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Yāknow, Iām sure thereās a tactical reason that Old Man Wizard Viktor told Jayce to kill his cult leader younger self, probably something to do with reducing his strength so he had to rely on Ambessa to get him to the Hexgates because something something it somehow leads to Ekko being able to defeat himā¦.
But I think itās equally likely that Wizard Viktor told Jayce, āYeah babe, the first thing you definitely have to do is merc my younger cult leader self before the battle, trust me itās important.ā Because in 999/1,000 universes, Jayce saw peaceful hippy cult leader Viktor with his soft voice and general sense of goodwill and yeeted himself so fast at becoming a cult member he broke the sound barrier, thus dooming the world.
#jayvik#arcane#arcane spoilers#old man Wizard Viktor is just tired#his useless boyfriend keeps falling for the cult leader version of him#so often that heās like ok step one kill that guy do not talk to him#then maybe we have a chance at saving the world
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I'm on a quest to sketch my favorite party banters maybe next time I won't get so carryed away and color it heh, but my soul kinda needed some colour Also, I kinda went through act 2 and 3 untill they've fixed missing party banter, I personaly haven't heard it myself, but i did hear it on youtube
#bg3#my art#gale of waterdeep#bg3 art#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#drow#fanart#bg3 astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3 tav#patry banter#karlach#karlach cliffgate#astarion is a bully#and a cat#and a rat (affectionately)#i wish i've made karlach more karlach??#but i kinda got tired...#Gale it's ok SHE KNOWS#you are loved#I do love my silly wizard..#karlach just happy for her friends#baldur's gate 3
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Welcome to Noxus - Bite Marks (ft. TEYA) ā³ āNoxus is where the strong gather. It seeks the fearless and defiant. Calling them here... to answer one simple question: Are you strong enough?ā
#ok im so tired its 3 am and i need to sleep gn#gamingedit#loledit#dailygaming#league of legends#noxus#welcome to noxus#bite marks#mel medarda#mel#katarina#elise#darius#trundle#katarina lol#lol katarina#lol elise#elise lol#darius lol#lol darius#trundle lol#lol trundle#mel lol#lol mel#league of legends mel#mel league of legends#katarina league of legends#league of legends katarina#darius league of legends#league of legends darius
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I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder
Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)
The major he chooses? Med.
Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.
Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.
And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.
Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk
So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end
And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.
It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.
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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"
So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.
#Bruce not thinking and immediately grabbing student!Jason's arm#Jason (being the little shit he is): *screaming at the top of his lungs* THIS BILLIONAIRE IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME#Bruce internally: ok yeah thats definitely my son#jason todd#bruce wayne#batdad#red hood#Bruce trying to corner Jason later that day: can we PLEASE talk?#jason: (being obnoxiously loud) WHY?? so you can induct me into your PYRAMID SCHEME? so you can trap me into your CAPITALISTIC businesses??#bruce panicking: jason please#Jason: WHO is Jason#Then he pulls a tire iron outta his bag and whacks Bruce with it before running away#just like old times lol#talia showing up one night during patrol and smugly showing off Jason's diplomas and acheivements#talia: he has my fake last name on all his certificates and records.#talia: im just SO proud of my son#bruce crying: please stop#batfamily#batfam#batman#dc#incorrect quotes#crack#fanatical posting
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nuclear family as described by Iskall
#iskall85#ethoslab#stressmonster101#mumbo jumbo#grian#docm77#vintagebeef#hermitcraft 10#just drew this but now i need to draw his zombie AU too#Iskall writes too much fanfic#but thankfully now that i've passed my exam (WOOO) i'll have more time to draw again#edit: if you saw the typo no you didn't#i'm tired ok xD
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'Your children will be as abundant as the stars'
Stars, like seeds, are abundant.. But there is also the isolating distance between them as they've spread. It can be lonely but hope you feel safe and loved and there's beauty in the homes we've made all over.
#pomegranate#jewish art#jumblr#sending love to homies everywhere#im stressed out and tired but. its ok#we are still connected even with hundreds n thousands of miles between communities and i think that is beautiful#something i think diaspora communities in general relate to..#sleep now#seeds#clusters#trypophobia#just in case
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unconditional (18+, red hood jason todd x fem reader) wc 1.5k
ā this post contains explicit sexual content and is not suitable for minors. reader is afab and described as shorter than jason. established relationship. if you sense a theme in my writing, what can i say. i'm a sucker for sleepy sex. dedicated to @janybabyy who is always down to proofread my work at a moments notice.
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You awaken with a start, the familiar creek of your front door closing, pulling you from your uncomfortable half-slumber.
The hall light flickers on, casting a tall, dark shadow over your perch on the oversized recliner in your shared living room.
āYou actually used the door.ā You mumble sarcastically, recognizing the hulking frame as your boyfriend.
Your greeting is reciprocated by a raspy exhale, followed by a heavy footstep, then another. āYou should be in bed.ā
He's already rid himself of his helmet. You admire the outline of his shaggy hair as he stalks closer, your heart beating stronger when he pauses several feet in front of you.
āSays who?ā You ask, a coy grin itching at the corner of your mouth.
āMe.ā
Exhaustion is apparent in his voice. You can practically feel it radiating off his body. Jason reaches a heavy arm to massage away an ache in the back of his neck as you stand up and approach.
Heās leaning into your touch before your palm even reaches his cheek. Another long exhale escapes him, your touch akin to a cool drink of water after a long run in the heat.
āCanāt sleep without you here.ā
āHuh. Yeah right,ā he presses his lips to the skin of your wrist briefly before continuing, āI know I wake you up. Donāt lie.ā
His arm snakes around your waist, the most natural movement in the world to him. Muscle memory. Thatās where you belong, in his arms, by his side. Even so, you know he doesnāt believe you when you tell him that some people are worth losing sleep over. That his love is worth the occasional sleepless night, whether itās staying awake from worry, or comforting him through his ever-present night terrors.
āJasonā¦ā You bring your other hand to cup his face gingerly, feeling a pang of guilt at the dark circles under his eyes.
He works so hard.
Before you realize itās happening, youāre guiding him down into a slow kiss. His lips, warm and familiar, are tinged with the taste of salt and blood. You allow yourself to indulge for a beat before shying away, wanting to check him for injuries. But as you rescind, needy lips follow, an almost desperate groan rumbling in his throat.
āDonāt.ā He mumbles, lips flush against your own. Rough hands grip you closer at the small of your back. āPlease, sweetheart. Need you. Missed you.ā
You swoon, allowing him to consume your senses. Eyes closed, lips entangled once more, Jason Todd never needs to ask more than once for your affection. Ever since the day you confessed your love for each other, you give it to him, freely and willingly. You are his safe space, his haven. The one person heās finally let himself be vulnerable with, where thereās no need for his reticence.
And in return? You have, in him, a best friend. Your protector, your lover, the only man who can make living in this hellhole of a city worth it. There are very few problems in your life that he cannot solve. Nevermind that most of those problems are caused by dating him in the first place. Dating a vigilante has its dangers, but Red Hood seems to be at the top of the āfood chainā when it comes to Gothamās criminal underworld.
All that influence, all the money and power that comes with it, and he still chooses to come home to you. In your mediocre flat, with spotty internet, expensive heating, and a dishwasher that never seems to stay not broken, no matter how many times he fixes it.
Several articles of clothing, discarded in a tired haze of affection, lead a telling trail to the bedroom. Jason lifts you effortlessly, laying you down on the bed, keeping himself close so heās on top of you. Cognizant of his size, he remains propped on his forearms, caging you in but graciously allowing you to breathe.
āNeed you too.ā You whisper up at him, basking in his attention. You bite your lip, and reach down for the waistband of his boxers, the only remaining article of clothing keeping him modest.
āMāgross.ā He mutters, voice tinged in hesitation. āItās been a long night.ā
But he doesnāt stop your fingers from tugging on the elastic. He helps you, kicking them off, and settling his frame over yours again, allowing his lips to rest against your forehead.
āDonāt care.ā
You turn your head, allowing your breath to fan over the scarred skin of his neck.
āI couldnāt be more proud of you, Jay. Besidesā¦ā You nudge your nose against him, inhaling deeply, savoring his musk, eyes rolling back at the rush of feel-good hormones that flood your brain from the familiarity.
Your boyfriend chuckles, āYeah? Besides what, hm?ā Peering down at you with lustful eyes, his deep tone sends a tingle down your spine. Nerves on fire from the closeness, you reach for him, slow yet confident, not disappointed when your fingers wrap around his length to guide him to the space reserved for him and him alone.
He knows what.
āNo prep? You sure, sweetheart?ā His voice is tired, strained, but thereās an unmistakable tenderness in how he addresses you. You know he doesnāt have the energy to get you warmed up. He barely has the energy to be on top.
āI can handle you, handsome. Just take it easy on me.ā
With no willpower to contest your assurance, Jason's heavy eyelids flutter shut as he slowly lowers himself flush on top of you. Chest to chest, skin to skin. Slowly, ever so slowly, he pushes his aching cockhead inside the familiar warmth of your body. Your velvet walls weep from his intrusion, the sting in your inner muscles one youāll never quite get used to. Itās a bittersweet pain that you've come to associate with this behemoth of a man you share your home with.
Jason takes his time. His movements are slow, languid, letting you grow accustomed to him an inch at a time. He keeps close, exhaling little praises into your ear every time a pained whimper escapes your throat.
āGood girl, shhh, nice and slow.ā
āBeen thinking about you all night.ā
āThat's it, relax for me, beautiful.ā
His unhurried thrusts, tender and deliberate, are slow enough that the cool air of the bedroom has enough time to cool your slick along his shaft before he pushes his progress back in. Your strained panting fills his ear, the way you cling to him urges him to continue on despite the stretch you feel. You donāt want him to think heās too much.
Heās never too much for you.
Never.
āJasonā¦ Please.ā
You clench around him when he pushes deeper, your body finally catching up and leaking your desire around his girth thatās splitting you open.
āFuck.ā
The muscles in Jasonās back tense and release. He pauses his hips, biting into the pillow behind your head, adjusting one arm to hold a bit more of his weight.
Desperate for more of him, you shift your hips up and buck him deeper inside you in short thrusts, digging your fingertips into his back. Youāre careful not to use your nails, having promised yourself long ago that you would never be the cause of one of his scars.
But deep down you know, this man would wear a scar from you proudly. Heās proved on more than one occasion that he would die for you.
Just because he would take it, doesnāt mean he deserves it. Which is why you use your self control to restrain yourself while you cling to him gently, crying out in pleasure when he finally starts moving again to match your rhythm, heavy breathing shaking his whole body.
The friction from the increase in pace has you flexing your feet and writhing, nodding your head, stuttering out his name.
āI love when youāre like thisā¦ā He admits. āFuck, you feel so, ugmmmph!ā Jason loses his breath, his orgasm hitting him unexpectedly, like an ocean current that sweeps you away so quick, you donāt know which way is up. All he can think about, all he can perceive while the pleasure spasms down his legs is you.
āY-yes!ā You stuffer, helping him bottom out deep inside you, his tip kissing the entrance to your womb, decorating it with his essence while his climax peaks.
Taking advantage of his euphoria, you wrap your legs around his strong abdomen, and hold him closely, showering his neck in fervent kisses.
The noises he makes in response to your affection sound guttural, like youāre fulfilling a primal need of his that heās been deprived of for too long. A need all humans have. Something Jason Todd, specifically, was lacking most of his life, until he met you.
Enthusiastic, genuine, tender affection. Love thatās unconditional.
The type of love that doesnāt care if heās dirty and scarred. The kind of love that understands not every instance of intimacy will be an epic performance. Itās the love that finds it endearing when his gentle snoring fills your ear less than a minute later, still one with the most intimate parts of you.
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#[purple-obsidian]#jason todd smut#jason todd x reader#red hood smut#red hood x reader#sleepy sex#smut#jason todd x you#red hood x you#please be kind to me#dusting the cobwebs off my brain#trying to get back into my flow#i hope u love it#[xoxo sid]#sorry for the quick nut#hes tired ok#so am i tbh
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the transgender urge to curl up like a small fluffy animal against someone you loveās warm body and make little mewling and sighing and whining sounds as they pet you and praise you for having tried so hard to be human until you fall asleep
#itās one of those days#itās one of those nights#iām fine and everything is ok rn. but my brain is kind of not working great#i feel soā¦ limited. like thereās a lot i want to do but my energy and focus just isnāt there#and my emotions are just always lowkey sad and lonely rn#so iām just desperate for physical affection#but i canāt really get much of that atm#i just want to cuddle for an hour with someone#maybe more#*tired and sad puppy noises*#personal post
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alongside someone like you
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 266#jjk leaks#i feel like i say this after every piece at this point but iam once again. SO TIRED#collapses dead#cries i did it again i ws up all last night finishing the first 1.....tht one took *counts* 8 hours...#got 3 hrs sleep n picked up where i left off on th second one at 8 in the morning#2nd one absolutely ruined me n made the third one feel like a herculean task . even tho its literally just them on a bed#rooms....KITCHENS......beloathed!!!! public enemy no1 kill on sight!!!!!!#hell is real and they make u render different rooms of houses from scratch no perspective tool no clue what ur doing#n they see how long it takes u to completely lose it#clipped yuujis bangs back tho n i thought tht was cute . silver linings#1ST ONE WAS SO FUN ALSO idk if its bc outdoor environments r forgiving or bc i had more energy n was fresh faced n hopeful or what#but it is by far my favourite. once again pulled out nearly every nature brush in my arsenal#third one meh simple safe soft w/e i was just so exhausted after th kitchen tht working on it was such a slog#oh ya i added a bunch of scars 2 yuuji's arms n lobbed off his ring finger sighs the yuuji injury list (tm) grows every minute#also HINA USE YELLOW CHALLENGE CLEAR golden hour in2 sunset my beloved <333 easy warm light + safe homey Peaceful vibes...bless#cries eternally thinking abt them let us have this let THEM have this pls thank u#ok i need to not look at these anymore take them enjoy my contribution 2 the domestic itfs pile
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i am so unbelievably tired of nobody but jewish people caring about antisemitism
i know what people mean when they say āmourning a world they thought they lived inā
i thought i lived in a world where antisemitism was treated as terrible. where people cared about antisemitism as much as they cared about, say, sexism or homophobia or any other forms of racism
but they donāt. nobody fucking cares about the jews.
im so unbelievably tired of it. im tired of literal nazi propaganda and TEXTBOOK antisemitic caricatures, stereotypes, etc are regarded as normal. im tired of fully believing you could directly copy+ paste an excerpt from mein kampf on here and it would get hundreds or thousands of notes. im tired of being scared to post something like this because im scared ill lose my friends or people who follow me. iām so scared to post this. i really really am.
the jews are fucking tired. the jews are exhausted
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STOP DISCOURSING MATPAT IN MY NOTES STILL
#im so fucking tired of matpat fuck you. now its tubbo pregnancy#I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MATPAT OK#pregnancy tw
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Smoke break
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Clark: why are you like this
Bruce, three seconds away from dropping a glass of champagne on the floor, dramatically slipping in the pieces, and falling into the lap of the senator theyāre trying to get information out of in a bizarre, sleep-deprived, but likely wildly successful seduction attempt: can you just let me have this please
#heās tired ok#he has to be serious ALL the time#let him have fun#seriously though if heās so good at manipulating people but he keeps a tight leash on himself#Brucie is his stress relief#bruce wayne#batman#dc#superbat#clark kent#superman#also heās a Scorpio
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x06 - āThe Message Hidden Within the Patternā ā³ "Vi. You've been quite a curiosity. The one who captured Caitlyn's heart."
#vi my beloved... my blorbo... what a babe i still cannot believe she got tied up kskskkssk and how is she so hot just standing there LMFAOOO#theres a typo but idc at this point im exhausted LMAO#also that last gif is something i should use more often lol#arcaneedit#arcane#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#vi#vi arcane#arcane vi#ambessa#ambessa medarda#ambessa arcane#arcane ambessa#type: gif#media: arcane#s2 ep6#ok im tired goodnight everyone
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#she still does
#not my best quality work but iām tired ok ššš#arcaneedit#arcane#vi#vi arcane#arcane league of legends#arcane spoilers#jinx#jinx arcane#arcane season 1#arcane season 2#arcane season 1 act 3#arcane season 2 act 3#arcane season 2 act 2#arcane season 2 act 1#vi and jinx#vi league of legends#jinx league of legends
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