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izzystizzys · 2 months

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TW: discussion of something approximating suicidal tendencies but with the usual crack programming of this blog

“Ah, High General Windu”, says Fox, pleasantly. “So we meet again.”

High General Windu raises an unimpressed eyebrow at him, Fox thinks, though it’s getting hard to tell with all the blood rushing to his head. “If I let you go, will you try to throw yourself out of another window?”

Fox makes a vague shrugging motion - or tries to, anyways. It’s hard to tell where any of his limbs are going, hanging upside down in the air as he is. “I am willing to discuss terms.” A bridge will do just fine.

Impossibly, the High General’s eyebrows climb even further up his forehead. “A compromise, then, esteemed Commander.” And so, he righths Fox the head way up in the air, but leaves him floating just above the ground, at which point several painted shells come skidding around the corner followed by billowing robes and screeches.

“WHAT”, says Kote, calmly, “THE BANTHA-KARKED, FORCE-LOVING KRIFF, FOX.”

“You’ll short out your helmet mic”, Fox advises him, sagely. Fondly, he thinks back to decimating his own on only his second time in the newly-christened official Coruscant Guard Scream Closet. He’d just received the comm about the Zillo Beast being transported to 000, and made sure to take his bucket off thereafter to improve the quality of his closet time.

High General Windu’s face does something complicated between sympathy and constipation.

Because the Galaxy doesn’t hate Fox enough already and Cody wasn’t enough on his own, Wolffe elbows his way through their batch to plant himself in front of him, shoulders squared and shaking with repressed rage. “If you try that again, dickhead”, he begins, in a low growl that quite frankly sounds more cringe that intimidating, “I’m going to resurrect you and then kill you again.”

“Ah, Wolffe”, Plo Koon says, in his deep, shivery timbre, “Remember our conversations about effective conflict resolution and communication of needs?”

Wolffe’s eyes narrow at Fox, because all non-Guard are sweet summer children who walk around buckets off on 000 like absolute lunatics. Fox prays they never have to find out why that’s a bad idea. “I feel”, his ori’vod presses out between clenched teeth, “that if you make me watch you throw yourself out of another window, I’m going to jump after you and strangle you on the way down, you little bitch.”

“That’s fair”, says Fox, and watches High General Kenobi bury his face in his hands. Wolffe twitches in place and makes an aborted groaning noise, the hypocrite.

“Excuse me, High Marshall Commander Fox, but I fail to see what’s so dire about this situation that the Jedi High Council and your brothers cannot help you solve”, says Windu, the only sane one left on this Force-forsaken bloated corpse of a planet. Behind the gaggle of Jedi and ori’vode already gathered in front of Fox, the rest of them come veering around the corner in a commotion that’s quite frankly embarrassing. High General Yoda is mounted on Skywalker’s back like he’s a race-Eopie, which is Fox’ only consolation.

He got up this morning at 0300, bleary-eyed and with a pounding headache as always, and all was right in the world. And then Fox got called into the Jedi High Council’s chambers and was ceremoniously informed that in the wake of Chancellor Palpatine’s unfortunate demise (hah), and through the emergency state of the Senate, as well as several invented promotions foisted on Fox to make the delegation of any and all paperwork less shady, he was now next in the chain of command and-

Well, Fox is the acting Chancellor, in short.

Haha, he had said, and been meet with several seconds of silence, until it got both awkward and exceedingly painful. Wait, he’d said. You’re kriffing serious.

Kriffing serious, we are, had said High General Yoda, and thus Fox launched himself out the first best window with a maniacal cackle of, you’ll have to catch me first!

And catch him, High General Windu sure did.

“The will of the Force this is”, Yoda interrupts Fox’ train of thought. He scans him thoughtfully from beneath his wizened brow, and hems to himself. “Shake things up, this will. Determine the fate of the Galaxy, this shall. A feeling, I have, that a good Chancellor you will make. A better one, hmmm.”

“That’d be high praise, if not for the fact that a dead lemming would make for a better Chancellor than the last one”, says Fox, drawing and indignant gasp from Skywalker. He doesn’t bother with either that or the green goblin’s cackle, lost in the deep sense of resignation that settles over his shoulders like a suffocating blanket.

“Alright, then, get me Thorn on the comm. As my first act in office, I’m firing all the Jedi. No offense, but you’re kind of a disaster. Then, someone get me to the Chancellor’s office, I’m calling Dooku to let him know the war’s off. And please get me Judicial, they’ll be up all night working on my datafolders - I’m having the Senate arrested.”

“Who - is - arresting - “, Bly pants, hands on his knees from where he’s just come sprinting around the corner with his Jedi.

Underneath his bucket, Fox smiles a smile that’s all teeth. “The Senate”, he says, sweetly, wondering if he’s just imagined the shiver that’s gone through the room. “I’m suing the Senate, and taking them all into temporary custody for abuse of sentient rights.”

#commander fox #corrie guard deserves better #sw tcw fic idea #look fox has been planning this coup for a while okay he just needed to adjust and get over the initial reaction of Fuck No #if they’re sentient enough for their signatures to have authoritative quality on military reports and to be promoted to chancellor on a #technicality then they’re sentient enough for everything to be victims of systemic oppression and abuse #fox still does not want this position and will yeet it the literal second bail organa isn’t watching his step religiously #a custody battle ensues between Corries and GAR ori’vode for who grts to tackle him (affectionate)#it is solved by getting a bigger room so they can all do it at once #thorn makes a point of jamming his elbow in some soft places. cody and co are disgruntled but accepting of this #he has a bit of a point admittedly and wolffe has to promise not to threaten murder again #plo makes him go to another Effective Interpersonal Communication Seminar (it’s the fifth that year)#anakin is initially outraged on padme’s behalf but she could literally not be happier #fully supportive of being arrested in the name of Fox’ Good #we can still do book club though right she asks. visiting hours don’t apply to chancellor probably #fox shrugs. it’s his next act as chancellor #count dooku: live slug reaction #the systemic issues fuelling the war cannot be solved with a phone call but in absence of someone with two braincells to rub together #the whole thing loses steam and strategy steadily #look it was always a sham that house of cards of a republic/confederacy was waiting to be blown over by literally any light breeze #general grievous implodes from pure rage. legend has it his last word was KENOBAAYYYYY. wipes away tear #thorn laughs so hard when he hears all this he cracks a rib #another day another post of utter nonsense #ponds makes sure to give his fox’ika a hug as soon as he’s floated down bcs ponds is the best #which is why he didn’t get it in the last ficlet for anyone wondering #the only functional one #much like mace windu

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sersfandomthings · 4 months

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wanderer

(referenced from that one shot in the 3.3 interlude quest)

#genshin impact #wanderer #scaramouche #my posts #ser draws stuff #anyway this is way too late but!!! may all wanderer wanters be wanderer havers!!!#I originally wanted to finish this before I pulled for him with my friend last Fri but I didn't manage to rush it in the end 😓#good news is!!! I won the 50/50 so I still have funds for hutao if she comes out next patch in the chronicled wish banner #okay I swear though this guy is so convenient for exploration #I put him on a team with nahida faruzan and beidou they have zero synergy and no healing but it's fine I'll just make a lot of sweet madame #ALSO I only realized he's smiling at his glowing vision in one of his idles before realising he's being watched #and hiding his face with his hat #AND IT MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL OKAY #like that's essentially the symbol of his freedom and rebirth placed over where his heart should be #and it's his power and his power alone not something anyone else has control over #YOU KNOW #this guy istg

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majachee · 1 year

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Normal CSP test hehe :^)

#majart #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #this is post space arc and pre-requiem.... hehe...#raphael hamato #hamato yoshi #master splinter #tmnt 2012 splinter #tmnt 2012 raph #tmnt raphael #tmnt raph #art #fanart #sketch #......................... vent. kinda.#recieved some rough news last night. tis all. okay to reblog though dw.#i'm coping.

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silvers-starrway · 6 months

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So the wildest thing happened where @mactheactor decided to dub over (if that's even the correct terminology) the Chaos Sonic animation I made!!!!

I'm still in utter awe about this like, hands down the coolest thing ever I've been thinking about this non-stop. Hope y'all enjoy it as much as I do!!

#starrway art #sonic prime #chaos sonic #okay now that the nice text for the post is done AHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!#I've been screaming about this for the last 24 hours and the shock of it has worn down just enough for me to post this #NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED THIS WOULD HAPPEN IN A MILLION YEARS????#Sonic Prime is what got me on this long hyperfixation in the first place and I've met so many cool people in the fandom #and generally having a blast making art and it's been such a great time #so to then have Deven Mack come in and think that my stuff is awesome is such an insanely cool thing #it means a whole lot is what I'm trying to say haha #I do have to like microdose on this video because it makes me so incredibly happy that I get very overwhelmed by it #In a very good way though it makes me want to run laps outside #thanks to everyone I've met/interacted with so far being some of kindest people y'all are awesome #idk if this post is even like coherent I've been writing it in my mind for the past day because I have no idea how to even go about this #ok good night hehehe

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imminent-danger-came · 2 years

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Nothing, trouble, but together.

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miutonium · 8 months

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The weird nerd in a labcoat that you talk to every week at the diner appears in front of your door with a rose in his hand wwyd?

#naurrr he's not a creep they already went out before and send chloe to her door before its just this time he wanted to make a cute gesture #like he just knocks on her door asking if she's up for another date lol #i feel a bit anxious about posting my art here all of sudden ngl skdjekaoa staphhhh #like partially idc what ppl thinks but also i care if ppl like me enough skdjskal stop 5 am brainnn #anyway omg i swear its only been 3 weeks since I last opened my csp and im crying i missed drawing waghsgsjqk 😭😭😭#i have a few more days to endure im so excited about resting and continuing my overdue commission wagjhsksakhq #but i do need a warm up though since i feel like im slowing down zzzzz #okay me sleep now snork mimimimimimimi #asukart #selfship #selfshipping #selfship art #selfshipping community #selfship community #self insert oc #self insert art #self insert community #oc x canon #si x canon #professor utonium #ppg professor

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front-facing-pokemon · 7 months

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#okay i'll admit even though i mentioned this one in the last post‚ i also forgot about this one's existence. it's only tsareena that i #actually remember out of this evo line just bc it's the only one i ever fuckin see #steenee

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syn0vial · 7 months

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after attempting to commission art of boba fett without his helmet, i am forced to consider that a good number of artists, subconsciously or not, cannot accept that temuera morrison has always been hot despite his lack of european features, and honestly this explains a lot about the fucking travesty that is every single clone's face in TCW and TBB

#me: okay here is a reference image of young temuera morrison #the artist‚ without fail: /outputs image of a man with a chiseled jaw‚ narrow nose‚ and prominent cheekbones #me: ...who tf is this #i was literally spending hours trying to edit the images to look more like morrison #rounding out the jaw‚ making the nose bigger‚ completely redrawing the eyebrows etc #and i spent a lot of those hours wondering if this explained why the clones look Like That in TCW and TBB #i think it might be tbh #i feel it's kind of like when an artist has a preconceived notion of a hand #and that makes it much harder for them to draw a hand that actually resembles a hand #artists/animators have a preconceived notion of handsomeness #which includes features like a chiseled jaw and prominent cheekbones‚ etc #so they see temuera morrison. they see that he is hot. so they draw him with those ''hot'' features even though he doesn't have them #it's very frustrating to see‚ esp in some of the most popular SW media of the last decade #boba fett #temuera morrison #bit of a vent post

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clair-de-soleil · 1 year

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/// REBOOTING ...

/// REBOOT COMPLETE - ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE . . . . . . /// MACHINE ID: V2 /// LOCATION: HELL; WRATH LAYER /// CURRENT OBJECTIVE: COMPLETE UNFINISHED REPAIRS

#v2 #ultrakill #SHE'S NOT DEAD. BTW. IT'S OKAY.#ask blog #dect style is on purpose. dreams end come true is so canon to me but this blog is not even close to canon #i dont particularly like how the last img came out but who cares. new post. im not messing with that all night #i do need to figure out how to make this background look nicer though. it's my replacement location for the elevator between 5-1 and 5-2

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brinkle-brackle · 6 months

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hello all. they r hugging

#doc is very caught off guard and doesn't know what to do with his hands #evidently neither did i lol. those hands are something #it's okay though #bit messy and very overlappy but i really like the way it turned out :))#this was very much inspired by the musical marty hugging george and doc post i reblogged last night and wrote the tag essay in #they're so. ughhhh i have feelings #i drew em at work this morning and my night's been kinda bad but walkin back into the room to see them on my desk made it a little better :)#aighty time to tag this bad boy #your friend in time #marty and doc :)#mart #marty mcfly #doc brown #doctor emmett brown #emmett brown #michael j fox #christopher lloyd #olly dobson #roger bart #back to the future fanart #back to the future #back to the future the musical #bttf fanart #sam says things #my art #bttf

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emrlden · 23 hours

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EPIC MICKEY REBRUSHED WOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S FINALLY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!! some epic mickey art to celebrate!!!

#yeesh has it really been 4 months since i last posted? I just haven't been drawing much guhhhh #also the first comic is adapting the novel! I just thought it'd be fun and I wanna continue!!#the thinner mickey comic was a friends idea oKAY I KNOW IT'S EDGY BUT I AM CRINGE AND I AM FREE OKAY?????#my art #epic mickey #epic mickey rebrushed #mickey mouse #oswald the lucky rabbit #i'm going to play rebrushed immediatley even though i've only got like 2 hours till class wooP

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thetwilightroadtonightfall · 9 months

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KHML x The Good Place (Part 3/?)

#khml #my art #khml x the good place #shitposts #my posts #maaannn I’ve been wanting to make this set since the beta dropped but it got away from me #but here it is NOW!!!#celebrating freya and remus by butchering their appearances several times in a row #this series is how I practice learning how to draw everybody #I will say though #I made remus look nice in the last one #like. why’s he lookin handsome now?#okay time to end the tags byeeee #family feud scala edition

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faunandfloraas · 18 days

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Got a taste of my own medicine

#left a comment on seungmins 1kr last night at 1am and then forgot about it #only see it screenshotted on twt and translated into korean and 😶#they said it was really lovely though so 🫶 THATS EMBARRASSING im running away forever #i cant have people thinking im SWEET #symbiosis tho im always posting screenshots 😭#okay im really running away now farewell

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paimonial-rage · 2 years

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simple - alhaitham

synopsis: in which kaveh says you’re normal. alhaitham disagrees

ship: alhaitham x reader

notes: mistakenly written for a title prompt before realizing it was asked for a specific character

You’re the simplest person he knows. So incredibly simple, predictable, uncomplicated—sometimes he wonders how you manage to live such a life.

Personally, Alhaitham considers his life simple as well. He wakes up at the same time everyday, completes his work easily, leaves at the usual scheduled time on the hour, makes dinner, and goes to sleep. That is his life day in and out with the occasional change. But you’re not simple the same way he is. Your life isn’t as scheduled. And yet you are still simple.

Truly and irrevocably simple.

You dislike it when he calls you such. But can you blame him? You daily nag him about eating better, and yet everyday he sees you looking guiltily with a bag of greasy food from the Grand Bazaar. You struggle to make decisions and will often ask him for help, yet when he gives you his response, you’ll always choose the opposite option of his suggestion. He finds himself having to scold you everyday for mumbling under your breath while doing paperwork.

When he mentioned his thoughts to Kaveh, the architect grumbled that his observations were not indicative of the makings of a simple person. He said that you were just normal. Every human being had habits like that. But Kaveh was wrong.

You’re not normal. You’re simple.

If you weren’t simple, why else do you have such a disturbingly loud sneeze despite being so manners obsessed? Why else do you purchase so many notebooks despite knowing you’re not going to use a single one? Why else do you lose your pricey pens at the same rate Kaveh loses mora?

You’re simple.

You’re simple to him.

And he can’t stop thinking about it.