Collection of things I find funny, politics, and multiple fandoms. |20+| #BLM ~Namay [ISFJ]
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What doesn’t kill me gives me kinks that are difficult to explain
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It's wild that you don't necessarily need to even be abused to have childhood trauma. Like just having an excessively negative, spiteful, toxic and mean-spirited parent is enough, even if they never do it at you, or on purpose. Imagine being a doctor and explaining that to a parent.
"Hey you know how you don't have any friends because people find you unpleasant to be around? Well it turns out that your child is also a person, and finds you unpleasant to be around. Growing up in an environment where they are constantly subjected to your opinions technically counts as torture, since the situation was both continuously distressing and inescapable. You are literally so annoying that you gave your child brain damage."
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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.
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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer.
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imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself
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Older sibling response is weird like i want to make sure you've eaten, i DO want to bully you, i want to protect you, i want to fireman carry and body slam u on the couch and tell u to go to bed, i want to make up bullshit lies about how things work and see how long u believe it, i would kill for you, ur gross, u will forever be an infant to me, stop touching my stuff, chill out ur like 10, im proud of you, etc etc im sorry that even tho i was the test run the adults found New and Interesting ways to fuck up with you
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Finally, some good news.
👉🏿 https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/16/health/abortion-pills-fda.html
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it’s really simple actually. when i’m driving i have the right of way, and when i’m the pedestrian i have the right of way.
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Have any of you guys actually looked at the end of Orpheus' story? After his excursion into the underworld to save Eurydice failed he became so mournfully depressed that he denounced all gods aside from the sun and was torn to shreds at a shrine because he was perceived as betraying his previous faith. DUDE GOT DECAPITATED.
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