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kaipassedgo · 6 months ago

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every day i wake up and am mad at the end of steves storyline and the full and complete lack of people who GET IT

#steve rogers #stucky #captian america #bucky barnes #captain america the first avenger #peggy litterally found steve alone in a destroyed bar after bucky “died” trying to get drunk or drink himself to death #blameing himself for bucks death #then peggs goes and says “allow barnes the dignity of his choice” in reference to him falling from the train #THEN when steve is gonna crash the carrier #BRO LITTERALLY SAYS “THIS IS MY CHOICE”#GIRL WE GET IT #you couldnt stand being without him so you decided the only way to join him was in death #but he knew it would be seen as heroic to die that way #THERE WERE OTHER WAYS TO LIVE AND SAVE THE WORLD #but he chose the one that let him claim martyrdom #n e ways #i would and will eventually write many essays about them but for now i am gonna go back to pretending to do homework #also if anyone has fic recs gimme

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penn-dragon · 1 month ago

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Another Riptide comic for @summerofspock and @vidrith because the last chapter had me thinking about how interesting fishman Zoro in Arlong Park would be

#it's possible arlong had heard about Zoro before in canon but i doubt he really cared #if Zoro was a fishman though he ABSOLUTLEY would have paid attention to every word hooo boy #he wants Zoro on his crew SO BAD #but unfortunately for him Zoro only answers to two men: his captain and his Curly #one piece #zosan #roronoa zoro #arlong #black leg sanji #fishman zoro

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bootleg-grandpa · 3 months ago

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Nautica gets the Favourite Child™ privileges

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#I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME ANIMATE #I don't know what I'm doing actually #does that stop me? no #Nautica can do whatever she wants no consequences #she tickled Megs like cmon man...#I feel like Megatron would like her and Lotty a lot and be indulgent and easy-going with them #I mean they're the only ones who never directly experienced any harm that came with the war #Nautica and Lotty only heard of Megatron's crimes from stories #like- to them he's the grumpy captain first #kinda scary and serious but he knows what he's doing #the “warlord that killed and conquered for 4 million years” part comes second #SHE FUCKIN TICKLED HIM I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS #ah and there's Rodimus in the background #idk why I put him there but bro is flabbergasted #let him be #God I love Nautica so much #my beloved girl #maccadam #transformers #transformers fanart #megatron #idw megatron #nautica #idw nautica #mtmte #tf mtmte #my artt #animated gif

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ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity · 4 months ago

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Bruce figuring out Captain Marvel is a kid because of him saying some brainrot nonsense he’s heard his kids say is always fantastic, but I think it’d be even funnier if, as a result of the absolute fucking gremlins he calls family, he automatically contributes like a sleeper agent. Like

Captain Marvel: I only have 69¢

Batman, not looking up from his paperwork in the corner, in the most friendly and excited tone the League has ever heard from him: You know what that means! :D

And all of them turn to stare at him just in time to see him give his patented Disappointed Sigh™️, directed at himself for once, and look into the distance as if questioning every single decision that led to this moment. The League is in shock. The younger heroes didn’t think Batman knew what Vine was. Nightwing is laughing so hard he’s sobbing on the floor, because Dick knows damn well it was HIM who caused that

#billy batson #batman #dc universe #dc comics #captain marvel #nightwing #dick grayson #justice league #bruce wayne #bruce is so done #he knows he’s never going to recover #it’s one of the few times he regrets having kids #he’s also strangely tempted to show up to the next meeting with chicken nuggets and just #hand them to captain marvel #he can’t even tell if it’s his kids’ influence #or if it’s his Weird Billionaire™️ coming out #he’s also suddenly wondering if he should be only putting him on missions he’d let Robin go on

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f-misc · 5 months ago

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Captain America: Brave New World sambucky gifset (part 1 of 7)

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beansoup3000 · 8 months ago

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Things I liked in the first murderbot book:

• This Killing Machine Fast Forwards Through Sex Scenes

• This Killing Machine is Reeeaaally Half Assing It At Work

• This Killing Machine Would Rather Cease To Exist Than Have Anyone Acknowledge That It Has Feelings

• This Killing Machine Has Friends Now (Not Optional)

• This Killing Machine Named Itself Murderbot

• This Killing Machine Has A Fucked Up Sense of Self Worth That Will Probably Come Up Again

#murderbot diaries #ive only read the first book! no one say any spoilers #so fun and i understand why fans of Fleet Captain Breq Mianaai like Murderbot too

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gothghostiie · 9 months ago

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something babysitter!reader waiting for price to drive them home while he's on video call with one of his friends, the little one in his lap, tapping around on the screen; until it somehow does something to make the screen go weird. he chuckles and shows you, inevitably holding the camera right onto you for a moment and showing you before turning it back on him. all you hear from the phone now is a curious hum. "who's the lil' tulip on the couch?"

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cakypa120 · 2 months ago

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Billy really loved his coworkers. They were like family to him in a way! He just really wanted to kill them all with his own hands and tell them they were lost.

Marvel: Batman, why didn't you do what I asked?!

Batman: You said not to touch that statue. I didn't touch it.

Marvel: THEN WHY ARE A LOT OF DEMONS LEAVING?!

Robin!Tim: *sweating nervously*

Marvel: Kal-El, take care of your son!

Superman: He's not my child!

Marvel: Then take care of your brother!! He misses you!

Superman: If you're so worried about him, then take care of him yourself!

Marvel: He's been living in my house for six months now!!

Superman: This is unexpected... Why aren't you bothering Luthor?!

Marvel: He's paying child support!! So you can spend time with Conner tomorrow! I'll be personally overseeing all of this!

Diana: Brother, I think this is unnecessary.

Marvel: Sister, please, you want to buy an ice cream truck. Only it doesn't come with ice cream.

Diana: Then how does ice cream get there? Magic?

Marvel: *heavy and drawn-out sigh*

Marvel: Oliver Queen!!

Oliver: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Dinah: What is Marvel doing in our house?

Oliver: It was Barry's idea!! *hides behind wife*

Marvel: Really? Because that's not what he told me.

Dinah: What's going on?

Oliver: Could I have been the mastermind behind the Marvel joke where we all pretend to be dead?

Marvel: I cried for three hours! And now you're going to pay for all this stress!!

Barry: How was I supposed to know it was a super dangerous poison?!

Marvel: A skull on the label?! I hid it in a safe?! And a note that said, "This is a super duper dangerous poison! Don't drink it!! Barry, don't drink it!!! Neither does the Flash!!"?!

Barry: I... I'm... Alive, aren't you?

Marvel: *angry huffing*

Hal: Dude, how did you manage to piss off Marvel in the month I was gone?

MM: Don't count me among them.

Arthur: Me too. Marvel is one of the few people I respect.

Marvel: Who broke a vase with a thousand restless souls?!

Hal: Damn. That wasn't just an ugly flower vase.

MM: I guess the Watchtower is filled with dead people and evil Marvel.

Arthur: It's time to get the hell out of here.

#billy batson #dc captain marvel #captain marvel #dcu #shazam #fawcett city #jl #justice league #flash #batman #superman #martian manhunter #aquaman #green arrow #green lantern #black canary #wonder woman #MM and Arthur are the only ones who didn't piss off Marvel this week

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newttxt · 1 year ago

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vague and sketchy captain trio shenanigans,, idk pretend theyre seastone bullets or something

#did you think i only did finished and well thought out comics?#well. yeah. i try to. but hey sketchy is fine too.#one piece #uh. should i?? tag it as??#lulawkid #they arent together or anything. they just belong as a trio #luffy #trafalgar law #eustass kid #anyway sorry zosan ive been moonlighting with the captain trio

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omaano · 4 months ago

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You are completely right, Wolffe should and deserves to be squished in the middle of their cuddle pile ❤️ Thank you for asking @chaicilatte! ❤️❤️

Polyamorous/platonic poses reference post

And all the other drawings I’ve done so far

#last full body pose omg and now there are only 4 more to go!!#I might be done with all of these requests before the one year mark if I'm lucky XD #my art #poly sketches #seelos trio #seelos old men #cuddle pile #captain rex #commander wolffe #commando gregor #captain gregor #the clone wars #sw tcw #clone wars #clone troopers #sw rebels #between clone wars and rebels

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professorcalculusstanaccount · 10 months ago

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The penultimate part of my story, The House of Glass. Tintin's investigation hits a wall. Follows directly from this!

If you're enjoying this comic, please consider donating to Eyad, he is a father of four trying to evacuate his family from the Gaza strip. His wife Amal, and their kids, Sami (11), Mohammad (9), Sarah (7) and Saad (5) are currently in a displacement school in the Zaytoun area. Eyad has been separated from his family, and is currently living in a tent in the Dier al-Balah area.

His blog is @abosamisblog

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edorazzi · 1 month ago

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It's Tintin Day again!!! ✨

A bit behind due to a schedule conflict so today is the 16th, eureka! And Haddock's in the spirit of Pride Month but still hasn't quite grasped the categories... 🌈

#the adventures of tintin #tintin #captain haddock #thomson and thompson #josie's art #allan and tom were SHIPMATES..... and there was only one hammock.......#tintin has fully given up trying to explain asexuality but at least he knows he's supported :)

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flyoorr · 1 month ago

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Looks like devotion

#someone take away my ability to draw #we all know the only man Zoro would ever get on his knees for is his captain #aka his god #hehe #one piece #zolu #luzo #more luzo though #I forgot ship names had like impact based on who’s first #suggestive #my art #flyoor

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ghouljams · 2 months ago

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Can we get Prices bathroom fun. Those 30 minutes, I beg. Pretty please 🙏🥹

You wanna talk about a competitor for Ghost's place as friend group mythology "that dad you fucked at a pub" is closing in on "stinky elevator man" really fast.

Man stinks like tobacco and barely says a word. You're tugged into the men's restroom and lifted onto the sink so he can start pawing at you. (You know the sink was bone dry? Like bone dry. God, men really don't wash their fuckin' hands.) And look, maybe you'd been making eyes at him when you were grabbing a round for your group, and maybe it is fulfilling a fantasy you didn't know you had when he kisses you quick and dirty, fumbling his belt while you shuck your panties, but that doesn't mean you were looking to get grabbed! (Did he make you come? Oh yeah, big time.)

Really the only reason you know he's a dad is because he rolled a condom over his (biggest I've ever seen, I'm not kidding) dick and mumbled something about not being able to deal with "any more shitheads."