#otherwise just ignore me

[spoopyloonerisms]

@aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202 please do share. I would like to know the story behind the accidental Christianity conversion, this seems amusing.

most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

[aybeebz]

The drain plug got stuck...

No, he doesn’t wanna talk about it…

Lol, all jokes aside, I love the fact that Stanley's actually really mechanically inclined! I mean hell, how else has he kept that '65 Cadillac of his in such pristine condition??👀

Not to mention teaching himself basic rocket science and quantum physics to understand and rebuild the portal like WHAT

[scribz-ag24]

i cant take it anymore, is anyone else confused over why psmd puts so much emphasis on hero and partner being kids but is also the one game that makes you explicitly question if you are a kid. am i missing sth important?

why,,, why is this phrased like that. why is it making me think psmd hero is an older teenager or even an adult. but then we get put into kindergarten and act like a kid anyways. is there a theme im missing here, whats going on here.

[wpnovakcrystal]

Four in LU be like:

[beaft]

whenever i've worked in retail it has always been emphasised that the Thing To Do when a customer comes in is to approach them and do a big smile and go "hi, how are you!! do you need help finding anything today?" (or something similar).

i thought it was universally agreed that nobody enjoys this, but my friend informs me that apparently this line not only works but noticeably improves sales. so, poll:

[writer-room]

Obsessed with the Ras, Arin & Sora dynamic cause it really is a boomer being tormented by some Gen Z's on all fronts. Dude deadnamed Sora and the kids just looked at each other like siblings who heard their dad say something that would get him cancelled to make sure they both heard him right. They're awkwardly apologizing for Ras violent outbursts because they can't take him anywhere. God forbid they start having fun otherwise they're going to get scolded for it and tiredly side-eye each other. Welcome to the worlds worst post-divorce roadtrip with your manipulative malpractice father

[inquisitor-apologist]

Thinking about how, at the end of the day, at the fatal moment, the sunset of the Republic, it wasn’t Yoda, or Obi-Wan, or even the Chosen One himself standing in the way of Palpatine. It was Mace Windu.

Mace Windu, the inventor of Vaapad and Master of Form VII, the Jedi's strongest duelist, the only person to ever defeat Palpatine in combat. Mace Windu, Master of the Jedi Council and the youngest Master ever appointed to it, the revered leader of the Order. Mace Windu, who forgave even those who tried to kill him, who risked his life over and over again for his troops, who, after 3 years of desperate war, tried to negotiate with battle droids. Mace Windu, who knew the clones were created by the Sith and chose to trust them, who saw every Shatterpoint in the Republic, and loved it still, and fought for it until his last breath, until he was betrayed by Anakin, who he believed in and trusted despite everything.

Mace Windu, High General and hero of the Republic, the embodiment of the Light, the last and greatest champion of the Order, the best Jedi to ever live.

[gon-and-killuas-mother]

Canon comic Batman about Superman: you can't trust him, he wasn't born here, his loyalty will always be in doubt, he is not human. Superbat shippers: they arebsoulmates

i am gently holding your face with utmost sympathy. idk if this is you trying to start an argument but my friend, sweet anon, why on earth do you think Batman and Superman are called the World's Finest?

yeah some comics start them off not trusting each other, bc Batman sees all the possible ways things can go wrong. he doesn't know Clark as a person so he sees something similar to Luthor; an alien with god-like powers who could reduce the world to ash if he wanted to (right now I'm thinking of the New 52 Worlds Finest run where Bruce is much less trusting and Clark is much more bullheaded at first) so yeah Bruce sees a Potential Problem and treats Clark as such.

in the Doylist sense, Superman and Batman were two of the first published superheroes (the actual first was The Phantom) and even before they met in the comics, they were already being featured together in posters and splash pages. so they've always been something of a pair in media.

in the Watsonian sense, well. in the first two comic pages below, Superman literally says they compliment each other, they "fit each other like hand and glove." the rest are also incredible moments i happened to have saved on my phone, there's so many more i could show but i don't have the time so!

that last one is right after Batman "died" and Superman found his "corpse" (this is when Bruce was hit by an omega beam from Darkseid and sent on a chaotic trip through the time stream, but through various comic book science bullshit, there was a burnt-to-shit corpse wearing the Batsuit left behind and it was convincing enough to Superman). so yeah this is kinda proof that Superman can absolutely lose his shit, but it's because his best fucking friend died.

and for funsies, here's this one

soooooo yeah. they love each other. platonic, romantic, whatever. i say soulmates because it's a good term to describe them, because in both Doylist and Watsonian senses, they were always meant to be partners, to be two sides of the superhero coin, to be the goddamn World's Finest.

[reaping-the-benefits]

Sugar daddy Price. Sugar daddy Ghost. ENOUGH! I raise you: sugar mommy Laswell.

Laswell, who originally just wanted some pretty young thing to spend some time with. A little eye candy to hang off her arm during all the balls and galas. Maybe take out on a couple of dates. Something to help her feel a little less lonely.

Laswell who decides she likes your company far more than she originally thought. Who spends more and more time with you, until she can coax you into her bed (and out of your clothes)

And you, who enjoys the company of the older woman. Who enjoys the way she spends money on restaurants you can't afford, on jewelry out of your price range, on lacey little lingerie pieces that she easily rips apart in her eagerness to have you.

[taitavva]

madame x

[chippdhearts]

CSI 7x22 || Leapin' Lizards

[mikuyuuss]

I don't even ship giyumitsu in that way (prefer them as platonic besties) but giyumitsu art always makes me happy bc I love seeing both of my favs in one post. I am a simple gal.

[waterfallofspace]

Are you attracted to another person on snzblr (it’s obvious)🙄

so I normally delete attention seeking anon asks like this but uh. this is the third time i've gotten one like this, in the past, idk, week? so I'm guessing you're the same person so hey!!! let's talk about it

firstly, you uh? couldn't say this to my face? off anon? why not? if it's so desperately important to you to know who I may or may not be attracted to, something tooooootally your business in the first place, why not ask it face to face? mayyyyyybe because you know it's a shitty thing to ask, and don't want people to know it's you? hm. just something to think on <3

secondly!!! actually yeah, I'm attracted to a fair number of people on snzblr, that's. kinda a big part of what this space is used for. sharing things that are attractive to us with this kink and being attracted to them. isn't that just wild??? this community is really amazing that way, and I'm so happy and honoured to be a part of it. but, in the words of your previous asks, 'in love with', haha, no. and even if I was? that would be my business, maaaaaaybe something I'd share with them if we were both single/available and close in that way, buuuut that would still be my choice, and not something you would get to know about, especially hiding behind the anon <3

and thirdly!~ fuck off my blog please!~ <3 i answered this one because I'm getting a bit sick of this shit, and think you deserve to see that you are deeply unwelcome here talking like that!~ maybe if you fix up your attitude, try being polite, and stop hiding behind anon, we could have an actual conversation!~ but otherwise? go away <3 there's no room for you here, and I will not be answering any further drama seeking messages on this blog <3

consider that an official stance, I don't answer obviously drama seeking shit, so send it if you really feel so deeply that you have to, but know it's getting deleted and laughed at between my close friends <33

[arsonisticartichokes]

My favorite KiriDeku headcanon will forever be that Izuku loves the normalcy that comes with being with Kirishima. So many of his closest relationships are built off of anintense emotional connection: his past with Katsuki, his shared grief with Uraraka, his understanding of Shoto's past, and those relationships are GOOD, but they weigh on Izuku's heart in a way he could never explain.

In second year though, his connection with Kirishima makes him feel...normal again, like he's a highschooler, a teenager falling in love. Kirishima takes him to arcades, and comic book stores, and cafes. They both blush and stutter the first time they cuddle on the common room couch together. They walk each other to class. Inko gushes over how handsome Kiri is. It's normal, it's safe, it's comfortable, it's a real, human connection that doesn't sit on the shaky foundation of trauma Izuku knows he'll need years to process.

And sure, there's bad days, nights Izuku sneaks beneath the covers of Kirishima's bed to cry in the other boy's arms, or days Izuku notices the way Kirishima seems quieter than usual, as if embarrassed to simply take up space in a room. But Izuku never leaves those moments with his chest hurting or the ever-growing worry he wasn't prepared to process or deal with those feelings. No, those moments of comfort are so much more soft kisses on scars and movies played to distract from bad thoughts then tear-filled shouting matches or awkward stunned silences.

Falling in love with Kirishima is what breaths humanity back into Izuku in their second year, and fuck that's beautiful.

[bietrofastimoff23]

"I can′t believe that it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us...

- and your BIG EGO."

i came across the reels "when you date a narcissist" in inst, and i realized that i need to draw it with gwaynston.

[shortqueershakespeare]

Can someone please remind this man about the existence of the cONTINENT HE LIVES IN