#oh yeah im goth too!
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elysianstarl1ght · 2 years ago
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hello tf2 community!
um, hi! i wanted to make an introduction for myself (because twitter is falling apart) so, hey! my name is cosmic, i have adhd and am likely autistic! i wanna start doing things on tumblr like growing a following, and just doing stuff cuz this place looks cool! so um yeah!!
im not sure how this stuff works so you'll have to bare with me for a bit, until i get used to this </3 but anyway some stuff about me!
my current hyperfixation is tf2!! as you can tell lol. some other interests of mine are astronomy, tmnt, lego monkie kid, warframe, horror (the whole genre), genshin impact, undertale, vtubers/nijisanji, ponytown and much more!
i started playing in february 2023!! i am very new lol (but apparently good...? according to some people...? idk about that)
i main scout and medic! i mostly play bootcamp wave 666!
im a scout fictkin and kin sniper, medic and demo!
i love all the mercs!! but demo, scout, sniper, pyro and soldier have taken over my brain the most!
im a writer and artist, and am currently writing a fic for tf2! it's very canon divergent and i'm still figuring out the general order of events, but i'm working on it <3 and super excited for it! trust me i will post about it nonstop
i have some uncommon headcanons that i'll probably talk about alot (pyroscout/flashfire and transfem soldier are just some)
YES i have watched emesis blue YES i love it YES i would love to talk with you and YES I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY TF2 WITH YOU and YES I WOULD LOVE TO TALK ABOUT HEADCANONS WITH YOU. i am ALWAYS up to talk about silly mercs!!
i.. havent read the comics... i'll get to it this summer i promise /gen
um.. yea i think thats all!! if you recognize me from twitter... uh hi PFFT anyway yeah!! thats it pretty much!! um... i hope i did this right aheh i dont want this to flop...
well um yea! i hope i can make myself a part of this community ahehe
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milkbreadtoast · 8 months ago
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(OC) boyfriends..... 🤭🧡💜
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entropy-sea-system · 2 years ago
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burnt out.. dont know what would fix me(phrase half jokingly) rn maybe if I just brush and take a shower. .and sleep... I think I spent too long on embroidery...
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roninfromtheops · 2 months ago
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Candle, maybe you if you’re not rude.
@psychocoffeeaddict @ajax-and-ye-skittoe @corpseidol (I don’t have a long list (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`) )
☆Tag game: pick stuff from your room and have people vote on which one they want to take home.
Thank you @yourboyhack for the tag!
🔖 Open tag!
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seaslugfanclub · 2 months ago
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Maleficent : Bitch give me a fry
(Y/N): Is that how you ask?
Maleficent : Bitch please give me a fry
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Hades: When talking to (Y/N), remember to keep it light and casual. Use our conversation starters if you get in trouble.
Hook: Light and casual, got it.
*5 minutes into at date with (Y/N)*
Hook: IM GOING INTO LABOR
*Jafar watching from the bushes*: He’s pulling the pregnancy card THIS EARLY?!
*Hades watching through binoculars next to Jafar*: If he U-turns the conversation back to cardboard manufacturing we might clutch this
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The other villains: BEHOLD! The town goth has left their house!
(Y/N): Bring me the country music loving farm boy
Alameda: NO! NO NO YALL LET ME GO
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Gothel: Can’t a poor woman like me ever have a little fun?
(Y/N): Yeah, everyone likes to have fun.
Gothel: You like to have fun too~?
(Y/N): I mean—you’re asking about me? I mean, yeah I like too~
Gothel: Oh, yeah~?
(Y/N), annoyed: I already said yes.
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(Y/N): I have 3 dollars and 24 cents. Do something to me
Maleficent: *spits on them*
(Y/N): I love you. I wanna take you away from all of this
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Bill Sykes: They hate to see a bad bitch from New Jersey win
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killerlookz · 6 months ago
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Joost Klein x Goth!Gf Headcannons
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content: SFW and NSFW headcannons below the cut, 18+ MDNI, this work contains rpf and has been tagged as such, do not continue if that makes you uncomfortable
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You're pretty much his personal makeup artist now, anytime he wants to do his fun little facepaint looks (like the mime or kiss makeup) you're the first one he's asking to help him out
He absolutely doesn't mind you kissing him with your lipstick on and is in no rush to wash off the dark-colored lipstick prints you leave on his cheeks after you do so, sometimes letting them sit there for hours while he goes about his day.
You can't tell me that this man doesn't absolutely love going to the goth clubs. It's definitely a different speed than he's usually used to, and some of the music may be a little slow for his taste but that man just absolutely loves dancing and the nightlife in general.
He definitely dresses up to "fit in" to go to the goth clubs too! Putting on whatever black items he can find in his closet, usually a pair of rugged black jeans adorned with a thick belt either studded or with a big buckle and some black shirt he spent far too much money on. He usually ends up looking more like he's about to join Opium or Drain Gang than he does goth, but your heart entirely melts at the fact that he's trying.
You absolutely inspire him to buy a pair of New Rocks (side note im actually surprised ive never seen him in new rocks they're very his style lol) and he just absolutely towers over you in them, which he finds very amusing (cue him teasing you about being "short" even though the platforms of those shoes are like 10 cm, making him like 198 cm/ 6'5)
If you are wearing big shoes and they start to hurt he will absolutely carry you back to wherever you need to go- The same goes for if you're breaking in new shoes- you're out and about together and all of a sudden you start treading behind him, walking awkwardly due to the blisters forming on your heels and the backs of your ankles- and he knows, you don't even have to say anything, he just stops dead in his tracks, and bends down for you to get on his back.
Thrifting/ DIYing dates!!! It becomes a tradition for the two of you to go out to thrift/consignment stores and pick out pieces for the two of you to style or DIY into something. He loves it especially when you DIY things for him, and always shows off the clothes/accessories you put together for him, "Oh you like my necklace? Yeah, my girlfriend made it for me."
He laces up your corsets for you! No longer do you need to struggle trying to reach behind your back to tie your corsets. He's always so delicate about it too, "You're sure I'm not squeezing you too tight?" Running his hands all along your sides and your hips after he finishes tying it shut.
He definitely just thinks you are so cool, despite having his own unique style himself, he is just in so much awe of you being yourself, and just genuinely finds you to be the coolest person on Earth, whether its the way you do your makeup, or dress, or the music you listen to, he's just obsessed.
He'll absolutely tease you a little bit though, cue him singing "Because toniiiight will be the noiiight that I will fall for yewwww over agaiiiin" at you because he knows it pisses you off *just a little* you'll chastise him for that being emo not goth, but he still finds it funny regardless, and he loves seeing that little smile you give him when you're trying to pretend to be mad at him, but really you're holding back a laugh
He loves when you wear his necklaces or his fancy belts to accessorize with
Getting tattoos together is a muuuust, he's not so into the idea of matching tattoos, but just spontaneously on a whim being like, "hey do you wanna get another tattoo today?"
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You CANNOT count how many new fishnet tights you've had to buy from Joost being far too impatient to get you undressed, bending you over, lifting up your skirt and just ripping the flimsy fabric open, not even bothering to take them off of you.
However, when the sex is more romantic he absolutely loves taking his time with you, so delicately removing each of your layers (and us goth girlies know... we wear a looot of layers lmaoo) he just loves being all sensual about it, he also just for sure enjoys teasing you with how excruciatingly slow he is about it.
Loves seeing how much he can ruin your makeup, whether its smudged lipstick or eyeliner dripping down your face, the messier the better.
In addition to fucking up your makeup he loves when you go down on him while you're wearing lipstick, the way your lipstick smears as you take him in your mouth, god he finds it so hot.
Obsessed with when you wear leather or latex!! Oof the way the tight, shiny material hugs your body, he cannot get enough, and honestly is ready to take it off of you the second you slip it on.
He absolutely adores you in lace too (especially black lacey lingerie) when you wear lacey tops with nothing but a bra underneath... (same can be said for a fishnet top) oooooh girl he is absolutely feral, the way you're technically "covered" but still exposed in all the right spots... whew
If you have long/pointy nails he looves feeling you dig them into him as he fucks you,
Whenever the two of you go out to the goth clubs things definitely get very steamy, always ending up with his arms wrapped around your waist and your ass pressed against his crotch as your bodies move together to the dark, slow, synthy music.
He loves it when you bite him! Always calling you his little vampire as you suck on his neck, leaving pretty little lovebites and lipstick smudges on his skin. (vampire/blood kink goes brrrr wait what who said that hAHAHHAHHA)
Fucking to goth music is a MUST... not sorry about it, bands like Depeche Mode and She Wants Revenge are top tier sex music, him mumbling along to Tear You Apart, his lips pressing into your neck, sending vibrations down your spine as he slowly undresses you.
Also fucking while watching horror movies hehehehe, there's just something about the suspense and tension that gets your blood going, one second you're watching the TV anxiously, and the next second he's on top of you as you're begging for him to please fuck you.
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gay-wh0re-slut · 10 months ago
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HEYYA
can you please write a rhea x fem!reader where they are both at a friends for their birthday, and everyone ends up playing seven minutes in heaven and rhea & reader end up having to play together and end up just having a good convo (maybe some makeout time too😏) and later that night sneak away and secretly hook up (smut pleaseee😍)
shut upppppp this is so goodddddd im giggling and kicking my feet right now omgggg
after writing: this turned out to be a bit long but i couldn’t stop writing. i got a lil flustered writing this one so i hope you like it too eeeee
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rhea ripley x fem!reader
content: meeting a hot buff goth wrestler at a friends party but of course you get picked to join her for 7 minutes in heaven. will it get spicy? will there be kissing? who knows?!
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You’ve know Zelina since high school and you’ve always been kinda close. Not close enough to where the two of you would hang out everyday but enough to where you could get lunch and it not be awkward. One day at a lunch, she invited you to her birthday party and told you that there was someone that she wanted you to meet.
“I’m not sure if she’s your type but I think you two would get along at least,” she said.
“I don’t even know my type anymore, seems like everyone is either taken or just plain weird,” you fired back.
She left it at that but you both laughed at your statement. You had been struggling to find someone to find you interesting enough to at least to keep a conversation going past two days. Who knows, she might be a great matchmaker.
The day came and her theme was cartoons, of course. So you decided to lazily dress up as Daphne from Scooby Doo. You bought her a gift card to a local craft store as her gift because she’s always making something for a cosplay.
“Hi!! Thank you for coming!” Zelina embraced you carefully so that she wouldn’t mess up her Sailor Moon cosplay too much.
“Of course! Happy birthday!” You followed her in to the kitchen to place the gift by the others. “Do you need help with anything?”
“As of right now, I think I’m good, thank you though!” she smiled as she carried a platter of snacks to the living room.
“Zelina!” you heard an australian accent, “Where are napkins?”
“I’ll get them, one sec,” she said but was quickly cut off.
“Please it’s your day and you’ve already done so much, let me get them. Where are they?” You heard shuffling from the other room.
“You’re too sweet. They’re in the cabinet, under the island in the kitchen.”
“Be right back,” the accent was deep but you could tell that she had lived in the states for a while. She sounded familiar but you couldn’t make it out.
As you were pouring a drink for yourself at the Punch Bar that had cutouts and stickers of WWE things, you heard heels clicking on the tile floor. So you turned to see who it was. A dark figure was crouched at the island. She was wearing tall black platform heels, fishnets, and from behind all you could see was a dark purple cape draped over broad shoulders.
She quickly grabbed the napkins and stood up facing you, “oh, sorry,” her light blue eyes stared into you as purple eyeshadow complimented them perfectly. The hood on her head was placed to frame her face just right, “just needed napkins.” She gave you a smile as she raised her shoulder and scrunched her nose before clicking away again back into the living room.
You were frozen. She was so enchanting. You couldn’t even process what she was supposed to be. You stood silently barely holding onto the cup in your hand, your mouth ran dry, and your heart was beating faster.
“Y/N! You good in there?!” you heard Zelina yell.
“Y-yeah,” you gathered yourself as quickly as possible and walked towards her voice, “couldn’t decide what I wanted.”
“All good! This is Rhea, the girl I was telling you about,” she gestured to the same dark figure that was in the kitchen moments ago.
“Aw you talk about me?” her accent flew to your ears gracefully.
“Don’t let it get to your head Mami,” Zelina laughed before turning back to you, “but you know everyone else right?”
“Hi, yes I do,” your voice was higher than usual because you were nervous, which you quickly fixed, “nice to meet you,” you finally glanced down at the black body suit and the belt she was wearing, “Oh you’re Raven from Teen Titans!”
“I am!” Rhea flicked the cape behind her dramatically. “I’ve only seen a few episodes but I know Z really likes it.”
“Yeah it’s good!” you couldn’t think of anything to say you were so taken aback by her beauty.
“I’ve heard! Nice to finally meet you,” she giggled before turning back to the party.
The party went on as usual. Talking, drinking, yelling, dancing. Everyone was just tipsy enough to think that playing Seven Minutes in Heaven was a good idea.
“Alright let’s spin this bottle to see who goes,” Zelina slurred her words a bit, it was quite funny to be honest.
So she spins and of course it lands on you, why wouldn’t it.
“Oooooh!!” everyone chimed in.
She spun the bottle again and of course it lands on Rhea, why wouldn’t it.
“Okay you two! I don’t have a closet in here so the bathroom will have to do,” the birthday girl pointed to the door just outside the living room, “Go on! You only have seven minutesssss!”
You let out a big sigh before getting up to walk towards the bathroom. Rhea follows and clicks behind you. Your heart was already beating so fast you felt like it was going to pop out of your chest.
Rhea locked the door behind her, “Well…”
“Well,” you choked.
The two of you leaned on opposite walls. Her muscular arms were crossed as yours were behind you. It was silent for a good minute or so before the australian broke it.
“How do you know Z?”
“Since highschool, but we’ve only recently gotten close. What about you?”
“We work together.”
“Oh you wrestle too?”
“Yeah, on Mondays though, she’s on Fridays,” she chuckled.
“Oh, nice,” you sounded interested but it was so hard to talk to such a pretty person.
“It might be the alcohol talking but I think you’re really pretty,” the wrestler blurted out.
“W-what?” you almost choked, “I-I mean, uh thank you.”
“You’re like…so hot,” she covered her mouth as if she didn’t know she was going to say that either.
“Yeah I think it’s the alcohol,” you laughed. “But for what it’s worth, I think you’re really pretty too.” Where the sudden confidence came from you didn’t know but, it was now or never to shoot your shot.
“Yeah?”
“Yeah, you’re like…so hot,” you mocked.
“Thank you,” her face got a little red so she readjusted her stance, “We only have like four minutes left.”
“Yeah,” you wanted to make a move so badly but you didn’t want to push it.
“Do you wanna kiss?” she said in the most confident tone ever.
“Sorry?” your face also turned red at the thought of her close to you.
“Well we gotta do something if we both think the other is hot! But if you don’t want-”
“Yes.”
“Oh, well,” she took a deep breath and took the one step it took to get to you, “you sure?”
Your breathing was labored, your heart was pounding, you were getting hot, “yeah.”
A devilish smile grew on her face which sent you overboard. She gently held your face and kissed you softly. She held it for longer than you thought she would. When she let go, you knew you needed more. So you grabbed the collar of the cape and pulled her in again. This time your lips danced together like they were meant to be. Her hands roamed your body as you held her close. You loved the feeling of her on you, it’s been so long since someone has done anything remotely close.
The way her loud breathing made you feel so weak in the knees, you needed to hear more of it. You pushed her back against her wall with a thud and small moan came from her.
“Didn’t take you to be the dominant type,” she said out of breath.
“I can do both,” you smiled.
“Good to know,” her voice was deep.
That alone made you go crazy. You knew her lipstick was smearing onto you from how her lips looked but you didn’t care. It had been so long since someone simply wanted you that you couldn’t control yourself. Your hands were on her waist holding her back as hers were in your hair pulling you toward her as your lips danced once more. When you remembered that she was wearing a one piece you were pissed, you had it all planned out to sneak your hand where you wanted to most. Instead you opted to just sneak it above the fabric, very thin fabric at that.
A small gasp left her lips as her icy blue eyes rolled back before she fluttered them closed. You started to gently caress her center, her labored breathing-
“TIMES UP!” Zelina yelled as she knocked on the door loudly before trying to open the door.
“Fuck,” Rhea said hitting her head on the wall.
“Glad you locked it,” you joked kissing her once more before peeling yourself off of her.
She stayed on her wall looking defeated while you wiped off her lipstick from you before unlocking the door.
“He- ooooooh, helloooo,” Zelina giggled while playfully biting her finger.
“Not a word,” the wrestler said behind you as she placed her hands on your shoulders before moving past the both of you.
“Whatever you say Mami,” she giggled again before heading back to the living room.
You took a deep breath and let it out slowly thinking that this was the craziest thing that’s happened to you maybe ever.
The party goes on, people get chosen by the Goodness of God, AKA the wine bottle that they were spinning.
Rhea had silently handed her phone to you with the contacts app open, ready for you to add your number in. Your heart pounded with happiness as you shakily typed it in. She already had a heart with flames emoji by your name.
About an hour went by and you received a text from an unknown number. When you looked around the room, you saw Raven staring back at you with a sly smile, licking her teeth. You shivered at her stare so you read the text assuming it was from her.
Meet me at my truck in 10 min.
You watched her get up and silently walk out the door. The others were too drunk to notice her slip out.
So you waited. Somehow patiently, but you got more nervous as time went on, it felt like hours that you were waiting but you had one eye on the clock on the side table the entire time.
Ten minutes finally passed but you waited an extra minute to not seem so desperate. You stood, “I’ll be right back,” you whispered to the birthday girl. She gave you a drunken smile with a nod.
Once you walked out the door, you realized that there were a lot of trucks and you weren’t too sure about which one was hers. You walked around a bit looking for any sign.
“Took ya long enough,” you heard her accent.
Your heart jumped a little, “how was I supposed to know which was yours,” you gestured to the multiple trucks surrounding you.
She was leaned against her ride, arms crossed and one foot over the other. She stared for a few seconds then let out a sigh, “get in.”
“You’re not gonna murder me are you?”
“We’ll see,” She said. You could feel her devilish smile from there.
As you got closer to her, she opened the door to the back seat for you. You gave her a look of appreciation before climbing in. To your surprise, she followed you in and closed the door behind her.
After a slight awkward silence of her adjusting herself, you broke the ice, “What did yo-”
“Sit,” she patted her thighs.
You hesitated, blinking at her, silently asking if she was serious. She raised her eyebrows at you to answer your question. It took a good minute for you to get comfortable but you obeyed. Her threat from earlier seemed a little too real so you didn’t want to risk it.
Her hands immediately clung onto the sides of your torso, slowly running them down to your hips and down your thighs. A shiver ran through you instantly.
“We don’t have long until they notice we’re both gone,” she whispered before removing a hand from your thigh and pulling at the back of your neck. Her soft lips traced your jaw line down your neck as far as she could reach without getting uncomfortable before going back up.
A small moan fell out of you. You were bracing yourself on the headrest with one hand while the other was tangled in her black hair. “I think we will be alright for a while,” you said weakly.
“This shouldn’t take long,” she scoffed.
You backed away from her, looking into her dimly lit eyes, offended, “so you think I’m easy?”
“No, I’m just good at what I do,” she fired back proudly.
With how she was making you feel and you’ve barely done anything, obviously she was right but you couldn’t let her know that, at least not yet. “Riiight,” you rolled your eyes.
A hand quickly found your neck, gripping it tightly, “don’t underestimate me, princess.” Her breath was heavy on your lips as she glared at them.
You didn’t know you liked that until this moment. It caught you off guard but you liked it so bad. “I’m s-sorry,” you choked out. You couldn’t think of anything else to say.
Her hand alleviated the pressure but moved to the side of your neck pulling your head with it. She took the opportunity to bite at your ear, “quick leaner.”
Without you realizing it, her other hand had slipped under your skirt. As she continued to nip and kiss at your neck, the tattooed hand began to caress where you needed her most.
“Mmm,” she breathed, “that’s what I thought,” as she felt you soaking through the booty shorts you wore underneath.
All you could respond with was a moan louder than before. Arching your back at her touch, she began to draw small circles on your center.
“Mmmfuck,” you whined.
She chuckled deeply sending another shiver through you and straight to your core. Going back to kissing your lips, her free hand was now bracing your lower back wanting to sneak to your ass. Both of your hands were cupping her jaw, pulling her in as close as possible. Your hips began to grind on her hand ever so slightly as she matched your rhythm perfectly.
Minutes went by but you couldn’t get enough of her, you needed more. So you grabbed her hand and guided it under the waistband of your shorts hoping she would get the hint.
“A lil desperate, are we?” she smiled into the next kiss.
“Yes,” you kissed her, “fuck,” you kissed again, “please,” you kissed her once more.
“I don’t know, I think I like hearing you beg,” her devilish smile grew back as she ran her tongue over her teeth. The tongue piercing glinted in the street light. Your eyes grew wide at the sight, somehow you didn’t notice it before.
“Are you really gonna make me?”
“If you want me to fuck you,” she said so confidently.
Your mouth fell open. Fuck, here we go. “Fine. Please fuck me,” you said in the blandest tone.
“Oh c’mon, at least act like you want it,” and with that her hand snuck under the shorts and found your wet center, toying with your clit.
You gasped at the new sensation as you threw your head back.
“Now, do you want to try again?” she growled.
“Mhmm,” you bit your lip. The hand started to slowly work its magic, “please,” you whined this time.
“Aw, you can do better,” she added more pressure, “What do you want, princess?”
You rested your forehead on hers, barely holding yourself up from the amount of oxygen you were losing by holding your breath to not let as many moans escape but you couldn’t hold back anymore. You needed her…immediately. “God, please fuck me. I need you so bad, please.”
“I usually go by Mami but God works too,” she chuckled, “but good enough.” So she gently plunged two fingers inside of you.
“FUCK,” you cried out throwing your head back again before letting it drop back forward onto her shoulder.
She slowly pumped in and out of you as best she could. Your hips automatically found their rhythm. Breathless moans were spilling out of you as the familiar knot in your stomach was quickly forming. Her free hand was now on your ass helping you ride her fingers.
You gained some strength to lift your head up to start kissing her again. Moaning into her mouth, your hand tangled themselves in her hair once more. A few more seconds and the knot was almost undone, “Shit, I’m go-”
“Prove it,” she cut you off knowing exactly what you were going to say.
Repeated whines filled the truck as you were sweating and breathless, your arms were weak and your legs were weaker. Finally, the knot was free and you came, hard, “OH GOD,” your eyes rolled back as your back arched, your hands anchoring you to her neck. “FUCK!” as you slammed your head back onto her shoulder. Waves of pleasure shot through your body as you continued to ride it out.
She noticed that your legs began to shake so she slowly pulled out, letting you catch your breath. You heard a noise next to your ear so you lifted your head to find her sucking her fingers clean.
“Holy shit,” you breathed.
“Told you I was good,” she cooed.
“Shut up.”
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romantically-yours · 4 months ago
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UPDATE:
IM PRETTY SURE WE HAVE A DATE THIS TUESDAY!!! NOT SURE IF ITS IN A GAY WAY OR NOT BUT IM SO EXCITED!!!
YALL A GIRL BOUGHT ME A DRINK YESTERDAY AND I GOT HER NUMBER!!!!
#thoughts#Oni talks#she invited me to an event Friday too! I was gonna find events and before I had a chance she sent me one lol#then when I sent her events today we decided on just doing all of them! the first one is d&d and we’re gonna get dinner beforehand!!#I’m so excited!! also worried bc idk if should try to extra clean just in case or not#also it’ll be my first ever d&d in real life so I’m a little scared?? I know a lot about it bc I played online for years but real life scary#also I’m gonna take her to her first ever pride next month!#I’m so excited!!!!! and she says she’s excited which makes me even more excited!!!#I’ve never been on a date before I’m lowkey panicking but also excited like what do I wear???#do I go more butch or fem??? might have to be fem coz I don’t have much butch stuff but then how fem do I go??#when we met I had lesbian pants on a pink cowboy hat and 6inch wedges so like idk if I can one up that tbh#also she’s like 5’8 and I’m 5’2 so I try to be tall again or wear heels?? also idk what irl dnd is like are heels even appropriate#we I think are walking from dinner to d&d am I good enough at heels yet to walk fast enough 🤔#I DO have gay flip flops and some gay black pants ? but it’s been pretty rainy & wet feet sounds gross#do I go goth or pastel??? I have both options I could do either?? DO I WEAR A HAT? ok im probably gonna say no to the hat actually#but like… I could. I’ll save it for fall dates hoping we get there. also this has reinvigorated my desire to be buff again#we talked about it even!! coz picking up people is fun!! also she doesn’t like rock climbing which honestly I appreciate even though#im trying to push myself to try it lmao also she likes art and music!! I hope she likes my gay music I sent her ahhh#I gotta find that sapphic music tumblr again omg#oni has a crush#almost forgot that one lol but yeah I think taking it slow is good but both of us wanna do activities so hopefully it’s good??#it’s so rare to meet someone like her I’m so excited oh my god aahhhhggggg#also if it’s not romantic I’m still happy!!! gaining a local lesbian friend is in itself a HUGE WIN!
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broken-glass-puppet · 1 year ago
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Ok so Miguel request
Whar about Miguel (or basically just the spider team form atsv) x male reader that acts like a jumping spider and kinda look like it too
So the reader is small and very quick in his feet, he can also jump way farther than any of the rest, but he also has the other spider abilities. And I just imagine the reader being an anomaly and accidentally being teleport to HQ and they try to capture him, but he's all skiddish and nervous and just jumps away from them every time. In the end someone manages to calm the reader down (you can decide how, maybe with food or some shit) and the talk to the reader. And the reader just answers in very short very quick answers, and he's still very nervous
Aahhhhhhh I'm sorry I wrote this, this is so long!!! But I hope you do mangage to write it, but no pressure, I don't want to force anything
Okay, im going to use this for my spider sona
Fast and nervous, not good combo
You runned and jumped for...one, two, three...then multiple for two...damn you weren't good with math, but what can you say?! If someone had a lot, and I mean A LOT of Spidermans running after them, they would run too, I mean, they don't look friendly... specially that one with the red and blue suit...a bit more specific?...the one with the talons...so you runned and jumped and...did what a spider would do! You thinked you managed to get them away when suddenly-
"There you are!" Someone grabbed you and tied you to a chair with spider web, it was that man...hmm...tall, tan skin, hooked nose, deep cheeks...is that a Mexican accent? "Now.talk"...you started hyperventilating and squirming and moving "hmm...if you keep moving it will stick to you more chiquito" you looked at him and started breathing slowly
"yo dude, you shouldn't be like that" another voice said, he was...goth? No...Punk? Yeah that kinda looks punk...oh he has a guitar...
"I'll ignore the fact that you just called me 'dude', now...back to you.Name"
"[redacted]"
"where are you-"
"earth [insert here number]"
"how did you-"
"I was in my dimension, in my room and suddenly I saw this big portal and one thing went to another and here am I..."
Miguel sighed, pitching the bridge of his nose "are you always this nervous...?" He said looking at you up and down..."i have to admit...you jump and move really good...you are slippery and quiet..." He said while walking a bit closer to you "I'll untie you...don't you dare try to scape you hear me cariño?" You nodded, he untied you, you got up immediately, oh...oh he's tall...you are kind of small compared to him hehe...you looked around...you looked back at him...and runned away, in part it was for fun...what would he do...he sighed and chased after you...you giggled...this was REAAAAAAALLY fun...he's almost as fast as you!...you runned for...half an hour? And hour?...you stopped and took a deep breath...you looked around.. oh...oh is that...a burger...a bit wouldn't huuuurt...
"coño, where the fuck is-" Miguel cutted his sentence and looked at you devouring the burger, hmm, okay... nervous? Check, fast? Check, jumps a lot? Check, likes food? Check...he walked behind you quietly "boo" he whispered in your ear
You almost dropped your hamburger, you gulped the rest that was in your mouth and looked at him "hey?" Miguel smiled sarcastically "you know what was the only thing I told you not to do?" "Y-yes?" "What was it?" "To not...run?" You said smiling nervously "yes, and what did you do?" You looked at him nervously "I runned?" He smiled sweetly but it was a sarcastic smile "exactly...now..." He tied both your wrists and putting you over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes...food thing you finished your hamburger...
He went to his...office? Would you even call it that...he sat in a chair near by and sighed, you still in his arms..."look kid-" "don't call me that, it's weird" "why would it-" "I'm sitting in your lap and you call me kid?" He looked at you and sighed "okay, what should I call you" "[nickname]"..."okay okay...now [nickname], will you let me finish a sentence for Once?" "Yes..." "I want you to join me" "after you chased me all over here?! Yeah, no" he chuckled seeing that you were refusing "feisty one...i like that..." You couldn't help but smile at that
Oh boy, you two were going to be REAAAAAAALLY close
Please i loved this type of reader, please z person who requested it, please use this type of reader, i want to see more of him
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honey-milk-depresso · 10 months ago
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Batboys watching anime with reader
You know my ass went FULL ON LOCK MODE with Tim. I went crazy- 💀
***S/o is above 18, which means characters below are also aged up!
Doing requests until 1 Feb! Please see my pinned post and read the request rules on the navi! Thank you!🩷
Batbros watching anime with you
Dick Grayson
He’s watched a few 90s anime before, more the basic ones like One Piece and Pokémon, and he probably still watches them to this day. Boy has old CDs he has and you should probably try finding a Blue Ray (or use his if he can have Tim help fix it because it’s good as dead 💀) because he’s popping in every CD of old anime’s he have lying about.
“Wow, I didn’t know I had cowboy bebop! Or Slam Dunk!” He got a few rare gems, which makes it all the more fun to sit down on the couch under a blanket as you huddle and watch the nostalgic 90s anime shows together while eating popcorn.
He doesn’t mind watching new, modern day animes, just be prepared for when you two watch sad anime shows because he will sob like it’s the end of the world.
“NO, WHY WOULD KAORI DIE LIKE THIS?? AND SHE LOVES ARIMA- OH MY GOD IM SO—”sobs even more. He gets emotional while watching them because it’s so sad that it’s sO GOOD-
Loves dancing to those danceable anime music with you. He goes ALL. OUT. He even sings all of it in Japanese like wow-
I would love to hear him sing Cruel Angel’s Thesis in his Discowing suit and with goth makeup on it because it “sets the mood”, PLEASE-
Overall, great time watching with Dick. <3
Jason Todd
You expect someone like him to like Chainsaw Man, Trigun or something like those grunge-y, guns and knives animes, right? I mean, he does, but only with you and ONLY with you will he let his inner Magical Girl enthusiast ass shine. Because he LOVES Magical Girl animes. That’s probably the reason and one point of time why he wore red ribbons around his arms, he wanted that Sailor Moon experience and Tim might’ve just teased him about that era without knowing his love for Magical Girl animes and Jason might’ve flipped and freaked the fuck out and started chasing him down the manor.
Jason watches Sailor Moon, Madoka when he feels edgier than usual, Cardcaptor Sakura, every Precure series, Tokyo Mew Mew, man has all these shows somehow. He swears they weren’t through illegal means and he just worked very hard to gather all of them. He also might be a shoujo anime fan because if he loves Jane Austen books, you bet his ass would be reading Fruits Basket, Maid Sama or something because of course he would.
Also a Studio Ghibli fan, although watching the Tale of Princess Kaguya might make him feel too much, especially getting pissed off with the dad who forces his daughter into a wealthy life without her input and- yeah, you gotta calm him down as he cries bitterly and sourly with a pout on his face.
The two of you can go on and on about debating about unclear endings of animes all day long. You know the “AND SHE WAS A PRINCESS” video? That’s Jason.
Great man to watch anime with, and he’ll gladly be your Tuxedo Mask to your Sailor Moon (and not the “But you did nothing meme- or the other way around- he don’t mind being the Usagi-). <3
Tim Drake
I’m very convinced this man got into his whole detective shit because he watched Detective Conan and honestly I can’t blame him. Tim has probably the largest vessel of anime knowledge out of all of them. He doesn’t really have a specific genre he likes but he’s pretty fond of old 90s and 80s animes. He can explain the whole lore of One Piece, Fairytale, Pokémon like Jesus Tim, calm down- 💀
I can see him watching Neon Genesis Evangelion, Serial Experiments Lain or Key the Metal Doll because he likes that little bit of horror nature and mystery and thriller in his animes although he really doesn’t mind watching Haikyuu all over again if you want to.
Might introduce you to underrated and/or old animes like Revolutionary Girl Utena, Nadia the Secrets of Blue Water, every Studio Ghibli movie, those kinds of animes that give off the really pretty and aesthetic old anime animations that is just so pretty to watch and with really good storylines that both of you can cuddle on a couch together and watch. I bet he even watches anime with you even before you two got together, so you guys pretty much have “watching anime together” as part of the foundation of your relationship. Owns so much manga that you can’t even count, too.
Just… don’t make him watch those really slow burn, comedy love animes, specifically Love War. Not that he don’t like romance animes, he watches Ouran High School Host Club and Your Name, trust me, but Love War? He is going absolutely insane because of it.
“OH MY GOD- PLEASE JUST KISS ALREADY. ME AND S/O ARE ALREADY TOGETHER FIVE MONTHS AGO ANF YOU TWO ARE STILL TOO PROUD TO ADMIT YOU LOVE EACH OTHER WHILE BLUSHING- JUST KISS ALREADY-” <3
Damian Wayne
Damian likes anime. Would 100% go to an anime convention with you as a date if you’re up for it. He doesn’t mind (surprisingly- just for you only-).
He doesn’t necessarily like showmen animes although he has enjoyed a few, but he really loves slice of life, I feel. It just feels like he wants to put himself in a normal life and with a tad bit of drama in it like what the characters go through. The touching ones like Hyouka or Natsume’s Book of Friends.
Also animal related anime maybe except Beastars because he didn’t understand shit-?? He calls that peak anime. Aggretsuko, Chi’s Sweet Home and My Roommate is a Cat?? Damian loves this shit, he watches it intently with his arm around you. Even if he doesn’t smile, you know he loves it by the way his eyes sparkle.
Just don’t tell his brothers. He will seriously feel betrayed if you do so because he only watches these kinds of shows with you: the cute animal ones that are actually wholesome and/or funny.
The whole family is into Studio Ghibli, and he is no exception. He feels like it’s the best kinds of anime to watch with you when you guys just want to turn in for the day and huddle up on the couch. It’s one of the rare times he relaxes and softens and he’s glad to have quality time with you. <3
Duke Thomas
He likes anime! Studio Ghibli is definitely a favourite of his and he would gladly watch it together with you! He also love a fair bit of Shounen animes, the more popular ones like Jujutsu Kaisen, One Piece, Haikyuu, or Spy x Family. He likes them a lot!
A big fan of romance animes too: Ouran High School Host Club and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (if you two are in the mood to huddle on the couch together and cry).
Duke doesn’t mind any kind of anime so long as it doesn’t have too much horror or gore like… Higurashi. He gets chills when that anime is mentioned. D-Don’t watch it for your own sake if you don’t know. And if you do, avoid it with him at all cost because he will.
Duke also like singing some good anime songs with you and you guys can go crazy and dance around, just not as dramatic as Dick.
He would be super excited to spend a date with you watching shounen anime movies like from Jujutsu Kaisen and he would be so hype to spend time with you being a fanboy while also sharing that romantic air for the shared love of anime between you two and the love that you two share, although that love is far stronger. <3
Reblogs help! ^^
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spinjitsuburst · 6 months ago
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I just saw that art u rbed to here from ur main and like while its an amazing peice of art its in own right MY EYES ZOOMED ONTO ONE ARMED LLOYD im so curious where that hc comes from if u wanna ramble abt scar and injury hcs id love to hear genuinelylike. I love scar hcs yeah
I'M SO SORRY THIS ASK TOOK SO LONG BUT OH MY GOD I LOVE TALKING ABOUT DESIGN AND SCAR HEADCANONS SO LIKE GHDFSGHKJFDG
generally i draw the ninja in a pretty vague "around or after crystalized but before DR" timeline so that's what i'm operating under with these headcanons
also i didn't draw zane here cuz android bodies confuse me and i also got. lazy hgkfdsghkjf but i'll do his someday
lloyd's 20~ and the other ninja are mid 20s~
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FIRST UP MY FAVS
starting with lloyd i give him a dragon tail and oni horns, as well as pointed ears. he's got a semi-grunge/goth style so i usually draw him with piercings and stuff. he lost his arm during the events of hunted to me but i dont really have a set event in mind for it. his back was SUPER damaged during the sons of garmadon fight and sometimes has to wear a back brace, and his ankle flares up from time to time
jay kept a lot of his scars hidden for a while because they came from skybound (some of his worst injuries lingered from the timeline). not sure whether he's come clean to the ninja yet or not. the marks on his wrist and ankle are from vengestone cuffs on the ship (blame hat because they gave jay vengestone cuffs in bbnb and it broke my brain so my jay has them now). the wound on his side is from skybound as well. ironically his face scar is NOT from skybound, but he was blind in that eye after skybound and hid it from the team. the current scar is from a fight where an enemy sliced a knife up the side of his face, and his lightning reacted badly and struck him while also striking the enemy. he almost died it was NOT a fun day for anybody. also he's a trans man so top scars!!
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nya's scars are fun, she obviously has the tiger widow venom scar from skybound (kai finds out about that one after it gets infected cuz she wasn't taking proper care of it after the timeline reset, and he was NOT happy about it) but she also has lichtenberg scars on her hand from a time jay was holding it and accidentally shocked her badly with his powers. he starts wearing gloves after this incident. she also, of course, still has the markings from her time merged with the sea. they glow blue when she uses her powers, and her eyes are more glowy now as well (she kinda looks like a cryptid)
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kai's deceptively scrawny. he has basic muscles but he's super skinny, so a lot of people think he isn't as strong as the rest of the ninja. however he's CRAZY strong and has a solid core. He also has a bunch of scars all over his hands from his time as a blacksmith. They're mostly little burns and nicks, but there's one that stretches across his hand from when he accidentally grabbed a hot blade. he also has a lot of body hair
cole is chubby but INSANELY strong, even without super strength. he has a bunch of scars, especially on his arms, from being tanky and blocking blows with his body. most of his scars are ninja related, but he does have one on his leg from a dance accident. nothing major, but the scar stuck around. he also has his ghost scar that goes over his eye somewhat, causing his pupil to be an unnatural green
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also a height chart for comparison! one day i'll do zane too but i got lazy. hard to figure out scars for a nindroid, but i imagine that under his plating, the side of his face will ALWAYS have glowing gold scars from the overlord, no matter how many times he makes a new body or tries to fix them
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wildshona · 28 days ago
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Samhain Sacrifice
Sorry this is a long one.
So, yesterday I got up in a sort of Goth dress and stockings and went to a party, having made myself look nice and pale. Btw the dress came down to my knees so no naughty stocking tops. I knew theer would be kids at the first part of the party.
So Chris and i arrived at about 6 and the party had been goin on for about an hour already. It was at Toni’s – yes, I know, I wanted that just like my followers no doubt too – anyway there was a marquee in her garden . i think i’ve said that she has a fuck off big house next to the common. Anyway, there were jugglers and fire eaters and a punch and judy show and all sorts of Victorian hucksters and games and a fortune teller who told me that there would be many men and women in my life. Good to know huh, keep hoping you folk. Anyway the kids who were all dressed up in Halloween costumes and looking cutely scary were having a great time and the grown ups were too and drinking in moderation cos there were kids there. Oh and food was kid type food – hot dogs and burgers and inedible stuff for vegans.
Anyway the kids part of the party ended at 9 and the vanilla folk went home and the party could start tho there wasn’t any sign that this was going to be a sex party. Sure some of the new arrivals were dressed in dead cheerleader or dead sexy schoolgirl outfits and there was  lot of leather and pvc about but nothing that shouted time to fuck. So there was drinking and dancing and a bit more food and god i haven’t mentioned Toni.
She was doing gracious hostess dressed in this long white gown that was really clingy. I mean really clingy. Fucking obvious theer was no underwear under there.
Anyway there was a big cheer when a gong sounded at 10 and it was announced that Samhain had begun and then things carried on. Then a pair of arms came round my waist from behind and a voice whispered
Do you trust me Shona? It was Toni
Yes
Will you do anything i ask of you tonight?
Fucking yes – well actually i just said yes and i could feel my nipples go hard against my corset bodice.
About quarter past eleven Chris came up to me – we don’t stick together much at parties unless we’re fucking – Toni says follow me. OK then. So i follow Chris and there are people changing out of their party gear and putting on black robes like you see in horror films – complete with the hoods three women, two men and Chris made a third. I had a white one. I was expected to dress down to nothing and put it on – well everyones was doing the same and im not exactly shy and im wondering whats going to happen very aware of my hard tits and my wet cunt.
Anyway at eleven forty forty i guess a gong sounds and we process from where we heve changed int the marquee where everyone applauds and parts and ive got a man and woman in front of me and to my side and behind me – Chris is behimd me. Then we go from the marquee into the reception hall and then into what I know is the diningroom except everything has been taken out except the table which has a heavy red cover over it and there are candles everywhere.
And there is Toni thick black hair loose, her lips bright red, her eyes highlighted in purple and black and her robe is scarlet and clingy
I feel Chris behind me unslip the catch on my robe and pulls i off my shoulders to the floor and i am naked and if my nipples got any harder i could stab someone to death with them. Naked in front of Toni and oh yeah all the party guests who have crowded into the dining room.
I’m helped up to lie down face up on the table. And a short sword or long knife take your pick is rested on my body with the hilt between my tits, the crossguard under my tits and the blade pointing down to my cunt. Toni says something in a language i don’t knoe – not latin cos though i never learnt latin I can recognise it. One of the acolytes i suppose u call them gave her a goblet to drink out of and she did and gave it back. Then she put something on my lips an ointment of some sort and it made my lips warm and sensitive, then on my nipples fucking hell that felt so good and then on my clit and my cunt lips – fucking hell i was suddenly warm and i was breathing heavy and shaking a little.
She took the sword/knife off my shaking body and handed it to an acolyte. Then she leaned forward and kissed me full on the lips. She was holding my hands at my side so that i couldn’t move. She probably only kissed me for a few seconds but it seemed like forever. Then she stood up and took my nipples between her fingers. Who the fuck was moaning like that – ah, me. Just a gentle tweak and i was shaking and my breathing was coming really fast. Then she touched my clit and stroke my cunt – just one stroke and the orgasm came from nowhere and i was shaking like i was having an epileptic fit and the orgasm cam in wave after wave and three of the acolytes held me down – they were standing on the side where Toni was so the party could still see what was going on - and the orgasm went on and on and on and i was almost – no i really was screaming with pleasure and fucking LUST.
Finally i started to subside. Toni kissed me again and swept out of a door opposite the one we had all come through. The acolytes help me off the table and put another robe round me – not the one from earlier – it was white like the other but almost transparent and didn’t join at the front so my cunt was in full view.
It was gone midnight now and the party carried in til 2. The acolytes had disappeared. Chris told me later that Toni had paired three couples, including him, and they were all sent off to a bedroom each to fuck. There are 8 bedrooms in the house apparently. So I wandered around the party where it seemed everyone had the right to kiss me and touch me though not to do more. Toni had changed into another robe – purple this time and wore a gold circlet on her head – god i am so in love with that woman.
Chris came to take me away eventually. Toni gave me a long lingering kiss as I left.
I can tell you that as soon as we were home i jumped on Chris and fucked and fucked him until we both fell asleep. I dreamed of Toni.   
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minnesota-fats · 2 years ago
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Jazz and Jason getting married and Jason forgets to warn his family that most of Jazz’s guests are ghosts.
So the day of the wedding someone asks where all of Jazz’s guests were when they only saw half of the chairs filled.
Jazz: Jason did you-? You didn’t did you?
Jason, cursing: damn it! I knew I forgot something!
Jason, turning to the bat fam: All of Jazz’s guests, Their all dead.
Bruce: oh, Im so sorry to hear that-
Jazz: Not all of them!
Jason: What?
Jazz: Spike is alive
Jason: Really?!
Jazz: Yeah, we went to high school together, he’s just goth. There is also my baby brother and sister and their friends, they are technically still alive.
Tim: what do you mean by technically?
Ghost portal rips open at the other side of the venue with Danny rushing out.
Danny, in full ghost king regalia: Hey big sis, sorry we’re late! The GIW got a little too bold and had to step in!
And eventually Jazz’s side of the venue was now full with all sorts of guests, varying in size, shape, and color.
Jazz, turning to Bruce: he meant ghost, by the way. She mumbles before walking over to go hug her baby brother and sister, as well as her sudo siblings Sam and Tucker.
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deeply-unserious-fellow · 1 year ago
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EVERY SONG IN ZOMBIES 1-3 SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE:
ZOMBIES 1:
My Year: SEGREGATION: THE MUSICAL!
Fired Up: Candy Store for Elementary Schoolers
Someday: What if Romeo and Juliet actually had chemistry?
BAMM: ZOMBIE RAVE LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO
Someday - Ballad: Literally just Someday but slower
Stand: The exact midpoint between Speechless from the 2019 Aladdin remake and Never Too Late from Elena of Avalor
Fired Up - Competition: Holy SHIT that beat drop is SATISFYING as FUCK- wait why did they replace Trevor Tordjman on the album version-
BAMM - Block Party: We did it guys, we solved racism!:D
ZOMBIES 2:
We Got This: Wait shit nevermind guys we didn't solve racism :(
We Own The Night: Those Tik Toks about kids pretending to be wolves on the playground sum this up better then I ever could tbh
Like The Zombies Do: *SP Goth Kids voice*Ugh, comformists...
Gotta Find Where I Belong: This song has the EXACT same energy as every single popular GLMV song from 2018 istg
Call to the Wild: This song is really lame tbh Chandler Kinney was carrying the werewolf songs in this movie
I'm Winning: The most forgettable song in the entire franchise
Flesh & Bone: LITERALLY THE BEST SONG IN THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE
Someday - Reprise: Someday - Ballad but different in a way I can't describe that makes it like 100x better then any other version of the song
One For All: The second most forgettable song in the entire franchise
The New Kid In Town: HOLY SHIT THEY NEED TO LET ARIEL SING MORE HER VOICE IS SO PRETTY-
ZOMBIES 3:
Alien Invasion: OH GOD OH FUCK WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE- WAIT NO ADDISON DON'T DO THAT!!!!!
Ain't No Doubt About It: Zeddison fighting off existential dread together
Come On Out: We Own the Night if it was actually good
Exceptional Zed: ...Why the fuck are all these adults idolizing a teenager like this wHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS TOWN-
Exceptional Zed (Reprise): Literally the only thing that stuck out to me about this song was Bucky pointing at himself in the background lmfao
I'm Finally Me: Addison has solved her identity crisis, NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME SICK ASS BACKFLIPS!!!!!!!!!
Someday: IM NOT CRYING YOUR CRYING FUCK YOU
Nothin But Love: Okay, NOW we've solved racism :)
What Is This Feeling: Yeah no I can see why they cut this one out it kinda sucks
I'll prolly do a part 2 when the show comes out w/ all the songs from that/the shorts, but that won't be for like a year so like whatever-
Part 2
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throesofwonder · 15 days ago
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lestat dark'ness dementia de lioncourt: so yeah i killed an entire pack of wolves all by myself and the entire village loved me for it and this hot rich boy fell in love with me and we moved to paris together but this other hot guy was super obsessed with me too and i was the first being to get a reaction from the hot vampire goddess in centuries and her husband hates me for it. oh and im a famous rockstar and all the goth kids are obsessed with me. did i mention i also have a super hot emo vampire boyfriend
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widevibratobitch · 1 year ago
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what the fuck dumas
#his last scene with fouquet... honestly the scene of all time#what do you mEAN he clawed at his chest and sprinkled his former bestie's stupid face with his own blood DUMAS#wHAT DO YOU MEAN 'CHALICES OF BLOOD' ALEX. ALEXANDRE. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ASAP#anyway. he has SO many scenes across this book when he's being the most dramatic goth little bitch i couldnt possibly put them all here#the way he's constantly lurking in the shadows too#THAT SCENE WITH MARIE#and right after that when he interrupts fouquet's party.#‘and Aramis’s grave and thoughtful face appeared upon the threshold of the door#between the remains of two garlands of which the flame of a lamp had just burnt the thread that once united them’#<- this is NOT NORMAL dumas!#he's so incredibly hot and sexy for this#vdb gotta be my favourite of the trilogy. there's lots of useless bullshit. nobody really cares about all the court intrigues come on.#but aramis really gets to shine in all his sinister evil glory. he's the star of this book. he's the belle of the ball.#i am obsessed with his relationships with each of the other characters too. Athos obviously. 'grant me your forgiveness' are you kidding me#Porthos. 'my jupiter' fuck off#D'ARTAGNAN. each one of their interactions is INSANE.#Fouquet. i mean. come on. we dont talk nearly enough of whatever the fuck Fouquet and Aramis had going on. remember when he kissed his hand#MARIE! literally one scene together and it's the highlight of the book.#this is the woman he was ready to renounce the world over when she ghosted him in t3M. he was obsessed with her. she had him on a leash.#she def pegged him too btw. if you even care. and now? a she-wolf. a basilisk. 'croak on old owl. hiss beldame viper'#(remember who else called his ex gf a viper in t3M? remember 'now that I have drawn your teeth viper - bite if you can’? yeah)#also she wants him dead. she wants his head on a silver platter. she used to be the love of his life and she has a kid with his best friend#(or. ANOTHER love of his life. the ACTUAL love of his life if you ask me but shhh)#and she wants him dead. im obsessed with them fr#oh and dont even get me started on Philippe. i feel like screaming fr. ‘be my father!’#‘Aramis was almost overcome as he listened to his voice. he fancied he detected in his own heart an emotion hitherto unknown.#but this impression was speedily removed’#'his father. yes. his holy father' THAT IS FUCKED UP! YOU ARE FUCKED UP!#anyway. cheers to whoever reads all this o7#the three musketeers
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