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In the DC universe there's a petition with over five hundred thousand signatures asking Batman to let Robin represent the USA on the male gymnastic team

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"What if my friends secretly hate me?" What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

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beavers are one of those things you just accept without question as soon as adults tell you about it as a kid and then many years later in your adulthood you look up one day and go wait, what do you mean there exists a species of rodent hydrological engineer that knows how to build properly ventilated freestanding houses for itself, that doesn't make any sense

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Lorenzo Martone ph. Sam Devries

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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me and the bad bitch i pulled by being a sweetie pie cutie patootie

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If god didnt want me to be a hypochondriac why did he give me so many syndromes

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criminal profiling is just astrology for cops

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Yikes

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r/anarchychess is my new favorite sub i love circlejerk subs and its so funny that theres one for chess

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hairy chests. you agree. reblog

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POV your niece read the journal

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finally some good fucking news

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BODY HAIR, LET'S ALL HEAR IT FOR BODY HAIR 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊

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