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orionfrommars · 3 months ago

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Happy Holidays from the sillies!!

[Please do not steal, trace, repost or modify my work]

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houseofheroesau · 1 year ago

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A question for Time, or anyone else who wants to answer, because why not? What's your favourite song?

what does that say about you, Warrior

#this doodle is so bad I'm sorry #Time's okay but I am NOT used to young teenagers like Wind #but I wanted to make the joke so here you go #this is what happens when you freehand with no references at 3am #my art's better I promise lol #house of heroes #houseofheroesau #hoh #zelda au #legend of zelda au #hoh warrior #hoh wind #hoh time #hoh answered #legend of zelda #not lu #hoh official art

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axolkitkat · 7 months ago

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Spiral-themed car, call that a locomotive

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scissorcraft · 10 months ago

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i really want to make isat friends…

#in this moment…#but i’m too scared ;-;#you guys all seem rly fun n cool n sweet #i love seeing tags on my art n everyone is so so nice!!! i’d love to reach out n make friends so bad #but i’m. terrified.#my usual method of making friends is starting a private discord server #n it usually goes amazing - it’s how i met my current family and how i’ve made so many friends!!!#but i’m petrified right now. something in me broke a while back and i don’t know if it’ll fix…#i hope that… i can make one soon. maybe after i get back on my meds i’ll be okay.#but!! like. in the meantime #if anyone. wants to try ? i may be slow and scared and overly guarded bug i want to make friends #and i’ll Try if anyone feels up to reaching out? ;-; i’d appreciate it tbh!!! but no one has to!!!#i wrote myself a lil script tfgvu for a comic maybe. itll be so annoying but it’ll be a very person piece n i think it’d b good for me to #make ngl… a good look into my Twisted Mind (/s/s/s thats a joke!!!!!)#SORRY THIS IS REALLY REALLY VENTY JGUGGUG #i have difficulties my whole life with feeling like a perpetual outsider <3 i need to work on that somehow

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fujii-draws · 1 year ago

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OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter.#he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point.#and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!!#hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do!#the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into-#one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT.#but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb.#I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time.#and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances.#and doesn’t want to hear any excuse.#but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment.#NOW. CHAPTER 17.#UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN #Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC.#IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!!#BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’#WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM.#(NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.)#and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through.#despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up.#like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him.#that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying.#just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner.#IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD.#and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore.#he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had.#and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT.#<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but.#eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind.#I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags

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sundayin96 · 6 days ago

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watermour + text post meme (part 34) // inspiration credit to @watermourdivorce and their top tier watermour coded reblogs

#watermour #roger waters #david gilmour #pink floyd #text post meme #mine*#watermourdivorce #<- inspiration credit #last one for now i promise i'm sorry please don't hate me #i'm trying really hard not to think i'm annoying and everyone hates me but my brain does not want to cooperate rn lol #also i just thought the positioning of david's hands was funny in that one picture but i feel kinda bad using the piss joke no disrespect #like he would never lmaooo i can't even finish this sentence it makes me feel so bad i'm so sorry asjdhsfsl #watermour? more like watersports! am i right?#okay now you have a valid reason to block me asdshfhdj #eh there are far worse kinks to have this one is fairly tame tbh who really cares lmao

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starrstruckcanuck · 9 hours ago

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"That's also further than Shorty's walked this year"

"[Laughs] That's not nice... but true"

#canucks lb #sorry i just need to transcribe every joke they make #was that ray...i think it was ray #please be ray i'm so bad at telling him and dt apart #okay nvm it was the secret third option: murph #i'm just an idiot i think #mind you ive been keeping up with canucks hockey for at least the past 7 years #so i have no excuse #but it was either ray or dt who defended him and said “don't listen to him”#which one i shall never know

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queer-omens-in-the-archives · 2 months ago

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Pluralposting on main, bear with me here, but I haven't been around in basically months and how in the fuck is everyone functioning on the level of sleep deprivation we've accumulated. How have we been routinely going to bed at 5-6am barely noticing getting past our regular bedtime of 2-3, meanwhile it's just past 1 and I'm basically dying of terrible sleepies. (Fret not, I'm on my way to write then bedtime at a NORMAL time. But like. How, and why do I have to suffer the quencies of everyone else's hubris.)

(Edit from 3am: yeah Jesus Christ I am basically falling asleep on our laptop. I promised to have a look at our fic and I will give it at least one pass of editing, it's only 1k-ish words, but... I am dying... I am so eepy... I am being so, so brave about it...)

#“skill issue” they say from the back. Well I'm sorry I'm built different and we need to sleep so bad. Actually.#saltposting #plural on main #because I think callout culture is okay – justified even – when it's about my brain guys. (Joke.)#Edit from 3am HOW do other guys do it where they stay up writing till 6am. I want my bedsheets my pillow my mattress my blankies.#It's sleep time... :( :( :( :( :(

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etherealhoneypie · 9 months ago

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hey so any of my friends in the uk or canada or australia or really anywhere that isn’t the us wanna adopt me? i have a lot of thrifted furniture and a big record collection i can bring 🥰

#just watching highlights from this debate is so sickening #like what the fuck 🤭 there’s no right way to go !!! love it #palestine was used as basically a ‘joke’ or something idk but only said like once #sickkkkkkkkk #y’all are sick #talking about fucking golf dude #also the fact they even let a felon on stage when felons can’t even goddamn vote #this might sound ageist but idc really #there should be an age limit on these things #if you have to be a old enough maybe you gotta be young enough too #sorry if there’s a good chance you will die during office no you should not be able to run #maybe the cap should be like 75 or even 70 #also should be a cap on other political offices too #ain’t no way someone should be 900 and on the supreme court looking at you rbg #voting cap too #you gotta be 18 to vote okay makes total sense #but when i say maybe we should stop letting people vote when they turn 75 or something im the bad guy ohhhhohhhokay #i think of all the old people i know. that are 75+ and quite honestly i don’t think they should get to decide my future #anyways #this country is a joke #this country is fucked #and i don’t wanna be here

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thedeafprophet · 2 months ago

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i never know what blogs mean when they say 'dni if you support incest' because do they mean 'don't interact if you engage with any gothic media ever' or do they mean 'don't interact if you're a member of the royal family'

#bad joke sorry #incest mention #the prophet speaks #but seriously. like.#okay i would say 'nobody actually supports incest' but im sure theres some stuff out there SOMEWHERE #but like i want to know if they would hate me just because i love crimson peak yknow akdkfkkghj

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mohntilyet · 3 months ago

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iscariot by walk the moon….illariocore

AUGH. ok someone else had suggested regina spektor's call them brothers so long ago (sorry to the other anon for listening and then thinking 'augh' and then never responding LOL) so like we are just collecting sad little brother songs and making it about him. if you will take a suggestion then i would suggest tamino's cigar which is very 'I CAN MAKE ANY SONG ABOUT THE CHARACTER' of me but i do see it as something that suits the dellamortes :)

#thats what u had but u dont have it anymore. aaarrgghh.#also sorry for not being on the blog im trying to illariopost but its actually. and sorry about this #i wish veilguard compelled me more. but im getting a bit bored and whats happening is that im actually slipping into sw ot #<- really really bad. media relapse unlike the world has ever seen before #did you know return of the j/edi is actually hilariously bad. but its so good.#my friend did joke that 'you like a man so terrible you ran straight to l/uke s/kywalker. a man who is known to redeem terrible men' LMFAOO #a few days i was writing meta about his xwing in discord dms so you know.its bad.#anyways. back to illario. 'i never imagined you dead' okay. okaaayyy.#i just have to get into gear and maybe think of illario a bit harder ill be back to discuss him i swear #answered #anonymous

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pjlotrhhjeml · 1 year ago

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I swear this ship was a joke at first...

#someone else probably already made this post im sorry man #Cho Channg x Hermione Granger #Joyce Byers x Karen Wheeler #Surge the Tenrec x Whisper the Wolf #(okay that one isnt too special but it started as a joke for me first dhbdjfjc #Jason Funderberker x Wirt #Wirt x Funderberker #( human jason btw )#idk if they are an illegal ship or not? ( asking this bc i saw a comment on a post so... im scared #revenant x pathfinder #gay robots go brrr #any of the Young Ones ships #any not illegal COD ship too #Bianca Di Angelo x Annabeth Chase #hear me out #okay till now they arent that bad #bowser x luigy #okay i give up.#drarry #its mainly in my head and the people who I hang out with but still #i swear i didnt mean to ship it #(i said 2 month ago when I figured out i read over 15 million words about them)#Steve Harrington x Jonathan Byers #uh #Ellie x Abby #i giggle everytime i thinj abt them #sonknuxadow #or whatever their shipname is #i love multishipping #more ships to be added ^-^

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petrichormore · 2 years ago

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!! The following is a rant and is slightly fandom critical, it’s also over-exaggerated and half joking !!

!! I’m just expelling frustration it’s not serious I’m just being silly rn so beware all ye who enter here (and also read the tags) !!

the only character that is allowed to kill an egg without repercussions is q!badboyhalo because this fandom treats him like a glorified nanny and they only care about him when they’re yelling at him to take care of their fav egg. he ain’t that egg’s government-assigned parent and he isn’t responsible for constantly keeping every egg alive but i damn well know if an egg dies on his watch, or if an egg dies of neglect he’s gonna get blamed - especially if an egg dies of neglect since he’s the only islander that cares about that apparently lmao (mostly joking). And the worst part is he’ll probably blame himself too but it honest to god is not his problem.

Bro needs a vacation - an actual one where he’s not taking care of an average of 3 eggs daily lmfao

#sorry I’m salty and I’m mostly joking I’m not actually that pressed #and plus q!Bad likes to babysit so it is His Own Doing I’m sure others would help if he asked #the thing is he’s never going to ask he’s allergic to asking for help #also this is more about the fandom anyway #they always yell on twitter and IN HIS CHAT to take care of eggs #but if he misses one sign or doesnt read the eggs damn mind he’s an unfit parent like. okay.#^^^ that last tag is specifically about how much people nag on him about tallulah in particular #‘bad is always leaving her behind i only trust Phil’ SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE LITERALLY SEES BAD AS A FATHER FIGURE #tallulah would be dead several times over if it weren’t for him #so would chayanne and so would Leo and so would half the players if we’re being honest #anyway I would be so sad if he killed an egg but he’s earned it at this point tbf #q!badboyhalo #fandom critique #i like the qsmp fandom usually but when people chat hop to tell him to wake up chayanne i get… silly

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seventh-district · 15 days ago

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#vent post #vent blogging #Seven’s Public Diary #motivating myself to study for my driver’s permit by thinking of the Freedom and independence a license would grant me? ❌ 1/10 ineffective #motivating myself to study for my driver’s permit by imagining all the new & different possible ways i could become injured in a car crash?#✅ 7/10 it just might fucking work!!!#the only true cure for OCD is to face one’s fears. but i just might be able to find a loophole via my ever-worsening mental health #because you don’t have to Face your fears if you don’t Have any fears #and in order to rid myself of my fears regarding harm coming to myself. i simply have to stop fearing being harmed #and what better way to stop fearing it than to actively crave it!#or at the very least become so overwhelmed that i lose the capacity to feel any particular way about it #i’ve found a new OCD cure everybody - Just Stop Caring™️ /sarc #well. sarcastic or joking for everyone else. but im serious when it applies to me #bc so much of my anxiety comes from feeling unsafe. so i just have to reach the point where i stop caring if im safe or not. easy peasy #like yes i know this is flawed and unhealthy logic but i’ve resisted more compulsions via this method lately than i have via anything else #and even outside of OCD stuff even just for all my other anxiety disorders it’s also worked. im actually making a modicum of progress now #need to make a scary phone call? just get into a 3-hour family argument and then you’ll be so upset that you don’t feel fear! :)#genuinely worked very well. scared of a home invasion? well at least it’d mean you’d have some different company for once!#you might make a new friend! or if they **** you at least you’d have some Real trauma for once. it’s a win-win honestly …/hj #so. scared to drive? well even if you Do crash at least it might lead to a hospital visit and then you’ll finally get that attention you-#-want so fucking badly! you’ll finally get a break from everything while you recover. or even if you don’t survive- well. i shan’t say.#anyways. the ‘you’ in those tags is me talking to myself for the record. i wouldn’t speak to anyone else like this. i just speak in the-#-wrong tense/person sometimes. don’t know what’s up with that. just another reason i need to stop speaking altogether. as i’ve learned #i’ve been trying So fucking hard to be nice lately. letting them walk all over me. and it’s still not enough. cause i’m always-#-‘using the wrong tone’ and ‘if all im gonna do is say smthn negative i just shouldn’t speak at all’ ..okay! gladly!!!#sorry for being autistic and unsocialized and under immense stress and being unable to keep my ‘tone’ under control. my bad.#i just need to get blackout drunk with Venti at Angel’s Share. that would fix me.#that or heading down to the bottom of the Fortress of Meropide and curl up like a dog under Wriothesley’s desk. head empty no thoughts #not sexually. just. in a pet-regression sense. i can’t stop thinking abt it. i wanna write a oneshot for it but i can’t focus these days #anyways. the delusional maladaptive daydream dissociation will continue until morale improves. and brother it’s only getting worse.

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tommygotwrittenoff · 7 months ago

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my favorite thing about bt is when there's an opportunity for buck and t to have a deeper connection, but then t just shuts it down. like, go girl, give us nothing!!!!

#like outside of 7x04...have they had an actual conversation that didnt exclusively consist of sex or t being dismissive #ig you could argue their date scene #well both date scenes but come on the first one was like so bad #yeah they had a nice (im using that term very loosely) little conversation about coming out but then t made that closet joke and left buck #like okay listen its not tha big of a deal but it is!!!#how can you seriously sit there and be like oh yeah i was lying to myself about being gay because i was scared #and then when the (newly bi) man youre on a date with kinda freaks when faced with coming out not on his own terms youre surprised???#come on #be so serious rn #and sorry not sorry but i will always hate him for leaving buck on the sidewalk outside the restaurant #yes buck is a grown ass man and could get home safely #but its the fact that he didnt tell buck anything until his uber had pulled up #like that man was talking about the movie yall were planning on seeing on you were just watching your uber get closer #i dont care who you are that us just rude as fuck #and the your fathers alive in the finale #fuck off #like the conversation about t and his father was literally only included to connect to gerrard #deny it all you want but t really was a plot device in 7b #he had like what maybe 5 minutes of screentime #he is so over #anti tommy kinard #me thinks

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philtatosbuck · 1 year ago

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the writers well and truly hate bonnie i'm sorry but you have to suspend your disbelief so fucking much about the fact that NO ONE ever found it weird that bonnie didn't speak to them over the phone for an entire summer. you mean to tell me not ONE of them tried to call her and found it weird they kept getting sent to voicemail? even if they were all busy and doing well why would a bunch of teenagers accept that bonnie was resorting to email to talk to them exclusively for MONTHS. that's absolutely mad bro the writers hated her so bad jesus christ

#like. over a few weeks yeah #but for an ENTIRE summer #and NOBODY found it weird?#even in your WORST faith takes you have to be logical #and ask. hm. would caroline really not call bonnie for an entire summer if she were traveling?#would elena not have anything to say over the phone AT ALL and simply write emails back?#matt is whatever sorry dude #but even if you HATE elena and caroline. like hate them #you have GOT to admit it is weird and unrealistic as fuck they NEVER spoke to her over the phone the entire summer #and didn't find it weird #even if you want to say “oh elena was obsessed with damon” okay well maybe she would've called to obsess about him over the phone?#y'all love saying she doesn't have consideration for what he's done why wouldn't she do it over the phone #i'm FULLY aware they're bad friends to bonnie the longer the series goes on #but the writers.... REAAALLY hate her for NO ONE to notice #even after her FATHER DIED.#LIKE. NO ONE CALLED TO TELL BONNIE ABOUT THAT?#YOU'VE GOTTTT TO BE JOKING #they couldn't come up with ANYTHING better?#bonnie bennett #elena gilbert #caroline forbes #that whole plot......... just nasty work #i can't take it seriously bro #i also think it's wild for jeremy to like. Not Say Shit about her being dead but i don't care about them butchering his character #not as much anyway #if tyler were there he'd notice (i'm being delusional)#(except i'm not. he's a better friend than the rest of them)#anyway. julie and c. dries are going to hell

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