#onion my beloved

[littlemut]

i said yes!!!!!!!😍😍🧅

[thelaurenshippen]

the onion bought infowars. I repeat, the onion bought infowars

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[baejax-the-great]

When I was a kid, my dad used to cut out newspaper articles of topics he thought pertained to my interests (neuroscience and China mostly) and then he would mail them to me with no note. Every once in a while I would receive an envelope with an assortment of newspaper clippings from the five newspapers he reads a day.

And as I sit here sending star trek memes and mourning dove pics to friend 1, and knitting memes and terrible puns to friend 2, and sexy radishes to friend 3, never with any explanation or even an expectation of acknowledgement of receipt, I have to reckon with some hard truths about the person I have grown into and how it relates to my parenting.

[rowan-violet]

I love how every knives out movie is just:

Benoit: These fuckin' rich people...

The victim of said rich people: You're telling me.

[gh0st-lie]

Time to tell my favourite wizard that he's an onion.

[adhdisgay]

is there anything as good and healing in this world as the simple quesadilla

[moongothic]

When people treat Mihawk as Perona's "adoptive goth father" when that's literally and canonically Moria

[agnesandhilda]

stop. did that person you dislike really say that completely sincerely/with no idea of the optics or are you just ignoring the possibility that they could be joking because you want to make fun of them?

[dimeadozencows]

Krispee cream

[dufferpuffer]

I know people have a problem with bookworm!remus because he only is seen reading one book in canon (even though I don’t think that’s a fair reason to completely dismiss that hc) but I often think about the fact that for all of his childhood before hogwarts he literally didn’t have any friends and couldn’t even really interact with other kids, if that’s his situation it makes a lot of sense to be giving him hobbies like being interested in movies (though I don’t think he’d have easy access to them given the whole wizard thing), music and books. I mean it’s very common for lonely children to take interest in books because it’s a way to live in another world where characters can give you comfort, I really don’t think it’s a stretch to hc Remus as a bookworm. I also recognize that the pushback might be coming from frustrations with fanon in general, as fanon Lupin apparently doesn’t look much like canon Lupin (I wouldn’t really know I don’t really interact with that side of the fandom) but still I feel like it might be misdirected anger.

Oh! Oh oh! I LOVE bookworm Remus! I love 'does little crafts' Remus! Baby Remus reading books and colouring in and staying inside all the time - because he can't go make friends with the other kids - and they are scared of his scars, anyway!

I LOVE 'Remus that has a soft spot for fiction'! He doesn't' get to have friends growing up, he doesn't get to have many friends as an ADULT - and he is always acting a role... why not those roles be based on characters in the many books he has read? Plus books are cheap, easy to carry and easy to replace.

'Learned how to cook and clean muggle-style because he was at home with a sickly mother and wanted to help scrub the rental property before they had to move again' Remus!

I have a HC that he grew up with music and the radio I find it hard to believe they would carry a TV with them from house to house when they need to move so often - maybe a small black and white? Ha, baby Remus watching Dr Who in the 60s... It's a shame the 3rd Doctor started when Remus was going off to Hogwarts - I think he would have liked him...

I don't know if there is a backlash on bookworm Remus as much as there is on smart Remus. Like... smartest of the bunch Remus. Because thats just not true - and isn't how he is as an adult, either. He really isn't that studious or... idk... research-y...? Albus and Severus are pushing the boundaries of magical knowledge in the fields they are interested in. Sirius and James were child genius' doing the near-impossible. Remus... doesn't do that. He is specifically excluded from that.

But Remus isn't DUMB. He knows his stuff. We DO see him with his nose in a book, and I think that MEANS something. It just doesn't have to mean much. "Remus likes books" Or "Remus studies even when outside"

But it will always be hilarious how the text goes "James and Sirius were INCREDIBLY smart and RIDICULOUSLY talented, doing things that were basically impossible" And yet people go "Remus was the brains. He read... a book"

[lordstormageddidnt]

In my head, Phillip makes Benoit Blanc invite Marta & Helen Brand over for dinner every month & they talk about eating the rich while eating phillip's covid sourdough

[trashysimpaa]

wanted to show this on tumblr and I almost forgot ,I am certain it's needed

It all just started when I sended a orion fanart pic I found on google and so my friends just kept saying onion pax

I don't know how to draw tfp characters yet..uhm yet I guess

[thesovietonion77]

nobody make this their phone background/j plz do

Normal and bloody versions

I love the bean on sticks too much, methinks

that folder is your dca robot hentai folder and he's about to leak it onto your twitter account

[luckyshinyhunter]

I'm hyped for Wake up, Dead man, I haven't seen the first knives out film but by instantly fell in love with Glass Onion.

Daniel Craig was great as James Bond but you can definitely tell that he had fun playing Benoit Blanc, so here's an appreciation post about one of cinema's greatest detective and member of my favorite comfort characters!