my name is alfie :D i use any and all pronouns
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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape
(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)
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"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas
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you can actually still find porn on tumblr as long as ur at work or in public or with your family or trying to find something else or when youre trying to make a post or search your archive or check a tag or your dms or your followers or
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"its not safe for me to transition right now" girl have you read the news its not safe to drink milk or eat medium rare cheeseburgers or go in public without a respirator anymore stop making excuses lets get you some estrogen
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I think people no longer understand that "viewer discretion is advised" does not mean "vaguely bad content ahead," it means View At Your Own Discretion. As in, if you see the content going in a direction that is unsuitable for you in any way, it is your responsibility to stop viewing. Don't blame creators for your failure to listen to your own warning signs. Nobody is forcing you to finish the episode, the chapter, the sentence. That's all you.
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op turned reblogs off but i need this one so bad
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Is it right to free a bird from its cage if it has only known captivity for its entire life?
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haha noo im not being mean to trans people lol! 😅 im just being mean to One kind of trans person!! because they are transgender! sorry 😅 ii meannn because they are transgender! oops! auto correct! 😅🥺😅😅 i actually think its because they are Transgender. Ahhh noo i dont mean it like that! i said its because they are Cringe
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"having a post get popular is a bad thing on tumblr" counterpoint: i can edit my 72k note post to anything i want

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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?
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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand
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^^^^character dynamic i need to do more with .EVERYONE SEES YOUR WORTH EXCEPT FOR YOU💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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tumblr users are so proud to admit absolutely absurd and horrible things like “I’m afraid of black people/art/culture” and “I almost wreck my car into people daily cause I’m on meds”. and they think that this makes them cute and relatable. and they get really really mad at you if you don’t agree that it’s cute and relatable
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the only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is i'm outside
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