie hears every word, clear and fully intelligible. “That guy is watching you.”
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#eddie diaz x hot priest#lol what a tag#eddie diaz x father brian#but also#buddie#because it is me who wrote this so of course#buddie fic#buddiefic#911#911 fic#911fic#911 abc#eddie diaz#father brian#hate calling him that he will always and forever be hot priest in my heart#eddie diaz fic#myfic
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They’re holding hands :)
#idk how I managed to position them so perfectly#but now I don’t think I can ever move them again ever#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#torbek#morning frost#frostbek#I’ve been cuddling the two of them all day#because I feel like shit and they make me feel better#I mean I have other plushies that are significantly better to cuddle with#both in size and squishability#but also#these are my emotional support gay furries with separation anxiety#and they make me feel better#also unrelated but i recently counted the amount of plushies I have in my room#and I have about 20 in my room that I know about#which honestly might speak volumes about my childhood#since the oldest one here was from when I was about 14/15#and the rest I got once I started working when I was 17 and older
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Watching X-Men '97 and it's making me realize how much the avengers HATED each other 😭😭😭
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skill issue
#But also#is anyone else able to handle bugs outside but not inside#When you see one outdoors it’s just a cool bug#inside it’s like a switch is flipped yk?
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Imagine legolas trying to explain why he doesn’t like sm1 romantically bc they’re a cousin to a noldo/sinda, only to die a little inside bc he remembers that no, that is not, in fact, a reason for noldo/sinda to not date each other.
Legolas: no i don’t have a crush on xyz, firstly, bc she’s my cousin-
Elladan: what’s that got to do with anything?
Legolas:
Legolas: i genuinely wish that that wasn’t the first thing that comes out of your mouth.
#i will never let this go#the sheer despair legolas feels whenever this topic comes up#he doesn’t know how to go about this respectfully#he doesn’t think that incest should be normal#unfortunately he is friends with a family who’s tree is a wreath#and he doesn’t want to break them apart#but also#he does not endors#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr elves#the hobbit#silmarillion#legolas#silvans#noldor#sindar
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❤️😂
WATCH OUT FOR PAPA ELF-
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honestly tv is really dead. I’m tired of streaming services making those 8 episodes shows that never get the chance to have more seasons after making the audience invested in the characters and also making the cast and creators uncertain and anxious about getting the chance to go back to another season. I miss when we had actual shows with multiple seasons in production from the start to keep the interest going, this format of not quite a show but also not a limited series fucking sucks and I feel so bad for everyone that works for these streamings
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Turning off the reblogs on this. At the time I wrote it, it felt like what I needed to say. There's not as much activity on the post now, but when there is, I feel...sort of hollow. We're so far past the point where this even means anything.
Y'all remember "cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people, either", right?
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to die beneath the rubble of their homes.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be shot with expanding bullets that cause massive tissue damage leading to amputation.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to have their flesh burned away with white phosphorous.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve their fishing boats blown up.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to see their husbands and fathers executed in front of them along evacuation routes.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve an anonymous phone call threatening to destroy their lives and families.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be detained for years without charges.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be tortured, starved, and sexually assaulted in prison.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be deprived of water.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve their olive trees to be uprooted while they look on.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve sixteen years of blockade.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be prevented from traveling for lifesaving medical care.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve this genocide.
#like obviously we're right to talk about innocent palestinians#but also#there is no guilt any palestinian could possibly carry as an individual#and sure as hell no guilt that could attach to palestinians collectively#that justifies any of this
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and they were the best of friends forever
#original art#but also#my little pony#edit: the girls arent supposed to be their human counterparts or humanizations#more so the type of person whose favorite pony would be the one theyre holding
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[Ready for a new game?]
day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings
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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥
#definitelynottober#definitelynottober2024#weeklyhermittober#trafficblr#traffic smp#life series#grian#bdoubleo100#bigbst4tz2#ethoslab#geminitay#goodtimeswithscar#impulsesv#martyn inthelittlewood#ldshadowlady#mumbo jumbo#pearlescentmoon#ok not tagging the rest bc theyre so in the back JKASLDJAJAWHAH#but also#zombiecleo#my art#i suffered so much with this piece but i really liked the idea KLASJDKAUEUEHE#maybe ill polish it more later URGH THIS TOOK SO LONGGGGGG#me: ok i need to catch up im two days late#also me: life series all members GO#HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT LOL#i didnt mess up the day count and only just realized now KLSADKLUEHUEJ. AS U CAN TELL THIS PIECE FRIED MY BRAINNNNNNN#edit again i did not completely forget this is also for weeklyhermittober.... trust.......................... KASDUEUEUHGl
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