#STAY strapped up

[frownyalfred]

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

[dkettchen]

she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh

[plutonious]

gay people save me. gay people will get me through this

[grumpy-old-patriot]

I got some significant health news today. Let's put it this way. If my blog ever goes dark, I have probably passed on. The future is uncertain.

Anyhow, I love you all. Keep up the good fight. Stay strapped.

[spectre-draws]

Wolfwood WIP. Stubble goes on last.

[3-aem]

reading im courting you now i guess by solarbishop and its so cute i love the characterization its like warm milk for my exhausted brain

[halfbaked00q]

actually tho. lol. James Bond is in fact so buttoned up all the time. That him, like, taking off his suit jacket, loosening & throwing off his tie, shrugging out of his shoulder holster, unbuttoning the top button of his shirt to reveal that tantalizing flash of bare throat, and then, god forbid... undoing his cuffs to roll up his sleeves to the elbow...

might well, in fact, be a full-on strip-tease

and he could still, by general society's standards, get away with doing that in the middle of Q branch solely for the sake of driving his Quartermaster wild with lust

[kaiowut99]

Finalized!GX 122-123 Update:

Our food's important, so no stealin' allowed! 🍞♥

[pumpk-n]

mmm going to get dressed+ do my hair and make up. today is my long class day and im kinda going crazy about it, i have a guest lecturer from 9-12, seminar 1-3, and yarn/dyeing class is from 5:30-8:30, with a hour commute be before and after classes 🙂‍↕️ im tired, have SO much work to do and its going to be a .33 of my medication dose tonight bc i get home too late and cant take the whole thing :/ if nothing else, i hope i get some work done today and make some progress on my essays and poems

[akingdomscrypt]

I have only one thing on my mind rn. And it is definitely NOT what i need when trying to write an angst scene.

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Ironing board OBTAINED! good lord

[o-wyrmlight]

I think one of my favorite parts of writing A Toast To The Pigs is answering questions that were never even acknowledged as being questions in the context of the game. Such questions include:

Why was Lely's pants farther in the dumpster than his shirt? - Because wallets are in pockets so it was the first article of clothing removed. (We know Gary is the one who threw them away so this is nonsense but it makes sense in the immediate context. I could go into the semantics of it right now but I don't feel like it)

Why did the Union start the negotiations at "Every Worker--A Member Of The Board!" and continue keeping that demand? - Because it isn't a negotiation. This is a stalemate. A sabotage. A coup on the company. A call for independence.

How did the cargo belt get tightened in the way that it did? - Lightfoot more or less stood on the shoulders of the tallest guy and tightened the buckle from there.

You know. Questions that nobody asked the answer to.

[platypusisnotonfire]

I just tried on my back scabbard for my cosplay and somehow it was easy to put on but I could not reverse the process. It just like….settled into my shoulder joints and refused to be budged.

It took like 15 minutes to escape and I hadn’t even tightened the straps. I’m going to need on of my buddies to peel it off me after the event.

[slyferslackers]

im not on lamotrigine anymore because i got taken off all my meds this summer and promptly went into a mixed episode where i stayed up for days and now the only thing that makes me sleep is overdosing on my EPS med or weed. and i think it was masking my epilepsy symptoms but i am not seeing my pcp for it. because i think getting into cardiology instead of neurology referrals is a better idea. especially because if i smoke weed it stops all my shaking. which is weird! i literally fell to the floor at the hospital and had a whole body shake and they ignored it. but i dont know if i can keep my schizophrenia spectrum disorder dx if i get diagnosed with epilepsy.

[gargelyfloof118]

Sheridan and Sherman got to wear their new lightweight coats today. Hubs went out and put them on this morning because the wind was cold and damp and gusting pretty strongly.

We love watching the horses in new coats because they act like little kids in new clothing. They run around and buck and show off. Super spunky and proud of it!

At one point, Hubs looks out and giggles. "Dead horse" (which is our affectionate term for when a horse is laying down to take a nap because everyone that doesn't have horses think the horse is dead ((they're not. Some horses lay down. It's fine)))

15 minutes later he looks out and informs me that it's not a sleeping horse. Sheridan managed to slip his new coat!!

I ran out because it had started raining. OF COURSE IT HAD STARTED RAINING. To grab the coat and reapply it to the horse. Who of course thinks this is now A GAME!! And promptly shakes it off and takes off snorting and bucking and trying to get me to give chase!

Nope!! I hoofed it back to the barn and employed the age old bribe tactic. Give everyone else cookies and sneak a lead rope over his head when he gets jealous and trots over to get his cookies too! Ha!! Got the coat on him!! The sucker!!

The buckles weren't fastened properly and the velcro still had the shipping netting on the sticky part. Hubs didn't know to fix all that. The coat (both horse's coats) still had the tags on! The front part simply unfastened and the houdini look-alike shook it down and stepped out of it. What a turd.