#or ig

[eyes-of-nine]

bro ngl I'd do anything for him if he asked me politely

[brandwhorestarscream]

Like miner Jazz with big bad Soundwave? Is fun pairing

Dude Soundwave is sinful with his mouth! Please imagine him lounging leisurely on the berth with Jazz shyly straddling his face. He's never... done this before, so he's nervous! Asks what he should do, where he should put his hands, is Soundwave sure this is OK?

Soundwave responds by retracting his mask, grabbing Jazz's hips, and pulls the little miner down so his valve is flush against his mouth. Soundwave wastes no time slipping his glossa between his valve lips, and Jazz keens, thighs tightening around his face and yipping up to the ceiling above. He grabs the headboard of the berth and hangs on for dear life, moaning and wailing as his valve is devoured. Soundwave eats him out like a mech possessed, or perhaps like he's starving, glossa laving at the walls and practically fucking his tight little hole with his tongue. Jazz is a mess, moaning like a whore and shaking, condensation beginning to collect on his visor. He's struggling not to drool as Soundwave works him open.

He's not at all prepared for the other mecha's glossa to extend suddenly, plunging deeper than he thought possible and going right for his ceiling node. He spasms and nearly falls over, valve contracting around his tongue and flooding with lubricant, helm thrown back and a rivulet of oral lubricant dropping from the side of his mouth. "Yeah- yeah! OhmyPrimes, h-holy Primus-!" The last straw is when Soundwave brings one large finger down on his anterior node, rubbing his clit in circles just as he activates his sound system, sending pulses and waves of sound directly up into his valve, vibrating the walls and deep bass thrumming through every sensitive nerve ending. Jazz overloads with a howl of pleasure, flooding Soundwave's mouth with his transfluid, hips rolling to chase the sensation and trying to force the larger mech's tongue deeper inside him. Dry sobbing in ecstasy, his fingers leave scratches behind where he'd been desperately holding on, and he'd have collapsed and fallen over had Soundwave's huge hands not come up to his waist. Effortlessly lifts Jazz off and lays him down on the bed, still twitching and squirming, optics rolled into his helm and tongue starting to peak out of his mouth as he rides the afterglow for all its worth.

Pressing a kiss to his forehelm, Soundwave moves down the berth, parting his little thighs and settling between them. He's not done, not by a long shot... he'll have to make Jazz cum on his tongue at least twice more before he's ready to take his spike.

[moltengoldveins]

so I just went digging in my old Word Docs and found like 30000 words of an eldritch fanfic abomination I completely forgot existed? It’s this weird mesh of what is very obviously Emerald Duo and Beeduo In Space (plus what I think might be Tommy and good-guy Dream? Unclear) just with slightly less Videogame names and a completely original plot that is eerily similar to Titan A.E. for my having never seen that movie before and ALSO for my NOT REMEMBERING I WROTE THIS while watching said movie. Also a strange sort of thing where I think every remaining human in the universe has a very strong compulsion to sing? I was perhaps making a statement about how music is what makes us human? But it feels a little weirder than that like maybe I was foreshadowing something else but I Don’t Know. Humans have sorta fallen back on as much Old Cultural Stuff in the face of Earth’s destruction, every human has a name like Athena or Theseus (three guesses why I think this guy is Tommy despite no other similarities) and the AI are like… super weird. Apparently AI were considered way too expensive to run on computers so aliens figured out how to implant them into brains and run them on that but then it was discovered that if you put an AI in a sentient brain it’d just become a sentient AI, develop a whole-ass soul, and start cohabitating with its host, so that idea went out the window and now a small subset of the population just has weird sentient beings in their brains. Techno’s Chat is apparently one of these. I think Dream is also one of these, but like, a brand new one in Tommy’s head. I say I think because again, I CANNOT REMEMBER WRITING THIS. It’s very humans are space orcs I like it a lot but like…. Where did it come from. When did I write this. What do I do with it.

[luthwhore]

superman (2023) #4 by joshua williamson & jamal campbell

[totalcharliespringsimp]

I'm on crack again and I am either feeling depressed or horny

[existencebringsonlypain]

New icon, bitches. Same color palette though, to avoid confusion.

[thxnks4themrms]

Lana put your cigarette in my eye please

[wholeheartedwonders]

could I maybe just. have that tiny dave you put on that trans flag. I know that's a weird request but

i don’t find it weird at all! here you go. :]

[shadyteacup]

yknow, when i left tumblr and deleted my old blog ages ago without telling anyone, i wasnt planning on finding the people that i used to follow, but then i was like "but I'll miss teacup" and long story short im really happy i became your uwu anon again :)

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YES ILL MARRY YOU

but srsly I remember waking up one day n going to Tumblr and doing one of those posts where u take that quiz thing n trying to tag u, but then it said deactivated n I almost cried

I was so sad u have no idea

And then u came back n I was so relieved

[stafsar]

my muse and I

[megafaunatic]

gay people house meshi

[dogmouthhorse]

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[seagiri]

sat on vc and painted