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What would be a good name for a wavewave sparkling?

Violight, Wavelength, Epicenter, Acoustic, Amplify, Echolocate, and of course the obligatory Waves™: Ultrawave, Microwave, Radiowave, Sunwave, Ravewave, etc lmao

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Transformers fandom please send me the names of your favorite artists to commission

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Fellow transformers fan and lolita fashion enjoyer here, your blog name has me laughing so hard! You’re so right - Starscream WOULD be a burandowhore. Just wanted to let you know. Have a good one! 🫶

Aksjdkska omg I'm not the only one!! Friend? Friends?? ówò

Tbch? It was actually a piece of transformers fanart that introduced me to loloto. It was a drawing of TFP Starscream wearing Chess Chocolate, and the rest is history. Not even gonna lie I spend waaay too much time thinking about bots in lolita, or even just bots in dresses in general. You have no idea how many characters I've assigned coords to

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UNIRONICALLY IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS!!!!!!!!!!

Transformers One AU where Orion Pax is Madoka and D-16 is Homura.

PMMM AU where Madoka is Optimus Prime and Homura is Megatron.

MegOP as the Doomed Robot Yaoi equivalent of MadoHomu.

MadoHomu as the Doomed Magical Girl Yuri equivalent of MegOP.

Do you understand my vision.

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Oh yeah, so I finished it

I mean maybe I’ll make it look prettier but it’s fine as is. Serves its purpose

This has now been simplified in my head as “Transformers One: good ending”

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Sexy calendar posin' anon here!

I like your style.

So what's the chaos that ensues should one of the Terrans find a copy of said calendar?

I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if they enjoy the calendar and the sexy pin ups 🤭 they either split it up amongst themselves, or whoever finds it keeps it a jealously kept secret. They're still young and easily flustered about intimate topics, so if anyone catches them it's deny, deny, deny lmao

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healing

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Robotitties Shockblur? 👀

Mmmmmm Shockblurr 🤤 my beloved

Blurr is such a tits guy omg... it doesnt matter if it's Longarm or Shockwave form, he's all over them if he has the chance. Longarm's pouches seem much much bigger, as they hold the same mass as the rest of his body. Blurr loves to lay on his chest and rest his helm on his massive pillows. On Longarm, they're way, way past a double D, but on Shockwave they're small, quaint little Bs. Blurr doesn't care as they're still huge and soft and perfect for him to play with. Little blue motormouth is obsessed with oral, doesnt matter what's in his mouth but he needs something in his mouth. Sometimes that thing just happens to be Shockwave's nozzles 🤭 he could spend hours mouthing at one pouch, licking and sucking and teasing it with his glossa, draining it of energon to offer relief... just to do the same thing on the other side for several more hours. Shockwave is overstimulated and hypersensitive by the end, but you'll not catch either of them complaining

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Yes. All of the above

Would a Decepticon high command orgy be them all in like a train in order of rank or two of them scissoring whilst the other two bounce on their spikes and make out

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who besides op megs and star do u hc has the weirdest, not most daring but genuinely the most how-the-frag-did-you-even-discover-this kinks out of everyone

Prowl

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Send me an ask with your favorite dinosaur + favorite color :)

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thinkin abt the j/p from ur last anon... is jazz jealous of prime now? is he mad and huffy at prowl cus "apparently prime is so much more important"

Nah, it's part of their game. Jazz doesn't mind being edged, it just makes the eventual overload hit sooo much harder

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Earthspark Prowl & fellow bots being asked to pose in a calendar for the bots. Prowl thinks it's just him in vehicle mode in the background or something.

But you, the cameraman says otherwise. This is supposed to be a sexy calendar.

Do share your ideal calendar compositions 😊

Hmmmmmm

Optimus posing with his axe. It doesn't matter how. Axe posing is sexy

Prowl doing the 1950s cool cop lean, classy black and white photo

Megatron stretched out on a sun lounger to get a sexy full body shot with a close up on his chassis

Elita-1 crushing some vaguely watermelon shaped object between her thighs

Arcee and Bumblebee both end up with the maid outfit (and make it a competition to see who wears it better)

And there's probably also extra shots of the bots in vehicle mode being scrubbed down home carwash style 🤭

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Springer showing his sparkling (with First Aid) tô Prowl?

Or just telling him that he's carrying ( + Prowl putting the Fear Of Primus in First Aid)

Why would Prowl put the fear of Primus into First Aid? You think he's gonna be upset about his adult son in his 30a having sex and making babies? If anything, he's a bit grumpy about being a grandcarrier "so soon", but in reality he's very happy for them, and looks forward to meeting his grandbit.

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MAN I CANT WAIT FOR PART FIVE OF THE SPARKED D-16 AU!!!

no joke i checked ur page liek every other day to see if you posted a new part and now i cant wait for the next one!!!!!

Awww, thats so sweet ;o; thank you!!

Part 5 is currently being worked on 🤭 won't be long before the squad meets the high guard!

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AU idea: Tarn got injured during a mission and lost his memories, returning him to pre-empurata Damus... (I just want to draw him with a big smile 😭)

Bonus DJD reaction:

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