#funny idea

[dat-lil-shark]

Imagine complaining about being hungry and your transformer friend hands you an entire cooked sheep and you eat like this

[minnesota-fats]

Jazz and Jason getting married and Jason forgets to warn his family that most of Jazz’s guests are ghosts.

So the day of the wedding someone asks where all of Jazz’s guests were when they only saw half of the chairs filled.

Jazz: Jason did you-? You didn’t did you?

Jason, cursing: damn it! I knew I forgot something!

Jason, turning to the bat fam: All of Jazz’s guests, Their all dead.

Bruce: oh, Im so sorry to hear that-

Jazz: Not all of them!

Jason: What?

Jazz: Spike is alive

Jason: Really?!

Jazz: Yeah, we went to high school together, he’s just goth. There is also my baby brother and sister and their friends, they are technically still alive.

Tim: what do you mean by technically?

Ghost portal rips open at the other side of the venue with Danny rushing out.

Danny, in full ghost king regalia: Hey big sis, sorry we’re late! The GIW got a little too bold and had to step in!

And eventually Jazz’s side of the venue was now full with all sorts of guests, varying in size, shape, and color.

Jazz, turning to Bruce: he meant ghost, by the way. She mumbles before walking over to go hug her baby brother and sister, as well as her sudo siblings Sam and Tucker.

[jyoungbloodvo]

Dumb thought I had, but Poppy Playtime AU where all the toys actually managed to escape the factory after the Hour of Joy and are now treated like cryptids? Like, in some part of the US there's an urban legend about a giant grinning cat haunting the woods that puts you to sleep...forever, or sightings of a stretchy, pink lady that dwells in caves. IDK, sounded fun ^^

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[nuggziwugsi]

I want to make a master shake account like almost like a roleplay thing in a way where it will be strictly asks and pictures drawings cause I can 😈😈😈😈

IT WILL BE 18+ SO NO MINORS PLEASE

[kairukitsuneo]

There is an imposter Among Us

[thegermanwriter]

I need some help. I wanna spread a bit crazyness in this world.

I had the idea to stick some funny stickers onto my phone and put a whole bunch of others into my purse, so that, when someone asks me what the hell is up with my phone, I can just pull out my phone and hand them some sticker.

Do yall have any good and funny stickers I can hand out randomly?

[thatoneguyfrom-redacted]

Let’s start fuckin with conspiracy theorists. ‘The birds are drones spying on us’, wait, you’re one of those creeps who believes in technology?? ‘The moon landing is fake we never went to space’ what are you talking about?? Flight isn’t real you know planes are fake right?????

[greycricle]

So this is a very strange though I just had but what if Alistair was terrified of vacuum cleaners, like during another night of roaming the Mansion he suddenly hears something he never heard before that stops him in his tracks the sound gets closer and closer and then he sees it rolling from around the hallway corner. A strange machine with a bight light making that awful noise as it devoured anything on the ground and it was coming his way and fast which made him turn for it just getting a few feet away when the thing got a hold of his cape where he started yelling and hitting at it with his cane till he got free and fled. Now whenever a vacuum is brought into the house Crump orders his minions to destroy it.

[gooberdargon]

Rewatched the Mimic episode of Vita Carnis and the fact they use clothing to disguise themselves is so funny to me

You walkin' through a park and boom, just a whole ass mimic chilling on a bench, observing its target(not you) and to not blow its cover it just waves

[puellascribere]

Chibi Senna dressed like Sonic, Just a funny Idea

[intergalacticmuffinman]

I want a show based off of James And The Giant Peach that’s about all the bugs trying to raise James inside their little peach pit house after their grand adventure

Mr. Grasshopper home schools James, and they go to museums and poetry reading and musical preformances with Miss Spider who both encourage him to make his own

Miss Ladybug takes him on walks through Central Park and they garden together with Mr. Worm, cause no one knows dirt better than him

I imagine Mr. Centipede acts as more of a fun uncle than anything- he’s the one who takes James to places a kid probably shouldn’t go but is responsible enough to know when to dip, and he definitely takes James to his first baseball game at Yankee Stadium

And I imagine James just sits and relaxes with the Glow Worm, maybe talks to her about stuff that troubles him, and even if she can’t hear very well he continuously claims she’s the best listener in the house

[evenceflux18]

Imagine Sergei and Gardenia found their dad's old magazines picture

@artwritebeast their kids are gonna be like *dread* until they noticed that it was their Dad if it wasn't for the signature and name plastered on the magazine���

And I get the feeling that Coraline would the one to hide all those magazines in which Wybie didn't even know that she did😂😂

[joicthestoic]

Magic Idea for your next TTRPG game

The magic isn't based on the weave or some sort of mana or anything, but functions purely on the concept of "The GM's capability of dealing with your bullshit today"

Magic only functions because you have the energy to deal with magical shenanigans. So one session is super high magic with wacky items and all sorts of fun stuff, while the very next session suddenly all magic is gone, and you have to rely only on swords and armor to protect you from the world's evils because the GM did not have the energy with someone pulling some magic bullshit and ruining all their plans for that day.

[doodles-with-noodles]

Ik it sounds weird but this past week I‘ve been obsessed with space, the ISS and astronauts and I‘ve learned a lot abt it…

Lockwood & co. AU but they’re all (a little older) silly nerd scientist astronauts… in space… on the ISS… spinning and doing shit and experiments and research…

[jayswing103-blog]

Drunk Homura

Considering how long she was in the time loop it wouldn't surprise me if Homura tried out different things just for the hell of it, like alcohol. Imagine if one timeline Homura just decided to try drinking and then she suddenly shows up to the group super drunk because she had a hard time judging her tolerance and just picked up Kyubey by the scruff and shook him while ranting about how big a piece of shit he is. Just imagining Homura going into a drunken rampage makes me laugh.

[onyxtheenigma]

I need someone to make a video game set in a public bathroom, where you fight armies of different wet floor signs

And the final boss is a giant one of these: