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pitchswift · 2 years ago

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ok but this is so on brand for them 😂

#need this as a short story actually #miss rainbow rowell #im being serious #carry on #baz pitch #simon snow #snowbaz #wayward son #awtwb #ok sorry i just imagined simon challenging malcolm to a duel for bazs hand #and then like they start fighting but malcolms heart really isnt on it cause he just wants his son to be happy #and then he obviously loses and then he turns to simon and then he gives a serious glare and then he says take care of my son mr snow #but hes happy so happy about it reeeeeally happy #ok i will now stop

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frownyalfred · 5 months ago

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love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

#ok NOW I’m going back to work #sorry #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #alfred mf pennyworth #I know that’s right #STAY strapped up #the traffic stops disappears entirely from GCPD record #it’s still not enough for Bruce

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heartorbit · 4 months ago

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if we could stay connected, just like this

#ok last orbit niigo post im emubrained again and also i miss leoneed #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #mizuki5 spoilers #proseka #mizuki akiyama #mizu5 #nightcord at 25:00 #hurray !#meltdown released an amazing translation of the event so i read it and had my final cathartic transgender cry about it #and now i have ~4 assignments due on friday so i have to stop drawing mizuki. sad.#i recommend everyone watch meltdown's translation #please. its very good and better than the mtls floating around #i Get why people wanted to see it translated asap like i Get it i didnt understand half of the wordplay or kanji but like . wah #its so crazy how this event breached containment n how many people are rooting for mizuki even tho they dont play the game so i just #think its a shame that the translation everyones reading isnt really accurate/lacks the nuances.. Ok sorrynits a good event.#ive just been thinking abiut that for a few days and i love talking in tags. Adios #real Orbit heads will know this is an Heartorbit reference (that tarot card sketch i did almost 2 years ago and said i would finish)#(i havent finished shit)

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sexymoonmansslut · 6 months ago

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lily mf evans.

the only woman ever.

#lily mf evans #my actual queen #she’s everything #ugh #i just can’t get over her #she’s an icon #she’s a legend #she is the moment #marylily crumbs #the freckles #my red headed queen #ok i’ll stop gushing on now #lily evans #the valkyries #dead gay wizards #marauders era #fanart #digital art

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bumblebeebats · 9 months ago

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As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

#EVERY TIME i make something even slightly fancy for dinner im like #HOW ARE YOU WASHING ALL THOSE DISHES IN A DUNGEON ?? DO Y'ALL REALLY ONLY USE 1 BIG PAN?? HOW?#where is Chilchuck being like 'jfc Laios‚ you couldn't have let this bowl soak while we made the gyoza?? now it's all dried on...'#where is Marcille going 'Ok gang. We need to stop somewhere soon to wash each of our 2 outfits. and our 173 dishtowels'#On second thought maybe Marcille just does it all with magic which makes me mad fucking jealous #if this is already covered somewhere in the Adventurer's Handbook or the later manga chapters I'll feel real dumb but Ah Well #dungeon meshi #i am attacked by hundreds of crows

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bananonbinary · 2 years ago

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Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

#crab day #hello i am stealing the idea #ok i'll stop posting about it now i just wanted something to put in the tag

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thatdiabolicalfeminist · 1 year ago

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just to be completely clear, the amount of military power and political influence Israel has has NOTHING to do with its settlers being Jewish. Israel is a force for American & European interests in the region and they're just doing what America does and allows/encourages its close allies to do.

war crimes aren't considered war crimes when someone America finds useful is doing them. european and american pushback against anyone criticizing Israeli apartheid & genocide is 100% because these crimes are useful to American & European hegemony.

Governments that are deeply antisemitic, like France, aren't suddenly caring about Jewish people. Jewish people, persecuted the world over, don't hold some kind of hegemonic power outside of Israel.

The state of Israel and its attendant brutal treatment of the locals are both incredibly useful to the US, and American hegemony means we're expected to celebrate both.

not bc they're Jewish. this isn't a break in the pattern of western antisemitism and it's not evidence that antisemitism doesn't exist.

it's just like how you could get fired for saying shit against the US war in Afghanistan when i was growing up. it is 100% about US military and political interests (ok slightly western europe too but lbr)

#this widespread support has NOTHING to do w Israelis being Jewish apart from evangelicals wanting to use them as pawns for armageddon #the primary reason this is all being treated like it's ok is cuz it's useful to the usa #i feel like this post is going to bring terrible ppl into my inbox but i'm gonna leave it rebloggable for now #if our (US+EU) governments push back at all it will be because it stops being useful to us #either because Israel isn't doing this as quickly & efficiently as promised and it looks like Palestine might actually do some damage #or if it otherwise becomes too politically costly by causing too much tension between the US & other nationstates #either allies like Saudi or if states we aren't quite ready to have war w seem to be ready to throw down over it

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naturecalls111 · 3 months ago

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unorthodox murder mystery

#zosan #one piece #roronoa zoro #sanji vinsmoke #fanart #okay so basically this concept is ok so basically #its a murder mystery where those who are murdered on the ship actually turn into VAMPIRES #but theyre like #guys. how the fuck do we not know who the vampire is #like what do you mean you are literally still alive after being 'killed' and somehow you dont remember who killed and turned you #zoro: well whatever. im still gonna be the greatest swordsman #sanji: right ok so hello FUCKFACE. DUMBASS. GREATEST SWORDSMAN THAT IS ONLY AVAILABLE DURING THE NIGHT OR WHAT–#sanji: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT WE JUST DIED THAT WE JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE THAT WE'RE IMMORTAL NOW. THAT I CANT TASTE THE FOOD I MAKE #zoro: wat dat gotta do wit me #sanji would be suchhhh a good vampire feeder but a terrible vampire I think #thats my opinion stop throwing rocks at me what the hell #anyway i dont actually know who the vampire on the crew woudl be #thats the mystery #its a mystery to the creaotr of the au as well obviously... or else whats the point.....

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isjasz · 5 months ago

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🌕Total Eclipse🌑

Writer: @zipzapzooooooom Editor: @onawhimsicot

Assistance: @gingermaple @kunehokki @corvidaearts @/mybrotherjoso7

and THE AMAZING COVER by googly88fancy!!

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NO WAY HERE IT IS part 1 of MY TEAM'S COMIC!! FOR @hotguycomiczine !!!!! :D

I pour my blood sweat and tears into this one fr. HGCZ is the most insane project i've been in and I am so so proud of it <3 Big giant shoutout to everyone that ended up in my team, without any of you I couldn't have done it and ty for putting up with my shit HASHDSAEHEGLP. <333

If you haven't yet checked out the entire monster of this amazing zine, def do so here! 🏹

Part 2 will be posted tmr but if u dont want to left on a cliffhanger. pspsppspssps🪤

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