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Edwin: So this is it right?
Charles: Yes we are no longer just friends, we're boyfriends now.
Niko *waking up in her room with a gasp*: it's finally happened!
#dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#niko has a sixth sense for this sort of things#she is the biggest payneland shipper#shes currently dancing in her room#charles rowland#edwin paine#edwin payne#payneland#paineland#painland#why tf is it called painland tho#oh thats right netflix cancelled the show#and now we're in pain-land#ha ha ha ha#im so funny#send help im slowly going insane#incorrect dead boy detectives#incorrect dead boy detectives quotes
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netflix is so stupid
and im not saying this because "oh no they're doing something i dont like" but because they are genuinely making bad choices
wdym they are taking the karate kid off????? why would they do that?
they are also taking 8 mile, the wolf of wall street, and saving private ryan off
those are literally every adult man's favorite movies
strategically thats a stupid move
like im trying to help netflix out here
they are being so stupid and taking off movies and shows that people would cancel their subscription over
they are also taking off anchorman, casper, gladiator, all the jaws movies, kung fu panda, all the mission impossible movies, AND scarface!
like how is that a smart decision
why would you take kung fu panda off right when a new movie is about to drop
also didn't they JUST put casper ON? it was on there for like three days before it got the leaving soon label
netflix has made a lot of dumb decisions in the past too. they took bbc sherlock and the vampire diaries off, if they ever take supernatural off thats SO many people that are gone
#netflix#karate kid#8 mile#wolf of wall street#leonardo dicaprio#margot robbie#saving private ryan#anchorman#casper#gladiator#jaws#kung fu panda#mission impossible#scarface#bbc sherlock#the vampire diaries#supernatural#spn
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*S2 Spoilers*
Comforting to find that other people didnt think this season delivered because i finished it yesterday and was in tears at how bad it was?? I read the books after s1 came out and whilst i had my own gripes with those, overall i enjoyed, soc & ck especially. To my memory, s1 and book 1 were basically the same, with a few changes and i thought they did a good job of adapting it. But s2 was a mess. Dont get me wrong, on a baseline it was great- visually stunning, every single actor ate, Freddy Carter outshone imo it was his moment. Watching it as a fantasy tv show i had a great time, as a book fan i did not. The first half i enjoyed more, although at the back of my mind was “thats not how it happens” “thats not right” but these thoughts were hard to ignore esp in the last 2 eps. A lot of decisions were made that i think they’re going to have difficulty explaining later on- genya and david (absolutely devastated about him), Inej’s freedom before soc, and a lot of v poignant scenes in the books wont make sense anymore e.g. the dock fight in soc when kaz carries inej and other scenes have lost their significance.
One of my fave scenes in R&R is when the DL shows Alina the burning orphanage with Ana Kuya and Botkin really put everything into perspective about how bad his character is and the lengths that he’ll go to, delivering one of the best lines. But nothing in the show. That being said i am still a basic bitch who simply wants the content in her eyes so Wesper yes Kanej yes G&D amazing Tolya and Tamar can do no wrong so i was still freaking out but it felt sour afterwards. Nikolai/Sturmhond i liked, i was initially unsure about Paddy but he pulls it off well. Shame they couldnt have made him look different for the two characters but oh well.
The final battle in the fold was not at all like in R&R, my fave out of the 3, and reading it i was sobbing but with this i didnt really feel anything except annoyed. There’s so many things i can point out that have annoyed me but this would be a 1000 words long.
Ultimately i understand why they have done this- no ones safety is guaranteed at netflix and i have been burned by their cancellations before. But in the same way that some dont want a SOC 3 book so all characters are technically safe- i think i wouldve rather had a 2 season show done right rather than whatever they’re going to pull to fix it, pending renewal. Speaking of which- idk what Calahan has done to wrong the writers but he mustve had 10 mins of screentime this whole season they did him so dirty. Ok im sorry you had to read all that but i was going to combust. Let me know ur thoughts tho
#shadow and bone#shadow and bone spoilers#shadow and bone season two spoilers#alina starkov#malyen oretsev#the darkling#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#nina zenik#matthias helvar#zoya nazyalensky#nikolai lantsov#six of crows#crooked kingdom
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Harley Quinn finale thoughts...
So just putting thoughts out there after seeing the whole series(or as much as I can with access from youtube. Broke/not gonna buy Max)
I'm not holding breath on the show. Because we are on an ongoing strike. And before someone goes "Oh this show is popular they wou-". Netflix literally cancels popular shows even with no strike. Whoever owns adultswim (Discovery?) literally cancelled Venture Bros and that was a POPULAR SHOW. (way better than Rick and Morty but whatever). And in addition there's a strike. Its my opinion its easier for a studio just to cancel a show then even ATTEMPT to try and settle.
Back to what I was talking about... sooo I guess this show is average? I mean its not the best but its not Velma either. I admit it tries a little too hard to be "woke" if that makes sense. I'm not saying being pc is bad its just if its not done right it can feel a bit on the nose.
I dunno if the writers were rushed or if there were issues in making this season. But sometimes this season (or the series in general) there's... problems with the show. This season itself felt a bit... rushed. But again we're in the middle of a strike that could have literally been an issue and it could have been showing. I say could have been.
I don't have saberspark motivation/or resources to say for sure. Uhh... the whole Harley struggling being a hero/villain thing wasn't bad... just felt how to say. I dunno if rushed is the word. Maybe some parts were and some felt it didn't translate well.
I think the biggest issue is again how the heroes are written. Yes I know satire/adult comedy /comedy/blahblahblah. But for the most part any OTHER variation of heroes from A to B would have been smarter/and more willing to help. Now I could literally let this go if they actually just said "Oh so-so is stopping a bad guy". I can even let go how Batgirl and Damian are not always aware of things because if I'm doing this right, Batgirl is technically a newbie and Robin's a kid. Sooo letting that go.
But Nightwing's suppose to represent a "season" hero or whatever. When Harley was clearly struggling both internally and sleepwalking wise, Nightwing himself should have noticed. I mean writing wise he made a big fuss over losing his airdryer/wanting a security camera. The moment Harley broke it he should have confronted her and that whole stuff could have been solved or at least dealt with.
So unless Harley/sleepwalking wise deleted the footage, that doesn't make sense.
Their finale, literally had Bruce/Batman decide to go back to work(as Batman I mean). He just literally bribed a judge thats it. I'm thinking "Dude you could have done that THIS WHOLE TIME". What was the point of that? I mean the whole point of them putting Harley as a hero was because Bruce was going through "problems" and it made it seem he couldn't avoid jail.
I mean bigger picture wise. Bruce did NOTHING to make sure his son was safe. He didn't even react apparently to Batgirl being shot or Nightwing being killed. If it had been this easy this whole time, that means technically all this stuff could have been avoided had he gotten off his ass. (sorry to cuss)
Even Alfred himself was a wasted character. But again points out another issue how the heroes are written. Alfred literally threw himself in jail, Nightwing/Batgirl didn't stop him/or attempt to get help. Now... again any other variation these characters would have climbed heaven and hell to protect Alfred. Superman saw him and didn't attempt to ask what happened. Bruce literally walks out of jail and did NOTHING to figure out what was going on. But then again no other DC hero attempted to figure out the whole Bruce/Batman in jail thing either.
I don't mind the heroes being flawed. But they go from flawed to just being plain stupid. I just I dunno, writing wise or show wise. Either give the heroes a better range of common sense or don't feature them at all. Would rather have them being offset with the whole "Oh fighting another bad guy" excuse. Seriously though if this show is given another season please writers/or whoever do a little better at writing or feature heroes.
Uh any other notes.. soo are they done with Clayface? I figured they're booting him because I assume timing wise his actor has other jobs. I don't mind just curious. Uhh.. King Shark was okay. I guess?
The whole dad arc also felt like an excuse to explain absence. Though I question his paternity because it was said he had an "open marriage" and in most of those clips. That wife character showed little to NO actual interest in being sexual... so part of me questions if they're even his.
Enjoyed the Bud and Lou cameos. Very cute, even more so that they apparently love Harley so much, that they're still loyal even when she let them live in a zoo.
I guess enjoyed Talia a bit. A bit feel they could have done more with her. Again series missed some opportunities. I dunno I would have liked to seen some interaction with her and Bruce. Didn't have to be a whole love triangle crap. I dunno actual do a welfare check on him or call him on his crap. Ask why he's hiding behind his prison sentence. I dunno SOMETHING.
Other than the show make a "business mom who's a bit out of touch with her child". A BIT surprised she turned on Ivy so fast. But I guess thats to go with "Oh even so called feminists turn traitor" or whatever I dunno.
I do give a point on the writers keeping Steppenwolf as an actual alley for them. (or Ivy at least)
Literally sick of Joker. If the show is given another season, seriously remove/or kill off Joker. He just doesn't bring much to the show. I think I have a problem with him due to the many, many years of fans saying that Joker was abusive to Harley. So even if its an adult comedy... felt I dunno hypocritical of a show who's constantly trying to be PC, to give Harley's abuser a supposedly happy ending with a wife/and stepkids.
For that matter that his girlfriend switched to evil so fast. There's no conflict, no real reason for it. I mean from all accounts the girlfriend was considered "normal/good person". She could be a bit aggressive but I shrug it off as a "she lives in the city had to be tough to survive it". So I find it unsettling that just lets everything go to have Joker in her life and lets him influence her children to embrace murder.
This series isn't Venture Bros. So Joker is no Red Death to me. I mean the finale he hid behind his girlfriend and was willing to let her kids fight/maybe even get hurt to keep his skin alive. Red Death would literally die before he let his wife or daughter fight another foe/or hero. I'd rather have him be the psychotic villain who got jealous that Harley almost stole his arch nemesis.
Anything else... I dunno maybe let Jim Gordon get development. I would say confront the elephant in the room. But its obvious if the show were given another season. Yeah Harley's gonna be confronted about her sleepwalking/murdering Nightwing.
They ripped off Jason Todd's arc for it. Sooo no avoiding it. I do question... does that mean Damian's going to be evil? Or also anti-hero. This show didn't really focus on him. And little is really know about that version of him/and Bruce's relationship.
I mean storywise Damian had almost no real parental figure so... I mean it would make sense he'd follow the one parental figure's lead.
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are you worried about whether netflix' promo tactics for tua vs st4 ??? ppl have been saying that tua is gonna be cancelled after season 3 and i really hope thats not the case. any thoughts??
Here's the thing. Umbrella Academy is one of their most popular shows, but Stranger Things is the most popular show. It's from an era of netflix gone by, where Netflix was the platform with all the new and unique shows. And now Netflix is struggling, so of course they're gonna be promoting ST a lot, it's gonna be a big focus.
And I think TUA got caught in the crossfire, unfortunately.
It absolutely sucks because this is supposed to be their biggest season yet but the promotions feel like peanuts compared to last season. The promotions are actually a pretty normal amount, but we got so much during season two. But TUA s2 was the biggest thing coming out that summer, so they were putting more into like they are eith Stranger Things. And, unlike tua s3, the promos weren't being photographed/filmed during a spike in the pandemic.
I think it's either thinking "oh it'll be fine on it's own" or "oh it'll get people from Stranger Things"
Logically, it wouldn't really make sense for them to pit their own shows, on the same platform, against each other beyond a sorta light hearted way.
All this said, I don't think this will cancel TUA or that Netflix is trying to cancel the show because of TUA, they'll cancel it because Netlfix is struggling. I imagine right now they're waiting to renew just to see the numbers first, which are gonna be fine no matter what. TUA has always had a lot of viewers, getting huge numbers since s1 and then breaking recordings during s2. And if somehow they werent able to get big numebrs again, people are renewing subscriptions for ST, waiting for part 2, they'll likely check out TUA since it's has a new season. And if TUA was ever cancelled? They'll get picked up again, literally no doubt about it. TUA isn't just a Netflix property, Dark Horse and Universal will probably move it to another streaming services, as it's a hit show for them too and I don't think they'll want to lose those millions of viewers.
Honestly thinking about it, cancelling TUA would be detrimental to Netflix. TUA is less expensive than ST yet it's raking in atleast 40 million viewers. If they're cancelling TUA, one of their biggest hits, then Netflix is dead dead.
I don't know. It's all sort of ridiculous and I'm trying not to worry since there isnt tech icslly anything to worry about. I feel like people on this fandom tend to jump the gun on stuff like this. It's nice that people care about that show so deeply, but this isn't the first time people have started worrying when there really isnt anything official to worry about. Again, it has a tons and tons of viewers, ST will more likely help than hurt. And if you're really worried? Keep watching season 3. Have the show on in the background while you do work. That'll atleast help the Neilson numbers. And also remember that no news is good news.
This is supposed to be an exciting time, not a scary one. This isnt the end of TUA, its another beginning. Don't be so worried about the ending that you forget to experience the joy of a new beginning and another season
#apocalypse-asks#anonymous#disclaimer because people have yelled at me about this: if worrying is how you enjoy fandom then fine feel free to do it#i dont see how that is enjoyable but you canbdo what you want
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hot take (or tea) of the day from me:
Both apple and raven want what they want and would do mostly anything to get it (mostly apple, but i’ll explain raven later).
Apple White is ambitious, maybe not always, but definitely with the things she wants. She wants people to be safe, yes, but she also wants to be safe as well. Of course, Apple wants everyone to be safe, that’s why she is destined to be a great Queen for her future kingdom. But do you know why she’s so stuck on her destiny?
If you read The Storybook of Legends by Shannon Hale, we discover that when Apple was young, she fell into a well, and was stuck there for a long time (not super long, probably a few hours, I’m writing this from memory). That scarred her, and as a result, convinced her to think that her destiny is the only thing that can keep her safe (we also know that she was groomed to be a prim and proper destiny-following-princess since she was born, so all her life she’s been convinced her destiny is the only way to live). Same with following the rules. If you follow the rules, you’re bound to stay out of trouble and safe and sound, right? And as we’ve seen, Apple will do anything to stay safe. She was instructed to pretty much manipulate Raven into following her destiny, and even tried to follow through with it (she also joined Raven on her journey to find clues about the sisters that disappeared after legacy day when refusing to follow their destinies. all throughout that journey, Apple is also trying to convince Raven her story is the one she needs to follow). She is constantly questioning Raven, trying to find a fault in her thinking (these are the only examples i can think of right now, but if you have any more, feel free to mention some). And we get to Dragon Games. Apple meets the Evil Queen, who manipulates Apple into breaking her out of the mirror (you can find a clip of it on youtube, or netflix):
Evil Queen: “Oh I’m sorry, I thought maybe you were like your mother. When her time came, your mother embraced her fairytale destiny. She did whatever it took.”
Apple: “I am not afraid. I will do whatever it takes. And I am like my mother, and my destiny is mine!”
Just noting how she reacted to what the evil queen said. she could have brushed it off, or have said, “i may be like my mother, but i don’t want you to be an option to help me achieve my destiny”. but Apple reacted so...so angrily. She just burst into aggression and threw the Apple at the mirror.
We also see that Snow White tries manipulating Apple into forcing others to follow her destiny. (“Perhaps there is some way you could nudge Raven towards evil?...remember, she’s still her mother’s daughter!”) I have a feeling Snow’s been doing this ever since Apple could comprehend words. Apple definitely seems like she would’ve been that annoying kid on the playground that would’ve been like “You need to follow your destiny or else I’m telling the teacher!”
Anyways, Apple has definitely had some hard times, (which don’t justify her actions, but could have led her to realize that she needs to change. not just for the heck of it, but to become a better person; to become a better queen. also jesus, if EAH wasn’t cancelled she would’ve had an amazing character arc i just know it—) but anyway. She’s had some traumatic moments in her past, and we’ve only seen a glimpse of how Snow White raised her, there’s definitely some stiff linings in that relationship. It seems more like a business relationship than a loving Mother-Daughter one.
Which leads me to Raven Queen. If you read the books, you’ll also know that throughout Raven’s life, she’s always questioned destiny, and instead has used the word “choice” in her vocabulary. Her mother has seemed to be absent most of the time, whether because she was in “evil meetings”, doing Queen duty, or being trapped in her mirror. I don’t think that has impacted Raven’s opinion on destiny, the only way it’s impacted her it’s probably the absence of love from a mother. Raven doesn’t like her destiny because she knows she has it in her that she couldn’t go through with evil-doing. We know that too (especially in WTW, when Apple tells her “This isn’t you, you’re about choosing your destiny, and breaking binds and whatever” and Raven goes back to normal).
Anyways, back to Raven possibly being a Slytherin.
She’s also demonstrated that she’s ambitious, I mean, she entered a talent show wanting to perform a (quote on quote from Headmaster Grimm) “non-evil” song, and stuck with it until Sparrow got to her. She’s always letting people know they have a choice (maybe sometimes a little forcefully, but it’s not as bad as Apple). She even went on a journey (in the Storybook of Legends by Shannon Hale), sneaking out of the school, breaking multiple rules, to prove that you don’t “poof” when you refuse to follow your prewritten story. She’s quick to correct people on the fact that she won’t be following her destiny; but Legacy Day is a bigger example of her ambition. She knew about the legends and rumors of your demise when refusing to follow in the footsteps of your parents, yet took that chance anyways, putting many peoples lives into harms way (granted, it never happened, but they didn’t know whether they’d poof or not). That’s hardcore though. Imagine making a choice about your life, that could have people’s lives be ruined, or worse, dispelled (haha get it? dis-spelled?), and you take the route of putting people in harm’s or deaths way. Thats incredibly selfish, but also quite heroic. (there’s so many discussions to be held about the ethics of EAH, i’m so mad the fandom isn’t bigger because we could have so many videos and essays about this wonderful story) Raven took a stand, feeling ambitious enough to say “No” to a predetermined life. Round of applause for her.
I’ve realized that i’ve probably written more about Apple (because she is one of my favorites), and I didn’t have a lot of evidence for Raven, just feelings and opinions. But anyway, this was mostly for fun and to procrastinate on schoolwork lmao.
Keep in mind this was just a fun silly thing to do, to start a friendly and respectful discussion. I don’t want any people saying how Apple is a horrible person and how she’d be say “all lives matter” and be a white supremacist. She wouldn’t. Her destiny is to be there for others, and to be the kindest and fairest in the land.
So maybe Raven would be a Gryffindor instead. Apple could easily be a Gryffindor as well, heck, I see both Raven and Apple being in any of the houses in Hogwarts (it would make sense for Raven to be a RAVENclaw hahahah—ok ill stop). They both have demonstrated key traits for each houses.
So what do you guys think? Would Raven and Apple be Slytherins? Do you have a different house you think they’d suit more?
I honestly think that if EAH and Hogwarts had a crossover, Apple would definitely convince Headmaster Grimm and the Sorting Hat to place Raven in the same house as her (because you know, she wants Raven to follow her destiny). I also think it’d be a funny bit.
#ever after high#apple white#eah#raven queen#darling charming#monster high#daring charming#dexter charming#madeline hatter#ever after high essay#ever after high memes
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actually omg let me ramble more abt it all you've got me chatty now girlies....
like okay first of all omg for the record. its like- im typinf all this out and i pausing a bit. bc its like. sighhh OMG im re-reading stuff i write, and its like1? you know, some ppl take stuff soooo literally when it comes to like. ppl online talking abt their shows. like they take it with all such bad faith, immediately-
and so its like. sigh. i am putting a lot of disclaimers around the whole caitlyn being a rich cop thing bc, and all the other little comments im abt to make.... bc like literally!! sometimes (AND THIS HASNT HAPPENED YET, SO ITS LIKE SOIEGJSIGDSD) -_- you know when ppl get soo mad at u for even bringing sth like that UP abt their little tv shows? and its like oh christmas, help. like babygirl, im not trying to cancel it, like you keep saying- im just trying to talk more specifically abt these aspect and the bits of it i dont like / dont appeal to me o_o . and some genuine criticisms im having. bc i do still like the show well enough- its quite nice actstually :3 -but i just have some parts i wanna prod at. and which i mean ok im the sillygoose making up ppl now in my head, abt ppl who make up things but- you know what i mean my love </3
anyway in truth i AM still being realistic here like. its like- i wouldnt expect a netflix LOL show to be truly that conscious of, like, caitlyn. like cmon- no way.... and in general, theres a lot of stuff in the show that does have that sort of milk toast feeling about it, yeah? playing it safe; keeping it all marketable. make some stuff a bit more surface level without going too deep and make sure you depict things certain ways and etc.... like i didnt expect that much from it. and so im not horribly caught off guard. but nor am i, like, pleasantly surprised by its like progressiveness- think i stand by what i said, in the beginning, you know?
like. i feel like its growing on me. and i like the show, i do! i like the characters and i like the story and i like whats happening. but i do feel like... eh. theres a bit of it thats not entirely engaged for me, and thats fine. :3 it can just be a fun little ride and not everything has to be a banger. bc i rlly dont think this is. its- again its like i said in the beginning which i said already but sigpjsdhjs. not a lot of this is... THAT original, you know? which- im not saying sth has to be ORIGINAL to be good but its like... ehhh idk. idk how to say it best. i feel like its a lot of expected sort of worldbuilding from things ive seen before and dynamics to expect and whatnot and its all executed quite nicely but theres no.... i guess its just lacking a personal depth, if that makes sense? which i mention bc i feel like thats the sort of thing this story really needs to make it its own- because it IS a story about a corrupt world, but like what i said with it being so sanitised but also it being fast (a comment below on the pacing) and you know.. you know. its okay. :3 is wht im saying. :3 but its not spectacular. and
i think a bit of stuff .. hm. idk how to say it. im not sure on the pacing! bc i feel like its deffo going fast enough tht im not getting bored and idk it feels like its somehow. both at the right speed but also like... idk. it feels like we're missing so much stuff, still. i kinda wish they'd... take a bit more time? like squints. its so odd how theres such a major timeskip like that in such a short show which has so many little guys and its like eh idk. they do do the legwork to properly establish stuff but nonetheless. part of me wishes they'd have explored more stuff in the interim- bc its like O_O its like: i do feel how long the sisters have been apart, but also do i? idk bestie. not sure how to feel. part of me even feels, like... sigh idk. i feel like it might have been a better pacing decision to, like, have started the show right after the big time skip and give exposition abt the stuff pre skip through flashbacks bc its just an odd length of time i guess... an odd focus choice. if we'd been grounded in this timeframe for the whole show and really got to establish this status quo best... eh. idk. bc its like- sometimes some guys die too quick, or stuff is shaken up so fast its like. girl i never even got the chance to settle iwht what the normal was before so this really doesnt impact as much as it should, you know?
hmmm what else do ihave to say... hm. idk. not much i dont fink. tahts it for now. the music has been getting a little better and i stand by what i said vis a vis the art- its nice, yknow? the designs are all qutie nice. its deffo... its DEFFO, like, you know. i can tell this was from a video game. LOL. but thats okay doaky<3
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Major Leaf anon here: Omg i didnt think so many people would like Major Leaf! And writing fics with him!😭 (I am going on vacation so take good care of him while i am gone 🐢) (his name was inspiried by Major Grom btw, a russian comic book movie on netflix that i really liked)
To the council meetings: that would be so badass, James a the top of the table, on his right Major Leaf, on his left Captain Banana. No one would dare to argue with them (you can change the name if you like, i was thinking of a yellow python thats why and Qrow would 100% choose a silly name).
(Also i did ship ironqrow like from the get go in volume 3. Just when Qrow didnt tell James the truth or didnt talked with Ruby about trusting James, really pissed me off. In an au they work really well and i like seeing it so no worry!)(i even know the fic with the gardens you wrote about i read that too!)
Anon you have my word I will take the bestest care of him ever! He will be pampered endlessly by Penny and James until you get back! Where are you going if you don’t mind me asking? I’m not surprised people love him he’s a good turtle kind and compassionate. And we all know James could use all the love he can get. I didn’t know that that’s cool!!
Yess and of course Qrow and Penny are close by as their spokesperson’s. James has never enjoyed council meetings so much. Before he dreaded them but now he actually looks forward to them and the chaos am that breaks out. If Qrow isn’t in Atlas or can’t get to Atlas in time James asks Winter to step in, in Qrows place and she is not sure how she feels about this. Penny is very excited and loves having Winter in the meetings as well. She quickly realizes it’s just Penny and Qrow basically pulling stuff out of their asses just to mess with the council. Suddenly Winter is enjoying this a little too much and tries to do things that will specifically annoy Jacques and he can’t go after winter because technically it’s Captain Banana not Winter doing this. (I couldn’t come up with a name but I love it Qrow would 100% name him when hungry and come up with that name).
(That is 100000000% valid I know I was annoyed when they didn’t talk to each other again. It’s why I basically only live in AU’s now where Qrow actually trusts James and talks to and supports him. But who am I kidding I’ve been ignoring a lot of canon for awhile now like Volume 8? Whose she? The ending of Volume 7? Nah show got canceled suddenly after the gravity fight. Qrow doesn’t talk to James in the show? Nah that happened off screen XD. Oh good I’m glad I’m not crazy and didn’t just hallucinate that XD that fic was so cute though oh my gosh!!!! Also if you’re the anon that asked about IronWitch it’s just never really been on my radar so I just don’t have many thoughts about it. I totally see them as like best buddies lolz)
#james ironwood#pro james ironwood#ironwood protection squad#pro ironwood#general ironwood#dadmiral ironwood#general dadmiral#qrow branwen#ironqrow#penny polendina#winter schnee#major leaf#captain banana#councilmen Au
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season 6 thoughts
hey quick question why the FUCK did you start with that
like on the one hand i’m glad that now i know what happened right after the end of “that’s too much man!”. on the other hand… ow
the mountain bojack climbs is called “metaphor mountain” God bless Lisa Hanawalt
i LOVE the way the episodes are framed… like you get one flashback to bojack drinking and you think that was the first time then it’s like NOPE he was even younger
CINDY CRAWFISH AKSHDJDSF
AND BABY BOJACK SNUGGLING UP TO HIS MOTHER… TRYING TO FEEL AN EMBRACE SHE WOULD NEVER GIVE… CATCH ME CRYING IN THE CLUB
WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS NEW INTRO
AND THE WAY IT HAS ALL THOSE FLASHBACK SCENES BUT IT STILL ENDS WITH HIM FALLING INTO THE POOL AND DIANE AND PEANUTBUTTER CHECKING TO SEE IF HES OK AND THEN HES JSUT LOUNGING IN HIS APPLE SHORTS;;; it’s just,, he’s going back home in the end, going back to the place where he started, as if everything will go back to the way it was before and he’ll find himself stuck in the same cycles he tried so hard to escape… all im saying is, i dont think this season is gonna end well
and how it dwells on his past, everything he did wrong, all the most heartwrenching moments, and there aren’t any changes to the intro (as far as i could tell) until episode 8… nothing changes if all you do is look back.
I am LOVING the Mr. Peanutbutter we’re getting this season. I was never really attached to him before; it’s not that I hated him, just that I liked all the other main characters better. and now that they’ve had him do something really bad and reckon with that,, he’s plumbing new depths, exploring those dark places, questioning if he’s truly as happy as he says he is
and bonding with bojack??? who would have guessed
bojack keeps giving advice that is, at best, the kind he doesn’t follow himself, and at worst, bringing others down into the well of self-pity that he’s been stuck in the whole series
Someone give Princess Carolyn a break…
SHE NAMED HER DAUGHTER RUTHIE IM CRYING
Guy seems like a cool guy but I feel like they’re setting him up to seem nice so that it’s more surprising when it’s revealed he’s not. I’m probably being too suspicious, but also we don’t know much of the details about his divorce, do we? Lakeith Stanfield's great tho
EPISODE 4 WAS COMEDY GOLD
The return of Queefburglar69
I WANNA WRAP PICKLES UP IN A BLANKET LIKE A BURRITO AND TELL HER EVERYTHINGS OKAY
Oh man Pickles talking about how her subscribers will always be there for her… like… it’s not one person, it’s a cloud of people, the contents and shape of which changes, might even be completely different and unrecognizable from one year to the next, but they’re all still there as this nebulous support system. and it reminded me of what bojack said to young sarah lynn about how her fans are the only things she can count on
Todd is babey.
Also him wearing the ace colors under his hoodie!!
I knew Diane’s rationale for going to chicago was bullshit. she said it makes her feel good, but “it doesn’t matter where you are, it’s who you are,” and she still dwells on her bad feelings and hates herself just as much in chicago as she did in LA. moving somewhere else isn’t necessarily gonna change those tendencies, she has to work on it herself.
OH MAN AND WHEN BOJACK GETS DR CHAMP DRUNK AGAIN… THROWING THE BOTTLE OUT THE WINDOW WAS A WAY TO AVOID RUINING ANOTHER LIFE AND HE ENDS UP DOING THE EXACT THING HE HOPED HE WOULD NEVER DO AGAIN
was honestly kinda hoping that Dr Champ was just pretending he got drunk to show how bad bojack could get if he relapsed but at the end when he was like “stay…” that’s how i knew that shit was real.
todd is so fucking stupid i love him
ngl am kinda disappointed that todd’s confirmed white, cause i’ve kinda been picturing him as latino for a long time and i know rbw said he doesn’t want to alienate latino viewers who relate to todd. but it makes a lot of sense, cause he always gets away with stupid shit and gets to the top of things without even having to try just because he knows a guy. and maybe the reason he’s so positive all the time is because it’s so easy for him to be, he never has to worry about shit bc of the privilege his whiteness affords him. also I love that we got to learn more about his backstory
THE CONTRAST BTWN “all the shitty things I did that I can barely even remember because I was high or drunk or it was thirty years ago” and “I remember everything. I’m sober now.” !!!!!!!!!!!!!
sharona sounds like a cross btwn princess carolyn and margo martindale
I have… mixed feelings about the haircut
Oh man Mr. Peanutbutter had a moment… he finally got that crossover episode… I was kinda hoping for a joke that went “Mr. Peanutbutter and BoJack Horseman in the same room? What is this, Philbert?” or “What is this, a short-lived show on a streaming network that got canceled because the star got addicted to painkillers and strangled his costar in a drugged haze?” but this is SO MUCH BETTER. I've never seen him cry before and the way he reacts to himself crying suggests that maybe he’s never cried before at all, and that’s why he just keeps laughing, almost like it’s forced, cause this is supposed to be his happiest moment and it’s not supposed to make him so sad. fucking,, character development
and the cold open of ep 8… you can forgive yourself and move on from your past wrongs but it doesn’t erase the things you did, the effects they have on people, and the trauma they’ve suffered. and then like, how can you forgive yourself if they never forgive you? how do you maintain that balance? why should you move forward if they can’t?
its weird to have an episode consisting entirely of guest stars but it also illustrates the extensive world they’ve built and i applaud that… also where the fuck is ana spanakopita
GINA RETURNS!!! HELL YEAH
her quote about not wanting to be defined by what bojack did to her has always stuck with me, and i feel like now, that quote has sort of come true. like, her saying that made us avoid reducing her to what happened to her, and thats why i wanted to see her come back this season, hopefully moving past it. but she can’t. it traumatized her. and everyone can see the effects of it but she feels like she can’t come forward, cause if she does she’ll be punished. shit like that changes you.
and it’s another instance on the show where someone chooses to advance their career & preserve their reputation over doing the right thing (like what bojack does with herb & sharona), but bojack does it out of self-interest, and gina does it so she doesn’t have to relive her trauma every time she gets interviewed or recognized by a fan. but even when she keeps quiet about it she’s still reliving her trauma
noah fence but what a waste of the once-per-season fuck word. youre really gonna use it in an episode IN WHICH BOJACK DOES NOT EVEN APPEAR, and not only that, but RECYCLE AN OLD SENTENCE FROM A PREVIOUS EPISODE
netflix places no limits on a show’s use of the fuck word (i think), so… fingers crossed for something better in the second part?
OH MY GOD PETE REPEAT INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS PETER ITS ALMOST LIKE HES TRYING TO FORGET THAT TIME & THAT PERSON HE WAS (im probably reading into it too much, I’m sure it’s mostly so we wouldn’t figure out who it was immediately. maybe im just like the kid with the coffee cup.)
and just… ppl describe this show as “family guy or the simpsons except the protagonist faces consequences for his actions” but bojack has gotten away with everything.
you ever just like… you ever watch a scene and feel the cliffhanger vibes creeping up and you just know it’s gonna end there and leave you unsatisfied and begging for more but at the same time that’s what makes it such a good place to end it. that was me with this. (and also the ending of undone)
the thing about this show is, it illustrates what it’s like to be a toxic person. and sure, he has it hard, but the show never asserts that he has it any worse than his victims, even if bojack himself does so. and he only does it so he can feel better about himself. he deserves a reckoning, he needs to pay for his bad deeds. but then, when you know what made him this way and what goes on inside his mind and that he wants to get better, it makes you feel for him, and forces you to ask if he deserves to get better and forgive himself and move forward. but even if he does, it doesn’t change the things he did. it doesn’t fix the lives he’s ruined.
anyway sound off if you think bojack’s gonna die at the end. hopefully not by suicide
#long post#bojack horseman#diane nguyen#todd chavez#princess carolyn#mr. peanutbutter#pickles aplenty#pete repeat#bojack horseman season 6 spoilers#doctor champ#sarah lynn#gina cazador#horsin' around#mr. peanutbutter's house#netflix#raphael bob-waksberg#lisa hanawalt#phoebe talks#mine
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Hey are you from India ? 😁 Can you write heachan fluff type
hello and a big yes! thank you for requesting. i hope you enjoy this! Have a nice day.
“HYUCK! COME HERE!”
hyuck tsked at another shout calling for him. he literally lost count of the times you took his name by now. sighing heavily, he washed his hands in the kitchen sink and trudged for the room.
“what is it this time?” you answered his annoyed voice with a simple pout that you have been using since yesterday to get yourself everything that you wanted!
“T.V is boring!” you replied in a honey filled tone.
his eyes narrowed at your figure sitting on the bed with a remote and several chips bags accompanying you, “ T.V is boring. 4 hours ago, agatha christie was boring! , netflix is not interesting you, hugging is annoying , couch seat is too hard, guitar is blaring and blah blah ! nothing is left! is there anything that can entertain you?” he huffed at the end but you couldn’t blame him. he was at your beck and call from 2 days, even cancelling his important schedules to monitor you but the poor boy had his limits!
and of course you understood but you also had your limits!
“i wanna move!” you declared in a low voice taking haechan by surprise. his eyes immediately softened at your lowered head and defeated face.
his gaze slowly followed yours which was fixed at the big white plaster on the right leg, the very thing that was restricting your movements.
“we can’t do that baby! you can’t even stand right now let alone think about moving! it’s better if you find some new series to watch while i prepare dinner. i’ll join you soon!” he announced, but when he was about to turn around, you spoke again with irritation laced in your words.
“why did you refuse the wheelchair at hospital? atleast i could’ve gone out if it was here!”
“because you don’t need a wheelchair! i know it hurts but i am still here so i’ll take care of you! and the doctor refused not me!” though your heart was filled with warmness at his gestures, you still chose to roll your eyes at him.
“aaahhh! you are so weird hyuck . just get me something! i don’t wanna be here anymore! and no. no piggyback, my leg pains even more when you carry me to the bathroom!”
“i’m not a superman babes! see , i’ll carry you to the couch and you can watch me cooking. how does it sounds?”
“ why don’t you get me a wheelchair for few days! you can still take care of me while i’m running around on it. happily an-
“you want wheels right! wait here. i have an idea!” cutting you off mid sentence, he ran out of the room, leaving a confused you behind!
but he came back faster than he had left!
“tadaa!!now you can move and run around without eating my head.”
“woahh!” a wow of amazement left you as you beheld the object in front of you. it was hyuck’s office chair! with wheels !! the happiness had made you completely ignore hyuck’s snarky remark . good for him!
“why didn’t you think of it before!” another squeal left you as you made grabby hands at hyuck earning a chuckle from him.
“because the seat is stiff. you were shouting yesterday coz the couch was har-
“oh shut up now and pick me up! we can put a cushion on the seat!” he laughed at your excitement for such a tiny thing. but he was happy if he was able to keep the pain away from your face.
“where do you wanna go now your highness?” he bowed and asked once you were comfortable on the chair. “ bathroom? balcony? or wanna take a stroll in the corridor?”
“umm..how about a cooking show ft the lee donghyuck!”
“ohh!” he exclaimed gloomily , “ so you still wanna eat my head !”
“ughh, i’m gonna kill you hyuck!”
“go ahead! but then who would wheel you around hmm?”
you rolled your eyes again at his smug face, signalling him to push you.
and thats how the next few days were spent! wheeling and rolling around the house with a fractured leg and the love of your life.
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hi mariam!! 💕💖💓 are there any manga series or books you've read that you'd want to see adapted into an anime/animated series (or i suppose live action, but we all know animation is superior 😌)
hi jenna!! 💕💕💕 ohhh this is a fun question.
i actually rarely read manga, but lately i've been reading chainsaw man and act-age and they're both incredible. unfortunately act-age got canceled recently, so ... that's out of the works, but i would love to see chainsaw man adapted!! and i have a gut feeling that it is going to be, except i think it might be a netflix release only because of how graphic it is (like with devilman crybaby).
oooh for books, i would love it if the percy jackson series was animated 🌊⭐ i know everyone is hyped for the disney plus series but .... imma keep it real with you, i just can't help but feel anything but weary skepticism. not only am i flashing back to the atrocity that was the lightning thief movie, there are just too many fantastical/supernatural elements in that series for it to translate to live action in a way that isn't jarring or just looks stupid. but since animation is superior and there are no limits with what you can do with it, it wouldn't be a probpem at all and it could look super amazing. plus i feel like percy's personality just translates better to animation?? like he's such a chaotic goofy kid, the animation could really make use of a variety of different facial expressions and quirks to really make his personality shine.
and....okay this one would never happen, but my sister and i are always always talking about a disney adaptation for the song of achilles 😳 like, exactly in the style of hercules complete with songs and everything!! imagine a patroclus and achilles duet about the gentle wonder of first love 🥺 and then later a harrowing song about the horrors of war 😔 and the color palette could shift from bright and soft in the beginning to dark and muted as the story processes from idyllic childhood to the harsh reality of growing up. and all interwoven with the theme of forbidden romance 😔💕😔💕 i've always adored disney's animated movies and am so sad that they just don't do them anymore. there's such a charm and fluidity to their older works that 3D doesn't quite seem to capture ...
oh and!!! carry on by rainbow rowell 🌹🧛♂️✨ this series is so much fun!!!!! and it would be such an amazing animated series omg, in the vein of shows like she ra and owl house (haven't seen that one yet but want to!)...it's all about the yearning and the banter and the unlikely friendships and the magic and the tenderness 🥺💗 plus the writing and the dialogue would just translate to nicely to animation. wow i'm so excited just thinking about the potential even though it will never happen 😭
and finally.....six of crows 😳 i know it's already getting a netflix adaptation but....meh. idk man, when i think of the books i like, i never see the characters as actual people, i see them drawn, maybe because i'm just so used to fanart now. i think thats why it's always jarring seeing a live action cast for book characters. anyway, i don't see six of crows in the style of she ra, i see it in the style of something like castlevania. so like, anime style 😳 the world of ketterdam is dark, dirty and gritty and no one is ever up to any good there. plus the whole thing is about pulling off an impossible heist, mixed in with a whole bunch of scheming and sometimes violence. plus the little magic of that world would just look so much better in animation. plus, i saw some complaints when the cast was announced about how some choices didn't suit the characters....but in animation it's an easy fix, and you don't have the dilemma of having to choose between someone who is a skilled actor vs someone who fits the character's description more. i don't mean to rain on the parade of the live action series, i mean, maybe it will be good, who knows, but my expectations are just low right now 😔 and also, years of abysmally disappointing book-to-movie adaptations have just conditioned me into thinking it's going to suck hgfhfh i mean let's face it, most books do not get the hunger games/harry potter/fault in our stars treatment. i remember the hype for the darkest minds movie (i never read the books), and then when it came out, it did so poorly (16% on rotten tomatoes....) hmm....if only animation was considered as an option 🤔
#answered#thank you jenna!! 😊😊💖💖#this was so much fun#i was going to say raven cycle too but then i realized that the quality of the writing just wouldn't really translate well to an adaptation#the writing is so immersive and so specific to the medium of print that all the magic would be lost in the attempt to put it on the screen#sigh#in the meantime i'm just going to fantasize about a disney animated movie for the song of achilles 😭💕🕊🌊#idk why animation isn't considered a possible medium whenever they decide to adapt a book 😔 it's simply the best medium
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quarantine tag game
i was tagged by the sweetie @oreostars!!! alright let’s just jump into this
are you staying home from school/work? yep! i came home a little over two weeks ago from college! if anyone had seen my stress/rant posts, then y’all would know it was not fun nor easy packing up my dorm room by myself lol.
if you’re staying home, who is there with you? my momma, step-dad, older brother, and my baby boy ( aka my dog ). the gang’s all here in one house.
are you a homebody? yes and no. im naturally an extrovert, but i do l o v e having downtime, especially at night. im also a people person ( which is funny bc i also have social anxiety ) so im not vibing with this situation at all. like i cant even hang out with my besties and i miss them a lot 🥺
an event that you were looking forward that got canceled? my 19th bday is basically cancelled which sucks major ass bc i was gonna have plans with my best friend at college. andddd we were gonna see bw together but even that’s not happening so big big big sad. thankfully, i got to go on vacation with my family right before everything got super out of hand so at least i had that.
what movies have you watched recently? uhhhh, a lot. let’s see um 1917 ( beautiful btw ), jumanji 2 ( saw it in theaters but i love it a lot ), room ( brie larson continues to slay ), triple frontier ( alright but hella intense ), frozen 2 ( again, saw it in theaters but my mom hadnt seen it so i watched it with her ), the hunger games, john mulaney netflix specials ( the only white comedian we stan ) and probably more but i cant remember off the top of my head. oh and ofc rewatching sw since i have no life.
what shows are you watching? ohhh god uh a lot. i’ve watched all of love is blind ( i love “reality” tv ) and im happy about the results. im currently catching up on queer eye and im almost done ( i love karamo so much i would d i e for that man ), lost ( so far its alright ), and revenge ( evc can kill me and i would thank her ). im rewatching spn ( older seasons they’re the best lets be real ), the witcher ( amazing ), altered carbon ( amazing ), tcw ( amazingggggg ), swr ( amazinggggggg ) and i think thats about it. im mainly watching revenge and the new episodes of tcw rn tho.
what music are you listening to? pretty much my playlists on spotify @ whittymores. besides that, i listen to whatever is popular nowadays or i suddenly have a disney moment and will not stop belting out the classic songs.
what are you reading? lol what????
what are you doing for self-care? tbh,,,,, nothing. and its kinda bad but ive lost all the ability to care tbh. but i did do online makeup shopping so i guess that’s self care in a way. oH AND I GOT ICE CREAM AND PIZZA BAGELS SO THAT COUNTS
tagging: @caroldnvers @mlmanakin @jedikencbi @moirei @emiliachrstine @iron-parkr @poe-tato-dameron @kenobi-jinn @freakingbradleys @fleetwoodmcs and honestly whoever wants to do this lol
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Oc bullshittery pt.7
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Bei: I trust flesh!
T.y: You think he knows what he's doing?
Bei: I'm not sure I'd go THAT far.
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Rico: [Finds a crumpled up piece of paper] Hey, what’s this?
Quinncie: Oh, that’s my to-do list!
Rico: Wow, you’re being so productive, good for you, I never thought that–
Rico: [reads what on the list]
Rico: This only has my name on it...
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T.y: What do you normally do when I’m gone?
Flesh: wait for you to come back...
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Peach: why is Quinncie crying?
Elliott: He's drunk and saw a picture of Rico's boyfriend
T.y: But he is Rico's boyfriend
Elliott: Like I said, he's drunk
Quinncie: [crying on the floor in the fetal position]
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Eva: [on day three of no sleep and forgetting to eat, looking completely dead inside] Self-care is for the WEAK!
Cake: [coughs]
Eva: [frantically swaddling her in blankets] We need an ambulance!!!
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Flesh: [Talking about Eva] Don’t worry! She likes your butt and your fancy hair.
Cake: [As she runs her hand through her hair] She thinks it’s fancy?
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Camie brown: Wait, you're gay? As in, gay...gay? As in, you like women?
Peak Lilly: I thought I was being...
Peak Lilly: Crystal queer
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Bei: alright boys ready to g– Thomas where’s your vest?
Elliott: [smiling mischievously] yeah Thomas where’s your vest?
Diel: ...
Diel: about that..
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Pimp: Quinncie, baby. How can I get back on your good side?
Quinncie: It’s gonna take about three weeks of not talking to me.
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Peak Lilly: Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order!?
Camie brown: WhAt thE FuCK dOeS thAT eVEn MEAn!?
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Flesh: [being kidnapped] Will I need my toothbrush?
Kidnapper: Shut up!
Flesh: I'm assuming that means you'll be providing the toothbrush.
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Bei: [on the TV] Boss won't get off your back? Girlfriend won't stop nagging you?
Bei: Did that fuckstick Eva sell you a bullshit dagger that broke almost immediately despite the fact that you spent half your goddamn savings on it?
Bei: Have you considered... murder?
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My oc's as popular vines:
Quinncie: so no head?
T.y: what the Fuck is up Kyle?!
Peak Lilly: Look at all those chickens!
Flesh: Hi welcome to chilis
Chii: Fuck ya chicken strips!
Poppet: ThAtS My OpInIoN!!
Charlie: Chris is that a weed?!
Diel: what up I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read
Peach: Wooow
Bei: Ms Keisha? Ms Keishaaaa!? oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead!
Paston: Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow.
Camie brown: I wanna be a cowboy baby!
Elliott: Im a bad bitch you can’t kill me!!!
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Flesh: [on the phone] dad? i need your help! Th–
Chii: is the apartment complex on fire?
Flesh: ...no?
Chii: then it’s not an emergency. [hangs up]
Dax: well?! what did he say? what do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?!
Flesh: [shrugs] apparently it’s not an emergency.
T.y: [being strangled by a demon] HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??
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Diel: [muttering]
Bei: Diel what are you doing?
Diel: I’m having an argument with myself so I can finally win something for once.
Bei: would you mind not doing that right now? We need to be quite-
Diel: Well I actually would mind, because I’m losing right now.
Bei: How can you lose an argument to yourself?
Diel: the voices in my head decided to join in, and they’re making some pretty solid points on why I should just kill the bad guys and take their money.
Bei: well that’s........ mildly concerning...
Elliott: MILDLY????!?!!
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Chii: In terms of instant relief canceling plans is like heroin.
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Chii: I hope flesh liked the shirt I got him yesterday. Oh, he called.
Voice mail: You have 17 new messages.
Chii: What?!
Flesh: Hey dad, thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. T.y can’t drive and I ran iris's car into a ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together.
Iris: You still owe me for that.
Flesh: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Cars are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now.. but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright?
T.y: [groans]
Flesh: t.y, you’re up! Talk to you later, dad!
Voice mail: End of Message.
Chii: I’m not listening to all of these.[skips to the last message]
Voice mail: Message 17.
[loud screaming of pure terror as a booming demonic roar pierces the air]
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Rico: hey i used to b uglier believe it or not.
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Camie brown: What is the worst thing you've done sexually?
Charlie: .... I'm not sure what I'd want to call a worst..
Peak Lilly: A man..
Coccoh: pppfffttttt!
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Eva: Stay the fuck away from my man, I won’t tell you again!
T.y: BITCH! I don’t wan yo man. Nobody wants yo man. That’s why he’s wit you!
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Peak Lilly: It was the 80s, we did a lot of drugs back in those days.
Bren: How could she even do drugs?! She's a fucking alien!
Camie brown: Your mother found a way.
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Random cop: STOP RIGHT THERE! YOU ARE ALL MENACES TO SOCIETY!
T.y: [decks said cop]
Bei: why did you do that??????????
T.y: I am not emotionally involved in this situation!
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Eva: i sleep with a bow and arrow under my bed.
Bei: oh yeah? i sleep with a gun under my pillow!
Ashton: weak! i sleep with a nanobotic suit ready to be equipped!
T.y: damn, you's all are paranoid as hell!
Eva: yeah? what do you sleep with?
T.y: Elliott.
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Flesh: So how about a change of name?
Diel: You know, one that sounds marginally less like a porno than your current one!
Bei: [unsheathes sword]
Diel: [running away] You just had to open your mouth!
Flesh: [ducking under a blade swing] My mouth? My mouth?!! This is your fault!!!
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Eva: [slides flip phone across floor] Fuck this and fuck you! You little spawn of Nokia!
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Peach: I wonder why I don't like anything around my neck.
Poppet: maybe you were hung in a past life?
[heavy pause]
Peach: I THINK IT MIGHT JUST BE BECAUSE I'M AUTISTIC, POPPET!
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Eva: -and that's why I think God doesn't exist!
Cake: sorry sugar, I wasn't listenin'.
Eva: what, why?
Cake: look hun, I just really want a cupcake
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Paston: wow, that jacket is so soft that if someone hugged you they'd die on impact. And I have a deathwish! So come here!
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Quinncie: [singing to the tune of "We Just Got a Letter" from Blue's Clues] I just got a message, I just got a message, I just got a message, and it's from your man!
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T.y: Bitches be like "You mine".
T.y: First off I'm on probation, "I" belong to the state.
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Bei: I was so angry at everything when i was 13. And i was right.
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Bei: [get assigned a mission out of the city]
Bei: [drives off]
T.y: [storms into the apartment]
Rico: [sorting files]
Flesh: [at the computer]
Iris: [sharpening knives]
T.y: ATTENTION SIMPLETONS! Bei has JUST left the building!
Iris: ....
Flesh: ....
Rico: ....
T.y: and guess who’s been deputized as sheriff of this complex!
Rico: [hesitantly raises hand]
T.y: M E!
Rico: [hand goes down]
T.y: now [presses play on bluetooth speaker] work bitches!
[Work Bitch by Britney Spears echoing throughout the apartment]
Flesh: uuuughhhh not agaaaaain–
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Iris: [putting on makeup]
Flesh: [watching]
Flesh: Why do you use so many brushes for makeup?
Iris: Was Mona Lisa painted with one brush?
Iris: NO!
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Bei: [walks into the kitchen]
Apartment complex 404 Fam: [eating breakfast]
Bei: just a reminder; it’s Throat Punch Thursday
Bei: [leaves]
T.y: [checks imaginary watch] damn, that time again already ?
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Quinncie: I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night!
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Eva: the only two important Michaels; Jordan and Jackson.
Peach: [while pulling out Michael Myers mask] wooooow aight bet–
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T.y: they kicked me outta church bc i yelled “fuck the devil!” I thought we all hated that motherfucker!?
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Peak Lilly: You know, one day you could be a great dad!
Chii: I already am.
Peak Lilly: flesh doesn't count.
Chii: HE IS MY CHILD!
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Chii: so, what did I miss?
Dax: flesh died twice.
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Diel: my goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Bei: you can’t just say that every time you fail a mission.
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Iris: wow i need a drink.
Iris: [pours chocolate milk into a shot glass]
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Flesh: I think your calculations might have been off.
Diel: Well, they can't be off if I didn't do any.
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Iris: [to Elliott] You... you... you rude person!
Dax: Go easy on him, iris.
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T.y: [comes downstairs to find bei up and about]
T.y: wow you sure are quite the night person..
Bei: buddy I’m barley even a person!
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Bei: No one expects an angel to set the world on fire. But than again I'm no angel.
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T.y: oh yea? Well apparently, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
T.y: [Points at flesh] But this one got ran over by a fuckin lawn mower!
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Diel: I look like I'm supposed to be stalking senpai in this outfit.
Diel: Who's senpai? Hell if I know but I'm stalking him that's for sure.
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Tyrus x The Society
Okay second time is a charm! This is an AU where the Andi Mack characters are students from West Ham, Connecticut and they get caught up in the story of the Netflix original series, The Society. It helps to know the story of the show, but you dont have to in order to enjoy the fic.
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Chapter One- What Happened?
Cyrus' head felt extremely heavy. This play felt like it was going to last forever, like seriously forever. He managed to power through the first half but after intermission he suddenly felt much more exhausted. He was only there to support Amber, who had managed to get almost everyone they knew to come watch the show. She wasn't even in the play very much. The leads were Harry and Cassandra, known for being the schools biggest rivals. But nonetheless Cyrus and the rest of his friends were there to cheer Amber on, no matter how minimal her role.
Finally the house lights came up. However, Cyrus only knew the house lights had come up because Andi forcefully hit him over the head with her program to wake him up. He shook himself back into reality and stood up to go see Amber.
They walked backstage, past where Cassandra and her sister were talking, and past where the stage crew was already putting things away all the way back to the dressing rooms. On their way there they saw what seemed to be Harry and some girl doing. . . well unspeakable things, but decided it was best for everyone if they just ignored it.
In the dressing room everyone exchanged hugs, and congratulations to Amber. Even Buffy, who had definitely gotten much warmer towards her these past few years. Everyone had really, especially Andi. She'd never admit it, but there was most certainly a crush forming, maybe even a mutual one.
After a few minutes of talking Cyrus decided to head out. He was about ready to start sleeping standing up and wanted to get home safely without dozing off at the wheel. So he said his goodbyes and left the way he came. Harry was no longer with his girl, instead he was arguing with Cassandra. What's new. Apparently there was a party that Cassandra wasn't invited to. Cyrus wasn't either, but that didn't bother him in the slightest.
He slid past the rivals quarrel and out the double doors into the lobby. When he exited the building he was hit with a wave of an unpleasant, yet familiar smell.
"Oh god!" He exclaimed.
"Yeah," Came a voice from someone outside the door, "The smell's back."
Cyrus turned to see a boy leaning against the wall, one whom he recognized as Tj Kippen. Cyrus didn't hate Tj, but there wasn't enough interactions between the two for him to form a good opinion either. Tj had just always been the staple jock that everyone knew. Captain of the basketball team, class clown, incredibly handsome. The boy was one big American high school cliche.
"When did it come back?" Cyrus questioned, covering the bottom half of his face with his shirt.
"Intermission. That's when I came out here. There wasn't a smell at first but then all of a sudden, it was just back. Like someone dropped a massive stink bomb on all of West Ham."
"Oh," Cyrus paused for a minute, unsure of whether he wanted to continue this conversation, "Can I ask why you came out of a play at intermission but never went back?"
"Look Cyrus, that is your name right? You seem really cool, but I've never really talked to you. So I'm going to continue sitting here mysteriously and you can just go home, you look tired. Have a great night though, and make sure to keep your windows sealed tight." He said the last sentence with a chuckle.
Cyrus looked down at his feet, "Thanks, you have a good night too."
He started back to his car. What a weird interaction, certainly not one he expected to have tonight.
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Eight AM wasn't when Cyrus preferred to wake up on a Saturday, but today he found himself stumbling out of bed early in the morning. The Great Smoky Mountains field trip was today, and Cyrus was ecstatic to finally be going. His friends were already spamming a group chat with excitement for the trip.
Only upperclassmen are allowed on the trip so they've had two years to build up high expectations. Andi's had her bag packed for months. Cyrus on the other hand, packed his bag just last night. He gave it a once over, and once he made sure everything was there he headed out. His parents went with him to both say their goodbyes and so that his car wasn’t at the highschool for the entire duration of the trip.
Finally, after many hugs from all four parents, he was free to go meet his friends. Luckily they all got onto the same bus. But not as luckily, there were five of them and only two people could sit on a bench. A few days ago they figured out a fair way to see who’d sit alone, and Cyrus picked the short straw (literally, they drew straws). So he had to find his own seat while Andi, Buffy, Jonah, and Amber all sat together.
After a few minutes of sitting alone, no one had tried to sit with him. He wasn’t sure whether to be relieved or offended.
“Is this seat taken?” A familiar voice said, snapping Cyrus’ head towards the aisle. Tj was standing there, leaning on the seat in front of them.
“Uh. . . no, it’s not. You can sit.” There was a moment of silence before Cyrus finally said something else, “Why did you want to sit with me? There’s tons of jocks in the back.”
“That’s the football team, I’m a basketball guy, we don’t really hang out. Plus, I’m honestly kind of scared of Clark. He seems really aggressive. What about you, you do any school activities.” C
“Film Club,” Cyrus said, thinking that the topic of the conversation was being changed.
“Okay so if I asked you ‘Why don’t you go sit with the spanish club kids?’ You’d tell me no because you don’t know them. It’s the same for me, I don’t really know any of the football guys. Well except for Grizz, we have AP Literature together.”
“Wait, you take AP Lit?” From there the conversation flourished, there was never any awkward pauses or silences.
Cyrus was the first one to get drowsy, his answers to questions got slower and more nonsensical. Eventually the whole bus seemed to doze off, until the hissing of the bus doors opening woke them all up again. Cyrus’ head was leaning on Tj, but he quickly pulled away and hopen the other boy didn’t notice.
“Are we there?” Tj managed to say, while still waking up.
Cyrus looked out the window, and made out a figure that looked like his school, “I. . . I think we’re home.” He said, confused, and unsure of what was going on.
“Change of plans, rock slide. The road was closed, you’re back home.” The bus driver said over the speaker.
“Okay, well I’m gonna go back to my house. It was cool talking to you Cyrus.” Tj stood up from his seat and was the first one off. Cyrus found his friends, they were all pretty upset that the trip was canceled. They got off the bus and stood in the courtyard, where no one was waiting for them.
“Maybe no one told our parents that we’d be back,” Amber suggested. That sounded rational, there was no reason for them to question it.
So the group split up and all walked back to their own homes. West Ham was a safe New England town, there wasn’t a high crime rate that would’ve worried the kids.
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Back at his own home, he entered the door and quickly noticed that there was no one awake. That was strange because with his dad and step mom, someone was always working late or watching TV until midnight. He went up to their room, but they were nowhere to be found. Before he could even begin to question what was happening, his phone started to go crazy. Messages were spamming in at a mile a minute. It seemed that every kid from the field trip had been put in a group chat, and everyone was talking at the same time.
Harry: people are saying their families are gone, anyone else notice that?
That was the first message, and from there everyone went crazy. It seemed that the entire town was just gone. Save for those who were on the busses. The busses had also disappeared, along with their drivers. No one knew what was going on or what to think, and the chat wasn’t helping anything.
Cassandra: This isn’t helping! Everyone come back to the courtyard and we can see what’s happening.
Cyrus wasn’t sure what to think. He needed his friends to help get his mind cleared. So he texted their smaller group chat, which was much more calm.
Cyrus: Are your houses empty too? Andi: Yeah. Both mine and Cece’s house. What the hell is happening? Jonah: Maybe we should go to the courtyard. Thats where everyone else is going. Amber: Yeah. I’ll meet you guys there.
He put his shoes back on and headed right back out of his door, down the way he walked home and towards the courtyard. When he got there Andi and Jonah had already made it, so he found them to try and get more information. Someone had brought some beer, and it was being passed around, but Cyrus refrained.
In the middle of their conversation, a loud voice boomed, “The fucking church is open!” and everyone ran to get inside. They probably figured that a church would be an amazing place for a party. Which it kind of turned out to be. There were speakers, and places to sit, if it weren’t so sinful there’d be parties in the church all the time. More and more people showed up, and more and more people brought booze. Eventually everyone was trashed.
The other four were off dancing and drinking, while Cyrus stayed by the wall, completely sober. One person should stay responsible, he thought. Then, drunkenly, Tj stumbled over towards him.
“Hey! Little guy. What’s up, you don’t look like you’re having any fun,” He leaned against the wall next to Cyrus in order to keep himself up.
“I’m having a great time, I love watching people, observing them.”
“Well I like observing you.” Tj looked into Cyrus’ eyes and sat there for a moment. Then he leaned in quickly kissed the other boy. He leaned away and stared once again.
“You can’t just do that,” Cyrus said under his breath.
“Yeah. Well I did. Okay little guy, see ya later.” He pushed himself away from the wall and staggered away.
Cyrus felt like he’d had enough for one night, so he let his friends know he was leaving and went back to his house. It was strange that none of his family were home, but he managed to fall asleep okay.
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Because he’d had to get up so early the day before Cyrus decided to sleep in today, and for a moment he’d forgotten that the people of his hometown had disappeared. The large group chat was spamming like crazy, so he checked to see what all the fuss was about.
Campbell: Bad news, we’re fucked. The borders are nothing but woods, it’s like the real world completley fucking disapeared.
Luke: We’re putting together a party to go out and see what’s beyond the borders lmk if you’re up for it
A few people had replied that they were interested, but Cyrus only took notice of one person.
Tj: I’m in
He wasn’t sure why, but Tj going on the search party made him really nervous.
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Cassandra had organized for a town meeting that night. She was worried that since there were no adults or rule makers, people would go crazy. And she was right, people were raiding the stores to steal all the food. Hell, someone already stole all the carrots.
All five kids had been at Cece’s house all day, just talking and trying to wrap their heads around what was going on. Jonah was stuck on theories of what was happening. His favorite was that aliens took their town to a dense forest but left all the people in Connecticut. Cyrus could tell that the constant speculation was really just a coping mechanism because he was scared of what really could’ve happened.
At 7 o’clock sharp everyone was gathered in the church for the meeting. Everyone was arguing, mostly Cassandra and Harry. The group agreed mostly with Cassandra, that they should share their belongings in order to preserve resources.
“Me and Cyrus have two houses each, there’s no reason we should just keep them to ourselves.” Andi made a good point to the rest of the kids. Although, it only stirred up more controversy. Soon there was nothing but constant noise, no one could discern what anyone else was saying. Until. . .
BANG
A gun fired. People turned to see Campbell, known for being quite unstable, holding the gun. He argued some more, and more. Really no different from before, but now everyone was aware he had a gun. The fighting didn’t stop again until the church doors swung open. The search party had returned, and they were carrying a body.
They cleared off the beer cans and red solo cups off of a table and set her down.
“She died from a snake bite,” Luke said, through tears, “We did everything we could but we couldn’t save her.”
A murmur spread throughout the crowd. Everyone was mortified.
“Do you guys all want to stay at Cece’s house tonight? I feel like we shouldn’t be alone.” Andi offered. The rest of them replied through silent nods. Amber leaned her head on Andi’s shoulder with glossy eyes, and then they all filed out of the church. Outside, Cyrus saw an unpleasant sight. Tj was sitting on the ground with his head in his hands.
“Hey,” he tapped Andi on the shoulder, “I’ll meet up with you in a bit I’m just gonna go grab some stuff from my house.” He walked over and slid down next to Tj. “are you okay.” No response. “That was probably pretty hard for you, I’m really sorry you had to see that.”
“Thanks I guess. I still don’t really think I’ve processed what happened. I kinda don’t wanna talk about it.” When he pulled his head from his hands Cyrus could see tear streaks and puffy eyes.
“Okay, sorry I bothered you,” Cyrus said, then stood up to leave.
“No wait!” Tj grabbed his arm. “I don’t want to talk about it, but I still want to talk to you. You’re the only person I want to talk to, actually,” Cyrus’ face softened into a smile and he sat back down. He put his head on Tj’s shoulder and let the conversation flow.
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Me after The OA part 1: Oh my god this is amazing and has trans rep?!?!?!? What a CONCEPT. I can’t believe this is the first show i’ve seen a trans person on like. Wow. I need to tell EVERYONE about this show. It’s so confusion but when everything comes together?!?!?! It’s WILD!!!!! I love this show and i’m gonna spend the next two and a half years questioning reality.
*Just assumes it’s canceled after how long it’s been*
*Goes on Netflix to watch a show on my list, only to find OA right in my face and then promptly start freaking out because oh my god there’s a part two*
Me starting part 2: I literally don’t remember- oh lit they have a recap.
*Is highly confused the first two episodes*
Me after season two: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING I CAN LITERALLY NOT COMPREHEND THE IMPLICATIONS I NEED TO FOLLOW ALL THE ACTORS AND PUT RESEARCH INTO THIS SHOW BCS HOLY- OH MY GOD THERE’S THREE MORE SEASONS PLANNED OUT WHATTHEFUCK I NEED ALL OF THEM NOW BUT OH MY GOD EACH EPISODE IS COMPLETELY ORIGINAL HOLY SHIT HOW DO THEY WRITE THIS I COULD NEVER. NOW I UNDERSTAND THE TWO AND A HALF YEAR WAIT CAUSE HOLY FUCK THATS AMAZING AND THERES SO MUCH WORLD BUILDING AND DETAIL AND WHAT!!!! EXCUSE ME!!!!! THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO A WRITER OF THE SHOW. IC AN T WHATTHEFUCKFGYJFGHFHJ THIS WAS CREATED BY THE G O D S
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A Happy Man (Part 2)
A/N: Hello beauties! This is the sequel to my first ever angst piece “You’ll Be Okay” and I really love it! It’s loosely based off the song Die A Happy Man by Thomas Rhett! As always, if you enjoyed/have questions/comments/suggestions/all of the above, please let me know! I love hearing from y'all so much and I love you all to bits!
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Masterlist Part 1
“Have a nice Saturday love.”
Your phone buzzed on the end table next to your spot on the couch, indicating another incoming message from Harry. And just like every other day, you left the message unanswered. For the past 4 days, like clockwork, he had sent you a text at exactly 8:15am, wishing you a good day, and another at 9:30pm reminding you that he loves you. After walking out of yours and Harry’s hotel’s room 4 days ago, you had immediately flown home and showed up a sobbing mess at your parent’s doorstep. Upon the door opening, you found your father raising a baseball bat and your mother hidden on the staircase, in fear of an intruder – as it was the early hours of the morning – a sight you would laugh at if it were any other circumstance. Once your parents realized it was just you, and that you were a wreck, they quickly ushered you inside and to the couch, so you could explain what was wrong. That was days ago, and here you were, still seated in the same spot, staring off into space while your parents watched from the entryway.
“She’s going to start growing into the couch if she doesn’t move Y/M/N.” your dad whispered, or at least whispered as much as a dad was capable.
There was a small thud, and you knew your mom had gently smacked your father’s chest, “He meant a lot to her. She just needs some time.”
“And she can hear you both.” You turned your head to look at the two of them huddled together. “I appreciate you letting me crash here, but you don’t have to dote over me. I’m a big girl. Go to the Christmas Tree Shop or whatever it is you retired folk do.” You tried to crack a smile, but you knew it looked more like grimace.
“Oh hunny, you don’t have to thank us. You’re our baby, of course you are always welcome here.” Your mom cooed as she scuttled across the room to sit next to you and run her fingers through your hair, “Everything’s going to work itself out. I promise.”
“My offer still stands monkey. You let me know where he is, and I’ll go have a nice little chat with Harold.” Your dad smiled, still standing at the entryway.
“No dad. The last thing I want is for you to talk to him right now. It would only make things worse. I mean, I didn’t break up with him. I just told him I needed time. So that’s what I’m doing. Taking some time.” You took a deep breath, talking more to yourself than to your parents now, “Not broken up.”
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“She broke up with me, mum.” Harry’s groan was muffled by the thick white duvet as he laid face down on his hotel bed, still in yesterday’s clothes. “I’ve tried to talk to her every day, and there’s no reply.” Similarly to Y/N, Harry had spent the last 4 days in the same position; wallowing in self-pity and crying to his mother.
“She didn’t my dear. You told me what she said, and she just needs some time.” Anne was seated next to her son, running her hands through his short curls, “You have to understand where she’s coming from. The two of you have been strong for two years, this is just a small bump. Everyone goes through them.”
“Not us, mum. We don’t do this. We never fight, and we never walk away from each other. We’re best friends. Or, we were at least.”
“The two of you are two peas in a pod, don’t doubt that Harry. You have a very busy life, and I mean this with every ounce of love I have for you,” Harry turned his head to peak out from under the blanket to look at Anne, “but you do tend to put quite a lot on your plate. And you never were one for clearing your plate. You’ve been so focused on finding things to keep you busy during this time off, that you’ve put some things to the back burner. Some important things.”
It was like Harry was transported back in time, listening to the bustling streets below while everyone carried on with their lives. Like he wasn’t losing his mind 14 floors above their heads. He knew his mum was right. He always wanted to have a plan a, and a plan b, and plan c, but there was never a risk for that lifestyle before. Never the chance for his precisely planned life to cause such an uproar. But here he was, a weeping, snotty, mess because he planned for everything except his love leaving him.
“Let me ask you, Harry. All of the money, the designer clothes, the followers, notoriety, is it all what’s most important to you? Would you be the happiest with only that?”
His head was shaking before Anne could even finish her questions. There was no doubt in his mind that everything he has, everything his unprecedented luck has been able to provide him, meant nothing if he had no one to share it with. No one to come home to laugh about cute fan encounters with. Nothing without anyone to call up when the silence of empty hotel rooms becomes too much. “Absolutely not.”
“Then in your heart, you know what to do.” She nodded and patted Harry’s back before getting up and disappearing through the front door.
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“Alright, look munchkin. I love you, you know that. But the ass that’s supposed to be making a dent in the couch is mine. I didn’t retire for you to beat me to it.” Your dad plopped down on the couch next to you. “You have a bed upstairs for that.”
“Can’t dad. ‘ve got pictures of him up there. Don’t wanna look at them right now.” You paused, hearing your mother on the phone, for the 4thtime today, “Who she keep talking to?”
You heard him huff next to you, “Who knows. She’s always got something new to gossip about these days. This week, it’s been about Martha leaving the office to go to the company upstairs.”
You were thankful for your dad. While your mother was always the one to sit you down and talk some sense into you when something was going awry, your dad was the comedic relief you needed. He always knew how to take your mind off of the seriousness of life. Which Is exactly what you needed right now.
“I wasn’t going to say anything, ya know, because of the reason you’re here and all, but you smell kid. I don’t know how it works across the pond, but over here we have these things called showers. It’s real neat, you go in and wash you-“
“Oh my god, shut up dad. We have showers for fucks sake.” You laughed, leaning over to rest your head on his shoulder. The two of you sat in silence for a moment, the soft murmur of Netflix and your soft breathing filled the air.
“Everything’s going to work out darling. Everyone goes through a rough patch, and it was about time the two of you had yours.” He stopped for a moment, “You know, your mother and I separated for a couple of months.”
Your head shot up at that and looked wide eyed at your father. For your entire life, you idolized your parent’s relationship and wished for nothing more than to achieve what they have. You never would have imagined that they went through any sort of issues. “No you didn’t! When?”
“You were about a year old. I was working double shifts every week while she stayed home with you. She wanted to be able to be there for you every day, watch you grow, and I would have loved nothing more, but someone had to pay for all the diapers you shit in.” you both chuckled, “Me not being home was too much for her and she told me she needed time. Sound familiar?”
“How’d you get past it?”
“I had been staying with your uncle for a couple months, and then woke up one morning, looked in the mirror and told myself I was an idiot for walking away so easily. So, I went back to the house, sat her down, told her how much I loved her and that I was working so hard so that the two of you could have the best lives possible. That’s all I want – the two of you to be happy and not worry about anything.”
The tears were starting to form in your eyes, thinking about how similar your situation is to what your parents went through. Not wanting to sit and cry in front of your dad, again, you patted his knee and stood up.
“About time I go shower, yeah? Wash this stink off.” you smiled and made your way to the staircase, leading to the second floor of your childhood home.
“I love you kiddo.” Your dad called after you, making some warmth spread through your relatively cold body.
In any other situation, you would be disgusted with yourself that this was your first shower in 4 days. But showering was the last thing on your mind recently. As you stood under the searing water, you thought over everything your father had said. Everything he spoke about, you knew is how Harry felt. He told you every chance he got that he loved providing for you, loved being able to make you smile. And it didn’t take much. You got so much joy just by watching in achieve the things he dreamed of and standing behind the scenes to see just how much the love of your life has achieved. But that wasn’t what caused your departure. You had watched Harry make room in his busy life for countless people, so why couldn’t he do that for someone he loved? You thought back to your trip to Italy and hung your head. In his own way, you realized, he did. After canceling your museum tour, he had the two of your sit in bed all night and watch a Italian historical documentary. Brought you to the private hotel pool with a bottle of wine after not being able to go to the beach and left you a note the morning of your cancelled breakfast date. You realized these were all ways he showed you he cared and wasn’t trying to put work ahead of you. And here you were, standing in your parent’s shower, ignoring all his loving messages every day, just so you could justify your leaving. Quickly shutting off the water, you grabbed a towel and made a beeline to your old room, needing to get dressed and find your phone. You had apologizing to do.
You ran down the stairs, after throwing on some old black sweats and a white t-shirt, your hair still dripping from the shower and leaving a trail of water in your path. Getting to the space you were occupying on the couch, you noticed that your phone was no longer on the charger, “Mom! Where did you move my phone?”
No response.
“Seriously mom! I need to use my phone.”
Again, not response, just the sound of glasses clinking in the kitchen.
“I can hear you in the kitchen. If you’re ignoring me because you’re on the phone with someone from the office, talking about Martha again, I swear I’m gon-“ you choked on your sentence upon entering the kitchen, where you expected to find your mother.
The two of you stared at each other like deer caught in headlights, not knowing what to do or say. A wine glass was gently set down, and the room was so silent that you could hear the silent ringing it made when making contact with the marble countertop. You could feel your breathing start to pick up when he licked his lips and whisper a soft “Hi.”
“He – wha – what are you – how did?”
“I called your mom earlier. Told her I wanted to come. See you.”
You nodded, biting the inside of your lip, not knowing how to get past the awkward tension in the air. You had never experienced this with Harry, this foggy unknown feeling. And you hated it.
“Why.”
“Why what?” lines formed on his forehead
“Why – why would you want to see me?
He continued to just stare at you, like you just asked him the meaning of life, with his mouth agape and hands on now resting on top of the counter. “Because I love you. And I’m not letting this be over. I’m not.” He shrugged, “I know you sai-“
“I’m sorry.” You exclaimed, interrupting whatever he was about to say, “I’m sorry for assuming you cared more about work. I’m sorry for blaming you for cancelling things. I’m sorry for leaving. I’m sorry, so sorry.”
Before you knew what was happening, he had raced around the kitchen island and scooped you into his arms before your knees could buckled beneath you. Muffled gasps were coming from between your lips as Harry ran his hands over the back of your head.
“Shhh, hey none of that. It’s alright. You’re okay. I’m here.”
The two of you stayed locked in one another’s arms for what seemed like hours, making up for missing the feel of each other. Missing the way you could feel Harry’s heartbeat on your temple when hugging him. Him missing the feeling of your hands wound around his torso, toying with his back-belt loops. The two of you missing the comforting smell of the other. Slowly, once your crying subsided, Harry backed away slightly so that he could look at you.
“I think we have some stuff to talk about, yeah?” you nodded simultaneously and moved to sit down, facing each other, on the kitchen island stools. He gently picked up both your hands in his own, “Before you say anything, I need you to know I love you. I am so fucking in love with you that it makes my head spin. And when you walked out of that hotel room, I felt like I was drowning.” You moved to apologize again, but he quickly cut you off, “I don’t want to hear another apology out of you. Don’t ever apologize for your feelings. The hurt you’re feeling is yours to feel however you see fit.”
“I just, I don’t want you to think I’m asking you to choose, H. I would never. I know how much your career means to you, it means everything to me too. Watching you succeed and do what you love means the world to me.” You sniffled, trying make sure he understood that you support him in everything he does.
“But I would. I would choose. Because as much as I love the traveling and picking up new projects, and always being busy, I love you more. I love you more than all the sushi I could stomach in Japan. More than the packages Gucci sends me with new clothes. More than there are stars in the sky. So, I’mthe sorry one. I’m so sorry I ever made you doubt that, m‘love.” His eyes started to glaze over, accent getting thicker, as the threat of tears grew closer and closer.
“My career has given me more than I could ever ask for. This life I live gives me opportunities I never in a million years could have wished for. But absolutely none of it means anything if you’re not there to share it with me.” The smile that graced Harry’s face was brighter than anything you’ve ever seen on him. His dimples were prominent on his hair covered jaw, small crow’s feet loitered around the corners of his eyes, and his hands tightened in yours.
“But you should be able to do those things without worrying about me. About making sure I’m alright. You’re so young and so successful Harry! You shouldn’t have to worry about how I’m feeling 24/7. You should be able to do what you want, when you want it. To be your own person.” You argued, knowing that this argument was slowly fleeting, as your love for the man in front of you was overpowering any doubts you had.
“I know who I am, doll. But I also know that I’m better with you. I’m better when I wake up to see your hair sprawled all over the bed. Better when I see you in that black dress that makes it hard for me to breathe. Better when you’re around. So, if I never get to see the Eiffel Tower again, or drive a new sports car, that’s okay.” he shrugged, seeing your inner turmoil in your eyes, “Because if the only thing that I have in life is your hand in mine, then I could die a happy man.”
You took your hand out of his hold to brush away the tears that had made their way down your puffy cheeks. Guilt flooded through your veins for ever thinking that Harry loved you any less than how he described. So, you leaned forward to place a kiss to his lips, needing him to know you loved him just the same.
“I quite like the Eiffel tower.” You whispered once your lips disconnected from his, and a small chuckle left his lips,
“I know petal. I just want you to know that I don’t need a fancy destination because you’re my great escape. My sense of normalcy in this crazy life. You’re the one I want to repaint the living room while listening to Sinatra radio and dance around the fireplace with.”
You knew when starting this relationship that things would get difficult, what with being in the public eye and all the moving around. But you also knew that it was all worth it. It was worth it when you got to see Harry after walking off stage, after his morning jog, with his tongue sticking out between his lips while jotting things down in his journal. All the scrutiny was worth it when you got to slow dance in the kitchen or lounge all day with Evie. And no amount of rescheduling or cancellations would change that.
“Did you really just try to flex your Gucci deliveries to me?”
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