#out of the club house

[marzipanandminutiae]

“I want gay things to happen to me now” I say, sitting at home being an unpleasant harridan with weird interests and very specific romantic tastes and life goals not common among my preferred dating demographic

[al-luviec]

vito

[sleepyorchidmonster]

Wait a minute.

If visions are basically Celestia keeping an eye on people that might one day ascend to be gods/ become threaths to Celestia.

Then now that the Hydro Archon is no more and Neuvillette is the one giving visions, does that mean he can watch over all hydro users??

Now all I can think of is Neuvillette acting as Furina's guardian angel. Hurt her and a literal dragon descends from the skies to beat you up!

Also Albert is FINALLY getting arrested!!

[marc--chilton]

new hc that before the infarction house would steal wilson away to try new things together just because they could. one of these 'new things' was pole dancing, and wilson soon learned 1) it was not a joke and 2) holy fuck he underestimates dancers. and that's not even getting into house being house and managing to pick it up remarkably well after one session. or how nice he looked with a pole between those strong thighs

[thecreatureinyourcloset]

I just read a Twst first year fanfic and I love it. The idea is that Yuu convinces the other first years to start a host club. I honestly love this idea and I think I want to do a au off of this, cause it hilarious.

Okay so These are there roles:

Yuu - Natural/Homesick/President Ace - Mischievous/Sly Deuce - Mischievous/Hotheaded Jack - Honest Epel - Don’t Care Sebek - Manager/Mean

It was so funny to see that the first year become nrc boy crushes!

[ironnorth]

Love that aegons first thought apon seeing his nephew for the first time in 6 years was to 1. Insult his ability to fuck 2. Imply that his his future wife would be dissatisfied with their currently non existent sex life and 3. try to flirt with said fiancée and lowkey offer to start a polycule (not that he knew thats what he was offering) all while he making big eyes at jace cus he wants them to be besties again and this is his attempt at rebestieification (its not working cus the plan is terrible)

And then he gets so pissed that jace is ignoring him and dancing with his wife like dude she just told everyone in your family all the gossip about your marriage and how sad she is in it. Of course jace was like lemme take a min to give her a brief moment of happiness and someone's full attention.

[lynpheas]

obsessed with the idea that flora and helia are always in everyone’s business. like, they aren’t necessarily nosy, but flora is friendly and approachable so people will just confide in her and tell her the most obscure/weird/aggravating bullshit going on in their lives. helia’s not friendly and approachable, but, to the average outsider, he seems reserved and maybe…stoic? so definitely someone you could just chat about something you don’t want spreading to everyone. and, yes, flora and helia do not immediately spread every word of gossip that reaches them to everyone they know. but they have grown awfully used to knowing everything that’s going on with everyone. and comparing notes with each other 👀

[fraternum-momentum]

WE'RE GETTING EVICTED FROM OUR APARTMENT.

[grishaxverse]

remember how the haunting of hill house siblings represent stages of grief? what if the fall of the house of usher siblings represent the seven deadly sins?

[satans-knitwear]

There are in fact fishnet tights over these leggies. I cannot personally see them while making these gifs bc i need new glasses, but they are there!!

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Besties give me a diplomatic phrasing to communicate "if I leave for the evening and tell you roughly when I'll be back and text 20 minutes before I'm home on your request, please be done having screaming sex by the time I'm home"

[manderleyfire]

– What's keeping us apart ain't even real, your daddy, his religion, it's got nothing to do with us. – It's not just his, it's mine too. I've got the same spirit in me, why don't you see that?

Alice Englert and Walton Goggins in Them That Follow (2019), dir. Dan Madison Savage & Brittany Poulton

[majorbisexualpanic]

if mayor lewis has a million fans, i am against all of them.

if mayor lewis has ten fans i am not one of them

if mayor lewis has one hater that is me.

if mayor lewis has no haters, that means i am no more on the earth.

if the world loves mayor lewis i am against the world

fuck you lewis and all your commitments issues.

marnie deserves better.

[read-write-thrive]

how much would I need to fuck with Niko and Monty’s genders to ship them

[raycatz]

I'm not including a situation where someone might be injured because in that case I'm thinking the bed goes to them by default or they are nominated for it. anyone who wants to be chatty goes to join the living room floor gang.

What are your thoughts and headcanons? Do you have thoughts on how the boys tend to approach assigning beds in inns? Who do the chain choose to sleep near when camping and why? What are their dynamics like when settling down for the night and getting ready for the day?

In "Mirror Vs Open Closet Door: Fight!" by Gintrinsic (here) Four refers to the chain's decision on how to split up between inn rooms as the "Link-per-room ratio" which I find very funny. He, Sky, and Time also talk about their thought process behind why they do or don't want to sleep in a room with some of the others which I find fun and interesting.

So! If you have thoughts and want to share them! *gestures to the post!*

[perryabbott]

THE MIDNIGHT CLUB | 1.09 "The Eternal Enemy"