#onion my beloved

[she-waves-at-cats]

friend: this tastes so good, what did you put in it?

me: ABC*

*allium (garlic), butter, caramelised onion

[thelaurenshippen]

the onion bought infowars. I repeat, the onion bought infowars

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[baejax-the-great]

When I was a kid, my dad used to cut out newspaper articles of topics he thought pertained to my interests (neuroscience and China mostly) and then he would mail them to me with no note. Every once in a while I would receive an envelope with an assortment of newspaper clippings from the five newspapers he reads a day.

And as I sit here sending star trek memes and mourning dove pics to friend 1, and knitting memes and terrible puns to friend 2, and sexy radishes to friend 3, never with any explanation or even an expectation of acknowledgement of receipt, I have to reckon with some hard truths about the person I have grown into and how it relates to my parenting.

[bananaede]

izutsumi but I can't remember her design

[oceans-beloved]

Meme dump yayyy🥳✨️

(off to make more now muhahaha >:3)

[mobius-m-mobius]

#blog disclaimer

[housederiva]

I needed something for Rook and Lucanis to be doing in the fic I’m writing as they have one of their first one on one conversations after the Ossuary, so I’m just detailing each step of the soup I make whenever I’m depressed between dialogue

[gh0st-lie]

Time to tell my favourite wizard that he's an onion.

[ignivv]

That is... someone else.

[random-conspiracy]

You guys don’t have an idea of HOW much I love this fucking scene. Everything in this picture is gold. Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc (my beloved) going full DETECTIVE MODE. The face of pure horror, shock and disbelief of Ana de Armas as Martha. Those empty EYES looking the Void™.  The face of What the fuck is he talking about??? and the ominous and unescapable understanding of every single piece of information. And the forth panel of Benoit Blanc as the Harbinger of Eldritch Knowledge in full display of his braincells, detectiving all over Martha and the rest of the guys. All the fucking thing about the donut, and the donut inside the donut. I know when someone NEEDS and BEGS a whiteboard with desperation.  Like, you know. Sherlock also goes like that, but Sherlock is less subtle. People are used to it. Benoit played the crazy all knowing ass detective card out of nowhere. Oh god, look at him. The day before he was the One who listens in the shadows™ with the piano note and his coin. The man BREATHS for the drama.

[adhdisgay]

is there anything as good and healing in this world as the simple quesadilla

[dufferpuffer]

I know people have a problem with bookworm!remus because he only is seen reading one book in canon (even though I don’t think that’s a fair reason to completely dismiss that hc) but I often think about the fact that for all of his childhood before hogwarts he literally didn’t have any friends and couldn’t even really interact with other kids, if that’s his situation it makes a lot of sense to be giving him hobbies like being interested in movies (though I don’t think he’d have easy access to them given the whole wizard thing), music and books. I mean it’s very common for lonely children to take interest in books because it’s a way to live in another world where characters can give you comfort, I really don’t think it’s a stretch to hc Remus as a bookworm. I also recognize that the pushback might be coming from frustrations with fanon in general, as fanon Lupin apparently doesn’t look much like canon Lupin (I wouldn’t really know I don’t really interact with that side of the fandom) but still I feel like it might be misdirected anger.

Oh! Oh oh! I LOVE bookworm Remus! I love 'does little crafts' Remus! Baby Remus reading books and colouring in and staying inside all the time - because he can't go make friends with the other kids - and they are scared of his scars, anyway!

I LOVE 'Remus that has a soft spot for fiction'! He doesn't' get to have friends growing up, he doesn't get to have many friends as an ADULT - and he is always acting a role... why not those roles be based on characters in the many books he has read? Plus books are cheap, easy to carry and easy to replace.

'Learned how to cook and clean muggle-style because he was at home with a sickly mother and wanted to help scrub the rental property before they had to move again' Remus!

I have a HC that he grew up with music and the radio I find it hard to believe they would carry a TV with them from house to house when they need to move so often - maybe a small black and white? Ha, baby Remus watching Dr Who in the 60s... It's a shame the 3rd Doctor started when Remus was going off to Hogwarts - I think he would have liked him...

I don't know if there is a backlash on bookworm Remus as much as there is on smart Remus. Like... smartest of the bunch Remus. Because thats just not true - and isn't how he is as an adult, either. He really isn't that studious or... idk... research-y...? Albus and Severus are pushing the boundaries of magical knowledge in the fields they are interested in. Sirius and James were child genius' doing the near-impossible. Remus... doesn't do that. He is specifically excluded from that.

But Remus isn't DUMB. He knows his stuff. We DO see him with his nose in a book, and I think that MEANS something. It just doesn't have to mean much. "Remus likes books" Or "Remus studies even when outside"

But it will always be hilarious how the text goes "James and Sirius were INCREDIBLY smart and RIDICULOUSLY talented, doing things that were basically impossible" And yet people go "Remus was the brains. He read... a book"

[dimeadozencows]

Krispee cream

[lordstormageddidnt]

In my head, Phillip makes Benoit Blanc invite Marta & Helen Brand over for dinner every month & they talk about eating the rich while eating phillip's covid sourdough